MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

One day I was in my lit class when my teacher was talking about getting remarried if she ever found the right guy.... I thought that this would be the perfect time for a joke, so I walked up to her desk and told her, "My dad is single." My dad is now engaged to my lit teacher. MLIA

#574879 Comments: 45 Votes: average 15200meh 788Share

[ - ] DecoyumGood: 10Bad: 72 years, 4 months ago

Of course! This happens to me every day!

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 6Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago

And who's fault is that?

[ - ] HighlightersRuleGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Mm-Hm. Haha.. well your lucky if your lit teacher is nice...

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 2Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

funny funny funny

[ - ] catlover5Good: 12Bad: 32 years, 4 months ago

aww how cute.

[ - ] evilmangoeaterGood: 4Bad: 32 years, 4 months ago

[ - ] cowcow32Good: 2Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

hahahahaha

[ - ] NotSoCoolTheatreKidGood: 21Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

I find your life slightly awkward.

[ - ] Patiepop101Good: 2Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

Haha soooooo weird!!!!!!!

[ - ] timewarpistGood: 12Bad: 302 years, 4 months ago

THAT IS NOT AVERAGE And possible quite inappropriate.

[ - ] QuoteGirlGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

How would that be inappropriate? Weird, yes.

[ - ] iamscoreGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

why did everyone bad timewarpist? its a statement of fact. the average person's dad is not engaged to their lit teacher.

[ - ] titansjw827Good: 8Bad: 242 years, 4 months ago

this is so fake. i dont know how it was published

[ - ] catlover5Good: 14Bad: 32 years, 4 months ago

you are just jealous.........

[ - ] superpapaGood: 4Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago

Hey, everybody, what's wrong with the comment system on MLIA?

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 16Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

It's taking a potty break.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago

The world may never know...

[ - ] DohickeyjrGood: 1Bad: 42 years, 4 months ago

http://moderator.appspot.com/#15/e=c1224&t=c0289 if you want to report the bug to mlia

[ - ] ktbuggersGood: 9Bad: 222 years, 4 months ago

You know, because this so happens in every average-person's life. That's why it got posted... right?

[ - ] NotJohannasUsernameGood: 13Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

Hey, you know what I do if I don't like an MLIA? I stop freaking reading it, I don't comment and complain and bother other Average people's lives.

[ - ] potbabyGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Hey you can not say this is fake!! My dad is now, unfortunatly, married to my third grade teacher. This is an, unfortunate, but true story.

[ - ] HighlightersRuleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh so AGREED!!

[ - ] average_superheroGood: 1Bad: 202 years, 4 months ago

That's so crazy!!!!!!! Must be spool awkward o wow I meant to say soooo lol.

[ - ] xLailaAxGood: 5Bad: 42 years, 4 months ago

aw thats cute

[ - ] jessediamond5Good: 4Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

ok, weird question. when you submit a story does it automatically get published? and how long does it take?

[ - ] NooneknowsNowGood: 3Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago

Around a month

[ - ] catlover5Good: 8Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

no it doesnt get automatically published. if it did no barely any MLIA's would be really funny. i am guessing that they get submitted my the MLIA staff then by us MLIA readers. it takes a couple months i am guessing.

[ - ] SheWhoCanBeNamedGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

There was am MLIA post about a month ago or something, and the OP was wondering how long it takes to get a story published. He typed the date on the post and it took about a month before it got published.

[ - ] racheladriaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

no and depends

[ - ] racheladriaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

no and depends

[ - ] KeybladeSpiritGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

That'll be kinda awkward, dontcha think?

[ - ] Firefly5256Good: 4Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago

Dang. I could see this appearing on FML.

[ - ] purplepanda14Good: 4Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago

i was thinking the same thing

[ - ] blacknblackoreoGood: 4Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago

i agree firefly!

[ - ] cheerchick131Good: 5Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

MyLifeIsAwkward

[ - ] JuliaguliaGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Yeah, I was thinking this would be more of an FML story :S

[ - ] SnezzleGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Ha! Cute AND awkward...

[ - ] TheMuggleGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Atleast you'll be passing the class- she owes you one!

[ - ] iamscoreGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

Yeah this isnt average at all. this is totally an fml.

[ - ] potbabyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

You people have no idea!! =[

[ - ] IwannabetreoGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

lit..?

[ - ] SarahLuvsMLIAGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

AWKWARD especially if they have sex.

[ - ] xsnapple_galxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

okay, it's only awkward because you just made it awkward. :K

[ - ] haveyoulaughedtodayGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

TOTALLY WEIRD!!!

[ - ] aliyadaliaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

ouch...

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