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Today was the first day of the new school year. As I was taking attendance and reading down the list, I realized that one of my students was named Thomas Marvin Riddle. When the time came to call him, I instead called, "He Who Must Not Be Named?" He said here, and I became the "cool" teacher. MLIA

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[ - ] KumoFF7Good: 0Bad: 1422 years, 5 months ago

YDI nerd

[ - ] MarvoloGood: 56Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

MLIA =/= FML. There is no YDI.

[ - ] maryjane12345Good: 2Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

that is actually so cool i want you to be my teacher :)

[ - ] KirstieeJadeeGood: 11Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

HAHAHA i want a teacher like you (:

[ - ] scc112358Good: 10Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

but... today is saturday!

[ - ] IDigAPonyGood: 13Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

It takes time for things to be posted, he probably submitted it a day or two ago.

[ - ] MarvoloGood: 21Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Why are you not my teacher? ):

[ - ] myrustyhaloGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

I want to be that kid's best friend.

[ - ] ltlgrlbigworldGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

yur a very, very cool person...and he's impersonating a muggle!

[ - ] littlemissorangepenguinGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

If only you could be my teacher :(

[ - ] HelenaGood: 27Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

I want to meet this child and teach him dark, dark things.

[ - ] shoofly23Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

me too. muwhahahaa

[ - ] cucumberfabulousGood: 0Bad: 32 years, 5 months ago

I don't get it...? Can someone explain why he called him"He Who Must Not Be Named?".. I'm sooo lost right now......>.

[ - ] nullvalueGood: 11Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Cucumber: It's a Harry Potter thing. "Tom Marvolo Riddle" = "I am Lord Voldemort". Lord Voldemort is referred to as "He Who Must Not Be Named".

[ - ] TheHalfBloodPrincessGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

this made me smile. I wish my teachers were as cool as you.

[ - ] typicallisonGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

this is GENIOUS! ahahaha

[ - ] smoothie173Good: 4Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

That is the most beast name ever. Why are my parents not that cool???

[ - ] qwerty12Good: 0Bad: 292 years, 5 months ago

its saturday though!!

[ - ] SaidGood: 7Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Time zone difference?

[ - ] shoofly23Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

You ARE a cool teacher. Come to my school! NOW!!! please?

[ - ] MadeOfAwesomeDFTBAGood: 1Bad: 322 years, 5 months ago

Technically, Tom Riddle's middle name is Marvolo, not Marvin. LOL, I'm such a killjoy x)

[ - ] NicoleAlexandraGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

The point was it was close

[ - ] charmanderGood: 2Bad: 62 years, 5 months ago

voldemort killed my parents...

[ - ] MoonShoesPotterGood: 0Bad: 72 years, 5 months ago

Haha, SPOILERS!! XD (Dood, midnight showing of HBP. Harry: Voldemort killed my parents you know. Theater: SPOILERS!1!!!111!!)

[ - ] ballaGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

keep two eyes on him at all times..

[ - ] HerhairisalwaysamessGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

That kid is so screwed. I want you as a teacher. and watch out.. that kids up to no good.

[ - ] PoserGood: 1Bad: 292 years, 5 months ago

Today was saturday

[ - ] thisislifeGood: 65Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

I doubt this.

[ - ] nosirGood: 2Bad: 232 years, 5 months ago

OMG. Will you be my teacher?!

[ - ] quinchlesGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Congrats on being a cool teacher. You're like all of the teachers in the other MLIAs, who like HP and MLIA...

[ - ] suzywallaceGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Are you sure his name is is Thomas Marvin Riddle? That seems wwaaayyy too coincidental.

[ - ] wembley28Good: 4Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

It does. But then I think if I had the last name Riddle, I would probably name him after Voldemort.

[ - ] MitaraKaiouGood: 3Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

Well I'm pretty sure they noticed the Marvin/Marvolo difference, but did anyone realize his name isn't Thomas, but just Tom. Which has always kinda amused me.

[ - ] SpaztasticGood: 26Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

FAKE

[ - ] juicycuhtorGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

My teachers always say I look like Luna Lovegood. xD

[ - ] Lilahemily143Good: 1Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

kewl

[ - ] LarryTheCucumberGood: 43Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

No matter how charming and persuasive he is, don't tell him about Horcruxes!

[ - ] summerwindGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

You need to teach at my school. Lol.

[ - ] TheyBetterBeAverageGood: 0Bad: 542 years, 5 months ago

HOW THE HELL DOES THIS MAKE YOUR LIFE AVERAGE!? TAKE BACK MYLIFEISAVERAGE! DON'T LET IT TURN INTO A BULLSH1T-FEST LIKE FML!

[ - ] pookie5107Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

STOP COMMENT1NG TH1S ON LOADS OF ML1AS! who are you? the police?

[ - ] holyapricotGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

wow. how coincidental. thats so cool!

[ - ] ButterBurgerGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I made a friend over this MLIA. guy from facebook?

[ - ] jazz-yourselfGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

EPIC WIN.

[ - ] sofunnayGood: 52Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

although this is funny, this is obviously fake. makes me sad. ):

[ - ] kozzy06Good: 40Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

FAKE HARRY POTTER STORY. AGAIN! PLLLLLEEEAAASEEEEEE STOP.

[ - ] iwashereGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

You are now my favorite teacher! :D

[ - ] iwashereGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

You are now my favorite teacher!

[ - ] dustyfloorsGood: 0Bad: 52 years, 5 months ago

you made this thing up so they could post it :)

[ - ] sleepyismymiddlenameGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

I'm checking if this is possible via facebook.

[ - ] myrustyhaloGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Don't let him give you crystallized pineapple!

[ - ] m1shak3ndallGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

You should teach a special class for teachers on how to be awesome. MLIA must be mentioned repeatedly.

[ - ] MoonwalkerGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

This is quite coincidental, isn't it... But if it's real, that's pretty damn awesome

[ - ] Monster-tamerGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Seriously, people, there's no way to REALLY tell if something is fake. Why not enjoy it? I myself have met a kid a year older than me named Thomas Martin Riddle. It's not unbelievable. =O But still, to OP: Haha, good job. XD

[ - ] whattheheckisMLIAGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Aw, probably fake. If this is real, the OP is one BAMF.

[ - ] mardybum505Good: 5Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

It's not fake, and I posted this on Friday but it didn't get published until Saturday.

[ - ] osvaldviklanderGood: 0Bad: 72 years, 5 months ago

this is unfortunately fake because on school attendance sheets they do not give out middle names. i like harry potter and i don't even find these repetitive trends unbearable -- I just can't stand obviously fake stories. mlia was definitely better in the old days.

[ - ] zombriGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

hey, whattheheckisMLIA, they do give out middle names sometimes, if the parents give them. do you know how many times teachers/professors have called me by my middle name? so yeah, not fake. and btw, this is probably the most epicly awesome thing i've ever seen XD

[ - ] averagerthanusualGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

although this is really funny, schools do not put middle names on attendance sheets as far as i know

[ - ] tetronimoGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

This would be more believable if it weren't for his middle name.

[ - ] CathlinemarieGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

HA!! I wish you where my teacher. :)

[ - ] blancheGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Go dude, you totally deserve that status :)

[ - ] justomeGood: 9Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

im totally ignoring the fact that this is fake and just saying. ....win.....

[ - ] edwardstwilightGood: 0Bad: 62 years, 5 months ago

Will you be my teacher? My last name is cullins. you could make some reference there!?

[ - ] ISolemnlySwearIAmUptoNoGoodGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Awful. Twilight cannot compare to HARRY POTTER!!

[ - ] lacesoutGood: 0Bad: 42 years, 4 months ago

Definitely fake... Shame.

[ - ] lemonpeanutGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

THIS WINS :D wish i had a teacher like that tbh!!

[ - ] harmyroneGood: 0Bad: 32 years, 3 months ago

MARVOLO MARVOLO MARVOLO MARVOLO MARVOLO MARVOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[ - ] kimberlaayyxoGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

LOVE this :D

[ - ] ArtificiallyZealGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

Funny. By the way...post 69.

[ - ] CrystalEyesGood: 1Bad: 52 years, 3 months ago

IT'S MARVELO! GOSH! And you people call yourself fans!

[ - ] gaypaulcakesGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

TEACH AT MY SCHOOL PLEASE *BEGS* x

[ - ] LyricalLiesGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

COME TO MY SCHOOL :)

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