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Today, I bought an item that will keep me warm but give my hands the freedom to use the remote, phone, or eat a snack. Its called a jacket. MLIA.
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[ - ]  schnauzerluver26Good: 16Bad: 622 years, 4 months ago
or a snuggie
 
[ - ]  MungoJerrysSideburnsGood: 27Bad: 462 years, 4 months ago
Snuggie's are, and always will be the epitome of comfort. Fuck robes, that little rope is dunked into the toilet every time. Snuggie's are win.
 
[ - ]  gn0mieGood: 26Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago
*Snuggies. No apostrophe.
 
[ - ]  RubberDuckyNamedChubdaGood: 7Bad: 62 years, 4 months ago
*sigh* that always happens to me...
 
[ - ]  ahaGood: 16Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago
That's the joke
 
[ - ]  Courtosaur69Good: 13Bad: 92 years, 4 months ago
I hate snuggies, lame idea.
 
[ - ]  coolkiddowntheblockGood: 5Bad: 282 years, 4 months ago
i love you first hahahah
 
[ - ]  schnauzerluver26Good: 3Bad: 202 years, 4 months ago
I love you too!
 
[ - ]  CircafanGood: 61Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago
But, you don't look like an idiot wearing a jacket! I don't want it!
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 40Bad: 52 years, 4 months ago
Agreed, looking like an idiot is a must.
 
[ - ]  neonblackGood: 46Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago
And can your dog have the same style jacket? Didn't think so.
 
[ - ]  yourmomISacollegeGood: 34Bad: 32 years, 4 months ago
And does it make you look like a pedo? No. Get out of here with your 'jacket' witchcraft.
 
[ - ]  MelomaneGood: 25Bad: 32 years, 4 months ago
Pedobear approves *pedobear stamp of approval*
 
[ - ]  hogwarts_girlGood: 35Bad: 52 years, 4 months ago
and is this jacket one size fits all? Does it come with a book light? Does it come in cheetah print?
 
[ - ]  hogwarts_girlGood: 5Bad: 342 years, 4 months ago
and is this jacket one size fits all? Does it come with a book light? Does it come in cheetah print?
 
[ - ]  DramaguinGood: 10Bad: 162 years, 4 months ago
They make jackets for dogs now....
 
[ - ]  MungoJerrysSideburnsGood: 16Bad: 102 years, 4 months ago
LEAVE WITH YOUR JACKET WITCHCRAFT NOW!!!
 
[ - ]  Lo5tMonkeyGood: 21Bad: 92 years, 4 months ago
Oh i thought it was called a Slanket.
 
[ - ]  tinkerswift14Good: 1Bad: 132 years, 4 months ago
no, you are thinking of slinkie/slinky/ how ever the damned thing is spelled.
 
[ - ]  birtthebirdGood: 1Bad: 32 years, 3 months ago
oh my god my friends and i just had a hilarious discussion about the Slanket!
 
[ - ]  n00btroll4Good: 6Bad: 1392 years, 4 months ago
Dead and Gone by T.I. feat. Justin Timberlake Ay, lemme kick it to you right quick man Not on some gangsta shit man on some real shit Anybody who been through the same thing I'm sure you feel the same way Oh hey, I've been travelin' on this road too long Just tryin' to find my way back home But the old me's dead and gone Dead and gone And oh hey, I've been travelin' on this road too long Just tryin' to find my way back home But the old me's dead and gone Dead and gone, dead and Ever had one of them days wish you would have stayed home Run into a group of niggas who gettin' their hate on You walk by, they get wrong, you reply then shit get blown Way out of proportion way past discussion Just you against them, pick one then rush them Figure you get jumped here that's next They don't wanna stop there now they bustin' Now you gushin', ambulance rushin' You to the hospital with a bad concussion Plus you hit four times but it hit yo spine Paralyzed waist down and ya wheelchair bound Never mind that now you lucky to be alive Just thinkin' it all started fussin' wit three guys Nigga pride in the way but your pride is the way you can fuck Around get shot down any day Niggas die everyday, all little bullshit Dope money, dice games, ordinary hood shit Could this be cuz of hip-hop music Or did the ones with the good sense not use it? Usually niggas don't know what to do when they back against the wall So they just start shootin' For red or for blue or for blow I guess From Bankhead at the old projects No more stress, now I'm straight Now I get it, now I take time to think Before I make mistakes just for my family stake That part of me left yesterday The heart of me is strong today No regrets I'm blessed to say the old me dead and gone away Oh hey, I've been travelin' on this road too long Just tryin' to find my way back home But the old me's dead and gone Dead and gone And oh hey, I've been travelin' on this road too long Just tryin' to find my way back home But the old me's dead and gone Dead and gone, dead and I ain't neva been scared, I live through tragic Situations could been dead lookin' back at it Most of that shit didn't even have to happen But you don't think about it when you out there trappin' In the apartments hangin', smokin' and rappin' Niggas start shit next thing we know we cappin' Get locked up then didn't even get mad Now I think about that what a life I had Most of that shit look back just laugh Some shit still look back get sad Thinkin' my home boy still be around Had I not hit the nigga in the mouth that time I won that fight I lost that war I could still see my nigga walkin' out that door Who would of thought I'd never see Philant no more Got enough dead homies I don't want no more Cuz a nigga his jump cost me more I'd a took that ass whoopin' out for sure Now think before I risk my life Take them chances to get my stripes A nigga put his hands on me alright Otherwise stand there talk shit all night Cuz I hit you and you sue me I shoot you get locked up poor me No more stress now I'm straight Now I get it now I take time to think Before I make mistake just for my family stake That part of me left yesterday The heart of me is strong today No regrets I'm blessed to say the old me dead and gone away Oh hey, I've been travelin' on this road too long Just tryin' to find my way back home But the old me's dead and gone Dead and gone And oh hey, I've been travelin' on this road too long Just tryin' to find my way back home But the old me's dead and gone Dead and gone I turn my head to the east, I don't see nobody by my side I turn my head to the west, still nobody in sight So I turn my head to the north, swallow that pill that they call pride That old me's dead and gone but the new me will be alright I turn my head to the east, I don't see nobody by my side I turn my head to the west, still nobody in sight So I turn my head to the north, swallow that pill that they call pride That old me's dead and gone but the new me will be alright, 'cause Oh hey, I've been travelin' on this road too long Just tryin' to find my way back home But the old me's dead and gone Dead and gone And oh hey, I've been travelin' on this road too long Just tryin' to find my way back home But the old me's dead and gone Dead and gone, dead and
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 43Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
I'm a magician. I'll make this disappear.
 
[ - ]  capnspiffyGood: 20Bad: 32 years, 4 months ago
I like you.
 
[ - ]  n00btroll4Good: 4Bad: 502 years, 4 months ago
i hate capnspiffy and text_on_the_screen.
 
[ - ]  Lo5tMonkeyGood: 4Bad: 262 years, 4 months ago
Hey i heard the internet hate machine is hiring. http://lmgtfy.com/?q=internet+hate+machine+anonymous
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 12Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago
I'm flattered. In a non gay sorta way.
 
[ - ]  capnspiffyGood: 8Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago
s'ok. I am, too, in a non-lesbian way.
 
[ - ]  n00btroll4Good: 4Bad: 512 years, 4 months ago
yes! you guys gave me 7 "bad"s! thanks!
 
[ - ]  CpeBachGood: 8Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago
why are you being annoying?
 
[ - ]  Team_Ninja1Good: 5Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago
hes a f**kin troll, thats why
 
[ - ]  TheScareCrowGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
~You are a master of reverse psychology.~ Oh, and here's one more.
 
[ - ]  n00btroll4Good: 2Bad: 312 years, 4 months ago
thanks thescarecrow and cpebach! i love all you who hate me!
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 11Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
Then you must hate me because I've fallen in love with you. <3
 
[ - ]  n00btroll4Good: 3Bad: 252 years, 4 months ago
oh thanks gorteh! i love everyone actually!
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 9Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago
Fuck, my plan has failed.
 
[ - ]  neonblackGood: 7Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago
W.T.F.?.
 
[ - ]  coolkiddowntheblockGood: 10Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago
your hot and thats funny(:
 
[ - ]  schnauzerluver26Good: 4Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago
who is hot
 
[ - ]  bowtiepastaGood: 7Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago
you.
 
[ - ]  schnauzerluver26Good: 6Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago
Oooo thank ya, thank ya. ;)
 
[ - ]  thereallilypotterGood: 12Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
i kinda love this post.
 
[ - ]  rAiNbOwZeBrA789Good: 9Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
i kinda love this post too.
 
[ - ]  hogwarts_girlGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
me three
 
[ - ]  roziewozie5Good: 9Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
I kinda love that it's an origional MLIA..
 
[ - ]  RAWRLOLZGood: 8Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago
i kinda love all the love thats going on in these posts :P
 
[ - ]  capnspiffyGood: 21Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
But did it come with a booklight?
 
[ - ]  ArtificialGingerGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
Gah you stole my joke.
 
[ - ]  capnspiffyGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago
...sorry? ^.^
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 13Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
It came with a zipper. I think that zippers should count as an instrument.
 
[ - ]  stephadoodleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 4 months ago
yes, it came with a book light.
 
[ - ]  asyruianGood: 9Bad: 42 years, 4 months ago
I think what you mean is that you bought a zebra-print Snuggie! at your local grocery store. Because- my goodness- what you speak is blasphemy!
 
[ - ]  MagicalToasterGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
Awww! I laughed.
 
[ - ]  learnit66Good: 11Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago
Or a robe. Or a snuggie. Or footsie pajamas. Or a shirt. Or a sweater.
 
[ - ]  terminoobGood: 19Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
FOOTSIE PAJAMAS! Those were so boss.
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 14Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
*are
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 5Bad: 32 years, 4 months ago
Or a bathrobe.
 
[ - ]  tenn17Good: 16Bad: 32 years, 4 months ago
AMEN!!!!i am not a fan of snuggies....no point to them at all...if i want to lay on the couch...i use a blanket...and if my arms get cold i put on a sweatshirt!!!
 
[ - ]  ArtificialGingerGood: 19Bad: 132 years, 4 months ago
Snuggies are God's gift to the world. You speak nonsense.
 
[ - ]  tenn17Good: 12Bad: 32 years, 4 months ago
disagree...i've had nightmares about snuggie...not good
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 9Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago
You could even wear a bathrobe, and have even more coverage.
 
[ - ]  tenn17Good: 7Bad: 32 years, 4 months ago
as long as it isnt a snuggie
 
[ - ]  RazzleBedazzledGood: 6Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago
But it just doesn't have the same affect. I tried that, but my bathrobe has a hood, so it didn't work out.
 
[ - ]  tenn17Good: 11Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
with a hood you can lay on the couch face up and make ppl think you are face down and scare the crap outta ppl
 
[ - ]  RazzleBedazzledGood: 15Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago
Except for the fact that my feet are not on backwards, neither are my arms. Nor my boobs.
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
Good point.
 
[ - ]  Team_Ninja1Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
and then you would look like hugh hefner!
 
[ - ]  bowtiepastaGood: 6Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago
But is it great for sporting events?
 
[ - ]  DramaguinGood: 8Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago
Snuggies aren't great for sporting events, they gape open in the back with no way to hold them closed. Jackets are much better, and look a lot less stupid.
 
[ - ]  Team_Ninja1Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
true, but wheres the fun in that??
 
[ - ]  thursdaymessageGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
sweatshirts work best
 
[ - ]  ecowalnutGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago
I'm back at mah college! And I need a jacket.
 
[ - ]  capnspiffyGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago
woot college! which one?
 
[ - ]  ecowalnutGood: 11Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago
I cannot tell for you will find me, kill me, and rape my dead body for sure. :D
 
[ - ]  capnspiffyGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago
ok, ok. fair enough.
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago
Welcome back to college, Eco
 
[ - ]  ecowalnutGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago
Thank ya.
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago
And could you tell me where you go to college? I promise I won't do what capn wants to do. :X
 
[ - ]  ecowalnutGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago
>:( NO!
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago
i have lag, i'll have a similar message popping up saying capnspiffy instead of capn soon :I
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 2Bad: 42 years, 4 months ago
Could you tell me where you go to college? I promise I won't do what capnspiffy wants to do. :X
 
[ - ]  rAiNbOwZeBrA789Good: 3Bad: 32 years, 4 months ago
HI!! :D are you happy now??
 
[ - ]  ecowalnutGood: 6Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago
I am. I have a candy cane in my mouf.
 
[ - ]  rAiNbOwZeBrA789Good: 0Bad: 142 years, 4 months ago
HI!! :D are you happy now??
 
[ - ]  rAiNbOwZeBrA789Good: 0Bad: 142 years, 4 months ago
HI!! :D are you happy now??
 
[ - ]  RazzleBedazzledGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago
Sweaters, ftw.
 
[ - ]  MathGeek916Good: 13Bad: 72 years, 4 months ago
I don't understand why everyone wants to be warm. I live in Maine, one of the coldest states and I still go out in shorts, a T-shirt and sandals in the winter. :-)
 
[ - ]  RazzleBedazzledGood: 13Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
Because losing body temperature is not fun.
 
[ - ]  tenn17Good: 3Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago
try north dakota...average weather in the winter; -10
 
[ - ]  neonblackGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
Are you a UPS man?
 
[ - ]  RazzleBedazzledGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
Or a tourist.
 
[ - ]  tenn17Good: 9Bad: 32 years, 4 months ago
or maybe just stupid
 
[ - ]  DramaguinGood: 9Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago
YES!!!!!! You understand me! My dad and I used to say it together, but now he's turning to the dark side!
 
[ - ]  baseballgirl_11Good: 5Bad: 32 years, 4 months ago
But with a jacket your legs won't be warm. Unless you put on more pants. With a Snuggie it's killing 2 birds with one stone. I'm an avid Snuggie lover.
 
[ - ]  CohesionGood: 5Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. ...Someone had to do it.
 
[ - ]  TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago
that ones old.
 
[ - ]  Courtney140Good: 4Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago
Snuggies need to have feet.. caus like your entire body can be warm and your feet be cold haha
 
[ - ]  princessyumyumGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago
its called footsie pajamas! =]]
 
[ - ]  QKninjaQKGood: 13Bad: 32 years, 4 months ago
AND snuggies give you god-like powers. not only can you grocery shop, go camping, pour coffee, BUT you can sacrifice virgins ALL while staying snuggly warm.
 
[ - ]  Brit1228Good: 5Bad: 32 years, 4 months ago
if one size snuggie fits all, then why did they make one or kids?
 
[ - ]  Brit1228Good: 3Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago
Next everbody is gonna wear flory pjs...
 
[ - ]  baumj222Good: 8Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago
Wonderfully average =)
 
[ - ]  Crena14Good: 5Bad: 52 years, 4 months ago
Snuggies are probably the dumbest things I've ever heard of. I agree, put on a jacket, or some sweatpants instead of wasting 20 dollars on a snuggie.
 
[ - ]  Voldy-mortGood: 4Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago
If the Snuggie can't fit two people, its not meant to fit one.
 
[ - ]  IgobyBooRadleyGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
Well done, my friend.
 
[ - ]  vanaathielGood: 6Bad: 42 years, 4 months ago
snuggies = easy way to get money out dumb*ss people who follow like sheep
 
[ - ]  cmv922Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
Exactly! It's the Snuggie cult!
 
[ - ]  JthooftGood: 9Bad: 62 years, 4 months ago
My snuggie cost only 7 dollars but my jacket cost 100 dollars also a robe that is long enough to cover all of my 6 foot body cost way more than seven dollars. The snuggie also makes a great robe when put on backwards. The snuggie is also washable unlike a nice jacket which needs to be dry cleaned. So you can where your jacket but you are probably a midget and a rich snob that has money to waste on many new jackets.
 
[ - ]  with_eyes_wide_shutGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
haha love this!
 
[ - ]  normal01Good: 6Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago
since when do people wear jackets inside the house? that's not average.
 
[ - ]  princessyumyumGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago
i would have contradicted you just now but i just realised i'm wearing a sweater not a jacket..
 
[ - ]  DJadedGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
I'm wearing a jacket inside my house right now.
 
[ - ]  TerrasochiGood: 2Bad: 32 years, 4 months ago
take THAT stupid snuggie robes!!!!!
 
[ - ]  improvprincessGood: 8Bad: 32 years, 4 months ago
Did you step in a fire, Snuggie? Cause you just got BURNED!
 
[ - ]  twitmagjjGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago
BURNED NOTICE...too bad you're not in Holly Wood, my friend. They would have hired you.
 
[ - ]  SOL123Good: 0Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago
I have had the same thing on my mind since I first saw that damn comercial.
 
[ - ]  zhall914Good: 0Bad: 32 years, 3 months ago
YES! THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS! FUCK SNUGGIES!
 

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