MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 2Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago

Today, I went to the bathroom, and my dad said, "Why does it smell like hooker in here?" He was kidding. MLIA.

[ - ] PervertGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Because I was in there. Duh.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

I see.

[ - ] digitalboredomGood: 5Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house. While he was eating me out he said, "Why does it smell like vagina in here?" I really hope he was kidding. MLIA

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

DB!

[ - ] digitalboredomGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

HP up!

[ - ] ClicheScale1to10Good: 4Bad: 42 years, 1 month ago

Today, my date asked me why I smelled like popcorn. I told her to lick my butterballs. I wasnt kidding. MLIA.

[ - ] ClicheScale1to10Good: 1Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago

Whoever badded this can't read.

[ - ] AverageDaisyGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Be my hooker?

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Nope, Pervert's mine.

[ - ] AverageDaisyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Aww I'm jealous. )':

[ - ] digitalboredomGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

False. Pervert is my bitch.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I rented her. It's costing me a bundle.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

I rented her. It's costing me a bundle.

[ - ] digitalboredomGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

No, she's my bitch. You have to ask me before renting.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

You were too busy not having internet.

[ - ] digitalboredomGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

So you went behind my back and snatched my bitch? Damn. Thats a party foul nukkah.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I'm sorry. I didn't get any of my STDs on her.

[ - ] KelseyCakesGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

DB is my bitch, because I said so

[ - ] MobileGood: 2Bad: 62 years, 1 month ago

About a week ago, I drank this fat chick pretty. She had a vagina the size of a movie theatre. It smelled like popcorn in there. MLIWingman.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Today, I read this comment. I'm still laughing. MLIA.

[ - ] OMGHaxorzGood: 3Bad: 42 years, 1 month ago

Today, I was offended. MLI COMPLETELY UPSET BY THIS. (Please bad I don't care but I am kidding.)

[ - ] OMGHaxorzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Yay! ^

[ - ] OctoPieGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I'm still confused.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

I made a funny.

[ - ] AverageDaisyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

You made a baby.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Who's the father/birth-er?

[ - ] AverageDaisyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I'm the father and birth-er. (: Talented, aren't I?

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

This reminds me of a long conversation I had with my wife on what it would be like if humans were asexual.

[ - ] AverageDaisyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I read that as apesexual, so I'm keeping it that way in my mind.

[ - ] 1337413xGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

wow stupid

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Your name is a link. *Is tempted to click*

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Yeah, I just noticed that. I think I'm going to click it, are you on a phone, perchance?

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

iPod.

[ - ] icancounttoteninjapaneseGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I honestly don't care either way and wouldn't if I was the OP either.

[ - ] sarahajanGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

people are stupid, stop posting about it

[ - ] RazzleBedazzledGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Why would she state a question? D:

[ - ] HandGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

It's opposite day in punctuation/grammar world? You should know that? How could you not.

[ - ] RazzleBedazzledGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Dx No one tells me anything!

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Why does it smell like your mom in here?

[ - ] chokollitGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

Because she is coming here.

[ - ] OMWzomBIeSGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

no, then it would smell like ejaculation

[ - ] chokollitGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Where'd you get that you perv.

[ - ] Squid_surferGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Turtles!

[ - ] icancounttoteninjapaneseGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

are like people, only not.

[ - ] amorexoxGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

HAPPY NEW YEAR, CHICAGO.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

HAPPY NEW YEAR, AUSTRALIA! :D

[ - ] amorexoxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

HAPPY NEW YEAR, BRITAIN. c:

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

HAPPY NEW YEAR, CHINA!

[ - ] ZombiesInMyBellieButtonGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

HAPPY NEW YEAR, TEXAS 8)

[ - ] OMWzomBIeSGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

HAPPY NEW YEAR, TEXAS!!!

[ - ] MaryGTGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Dude Australia has been in 2010 for ages :P

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I know, I just wanted to fit in. Geez, I'm a single mother with three kids, I could use a little compassion. </3 (Guess the reference?) :D

[ - ] amorexoxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

"That little girl over there has had fourteen abortions and she's not even nine yet! Now you go tell her THAT'S NOT REAL!" Guessing game time. x3

[ - ] AverageDaisyGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

America's been in your mom for ages. Could you please ask her to remove us?

[ - ] icancounttoteninjapaneseGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

HAPPY...new YEAR..

[ - ] amorexoxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Haha, I've had ABC on for background noise, and it was like, "Happy New Year, Chicago! Hang on, 'cuz we're partying like it's 2010!" Cue me yelling, "It IS 2010!" xD

[ - ] icancounttoteninjapaneseGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

how nice..I have nothing in the background cause i couldnt go to me friends house and everyone sleeping..

[ - ] amorexoxGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Everybody in my house is up, on various computers.

[ - ] icancounttoteninjapaneseGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

haha thats what its like when im at my dads

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

*looks up* you too, from your mom's house

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

HAPPY NEW YEAR LOUISIANA

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

HAPPY NEW YEAR WORLD EXCEPT PEOPLE IN TIME ZONES WHERE IT IS NOT YET 2010!!

[ - ] lol123eliaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

omfg yay chicago!!! HAPPY NEW YEARS

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I think I just broke my TV.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Devastated. D':

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Yes I am. I just saw Robert Pattinson on it.

[ - ] MaraMelonGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

if you saw robert pattinson on it you shouldnt be wonderring why your tv broke. from ugliness derr

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

@MaraMelon, I'm sorry, but that was really lame. @OTTO, I hope you recover soon. :3

[ - ] MaraMelonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

are you implying robery pattinson has good looks????

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Fuck no. I'm just saying you could have thought of something better instead of 'from ugliness, derr.' It was kind of pathetic. :) Just sayin'.

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Mara, please,stop. Your making a bigger moron out of yourself.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Ex. "No wonder it broke." Don't undestimate the people's ablitity to connect the dots.

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Yeah I wasn't asking why it broke you dingbat. TUF: thank you, me too.

[ - ] MaraMelonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

? dingbat ? really?

[ - ] MaraMelonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

My name is not mara............ its a type of animal

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Yeah, got a problem with it?

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

:) @};- Flower for you. :D

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

We shorten usernames here. Don't worry, it's endearing. And relax, we're not tearing on you. Just a friendly suggestion. When I first started people didn't even tell me what was wrong with my comments. They just badded me into oblivion.

[ - ] MaraMelonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

no i hope she was serious then took the whole movie time lookiing for theatre "first one on your right"

[ - ] MLIAunOfficialGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I'm back... periodically

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

LOL! I only just got what this post meant. XD Lawl, what a blonde.

[ - ] nerdsturnmeonGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I'm going out. Night guys! Night TUF and OTTOBOTS and PERV and Mobile. SInce I replied to you guys the most I think. Have a safe and Happy New Year guys. Don't get too drunk. And remember, don't say yes to sex if they look hot. Because if they do, you're probably to drunk to notice they're shit ugly. LOVE Y'ALL!

[ - ] amorexoxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Haha, nice. Good night. x3

[ - ] Alaska95Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Night!!

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Hi there.

[ - ] Alaska95Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Hey there mobile.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I um... Just wanted to say I'm not asleep yet.

[ - ] Alaska95Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

<3 good, you can stay up and talk to me ;)

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Have you joined our facebook comment group yet?

[ - ] Alaska95Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Hmm I haventtttt what's it called??

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

MLIA Commenters

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

You missed my haka reference. And you're probably one of the only people who knows what that is.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Alaska! <3

[ - ] Alaska95Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Hey!! <3

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

How are you? :)

[ - ] Alaska95Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I am pretty good, just chilling, how about you,

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

HAPPY NEW YEAR ALASKA!!

[ - ] Alaska95Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Haha thanks, was that to me or the state?

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

To you. But I hope Alaska the state has a good new year as well.

[ - ] MLIAunOfficialGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Alaskas a state? :| Thought it was a country

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Nighty night, NeonNerd! <3

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Night!

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Wait, so can we have sex with them if they look shit ugly WHILE we're drunk?

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Perplexing. I'd say no.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

So I can't get drunk and have sex with random people at all?

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

No, just not ugly people while you're drunk.

[ - ] TearDropAffectGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Good night!(:

[ - ] 1337413xGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Pie.

[ - ] lol123eliaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

HAPPY NEW YEARSSS!!

[ - ] jjack12Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

similar event: I spent two weeks in Japan with a few people from my school and another school I didnt know existed. After about 2 days in Japan one of the other schools people made this wonderful statement "Why did I come to Japan, I dont even like rice" we made fun of her for the rest of the trip, your mom jokes just became (persons name)jokes

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