MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 13Bad: 352 years, 5 months ago

NO NOT REALLY.

[ - ] NamelessOrganismGood: 27Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

STOP YELLING AT ME KG!

[ - ] CrutonGood: 28Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

EVERYONE STOP YELLING! *Cries*

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 20Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! THERE, THERE, CRUTON, CALM DOWN! AND GET OFF MY CAPSLOCK BUTTON!

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 9Bad: 32 years, 5 months ago

sowwie. *hangs head*

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 10Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Good, now go sit in the corner.

[ - ] CrutonGood: 11Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

WAAAH! WAAAH! I CAN'T STOP! WAAAH!

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 3Bad: 32 years, 5 months ago

Not again, dont be sad KG

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 5Bad: 32 years, 5 months ago

Ah, this is an awesome arch. Keep it going!

[ - ] SpoilerAlertGood: 4Bad: 52 years, 5 months ago

...you just ruined it...

[ - ] StarFruitsGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

@spolieralert I laugh at the irony going on here

[ - ] NamelessOrganismGood: 3Bad: 272 years, 5 months ago

Grow some balls

[ - ] TheYourMomJokeGuyGood: 31Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

What kind of balls? The kind that your mom likes, or sport balls?

[ - ] jazzythesingerGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

there there cruton

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 20Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I tried growing balls once, it didn't work, but know I have an apple tree in my backyard.

[ - ] ilikeCLAMSGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

*now (And the arch is complete!)

[ - ] ninjaskillXDGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

xD THAT'S FANTASTIC

[ - ] GreenGecko555Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

yes it does, everyones comments are yelling, PLEASE STOP!

[ - ] ChesterTheChildMolestorGood: 39Bad: 72 years, 5 months ago

TODAY I REALIZED THIS POST HAS BEEN POSTED 4 TIMES AND WE DONT NEED TO READ IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN

[ - ] schitzoFRIENDicGood: 10Bad: 32 years, 5 months ago

I just wanted to let you know that I am 18 and that MUST be way too old for you, Mr. Chester. Am I safe???

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 24Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Yes but not from his brother, LesterTheAdultMolestor

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 5Bad: 42 years, 5 months ago

How are you speaking Metalgeek? I stuffed a sock in your mouth...

[ - ] CrutonGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

A sweaty sock. That a fat football player used.

[ - ] schitzoFRIENDicGood: 2Bad: 32 years, 5 months ago

Oh no! Can nowhere in this Godforsaken world be considered a safe haven for the pure anymore? Oh that we can no longer feel that our own beds can be a santuary hiding us from our fears! *collapses in a dramatic heap*

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Aww poor schitzo, what should we do with her/him

[ - ] schitzoFRIENDicGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

The same thing we do every night, Metal... TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Now, now schitzo, have you taken your pills this morning? *Hands over suspicious-loooking drugs* Here, I crushed the pills, you snort it up your nose like this.

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Brain? Is that you?

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Shhh, I can't let anyone know it's me. *Hands over bribe in the form of donuts* Don't tell anyone...

[ - ] schitzoFRIENDicGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Why do these drugs smell like the sweat of a Mexican slave being held by gunpoint??? (<-- can say this for she is part Mexican. CAN'T be racist anymore right?)

[ - ] IveReadThemAllGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I love the Pinky and the Brain reference. *I would have replied to that secondary comment, but it won't let me. :( *

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

I cut a hole in the sock! *shows machete*

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 6Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

No metalgeek! You do not play with daddy's shiny machete. Go lick the toaster!

[ - ] schitzoFRIENDicGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

You know, my best friends mom has one of those under her bed. *not even kidding*

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

But, but daddy. *licks the toaster, again*

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

That's right boy, lick it real good. (My therapist taught me all about electric shock therapy.)

[ - ] CrutonGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Aagh! It's Chester! Run!

[ - ] RandLawlGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

ChesterTheChildMolestor. God what a creep.

[ - ] schitzoFRIENDicGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

*GASP* Where is Lawl? This is turning into a monlawlpoly!!!!

[ - ] jazzythesingerGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

he has a wife her name is EsterTheMolester

[ - ] jazzythesingerGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

he has a wife EsterTheTeenMolester

[ - ] Monkey94Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I'M ONLY 3 PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.

[ - ] ChesterTheChildMolestorGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I only molest little children who vote on repeats and cliches and the occasional child smurf

[ - ] CrutonGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

*Cough*adage, banality, boiler plate, bromide, buzzword, chestnut, commonplace, corn, counterword, familiar tune, motto, old story, platitude, potboiler, prosaism, proverb, rubber stamp, saying, shibboleth, slogan, stale saying, stereotype, threadbare phrase, trite remark, triteness, triviality, truism, vapid expression *cough*

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 9Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

How many times has this been done? Let me count the ways.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 3Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Say I'm wrong, but I'm getting... Shakespeare reference??

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Eh, everyone always thinks it was Shakespeare. It was actually written by Elizabeth Barrett Browning.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Really?? Wow. I don't know who I am anymore.

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Mmm brownie

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

My thoughts exactly.

[ - ] schitzoFRIENDicGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Mmmmmm smurfs

[ - ] ichimaruginhasSILVERhairGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

it did... *sweatdrop*

[ - ] TumbleweedGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

I'll take that bet. REPEATER!

[ - ] ultimateminionGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Billy Mayes?

[ - ] bjc91Good: 4Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

R.I.P.

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 7Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

*raises tub of Oxy-Clean into the air, while Live And Let Die plays in the background*

[ - ] volklskiierGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

no. but hen again, im not average.

[ - ] InsertWittyUserNameGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

It does. It really does. But we've already established this.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Thank you, Captain.

[ - ] OneBigBlondeMomentGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

The story posted straight after this is number 454545. :)

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I have blonde moments all the time. Seeing as I'm naturally blonde, though, this is not uncalled for.

[ - ] schitzoFRIENDicGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU WITH ALL THE YELLING, OP!!!

[ - ] Monkey94Good: 0Bad: 92 years, 5 months ago

Who the fuck votes yes to this shit?

[ - ] jjfoadGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

the 445 people who voted it average.

[ - ] Darkangel14Good: 0Bad: 52 years, 5 months ago

noobs that no no better

[ - ] jjfoadGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

know*

[ - ] CrutonGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

adage, banality, boiler plate, bromide, buzzword, chestnut, commonplace, corn, counterword, familiar tune, motto, old story, platitude, potboiler, prosaism, proverb, rubber stamp, saying, shibboleth, slogan, stale saying, stereotype, threadbare phrase, trite remark, triteness, triviality, truism, vapid expression

[ - ] schitzoFRIENDicGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

It's all average to me....

[ - ] CrutonGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

These are list of words that mean cliche. Use it instead of that word.

[ - ] AsleepAwakeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Like boiler plate. :D

[ - ] schitzoFRIENDicGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

It's sad that even cliches are becomeing cliche on this site... as is the WORD cliche apparently.

[ - ] IveReadThemAllGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

The word 'cliche' means 'something that is repeated often' or 'repeated to the point of boredom'. Coincidentally, that meaning is also the meaning of 'average'.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I'm getting a headache.

[ - ] CrutonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Me too. *Hands tylonol*

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

*takes tylonol with a sip of kool aid* Thank you Cruton.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

add vodka to your kool-aid. It helps.

[ - ] CrutonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

... I'm 15.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Unless you feel like buying the vodka for us, KG, I cannot do this. :)

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

But uh... under age drinking is bad.

[ - ] schitzoFRIENDicGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Hahahahahaha way to save your own ass... DON'T DRINK UNTIL YOU'RE 21 OR UNTIL YOU GO TO MEXICO OR CANADA, KIDS! ;)

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I'm Canadian. Still cannot drink though... yet.

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

or Denmark

[ - ] schitzoFRIENDicGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I wish I was Canadian.... Then, maybe I could go to a Lights show more than once in my life.

[ - ] Monkey94Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

*takes bbt with a sip of kool aid*

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

o.o

[ - ] housencissvuGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I BET MINE DOESN'T.

[ - ] cellofreakGood: 7Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

this is a facebook group already

[ - ] TimTimTIMMYGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

REPOST!!! BE ORIGINAL!

[ - ] shmaggiieeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

THIS IS A REPEAT.

[ - ] katyacGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

well today i realised you copied this from a facebook group!

[ - ] AsleepAwakeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I would post a comment in caps lock as well but the button on my laptop is broken and I don't want to press shift for every letter so...yeah. :/

[ - ] Monkey94Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

You can hold shift in ya know..

[ - ] AsleepAwakeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Yeah but I mentioned that I don't want to do that in my comment.

[ - ] AsleepAwakeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Plus, the 'o' in my keyboard is broken and every time I post a comment I have to paste the 'o'. It's really annoying. And yes, I use ctrl+v.

[ - ] Monkey94Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

You mentioned you didn't want to press it for every letter, which is different than holding it down.

[ - ] AsleepAwakeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Yes but that's just as annoying.

[ - ] jjfoadGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

SHENANIGANS!!!

[ - ] schitzoFRIENDicGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

This is a pretty heavy accusation you know... Have we anyone willing to be the judge of said shenanigans?

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Well, I am almost off work people, which means I am out for the weekend! So, good bye to all, be safe, and love you guys! *waves*

[ - ] CrutonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

BYE KG!!!

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

*sniffs* Goodbye KG.

[ - ] ultimateminionGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Goodbye.

[ - ] bigedudeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

COPY!!!!!!!!!

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

COPY!!!!!!!!!!

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I'm back!!

[ - ] ultimateminionGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Hello!

[ - ] CrutonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Yaay! Hi Bella!

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Hi! I missed you guys. For some reason, I couldn't comment on any of the posts. I felt so cut off from good people.

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Yay! *slaps a bitch*

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

You've always been a strange one, but this is a new extreme, my friend.

[ - ] KuseranGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

LOL I DO HHAHAHA

[ - ] JaneandjoeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

i feel like MLIA needs a chat room, because we hardly comment on the post, we just carry awesome conversations.

[ - ] westman4Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

IT WORKED. YOURE A CLEVER PERSON. AND...your life is average. XD

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

He's as much clever as I am a coat rack.

[ - ] MoonwalkerGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?! *sobs*

[ - ] DiscworldWitchGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

TO BE HONEST, I hear Death from my Discworld audiobooks since he talks in all caps

[ - ] ConfuzzleGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

OH MY ENCHILADAS! IT DOES!

[ - ] iamplainJaneGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

not only do i yell in my head.. my eyes get bigger too. O_O < like that.

[ - ] AV3NG3RGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

OH MY GOSH!!! I JUST POSTED THAT AS MY FACEBOOK STATUS!!!! the voices... they tell me to do things.... BAD things... lol

[ - ] JetPlasmaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I love you

[ - ] WHAT9000Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Very clever.

[ - ] bduro001Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

This is epic.

[ - ] randomdude123Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

no!

[ - ] palomaaherreraaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Hey!! i never notices that when I read caps, it happens to me too!!!

[ - ] KonElGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

LOUD NOISES!

[ - ] IistheepitomeofaveragenessGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

HAHA. IT DOES

[ - ] finallyfaeryGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

OMG i just realized that 2!!

[ - ] cara23Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

yeah and it hurts.

[ - ] cara23Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

gives me a headache my inside voice is yelling so loud

[ - ] CaseeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

OH MY GOD THATS SO TRUE!!! HAHAHA!!!!

[ - ] FirefoxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

No, the voices in my head are telling me to kill you

[ - ] heatheroticGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

i'm not gonna lie, the voice in my head totally yelled when i read all that.

[ - ] VoldemortsLoverGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Hmmm....when I write in cursive my voice talks all fancy like! It's like a combination of Italian, British, and French accents.

[ - ] MoobyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Well, hey there! Welcome to this new place called The Internet. On The Internet, when people type in caps, it's known as "shouting." Oh, and the process of navigating websites is known as "surfing the web." Not to overload you with information, but have you heard of Google? Anyways, enjoy your stay on The Internet!

[ - ] neenersGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Duh! I read emotions! Also I Hate It When People Type Like This Cuz My Head Keeps Stopping And Starting Again On Every Freakin Word. -.-

[ - ] StarFruitsGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Same happens with me!!

[ - ] BossZefronGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I'm starting to get a headache from all this shouting ;l

[ - ] Ippikiookami1213Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER SOON.

[ - ] QhuinnsgirlGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I agree with the shouting and the accents. . .I'm so glad I'm not the only one out there lol.

[ - ] superrhumanGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Isn't this the name of a facebook group? I'm pretty sure I joined.

[ - ] MizzLauren4Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

...and they all said i was insane. but im not the only one :)

[ - ] 2Crazy2BeCoolGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

MY HEAD SCREAMS WHEN IN CAPS LOCK WIERD!!!!!!!!!!

[ - ] Jenna_b713Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

ahha, it does.

[ - ] blackpadfootGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

[ - ] Ippikiookami1213Good: 4Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0909/caps-lock-caps-lock-demotivational-poster-1252080149.jpg :D

[ - ] kateisawesomeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

it does!

[ - ] nintendorox5Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Genius..... Pure genius...

[ - ] reesesloveGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

You are right, my friend.

[ - ] PowergannonGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

Actually, it's impossible to change the volume of the voice in your head. You can think in a shouting or whispering type voice, but you can't actually shout in your head.

[ - ] S630316Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

STOP SHOUTING!

[ - ] hi5534Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

youR SO RIGHT!

[ - ] Anne1192Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Ha ha, yep. It helps some times.

[ - ] elderezloGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

(am i whispering now?) 'CUZ I HATE ALL THIS SHOUTING!

[ - ] AdelxeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Did you know, I don't have a voice in my head? Does that make me abnormal?

[ - ] ilikeCLAMSGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

A BALL OF WOOL.

[ - ] saaarrjGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

The voice in my head also giggled. Teehee =)

[ - ] anaxphobiaGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I never truly realized that until I read this.. Although, come to think of it, everytime people use caps I become frustrated because my mind yells it out.. Then I read it over a hundred times until it finally reads it out as a normal inside voice.. I never have won that battle.

[ - ] jaysroGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

you shouldn't asume what our voices would sound like...

[ - ] laurashebaGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Actually the voice in my head reas normally, but my eyes get really WIDE. 8)

[ - ] IwillkillyoubutnotreallyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

GET OUT OF MY MIND

[ - ] cherrry77upGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

And I thought I was alone...

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