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My science teacher makes you stand on your desk and dance to your ring tone if your phone rings in class. I got her cell number and called her in class, her ring-tone? her singing "I hate twilight Harry's better, I hate twilight YES I DO" to the tune of bob the builder. New favourite teacher. yes. MLIA

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[ - ] Im_a_troll_hahaGood: 1Bad: 212 years ago

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[ - ] sodapop19Good: 6Bad: 72 years ago

why thank you, kind fellow, i would love to.

[ - ] CircafanGood: 7Bad: 72 years ago

Fuck this.

[ - ] CircafanGood: 12Bad: 22 years ago

And still wondering why you have teach's number.

[ - ] AerodynamicGood: 7Bad: 22 years ago

Obviously the teachers booty call.

[ - ] sodapop19Good: 9Bad: 12 years ago

Have to make the grade somehow. Middle School is hard.

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 4Bad: 42 years ago

That's what she said. Because she isn't too smart, see.

[ - ] sodapop19Good: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Well done, Madam,

[ - ] kevinsofttacoGood: 5Bad: 22 years ago

Hey Circa, did you notice that themediadude has been gone since yesterday? I'm thinkin' you killed him.

[ - ] CircafanGood: 3Bad: 32 years ago

I do hope so.

[ - ] XxSpeechImpedimentxXGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago

joy theres still imatrollhaha

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago

I was gone yesterday, what'd you do to him Circa?

[ - ] CircafanGood: 3Bad: 42 years ago

Fucked him up the anus.

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 1Bad: 32 years ago

A sure-fire way to torture them to death. Well done.

[ - ] kevinsofttacoGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

She posted first on the stories before he did. Like, the first time she did it, he was second. Then he never came back.

[ - ] Im_a_troll_hahaGood: 1Bad: 112 years ago

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[ - ] FreedomForAsteroidsGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

OH NO. KST you attracted another troll. literally.

[ - ] Im_a_troll_hahaGood: 1Bad: 102 years ago

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[ - ] FreedomForAsteroidsGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

How do you defeat a troll.. GO BACK UNDER THE BRIDGE YOU UGLY SLUT!

[ - ] kevinsofttacoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

No, its been here. I was just sayin.

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 3Bad: 22 years ago

*wincing*

[ - ] ProceedGood: 18Bad: 52 years ago

Fuck Harry Potter. AND Twilight.

[ - ] 0nyxGood: 7Bad: 42 years ago

...Finally!

[ - ] FreedomForAsteroidsGood: 5Bad: 32 years ago

Proceed has officially won me over. I love you.

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 5Bad: 12 years ago

Standing on desks is illegal. Jared's law. (In the US, anyways)

[ - ] sodapop19Good: 6Bad: 12 years ago

Was that passed after the Dead Poet's Society Act?

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago

That passed after an idiot kid stood on a table, it collapsed under him, and he died in the wreckage. His parents made a list of a bunch of things that they thought were unsafe in schools, and voila! Jared's law.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

Is this for real? How do you die from standing on a desk/

[ - ] sodapop19Good: 1Bad: 22 years ago

That would explain why my ninja stars were recently confiscated. Curse you, Jared's Law!!

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 7Bad: 12 years ago

A good post. no.

[ - ] 0nyxGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

Me?

[ - ] FreedomForAsteroidsGood: 10Bad: 22 years ago

Shall i make a list of all the cliches? 1) SCIENCE. 2) "Cool" teachers. (There isnt such thing.) 3) How the hell did you get her cell number. Thats not a cliche just a rant. 4) Twilight Vs. Harry Potter . (Fuck this one the most.) 5) "New favourite teacher. Yes." I hate you OP. you better sleep with your extra eye open.

[ - ] kevinsofttacoGood: 3Bad: 32 years ago

It's been done. Multiple times. And they've all been put into 1 massive post before, too. (it didn't get posted.) There's about 100. You'll never come close.

[ - ] AverageVolturiVampGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

don't even bother making a list of all the cliches. you'll be there all night. and btw OP, at least add a question mark if you wanna sound cliche.

[ - ] FreedomForAsteroidsGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Ah, the truth is spoken.

[ - ] boinkGood: 11Bad: 12 years ago

Today, I posted about how Twilight is inferior to Harry Potter so I could make MLIA readers like me. But, I soon realized that it actually pisses them off, makes me look like a fucktard, and they wouldn't actually know who I am anyway. MLIA

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 4Bad: 12 years ago

THIS.

[ - ] kdollearGood: 5Bad: 12 years ago

A lot of people on this website don't know what a cliche is.

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 6Bad: 12 years ago

I'M SAM 3.0 AND I'M A WHINY BITCHMONKEY. I LIKE TO POST WALLS OF TEXT BECAUSE I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE AND THEN I LIKE TO CALL MYSELF A JACKASS SO PEOPLE WILL FEEL SORRY FOR ME. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY EVERYONE HATES ME, SO I GUESS I'M A SOCIOPATH TOO. This satire brought to you by NinaJa: "Woah, I didn't see that extra A there!"

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

Woah, I didn't see that extra A there!

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

Hehe ;)

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 2Bad: 32 years ago

Hi, I'm NinJa. I'm acting like a hypocrite.

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

Hey, that's my name! That's so weird, do you think we're related?

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Nah, you've got the extra A. Can't be you!

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Oh darn. Still, what a splendid coincidence!

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Isn't it just!

[ - ] realgirlsmoshGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

*applauds excitedly so she falls off her chair*

[ - ] realgirlsmoshGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

I'm so sure.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago

GO AND DIE IN A FUCKING HOLE, OP!

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

As opposed to a regular hole?

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

*takes a deep breath to calm down* Yes, there are fuckin gholes and regular holes, and OP needs to go into the former.

[ - ] SamuRyeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Good one =P

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*tips hat* I try my best.

[ - ] SamuRyeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Yeah, shes my fave too =)

[ - ] icgesGood: 0Bad: 42 years ago

hahahaha if i had a teacher like tht they wood b my fave teacher tooo!!!!!

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

*patronising smile* Are you new here?

[ - ] SamuRyeGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Errrmmm, if your Notpumpkin, then wheres pumpkin?

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I have no idea, but the username was already taken when I signed up. You may call me NP, Notty, Zucchini, PumpkinHead, or just plain NotPumpkin, if you like.

[ - ] SamuRyeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

No, I'm the pizza man, YES I am new here

[ - ] SamuRyeGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

I'm new, can you show me around?

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Don't comment too much until you've learned the ropes... Just observe and learn.

[ - ] UpAmericaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Yes, of course! *gestures* This is the comment section, and if you go a little to the right you'll see home!

[ - ] ProceedGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago

On another note, Harry Potter is about wizards in high school and shit. Twilight is about a vampire and a teenage girl falling in love. Why the hell do idiots even compare them?

[ - ] AverageVolturiVampGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

because twilight has become just as famous as HP and the Potheads are pissed off that there might actually be other books than harry potter.

[ - ] SamuRyeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

BECAUSE....They are both popular AND fantasy. DUH!!! What kind of a hole did you grow up in?

[ - ] SamuRyeGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

Because they are both fantasy, Proceed; DUH!

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I see that you are new. There is a reply button to the right >>>

[ - ] SamuRyeGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Hi everyone! Threatening sword-wielding warrior here. =)

[ - ] ElvisPrezzzGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

*changes subject* soooooo... how is your life going? *takes off mask and reveals Dr. Phil*

[ - ] UpAmericaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*backs away slowly*

[ - ] mothafathaGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

I dont understand half of these conversations...and both twilight and harry potter can suck my metaphoric dick. Just sayin.

[ - ] ClicheMeterGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Exceeding maximum capacity

[ - ] CeraGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

I am so sick of people hating on Twilight. Hating on popular things doesn't make you cool.

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