MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, I was looking for my math teacher on the second floor of my school. I only found my English teacher walking into the staff lounge. So, I walked downstairs only to find my English teacher walking out of his room. I sarcastically asked him if he had a Teleporting machine. He suspiciously glanced back and forth down the hall ,stared at me seriously and whispered "You found out, this is our secret now". then, winked at me and walked away as if nothing had happened. Best teacher ever. MLIA

#344472 Comments: 34 Votes: average 3805meh 512Share

[ - ] danniii3tearsGood: 12Bad: 52 years, 5 months ago

i read the end. nothing else. you fail.

[ - ] Roxy393Good: 1Bad: 42 years, 5 months ago

agreed

[ - ] VeronicaaBabeeGood: 1Bad: 62 years, 5 months ago

AHHHHHHHHHHH!LKJGLKAJUGL:KADKJHG:LKSADJG

[ - ] mylifeiscanadianGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

well at least it didn't say best. teacher. ever.

[ - ] averagebrittany1234Good: 7Bad: 32 years, 5 months ago

made my life. then we high fived. then he gave me a 100 on the test the next day

[ - ] getannoyedGood: 9Bad: 32 years, 5 months ago

Actually full credit was awarded, then we made a fort.

[ - ] SakanaNoKoGood: 5Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

Then we had an epic Nerf gun battle inside the fort. New favorite teacher? I think so.

[ - ] getannoyedGood: 4Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

Then we found the door to Narnia

[ - ] SakuGood: 1Bad: 32 years, 5 months ago

TEAM CEDRIC!!!

[ - ] averagebrittany1234Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

then we interrupted a movie that people payed 10 dollars for

[ - ] rAiNbOwZeBrA789Good: 4Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

dont forget the mysterygoogle fun we had!

[ - ] kaylaannetteGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

oh my gosh, I am dying at all of these! hilarious.

[ - ] yeahbuddy69Good: 2Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

soul. mate.

[ - ] RandomPerson17Good: 2Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Then I made us some dinosaur shapped cookies and we ate them while dressed in ninja costumes. MLIA's are no longer submitted by humans.

[ - ] mylifeiscanadianGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

ahahahahaaaaa

[ - ] getannoyedGood: 4Bad: 52 years, 5 months ago

Fuck you.

[ - ] CircafanGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

That's my line!

[ - ] getannoyedGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

MLIA.

[ - ] BandGeekLoveGood: 1Bad: 52 years, 5 months ago

That's MY line! Stole mah line, betch. Fuck you.

[ - ] CircafanGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Mine! *mouths 'vacuum'*

[ - ] BandGeekLoveGood: 7Bad: 52 years, 5 months ago

I'm suprised how many "best teacher ever"s there are. They can't ALL be the best.

[ - ] mylifeisexcitingGood: 2Bad: 102 years, 5 months ago

yes they can dip

[ - ] bigfootexistsGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

No they can't, DIP. MLIE, learn to be nice. You're a meanie butt and I don't like meanie butts.

[ - ] trumpetgeek88Good: 3Bad: 32 years, 5 months ago

No, they can't, you idiot. Best means that something is #1, and we all know there can only be one #1.

[ - ] bigfootexistsGood: 2Bad: 32 years, 5 months ago

trumpetgeek, you're pretty excellent.

[ - ] KrashGood: 8Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

Smittywerbenmanhanjansen... he was #1

[ - ] zoetropezGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Too many adverbs. You need to pay more attention to your English teacher, you puzzled, illiterate nobody.

[ - ] thissismyusernameGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

OH NO OH NO they forgot the periods after best and teacher!!!!!

[ - ] BenjyGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

IT JUST ISN'T THE SAME!!

[ - ] SexuallyActiveBandGeekGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

you. are. the. worst.secret.keeper.ever. you.should. be. ashamed.

[ - ] trumpetgeek88Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

LOL, I honestly didn't even think about it that way, SABG. Very good point.

[ - ] SexuallyActiveBandGeekGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

consider yourself enlightened. :)

[ - ] KrashGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

That was a science teacher in disguise

[ - ] coolkiddowntheblockGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

don't you mean Best. Teacher. Ever?

Official links

We did it! We sponsored a well

Well done!