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During Creative Writing class, my teacher told us that the poem was about death and rebirth...I said "But, dad, don't we eat the antelope?" and my teacher responded, "Yes, Simba, but let me explain. When we die we become the grass and the antelope eat the grass and thus we are all part of the circle of life." I love my school. MLIA
#521708 Comments: 30 Vote: average 7119meh 621Share 
[ - ]  ihatepeoplewhodothingsGood: 2Bad: 52 years, 1 month ago
k
 
[ - ]  Squid_surferGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Why do you do things?
 
[ - ]  ihatepeoplewhodothingsGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
You tell me.
 
[ - ]  Squid_surferGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
You, tell me.
 
[ - ]  icancounttoteninjapaneseGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Me, tell you.
 
[ - ]  nerdsturnmeonGood: 4Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago
Suck my wenis. *wiggly eyebrows*
 
[ - ]  LAVEGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
HAPPY NEW YEAR
 
[ - ]  RazzleBedazzledGood: 4Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago
The poem? WHAT POEM? Dx
 
[ - ]  howxprofoundGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago
I love your school too. It has many sex-spots.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Not the poem. THE poem!
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Ok, that should have been a reply to Razzle's comment. Fail.
 
[ - ]  OMWzomBIeSGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago
Why are people on this late? I just have nothing to do because ive already partied.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 8Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
You're done already?! Try using your other hand.
 
[ - ]  amorexoxGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
ROFL. Nice. xD
 
[ - ]  OMWzomBIeSGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
LMAO :D
 
[ - ]  OMWzomBIeSGood: 1Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago
but your mom said i only had to for an hour [!]
 
[ - ]  RazzleBedazzledGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
YEAH RIGHT. BITH, THIS IS MY PARTY.
 
[ - ]  superrhumanGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
 
[ - ]  KaciQt4everGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
I smoked weed behind that school...
 
[ - ]  KaciQt4everGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
and did your significant other
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 6Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
During my Creative Writing class, my teacher told us about death and after-birth. Apparently, we don't eat the placenta and drink the embryonic fluids as a personal sacrifice to the gods that the mother's spirit lives on in the child. MLIALie
 
[ - ]  KaciQt4everGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Mobile, you genuinely made me lol. very rare occasion
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
I'm listening to 'Hakuna Matata.' :)
 
[ - ]  nerdsturnmeonGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
Its a wonderful...breeze...day...?
 
[ - ]  tramykinsGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
*what a wonderful phrase
 
[ - ]  averagejoe55Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
Why would this person call his teacher, 'dad?'
 
[ - ]  nerdsturnmeonGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Fail. Reference fail. Fail-mister. Its from Lion king. Go, shoo, get reacquainted with it ;)
 
[ - ]  UlluoaGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Gah! Misquote! "Yes, Simba, but let me explain: When we die our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass and so, we are all connected in the great circle of life." "Good morning sire!" "Good morning Zazu." ... may have gone too far, but now I'm singing 'Morning Report'
 
[ - ]  rockthestarzGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago
This story was epic fail. If you want to write a fake story about the Lion King, just because everyone else on MLIA is writing about fake Disney movies, at least make sure it's plausible, readable, makes sense, and DON'T mess up the quote!
 
[ - ]  EmberkitGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
When I read this I heard simba's and Mufasa's voices in my head as if they were saying their lines, should i be worried
 

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