ok im a guy but i sorta agree with you girls :D LOL
but also there is a reason y us guys arnt doing this
1.we have better things to do
2.we dont always hit the right button.. because it makes you feel better.
i had to give these resones so other guys dident get mad at me :)
I call shenanigans. It's ichi, ni, san, yon (shi), go, roku, nana (shichi), hachi, kyuu, juu. And 100 is hyaku. If you're going to show off, at least get it right. Posers.
So you got called out for spelling, and you also called an obvious female a "sir". (Holy crap, I almost submitted that as "femail". At least I'm honest with my fails. lol)
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How about someone then make it GUY=Average, and GIRL=Meh, just to test it out? Yeah.. I'm getting prepared to get slapped by a girl.. even though I am one. -.-
I can't reply to Ohaiguise, but studies show that girls mature at a faster rate than guys so that is a proven fact. As for being smarter, guys tend to do better in the math/science field and girls tend to better in the English/art side of things. It balances out.
there are always exceptions though. my best friend and i have been the top two in the grade forever. hes a guy and im a girl. and we are always competing. so its not like guys are stupid.
I can't reply, but exactly. My class had a fairly even split of M:F, and that was the very top class around. I think guy's are just lazier, so don't show off their intelligence. [That and it's 'uncool' to be smart]
right. alot of guys are really smart, but will never tell you they are. again with my best friend, he hates attention for academics. but hes really smart. he would rather get credit for sports or his personality than his brains.
I once had a class that had 19 some girls and one guy. I'm a girl, and that was one of the teachers best class, but only because the one guy wasn't afraid of being smart. Plus there were a lot of not so smart girls in that class.
Even if they pulled a fish out of their purse, turned you around, smacked you, put ti back, and walked away? I wonder what the fear of being smacked by a fish is called...
i have a issue with this.... what if ur a shemale? I think this is a very degrading question cause it forces the person in question to decide on being a girl or boy hmmm.... xD
every think girls do go on the computer like us guys? its no big deal really if ur that offended try and find a girl that doesnt go on the internet for any reason. Ready??? set... go!!!
and u lost.. lol
isnt it kinda good for guys to realize girls read this?
cuz the people who read this are awesome
and think the people on here are awesome
so its easier to meet an epic girl. lol
one who would appreciate a light saber war
and can sing the origional pokemon theme song =
exactly what i think if guys are so strange cause we from mars, and girls come on here and tell their average life stories about their weird and starnge (no offence) doesnt that just make that girl more epic to be around?
I think this poll just shows that more women have an average day to day life where we men have more exciting things to do =p. I am not one of the men with exciting things to do however, so I feel your pain
This is not a simple random sample of the population of people who regularly read MLIA. It only includes those who choose to respond. This is called self selection bias. There is also response bias at play where people outright lie about their gender. This simple experiment illustrates how difficult collecting accurate statistics in the real world can be.
I'm pretty sure this was a useless attempt, seeing as how there are a bunch of doofuses who decided to click the opposite of their gender...
But, either way, girls would still be in the lead apparently. Woot! XD
Please, yelling sexist is such a whiny reaction anyhow. Even if you are right, there are better things to worry about political correctness, don't you think?
I suspected girls dominated this site all along, even if the votes may have been skewed to get it published - I tend to read all posts as being submitted by females unless a gender is otherwise stated.
Huh, no one even noticed the "ration" part. The OP shouldn't treat us like a piece of meat. Or a serving of bread. I'm deeply offended by the OP's suggestion that I should be present in moderation.
It depends on your body type, but for the most part, humans have most of the vital nutrients you need, so I would say a diet of human haggis is a great way to stay healthy. You should probably go visit some forgotten canniba tribe in the jungles of the Amazon so they can give you an accurate nutritional rating.
I'll keep that in mind. Maybe I'll take my Nerf swords down to the Amazon with me and go out fighting. I say that'd be a badass way of dying. Plus, I'd be feeding the hungry all at the same time!
It's a win-win situation! You could also bring a flash light and a radio and use this magic technology to convince them that you are a deity. It's fun for the whole family!
Wonder if they'd at least let me have a last meal. Or would that just consist of me eating the vegetables that are in the same pot that I'm being boiled in?
I actually think the funniest ones are the ones where the OP doesn't go out of their way to identify if they are male or female. At least gives ya something to think about.
Everyone says OP is a girl. But if he's a guy then that's smart of him to put girls on 'average' instead of 'meh'. Because we all know girls are dominating and no one wants 'meh'.
U know guys, AVERAGE people wouldn't be fighting, they'd just be glad they aren't the only average people. This doensn't have to turn into a stupid war over nothing.
Ever notice how nobody has ever felt the need to exclaim "Yeah! Guy Power!!"? You girls are so insecure... but we guys love you anyway (most of the time) :]
That's probably because of the western world's inherent gender discrimination. With all of our advances, "quit being a girl" is still an insult. That kind of thing gets into your head. So women must band together and declare that they have power, more to convince themselves than anyone else. It's not about insecurity. It's about changing the status quo. So screw you.
I'm a girl with no life. I play MMOs several hours a day and spend a lot of money on it instead of shopping. So yeah, I should get a life. But it feels good pwning some guy's ass on some battle arena, resu-pking them over and over during raids, looting their precious drops :)) That probably sucks for all guys, girls still owning on their games. :P
pertaining to the "who's smarter guys or girls?" thing, in my honors English class, there are about 15 girls and six guys. last year there were only five, and two years ago there were only four.
According to the research, neither men nor women are "smarter". However, sex does play a role in the distribution of intelligence. For example, men are generally better at spatial orientation tasks while women have statistically better memories and score better on some logical abilities. Also, there are more men represented at intelligence extremes, meaning that there are more men with very low and very high intelligence scores.
</psychology nerd>
Like it was, in other words stated, this would have epically failed if the males dominated this site. But no- us women must try to win at everything... Ode to the feeling of superiority... (:
I was watching the muppets the other day and kermit used the word meh. He must have wanted someone to cast his vote on this story so although I'm a girl I clicked meh for kermit, am I excused ?
see now when the girl "has a headache" guess who isn't getting any? Yes the man. And while you men are slaving outside doing yardwork guess whose inside relaxing? The woman. I think we all know who the real dominant sex is ;) but its okay boys we still love you!
I'm a guy and whenever i read an MLIA in my mind it sounds like a girl. I'm not sure why, i though so even when i first started reading them. Any of you feel the same?
I bet a whole bunch of guys clicked that they were girls, just so that they could feel like they were surrounded by more women on the Internet than they actually are.
And now for something completely different; You got the Arceus post! (Arceus is the 493rd Pokemon to be discovered, and he is considered God in the Poke-Verse)
I love how guys will sit here and trash girls over and over, but when it comes to Friday night they'll be begging some girl to sleep with him, because they're so desperate for action.
Oh, and you're intelligent? There is no evidence that hair colour has anything to do with intelligence. But MTT is indeed wrong. Girls are not a race. There should be no such thing as race. Unfortunately, there exists the perception that humans with different amounts of melanin in their skin are doomed to be better or worse than others.
I can count to ten in Irish, actually i can count to 999,999,999, but im not typing all that out! Aon, d�r�ceathair, c�s�seacht, ocht, naoi, deich!
I CAN COUNT TO TEN IN SCOTTISH! *Gasp*
(Guys, you screwed up the world already so now it's the women turn to give it go. Besides it's already started...)
I'm a girl and I can speak Latin, French, Spanish, and Pig- Latin. Plus I know Biology and I'm not even in highschool. WE DOMINATE!!!The only problem with some of "us" are the girls who wear only pink, look like ho's (hoho!) and constantly flirt and text. Even worse are the girls who try to act "average" but can not pull it off. The absolute worst are the ones who say they are "ninjas".
I'm a guy and I can speak English, French, and Japanese. I'm a green belt in karate, know C++ coding, can write a short story in an hour, and know an astronomical (pun...sorry) amount of Physics. I'm 14. Now go back to the kitchen.
I can speak French, Spanish, pig-Latin, German, English and Welsh.
Je peux parler fran�s, espagnol, allemand, anglais et gallois. Je suis une fille.
I can't be bothered to say them in any other language.
My sisters friend is 12 and can speak 4 different languages, (only
3 flaunt, and my sister can speak all the languages I speak (apart from German, Welsh and pig-Latin and she can't speak Spanish flaunt.) she she's 11 (12 in May 13th, that's in 1 week (: ). My sisters friend is a girl. I might get a lot of 'bads' for this comment!
I'm a guy and I know English, Spanish, French, Tagalog (Filipino), and Russian. I placed 5th in a national geography competition, went on to place silver in the world competition, and I'm advanced by two grades. And I'm a member of the KGB-- just kidding. I'm 12.
I'd like to apoligize for my retarded childish comment, i have since grown up and am no longer such an immature person that leaves those sort of commments
*Claps hands* Good job, ladies. Guys, don't be bitter, because if you think about it, that is at least 2 or 3 girls to every one guy. So, it's not all bad. But, just to be clear, girls dominate. If you ever want a girlfriend or wife, you would do well to remember that.
How exactly do girls win? This just gives a presumptuous number that there are more girls on the site, not that girls are victorious. So I guess with this logic, men win in politics, leadership, math, science, etc. etc. etc.
Lol chill, we win because more girls clicked for their team than guys, no biggie. And you say guys win in other things? Well you can't determine that in a fair, equal way because people are different and they each have differnet strengths and weaknesses. Plus this is just for fun, not a monumental debate.
This is in the best of the year...but it's been up 11 months, 2 weeks...in two weeks, I believe it may very well be kicked out of the best of the year...that makes me sad for some reason...
Shut up lamafish, wtf is a lama fish anyway? This post is awsome because YOU didn't write it and your jelouse because it made best of the year and I bet your stories don't even get published so shut the fuck up.
A llamafish is a cross breed of a llama and a fish, fuck head. Plus, this isn't even a story, it's a fucking poll. It doesn't belong on MLIA. It's fucking retarded. Now go suck your mum's dick and shut the fuck up.
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