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Today, i was in a snuggie watching a harry potter marathon eating twizzlers while playing transformer Vs power ranger on my couch, when all of a sudden a pirate comes into my house, then a ninja tackles him, crunching all of my leaves! Then my sister complained about a guy ruinng new moon for her and how her computer rejected her miley cyrus CD.So shot her with a nerf gun. Then a guy who sneezed at the same time as me gave me his number. Which i put into mystery google, and waved to a cop who didnt give me a ticket.Later at school i typed goodinto google but not into yahoo, so my tacher gave me full credit because of the dinosaur i drew.Then we played the floor is lava and a quiet girl said "that's what she said!" and jumped out of the room without getting burnt. then at walmart i bought a big pack of red bulls, to help me find narnia with my preverted grandmother and went home to read cliches and play farmville in my fort Soul mate.Best.day.ever. Made my life. I have faith in her generation.MLIA.
#491767 Comments: 21 Votes: average 342meh 262Share 
[ - ]  youkayatsixGood: 6Bad: 08 years, 10 months ago
Marry me?
 
[ - ]  thingamajigaGood: 6Bad: 08 years, 10 months ago
way to put our favorite cliches together
 
[ - ]  MadCowDiseaseGood: 3Bad: 08 years, 10 months ago
Brilliant. This post made me lol.
 
[ - ]  judomanGood: 0Bad: 08 years, 10 months ago
This is loads of laughter funny
 
[ - ]  MadinoGood: 5Bad: 08 years, 10 months ago
*thunderous applause*
 
[ - ]  ZaichikGood: 2Bad: 08 years, 10 months ago
Hahahahaha, ROFL XD
 
[ - ]  averageballerinaGood: 0Bad: 08 years, 10 months ago
YYYAAAAAAYYYY Awesome life. They should sooo make a page with the most popular cliches all in one without any rye bread
 
[ - ]  NommNommNommGood: 0Bad: 08 years, 10 months ago
WOOOOOT. mlia ftw.
 
[ - ]  MusicMosaic7Good: 0Bad: 28 years, 10 months ago
This was a comment by Mobile. Way to steal.
 
[ - ]  GaarasGourdGood: 5Bad: 08 years, 10 months ago
Im the op - and im not stealing, Im just submitting it.
 
[ - ]  82Good: 0Bad: 08 years, 10 months ago
AMAZING!
 
[ - ]  MC1Good: 2Bad: 08 years, 10 months ago
This is the first MLIA I've lol'ed at in a really long time. Congrats OP
 
[ - ]  queenofthedamnedGood: 1Bad: 08 years, 10 months ago
You are my hero xD
 
[ - ]  awkwardinterpretations69Good: 0Bad: 08 years, 9 months ago
Hahahaha best MLIA ever.
 
[ - ]  TheMachangaGood: 2Bad: 58 years, 9 months ago
Guess who's dressing up as Harry Potter to the new Twilight movie?
 
[ - ]  NeedALifeGood: 0Bad: 08 years, 9 months ago
Best MLIA ever......
 
[ - ]  TeldurnGood: 2Bad: 18 years, 9 months ago
Forgot mentions of Batman and Waldo.
 
[ - ]  LucyintheSkyscraperGood: 1Bad: 08 years, 9 months ago
And there was obviously packs of crayons and rolls of bubble wrap in the fort.
 
[ - ]  bigedudeGood: 2Bad: 18 years, 9 months ago
I made one of these...
 
[ - ]  DancingBearGood: 1Bad: 08 years, 9 months ago
This is the best thing I've ever seen. Ever.
 
[ - ]  Fiction_chickGood: 2Bad: 08 years, 9 months ago
You forgot, "And then a sparkling vampire burst into the room and fangirls fainted. I worried a little for our generation."
 

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