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A while ago my sister was getting dressed and when she went to put on her jeans she noticed the the button at the top of them said Emergency Exit. MLIA
#638733 Comments: 123 Vote: average 4873meh 345Share 
[ - ]  Im_a_troll_hahaGood: 3Bad: 142 years ago
Santaclaritaballet.net go here!
 
shut up, **** you. haha the post is funny but unaverage
 
[ - ]  cucuto89Good: 5Bad: 32 years ago
Why was OP watching his sister dress?
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago
This is you assuming the OP is a boy. And that OP was even there when the sister was dressing. Maybe the sister just told OP what she discovered.
 
[ - ]  keiIabeIIaGood: 2Bad: 32 years ago
BELLANOCHE!!!
 
[ - ]  CynicalGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago
Naughty.
 
[ - ]  Spider_ManGood: 1Bad: 82 years ago
Has anyone seen the cussing baby video on Youtube?
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 12Bad: 32 years ago
More like, Emergency Entrance!
 
[ - ]  merrysongstressGood: 4Bad: 12 years ago
you have a delightfully twisted mind Mobile old pal
 
[ - ]  kevinsofttacoGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago
Tahaha.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 4Bad: 12 years ago
Emergency, eh?
 
[ - ]  CircafanGood: 6Bad: 12 years ago
There's a fire! Pull down your pants!
 
[ - ]  CynicalGood: 6Bad: 12 years ago
Pants on the ground, pants on the ground...
 
[ - ]  heatherrawrieeGood: 7Bad: 22 years ago
Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the gound.
 
[ - ]  Spider_ManGood: 6Bad: 12 years ago
"Sorry, but you're a little over the age limit..."
 
[ - ]  TheSchwabGood: 3Bad: 22 years ago
Simon fail.
 
[ - ]  TheSchwabGood: 5Bad: 12 years ago
Lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.
 
[ - ]  kevinsofttacoGood: 4Bad: 12 years ago
gold in yo mouth, hat turned sideways..
 
lookin like a fool wit your pants on the ground
 
[ - ]  CynicalGood: 4Bad: 12 years ago
Triple win!
 
[ - ]  sodapop19Good: 8Bad: 12 years ago
you watch your sister get dressed?
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 4Bad: 12 years ago
I thought the same thing.
 
[ - ]  NinaJaGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago
Ahahahahaha!
 
[ - ]  boinkGood: 5Bad: 22 years ago
That's hot.
 
[ - ]  Spider_ManGood: 4Bad: 12 years ago
Incest, anyone?
 
[ - ]  heatherrawrieeGood: 5Bad: 22 years ago
Yes, please. Goes great with chips.
 
[ - ]  Spider_ManGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago
You should try it on the Saltines!
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 4Bad: 22 years ago
Why can't you just put today? Noone cares if this happened a while ago!
 
OP is lesbo. if shes watching her sister get dressed...
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 5Bad: 12 years ago
At least she wasn't undressing...
 
oohh thats hot haha
 
[ - ]  0nyxGood: 4Bad: 12 years ago
Incestous lesbo at that
 
[ - ]  metalgeekGood: 4Bad: 12 years ago
But the OP never said s/he was a girl.
 
[ - ]  AerodynamicGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago
If it's a brother, that's just as creepy.
 
[ - ]  UpAmericaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Or maybe her sister told her/him!
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Impossible!
 
[ - ]  0nyxGood: 5Bad: 42 years ago
Shouldn't that be MSLIA? Just sayin..
 
[ - ]  keiIabeIIaGood: 3Bad: 92 years ago
This isn't average at all, amirite.net ?
 
[ - ]  boinkGood: 4Bad: 12 years ago
Woah, I went rabid for a second there.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago
How would you like to be murdered?
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 4Bad: 12 years ago
Psssst. AP- don't ask, just do.
 
[ - ]  Spider_ManGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago
BaddingFairy? Shouldn't you be off work on weekends?
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago
I work 'round the clock. Gotta feed myself, y'know!
 
[ - ]  keiIabeIIaGood: 1Bad: 52 years ago
Not at all, amirite.net ?
 
TROLLLLLLL
 
[ - ]  Spider_ManGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago
She's been possesed by the demon!
 
[ - ]  InappropriateGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago
Sam is gone!
 
[ - ]  boinkGood: 4Bad: 12 years ago
But, boink is still here. Dammit.
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 3Bad: 22 years ago
I iz still here too.
 
[ - ]  TheSchwabGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago
Shhh! She might come back if you mention her. *shifty eyes*
 
[ - ]  Spider_ManGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago
What's a Schwab?
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago
That little puff on the end of a Q-Tip.
 
thatd be swab stupid
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago
I say 'schwab', stupid.
 
[ - ]  Spider_ManGood: 4Bad: 12 years ago
No! Pwease don' fight mommy and daddy! You don' wan' da powice to come again!
 
[ - ]  TheSchwabGood: 5Bad: 12 years ago
A Schwab is everything that is nothing, and everything that is something. It is love, hate, your mom, and pie. A jedi, sith lord, and an Expo Marker. All in one.
 
[ - ]  ProceedGood: 7Bad: 92 years ago
A while ago my sister was getting dressed and when she went to put on her jeans she noticed the the button at the top of them said Emergency Pussy. I waited for her to undress and fucked her. I'm not really her brother. MLIA
 
[ - ]  keiIabeIIaGood: 1Bad: 62 years ago
Oh, that was you, amirite.net ?
 
[ - ]  ProceedGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago
You aren't even doing it right. It is "www.amirite.net?" Troll copy FAIL.
 
[ - ]  UpAmericaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
What the *cusses*!!!!
 
[ - ]  MaroonGood: 4Bad: 12 years ago
i like almonds.
 
[ - ]  ElvisPrezzzGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago
hi, Im new here. Can anyone tell me where homeroom is?
 
[ - ]  CircafanGood: 6Bad: 12 years ago
Between my legs. You're welcome, lad.
 
[ - ]  UpAmericaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
YOU WEIRDO!!!!! But, if you're asking.. *winks*
 
[ - ]  keiIabeIIaGood: 2Bad: 92 years ago
Over there, amirite.net ?
 
[ - ]  MaroonGood: 8Bad: 32 years ago
Shut the fuck up. www.amirite.net ?
 
[ - ]  heatherrawrieeGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago
YOU LIE! You posted that same comment earlier!
 
[ - ]  Spider_ManGood: 3Bad: 22 years ago
Don't mind Circafan. Anyways, it's over there were the cliche ninjas are sitting.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago
Ah, darn it. We have to sit that close to the cliched ninjas?
 
[ - ]  Spider_ManGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago
It's either that or the cool Grandmas.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago
Ewww! Fine then. v_v
 
[ - ]  ElvisPrezzzGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago
lad? Im a laaaaaady *bats eyes*
 
[ - ]  CircafanGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago
Ooh dear me. -is captivated by your beauty-
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 4Bad: 12 years ago
Hi. See that little thing in the corner with the letters 'REPLY'? It's there for your use. So use it.
 
[ - ]  0nyxGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago
B-but your username says ElvisPrez!
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago
Maybe she/he is confused?
 
[ - ]  EIvisPrezzzGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago
3 z's
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago
*applauds* YAY! YOU LEARNED HOW TO USE THE REPLY BUTTON!
 
[ - ]  cedricdiggorylivesGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago
KW! Are you back?! <3
 
[ - ]  EIvisPrezzzGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago
Is she bLack?!?!
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago
Shhh...*holds finger to lips*
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago
*adds ElvisPrezzz to The n00b List of Smiting*
 
[ - ]  TheSchwabGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago
No. Its all an illlluuuusionnnn *waves arms*
 
[ - ]  cedricdiggorylivesGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago
Yaaay! More to smite!
 
[ - ]  EIvisPrezzzGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago
I always knew.
 
[ - ]  Spider_ManGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago
Elvis was a lady? Woah...
 
[ - ]  idkanameGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago
duuuuhhhh that why she had such long hair
 
[ - ]  boinkGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago
Dude looks like a lady.
 
[ - ]  0nyxGood: 2Bad: 32 years ago
Someone's badding every single comment on this page!
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 4Bad: 32 years ago
How very observant of you! Here's a gold star!
 
[ - ]  Spider_ManGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago
Where's my gold star???
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago
Shiny stars! :O
 
[ - ]  0nyxGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago
TY[!] I suspect pixies and witches
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago
Don't utter the names of THOSE creatures around me.
 
[ - ]  AerodynamicGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago
Nahhh it's past their bedtime.
 
[ - ]  boinkGood: 4Bad: 22 years ago
Someone's stating the obvious!
 
[ - ]  metalgeekGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago
Thank you captain obvious.
 
[ - ]  goodygollygumdropsGood: 1Bad: 42 years ago
Your sister's life is average.
 
[ - ]  yayayoyoGood: 1Bad: 52 years ago
http://christy.ihateyounow.com/index.php?c=viral&m=index&id=e5f0cc2d015c4f29517c1d0c74ade98c check the link please!!!
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago
!MAPS
 
[ - ]  EIvisPrezzzGood: 1Bad: 32 years ago
You're gonna soak up your period with the iPad.
 
[ - ]  hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago
No. Get out of here with your MAPS.
 
[ - ]  UpAmericaGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BROTHER!!!!
 
[ - ]  ElvisPrezzzGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago
I have a secret identity (shhhhh)
 
[ - ]  EIvisPrezzzGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago
Is it.... Hmmm. I can't figure it out.
 
[ - ]  hippo_campusGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago
And you're replying to yourself because?
 
[ - ]  lunapyeGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago
I am in the process of watching Help.
 
[ - ]  ElvisPrezzzGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago
I have 3 z's b-cause the key got stuck
 
[ - ]  boinkGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago
NO ONE ASKED!
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago
So, reply button expert, are you a hypocrite or not?
 
[ - ]  Spider_ManGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago
One minute. I gotta go pee. You guys probably didn't need to know that.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Ooh! Ohh! I did~!
 
[ - ]  EIvisPrezzzGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago
So. I like vagina, so I'm a lesbo. [!]
 
[ - ]  UpAmericaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Oh great. Nice to know.
 
[ - ]  ElvisPrezzzGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago
Can anyone have the same username but have a different password?
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago
No.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago
Can you use the fucking reply button?
 
[ - ]  EIvisPrezzzGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
Can you fuck the replying use button?
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
No, ya fucking dumbass.
 
[ - ]  UpAmericaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
This is strange.
 
[ - ]  cedricdiggorylivesGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I don't even understand your comeback. Therefore, it' not very good. Fail.
 
[ - ]  UpAmericaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I fail in life.
 
[ - ]  EIvisPrezzzGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago
No, what are you talking about?
 

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