MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] RacistGood: 5Bad: 82 years, 3 months ago

Any Mexicans want to mow my lawn?

[ - ] TheBurgerKingGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Si

[ - ] nicocoGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I made a joke like that today. I got a green Sharpie in the face.

[ - ] RacistGood: 1Bad: 32 years, 3 months ago

Your name is now Julio, now get to work.

[ - ] TheBurgerKingGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

No, I no work.

[ - ] RacistGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

*Deports*

[ - ] TheBurgerKingGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

No, I no deport.

[ - ] RoflPuffGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

No, no I stay. I stay and clean.(In family guy consuela voice)

[ - ] RacistGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago

No, doggy out. Afuera!

[ - ] 2011Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Only if you pay me.

[ - ] RoflPuffGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago

Jigglypuff is a mexicano.

[ - ] nicocoGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Maybe you're really left handed?

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I bowl with my tongue.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I'm going to need proof.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I would just like to add, Howxprofoud, that I always new you were great with your tongue.

[ - ] CrutonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I bowl with my you-know-what. I call it my secret weapon, for many other reasons as well.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

You mean with your nose?! Aw shit

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I tried to bowl with that once. Surprisingly, elbows cannot bowl very well.

[ - ] 2011Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I bowl with my mind.

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I bowl with my behind.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I'm pretty sure "average" would be if you bowled best with the hand you write with.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I write with my right and I bowl with my left. Ask me why.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Why?

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Ask me about my weiner!

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

*asks about weiner*

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

It's delicious. With KETCHUP or jizz.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

But I like mustard...

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Only on hump day.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I'm kind of scared to. Why?

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I throw a baseball with my left. So, see? It's not always like that.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I know that, I grand jete with my left leg forwards. But it's average to do things better with the hand you write with.

[ - ] nicocoGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Why?

[ - ] MobileGood: 16Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Today, I got tired of how badly I was masturbating so I switched to my left hand as a joke. I immediately came. MLIA

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago

Today, I posted a bunch of really un-funny, immature things on MLIA. MLIA.

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I'm pretty sure they are funny. Yes. Yes they are.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

He who laughs at his own jokes...

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

*raises hand* I laughed.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I did too.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I rarely do that. Oh, no, I laugh at a few of them. But not this one.

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Today, I still giggled at Mobile's antics though they're getting old. MLIA

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

So by "left hand" you mean "flesh light"?

[ - ] RoflPuffGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

... I just googled flesh light. I hate you.

[ - ] RoflPuffGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I just realized I did a double post, help me bad my 2nd one!

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I bad-ed both. *points to self* Rebellious.

[ - ] RoflPuffGood: 0Bad: 62 years, 3 months ago

... I just googled flesh light. I hate you.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

*Resists urge to google*

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

it's pretty bad

[ - ] RoflPuffGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

http://tinyurl.com/cue46a

[ - ] RoflPuffGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Copy paste this link TMPM

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I shall not do what you tell me. *eye twitch*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

DON'T DO IT

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I want to, so badly...

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

*doesn't do it*

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Yes. Do not.

[ - ] autumnsfantasyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Don't worry, there are things far more traumatizing.

[ - ] RambertGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Wow, what self-respecting troll doesn't know what a fleshlight is?

[ - ] RoflPuffGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

One that is new to the trolling business.

[ - ] RambertGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Clearly. Also I've a feeling that I'm probably at least three years older than anyone posting...

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

'DAS DA TROOF

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

*high fives hxp*

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

*high fives first time not to face*

[ - ] Therapist_Or_The_RapistGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I wonder what else you do better with your left hand...

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 2Bad: 32 years, 3 months ago

I'm terrible at bowling. But I never bowl a strike with my left hand. I deem this *pulls out stamp* UN-AVERAGE!

[ - ] iceandfireGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Were the rails up?

[ - ] ChapfallenGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

Today, I got lucky. No, I didn't get laid; I just got a strike while bowling with my mother. MLIA

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Today, I got lucky. With my mother.MLIA-- That is all that I got out of your comment.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I can't concentrate on his comment anymore, because of yours.

[ - ] ChapfallenGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

The desired effect has been achieved.

[ - ] littleivyGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

I've done this with putting golf. Average.

[ - ] LillicaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

At first I thought it said blowing, and that this was just a really sexual MLIA. It was better.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Started... blowing with my left hand? Yeah. That doesn't make sense....

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

*sing-songs* Somebody got pulled out of sex- ed.

[ - ] pumpedlikelemonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Im off, going to the movies to see the chipmunk movie *rolls eyes*. I am immature, but my friends are more immature. Farewell...

[ - ] jamlynnGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago

Stewie: Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Momma! Momma! Momma! Momma! Momma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mom! Mom! Mom! Lois: WHAT! Stewie: ...Hi! [runs out of room] Teeheeheeheehee!

[ - ] jubbleacaneGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

good job?

[ - ] OctoPieGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Today, your mom got bored and so I used my left hand. I immediately bowled a strike. MLIA

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

*bowlingballvagina*??

[ - ] RambertGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Oddly enough, I've actually done this before.

[ - ] mSchmeichelGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Hmmm. Doesn't happen too often. Definitely not average.

[ - ] broken-chaosGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

It's probably the start of a good, long build-up to an "I am not left handed." joke.

[ - ] SnoringFrogGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

That's exactly how I discovered that I'm a lefty when it comes to bowling!

[ - ] morglepotterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I am a lefty. Lefty [lefties?] are going to take over the world.

[ - ] BeccageekGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I did this once, from now on I only bowl left handed.

[ - ] ex_dcGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Hahaha. yea i did that and it turns out im a right handed bowler. (i'm left handed, right brained.)

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