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Today, my cat squeezed my finger with her paw, I squeezed back so she did it again. I feel like we've come to an understanding. MLIA
#3363545 Comments: 41 Votes: average 6285meh 24Share 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
A. she would've have to have squeezed it with both her paws or b. you have a giant cat.
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Or a tiger. OP could totally own a tiger.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
If op owns a tiger, I'd be very concerned. About the tiger. Why are you squeezing her paw??? That could hurt the tiger.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Did she scratch you?
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 4Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
I hope that it's a tiger and that you died
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Wouldn't that be great???
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 3Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Maybe. Of course, it's also pawsible it meant absolutely nothing and you're just an idiot.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
That was pawful.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Actually, scratch that. It was pretty great.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
I'd like to see you do petter.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
You've crossed fe line, my friend
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Are you kitten? I'm just getting started.
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
I cat even believe you two are doing this
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
I think that you're lion- you're already running out.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Well meow we've got three people in on this, that's just purrfect.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Can someone just whisker away so we can finish this peacefully?
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 3Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Furreal.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 2Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
But hey, fur ball it's worth, you've got some mad pun skills
 
[ - ]  Blade472Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Pussy
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Litterally awful.
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
oh my gato I almost missed that.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Better meow than later.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Fait already used that one. oops
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Purrposterous, you pun stealer :P
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
If nothing else from this site, I've gained an appreciation for puns.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
That's pretty much all I've taken out of this place
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
That's so punnny
 
[ - ]  pedo_pundeerGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
And there's nothing wrong with that.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Wait, I think I remember this account. Fait's christmas account when you were my badder?
 
[ - ]  pedo_reindeerGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
One of the derivatives, but basically yeah.
 
[ - ]  HaiteradeGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
puns r gay
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
no u
 
[ - ]  I_ate_itGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
lol
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 2Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
I actually like this story. Then again, maybe it's just because there's a cat...
 
[ - ]  NopeTheOtherOneGood: 3Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
I find a pussy always lightens things up.
 
[ - ]  lWYVGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Hell yes
 
[ - ]  NopeTheOtherOneGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Dream on, loser.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
rekt
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
guys help a lot of my friends are idiots I need new ones
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
woah me too
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Wtf it's like you read my mind.
 

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