MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] haGood: 0Bad: 282 years, 5 months ago

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[ - ] digitalboredomGood: 25Bad: 122 years, 5 months ago

Today, my dad bought a magazine with a pale vampire on the cover. I asked him why he was being so gay. He said he just wanted to express himself. We have a date on friday. MLIA

[ - ] givememynickelbackGood: 23Bad: 32 years, 5 months ago

You have a date with your father? That's average.

[ - ] jumpingbeanGood: 14Bad: 42 years, 5 months ago

How will your mother feel about that?

[ - ] ZombieAttackProtectionSquadGood: 15Bad: 42 years, 5 months ago

It'd make a real kinky threesome

[ - ] jumpingbeanGood: 13Bad: 32 years, 5 months ago

Maybe Great Aunt Suzanne will join and make it a foursome?

[ - ] CrutonGood: 12Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

That's... disturbing.

[ - ] jumpingbeanGood: 10Bad: 42 years, 5 months ago

Well, whatever floats your boat!

[ - ] ZeroGearsGood: 15Bad: 42 years, 5 months ago

Whatever ripples your nipples.

[ - ] jumpingbeanGood: 10Bad: 32 years, 5 months ago

Whatever...eats your meat?

[ - ] ianonavyGood: 0Bad: 32 years, 5 months ago

What if OP is a girl?

[ - ] ltjGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

If OP is a girl, it's still gross ditigalboredom implied incest.

[ - ] givememynickelbackGood: 6Bad: 192 years, 5 months ago

You have a date with your father? That's average.

[ - ] givememynickelbackGood: 7Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Gah why did this post twice?

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 4Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

'Course its average.

[ - ] lovinxlifeGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

because your special

[ - ] mariaSAURGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

YOU! :D

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

ME! :D

[ - ] givememynickelbackGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

You!

[ - ] MobileGood: 6Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Spongebob.

[ - ] mariaSAURGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

You guys! Have you's joined the group on fb for commenter's ? You should .

[ - ] CrutonGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Ooh! Ooh! *raises hand* I have!

[ - ] mariaSAURGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Aw, Mobile, Spongebob loves you.

[ - ] mariaSAURGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Cruton ; I saw you ! C: . I should post your facebook on this *bwahahaha*

[ - ] bananasmoothyGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

DONKEY!

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

I joined! :D

[ - ] CrutonGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

No! I don't want to be stalked, raped, and murdered.

[ - ] jumpingbeanGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

I'm in NPD's group. Is that the one you're talking about?

[ - ] mariaSAURGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

I want a banana smoothie now :c Gimme ? And YAY YOU JOINED.! Bringing people together ;D

[ - ] mariaSAURGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

I'll rape you/ stalk you, cruton . And the group is called "MLIA commenters", you have to be accepted though , jumpingbean.

[ - ] jumpingbeanGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Okay, I'll go see if I can find it. Maybe. I'll think about it.

[ - ] MobileGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

I'm tempted. Although a bit creeped by the egg picture.

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Don't worry, Mobile, It's just a cute brown egg filled with the dead fetus of a baby chicken.

[ - ] mariaSAURGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

POOR CHICKEN. Maybe it was a dinosaur ? Or a ninja .. Where do ninja's come from ?

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Being average is fun.

[ - ] SandwichTreeDemonGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Being average is the best!

[ - ] kemosabe66Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.

[ - ] PervertGood: 5Bad: 52 years, 5 months ago

Penis.

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

You are very odd.

[ - ] jumpingbeanGood: 9Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Pervert is...a pervert.

[ - ] SandwichTreeDemonGood: 2Bad: 42 years, 5 months ago

Penis fish.

[ - ] crooksismykittehGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Horse Penis.

[ - ] TigonGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

to

[ - ] MobileGood: 10Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That wasn't funny.

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 8Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

That was so funny, I forgot to tie my shoes.

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 5Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Would you like me to tie them for you?

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

*Gasp!* You forgot to tie your shoes!! *faints*

[ - ] TheAmazingKidGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

I like you. -hugs-

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Yes please, everyone. Tie away. Thank you.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Would you like me to "wrap the present" or make "bunny ears?"

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

WRAP THE PRESENT! :D Because it is Christmas tomorrow!

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I prefer "loop, swoop and pull"

[ - ] bananasmoothyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

how do you wrap a present, all i learned was bunny ears??

[ - ] TheAmazingKidGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

It's not that complicated. Just loop de loop and pull!

[ - ] MagdalineGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

and your shoes are lookin cool.

[ - ] RandLawlGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I have COTMYF again :(

[ - ] bluecrayolamarkerGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

OH NOES!!!

[ - ] KelseyLGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Repeat.

[ - ] clairemacGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Haha...?

[ - ] Tara777Good: 5Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Merry Christmas OP, may little baby Jesus and Santa give you some originality for the holidays

[ - ] PeppermooseGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Or Plutonium

[ - ] Tara777Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

LOL

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

So the flux capacitor will work and we can travel time!

[ - ] PeppermooseGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

To before we read this!

[ - ] CrutonGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

And this time, we kill the OP's who even think about writing this.

[ - ] Tara777Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Oh my, let's go...Back to the future!

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 10Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Ohhh that's original. Twilight hating post...I"M SICK OF THIS SHIT.

[ - ] ZombieAttackProtectionSquadGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

You can come hide in my blanket fort, TMPM. I'm just about to go on Mystery Google while playing "the floor is lava"

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

*crawls inside* Wow! There's dinosaur stickers everywhere! Wanna fight with lightsabers?

[ - ] simonesaysGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Even worse, it's a repeated Twilight hating post... kseriously, posters?

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Your Dad would know!

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

They have closet orgies together. It's quite fun to watch.

[ - ] CrutonGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I film and sell it all of the time.

[ - ] ClicheScale1to10Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

10

[ - ] MobileGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Only ten? Are you sure it's not... OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!?

[ - ] PeppermooseGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

That would make it a good thing, as clich�s it would be

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

I think it's possibly...on a scale on 1 to 10....9990101009134657894.5 and a half.

[ - ] MobileGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

On my scale, this post is a -681516890456016904560136795612316893546.161/10

[ - ] InklingsGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

wouldn't that be 9990101009134657895?

[ - ] ZombieAttackProtectionSquadGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

All teh bases r belong to us?

[ - ] TheAmazingKidGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Or...OVER TEN?!?!

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 2Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

I miss Mobiles ratings. They were so precise

[ - ] ClicheScale1to10Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

10 out of 10 didnt work for you?

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

And no, the -4354357654745623454554325665464 to 10 is my kind of scale.

[ - ] mariaSAURGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

YOU!

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

WHATS UP BABE!

[ - ] mariaSAURGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

TAKING CARE OF THE CHILDREN OF COURSE. They miss you :c . Have you joined the facebook group yet ?

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

No...I'm old fashioned and don't have a facebook.:( I'm sorry. I'm always on the go.. I have no time to use one. I just text. I have to go though. I am going to my grandma's to open presents! I'll bring the kids presents home to you tomorrow. How's Jimmy's head?

[ - ] mariaSAURGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Old fashioned kids read MLIA ? C: Fine , I put some glue to keep it together, he wants a vibrator btw. . GO OPEN PRESENTS KIDDO. I open mine 10 p.m .

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Alright I will! Have fun, I probably won't be back on till the 26th, so MERRY CHRISTMAS! xoxo, ShakeNBake!

[ - ] mariaSAURGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

BYE CHILD. I'll be waiting ?

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Well, Mobile, the scale is only between 1 and 10, but in this post's case, he could make an exception.

[ - ] ClicheScale1to10Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Correct. I occasionally will breech the 10. But, I did not see a "Needless to say..." or something like that in this particular post.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

But there was a Twilight mention, and also, an "insult" made by a parenting figure, about said, Twilight mention.

[ - ] ClicheScale1to10Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Yes and a "thanks for clearing that up." It earned a very high 10/10 on the 1to10 scale.

[ - ] Tara777Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Infinity

[ - ] BombNeverlandGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Moral being... Gay people can't tan?

[ - ] ZombieAttackProtectionSquadGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Moral being... OP's dad is homosexual.

[ - ] simonesaysGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

My inner bitch wants to ask if you meant homophobic.

[ - ] SandwichTreeDemonGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Haha ;)

[ - ] ZeroGearsGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Is there a new "my dad said______" clich�oing around?

[ - ] PeppermooseGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Am i the only one seeing the '�thing all weirdly?

[ - ] ZeroGearsGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

No, I see it on mine even though I typed it. it's an accented e for for cliche. some browsers can't view it properly.

[ - ] ClicheScale1to10Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Yes.

[ - ] MausGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

I saw "Edward Cullen" and "Robert Pattinson". Can someone please summarize so that I don't have to read this crap?

[ - ] ZombieAttackProtectionSquadGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Read Digital's summary. It just about wraps it up.

[ - ] MausGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Oh. Okay, thanks.

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

A kis got a date with his gay father, and now they ar in love.

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

*kid *are urggg so many mistakes.

[ - ] MausGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Sounds about right.

[ - ] SandwichTreeDemonGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

Robert Pattinson is pale because there is no light in the closet. MLIA

[ - ] MausGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

*sarcasm* Jeez. Best. MLIA. Ever.

[ - ] ZeroGearsGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Whoops�5E hard to type on this so forgive my errors.

[ - ] Doctor_WhenGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

He'd know. ZING!

[ - ] itsg024Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

My friend your dad has just been "ZING!"d

[ - ] wtfxcoreGood: 2Bad: 42 years, 5 months ago

Well played, Twilight dad, well played.

[ - ] steffiesgotstyleGood: 1Bad: 42 years, 5 months ago

That was hilarious lol

[ - ] LottaGood: 6Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

That is not funny. Being gay is not a bad thing so why are people using that like an insult towards Robert Pattinson?

[ - ] Lavender___Good: 4Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

Kind of funny but what's with the "Edward is gay" jokes? There's nothing to even hint at that in the books, and if you're just trying to insult him, I don't think gay should be an insult.

[ - ] purplebloosGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

This OP isn't as smart as she thinks she is.

[ - ] averageblahpersonGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

pssst *whispers* what's OP? (because everytime I read it I scream OLD PERSON! in my head...)

[ - ] ClicheScale1to10Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

original poster

[ - ] Monika313Good: 5Bad: 42 years, 5 months ago

Oooh, clever. A Twilight hating post. First off, Gay isn't an insult. Secondly, There's no trace whatsoever that Edward is gay in the novels or the movie. Thirdly, Robert did a movie in which he played a marvelous painter, Salvador Dali- who was bisexual. Did that make him any less of a person? Bottom line is, he was still an amazing artist. So yeah, Robert Pattinson did a gay role. I think that insinuates he's very comfortable with his sexuality and he doesn't care what people think.

[ - ] DBZfan9001Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Good one! Laaawlwlzzz XD

[ - ] eLiUGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

It's over 9000~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ - ] RebKatGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I'm sorry, I would have voted this average, but the number of average votes was 6666. I don't know... The devil may have gotten me for it.

[ - ] bigedudeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

This is a copy."Today,I realized why Edward Cullen is so pale,theres no light in my closet.MLIA"

[ - ] FacerapeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I think there is a hidden meaning there. and I agree, Edward Cullen really needs to come out of the closet... And possibly stop watching girls sleep. o.o

[ - ] lawlipopsGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

OHOHOHO.

[ - ] naomilerdGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

But it doesn't make sense. surely ther person posting this is making a point that edward is gay. but you say he hasn't come out of the closet so he's is pale. which makes him not gay.

[ - ] naomilerdGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

*the

[ - ] Siriusly_amazingGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Bazinga.

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