MyLifeIsAverage. Life is pretty normal today.
Today, i was in a snuggie watching a harry potter marathon eating twizzlers while playing transformer Vs power ranger on my couch, when all of a sudden a pirate comes into my house, then a ninja tackles him, crunching all of my leaves! Then my sister complained about a guy ruinng new moon for her and how her computer rejected her miley cyrus CD.So shot her with a nerf gun. Then a guy who sneezed at the same time as me gave me his number. Which i put into mystery google, and waved to a cop who didnt give me a ticket.Later at school i typed goodinto google but not into yahoo, so my tacher gave me full credit because of the dinosaur i drew.Then we played the floor is lava and a quiet girl said "that's what she said!" and jumped out of the room without getting burnt. then at walmart i bought a big pack of red bulls, to help me find narnia with my preverted grandmother and went home to read cliches and play farmville in my fort Soul Made my life. I have faith in her generation.MLIA.
#491767 Comments: 21 Votes: average 342meh 262Share 
[ - ]  youkayatsixGood: 6Bad: 09 years, 3 months ago
Marry me?
[ - ]  thingamajigaGood: 6Bad: 09 years, 3 months ago
way to put our favorite cliches together
[ - ]  MadCowDiseaseGood: 3Bad: 09 years, 3 months ago
Brilliant. This post made me lol.
[ - ]  judomanGood: 0Bad: 09 years, 3 months ago
This is loads of laughter funny
[ - ]  MadinoGood: 5Bad: 09 years, 3 months ago
*thunderous applause*
[ - ]  ZaichikGood: 2Bad: 09 years, 3 months ago
Hahahahaha, ROFL XD
[ - ]  averageballerinaGood: 0Bad: 09 years, 3 months ago
YYYAAAAAAYYYY Awesome life. They should sooo make a page with the most popular cliches all in one without any rye bread
[ - ]  NommNommNommGood: 0Bad: 09 years, 3 months ago
WOOOOOT. mlia ftw.
[ - ]  MusicMosaic7Good: 0Bad: 29 years, 3 months ago
This was a comment by Mobile. Way to steal.
[ - ]  GaarasGourdGood: 5Bad: 09 years, 3 months ago
Im the op - and im not stealing, Im just submitting it.
[ - ]  82Good: 0Bad: 09 years, 3 months ago
[ - ]  MC1Good: 2Bad: 09 years, 3 months ago
This is the first MLIA I've lol'ed at in a really long time. Congrats OP
[ - ]  queenofthedamnedGood: 1Bad: 09 years, 3 months ago
You are my hero xD
[ - ]  awkwardinterpretations69Good: 0Bad: 09 years, 2 months ago
Hahahaha best MLIA ever.
[ - ]  TheMachangaGood: 2Bad: 59 years, 2 months ago
Guess who's dressing up as Harry Potter to the new Twilight movie?
[ - ]  NeedALifeGood: 0Bad: 09 years, 2 months ago
Best MLIA ever......
[ - ]  TeldurnGood: 2Bad: 19 years, 2 months ago
Forgot mentions of Batman and Waldo.
[ - ]  LucyintheSkyscraperGood: 1Bad: 09 years, 2 months ago
And there was obviously packs of crayons and rolls of bubble wrap in the fort.
[ - ]  bigedudeGood: 2Bad: 19 years, 2 months ago
I made one of these...
[ - ]  DancingBearGood: 1Bad: 09 years, 2 months ago
This is the best thing I've ever seen. Ever.
[ - ]  Fiction_chickGood: 2Bad: 09 years, 2 months ago
You forgot, "And then a sparkling vampire burst into the room and fangirls fainted. I worried a little for our generation."

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