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[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
I approve
 
[ - ]  TheAverageTimePonyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 5 months ago
ME TOO! :-)
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
These posts might be moving too fast for us tho
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
... naked.
 
[ - ]  James_MiIIerGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
I dance around in my underwear when my mom isn't home!!!
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
Omg old story is old please pleb.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 2Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
Omg old story is old please pleb.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 4Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
Jesus people, come up with some new shlt to bore me with aren't you people supposed to be ~creative~ and sh!t
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
Eh, not bad.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
Old, next plz
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 13 years, 6 months ago
OMG. This needs to go away. Old is Old.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 3Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
Never have I ever had male genitals aka a dick.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 3Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
Hey I have clone sweet
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
Because that is exactly what we need
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 4Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
You're just jealous, pedo.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
If I wanted a clone I would have made a cloneable account
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
Yes, that is exactly what you were thinking when you signed up.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
It was, actually, considering this is my third account.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
Anyway, annoying.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
We?
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
I also dance and sing like an idiot when I'm alone.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 6Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
I like having a clone, it's flattering.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
You are the clone dumba$s
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
Ha You're cute.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
I am thank you, clone.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
At least you're a nice clone.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
How did we let this happen to this site
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
It should have died with dignity
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 2Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
That was my mothers name. Ironically, she was a prostitute.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
No, clone. That's not her name and she is a nurse.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
You're the clone, my mother was an escort who went by the name of dignity, and get off my ass.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
She was a nurse and went to Hopkins University. You use to be a nice clone.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
Your the clone, my mother couldn't afford college which is why she slept with men for money. Get off my ass.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
You're not a very nice clone. I'm always happy and I like having a clone. Let's be friends?
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
I'm pretty sure it happened after all those inappropriate spam posts, and a lot of us got lives and moved on.
 
[ - ]  iPhone13Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
lol @ "getting lives" ......................... ;(
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
gee thanks dude
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
hahahah lives
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
Is it a normal thing for people to value animal lives over human lives? I've started to see a trend of people going, "I WOULD KILL BRUTALLY KILL 1357 PEOPLE THAN PAPERCUT ONE (insert 'cute' animal here.)" It's fricking stupid.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
In modern society, yes. bc we're backwards
 
[ - ]  IWYVGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
i was right there with you until you said the word fricking
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
Eyy not a clone for once
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
I'm getting sick of all these clones. Who are they that they think they can try to impersonate a commenter? Haven't those commenters worked hard enough to establish their reputation that they don't need someone with a second-rate clone account to try to tarnish their name?
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
That is what I think. I, that_pedo_in_the_bushes. Pedo. Eyy. That is something I say.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
I felt too lazy to get around the censors.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
"kill brutally kill"
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
emphasis on kill
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
and 1357
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
because it's all the odd numbers and thus the number people type when they try to make a number look random by skipping every other digit...
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
and brutally
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
which means "like Brutus the original back-stabber would do"
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
Et tu? Brutus est malus pueri
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
Fu<k you I don't speak Latin.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
If I had to translate that I'd say, "And you? Brutus is a bad door."
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
"brutus is a bad boy" door is "iuana" i think
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
and also kill
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
Hey hey a sad thing happened make it better thank you
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
Hey, Jude, don't. Make it bad, smoke some pot and LSD, remember to let in the sun then you can see the bugs under your skin.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
And well you know that it's a fool who stays in school and trades his cocaine for Coca Cola.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
nanananananana, Hey dude.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
pro cloning 10/10
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
you guys are helpful ty
 
[ - ]  NopeTheOtherOneGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
As long as the curtains are down, I walk around without pants. Get home from school, pants off. Wake up in the morning, pants never even came on. Get home from throwing trash out, pants off. I don't even care, pants come off.
 
[ - ]  IWYVGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
fapfapfapfapfap
 
[ - ]  NopeTheOtherOneGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
I have cats. I wouldn't do that in front of them.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
Pretty sure I saw this on Tumblr, like, last year.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
Helloooooo cloneeeeeee
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
Hello, clone.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
lol
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
You'd better be worthy of that name
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
They aren't.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
CLONE!
 
[ - ]  hpgrrILisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
NO WAY
 
[ - ]  hpgrrILisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
i messed up aw biscuits
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
It's ok clonie
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
There's nothing more satisfying than breaking into someone's office. :3
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
Sex
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
Rekt
 
[ - ]  NopeTheOtherOneGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
That's not true. I can think of fifty things that are more satisfying than that.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
Oi clone we should talk
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_rushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
wot
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
Hi who are you
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_rushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
Oh you know, just some guy.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
Hi, that_pedo_with_the_runs. How are you.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
No hang on do you realise what you guys have done
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
A threesome with myself is now a viable option guys holy shit
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 2Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
I have two clones, this is too much responsibility.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 13 years, 6 months ago
I know
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
Shut. Up. Clone.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 13 years, 6 months ago
You.Shut.Up. I was doing fine until you showed up.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
What are you talking about.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 13 years, 6 months ago
I was minding my own business and you came and cloned me.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
I am two weeks old. You are two days old. Eat a dick.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
I am two years old. Eat pussy.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
Literally two? Cuz that explains so much.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
Go. Suck. A. Big. Fat. C ock.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
Ew.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
I'm starting a club for commenters who suffer from clones. There'll be cookies and vodka. No clones allowed.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
Yay! Can I be the president?
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
Please read the last. F|ucking. Sentence.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
I did and unfortunately since you're a clone, you aren't invited. Why would you want to start a club that you can't be a member?
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
I don't like you. You are the clone.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
You're the clone. Go away.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
i have like three it's kinda sad
 
[ - ]  perdixGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
You mean you masturbate as much in a full house as in an empty one? It's just good manners to spank the monkey when no one's around. I guess chivalry is dead :(
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
Nah, OP is a eunuch.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
Rekt
 
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[ - ]  MobilethebandGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 6 months ago
This post doesn't suck.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Comment's not working on the last post so I'm trying here?
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
That one worked but it won't let me make another one
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Are there sekrit banned words like c u t e and/or b o y ;_;
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 3 weeks ago
Neat we killed the last post
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 3 weeks ago
i for one am Shocked
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 3 weeks ago
I'm glad I could give you this news and bring it to your attention before anyone else noticed :),
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 3 weeks ago
why aren't picture comments a thing here
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 3 weeks ago
Because if they were this entire site would be gifs of random tv show characters saying things out of context
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 3 weeks ago
.......and?
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 3 weeks ago
and yikes
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 3 weeks ago
yikes @ ur face
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 2 weeks ago
anyway how have u 2 been
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 2 weeks ago
pretty tops, i work in a pub bistro now so that's a fun development I guess. what about you tho
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 1 week ago
that's awesome, what's the environment like where you work, do you like it there?
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 1 week ago
It's pretty great tbh, chilled out 70% of the time but because I'm still new when it gets hectic I get a bit spooked but I can see myself getting better so heck yeah. Beats working at maccas anyway lmao
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 1 week ago
sweet, how long have you been there? i know you were probably at mcdonalds for a while. is calling mcdonalds maccas a joke or do australians really do that?
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 1 week ago
lmao we actually call it that because australia is ridiculous apparently. it's "maccas" in advertisements and everything. anyway maccas for 5 years, pub for like 5 weeks now so that's cool. what kind of jobs have you been looking at?
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 05 months ago
okay but that's cool and australians are weird and i look at a lot of jobs but only online so no one wants me so i'm very poor forever
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 2 weeks ago
working & adulting & gross things but also skating and pretending i am still a Child, how are you friendo
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 2 weeks ago
cool cool good to hear it
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 1 week ago
typer is kill
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 1 week ago
jerm am ghost
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 1 week ago
Without a ghost account do you even mlia
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 1 week ago
the site itself is basically one giant ghost account why even bother tbh
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 1 week ago
Fuckin lol true. I wonder if anyone else is gonna revisit tho
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 1 week ago
we need an mlia batsignal tbh
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 1 week ago
aw hey guys. what do you do? i am still a Child because i cannot find a job because i suck
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 1 week ago
I just work in retail which is not the dream but I've been learning like office stuff lately which is pretty neat, are you doing studying things or?
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 1 week ago
dude that's nice, what kind of office stuff have you been learning? i don't even understand simple things like excel 'cause i suck
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 05 months ago
god i have no idea how to run excel, I've been handling packing and mailing online orders n shit & organising store transfers and dealing with faulty stock n stuff so basically just Fancy Mail
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 05 months ago
ok but like i totally would learn how if i had to you know??? i just don't, like, want to
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 05 months ago
lmao same, dad was like "u can use it to track your budgeting" and honestly what fucking level does he think i'm on
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 3 weeks ago
nice, i've recently applied to a lot of those types of jobs and two actually got back to me ._. so maybe i'll be doing that soon. your dad sucks and parents suck. do you live with your parents?
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 05 months ago
anyway it's 2017 why am i listening to the offspring
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 05 months ago
oky it's cool you guys have lives but i'ts noon and i'm unemployed so i am a daydrinker waddup
 
"you guys have lives" oh friend, buddy, pal, mate, homie, no
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 4 weeks ago
i mean speak for yourself
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 3 weeks ago
no need to show off m8
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 3 weeks ago
:)
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 3 weeks ago
ok you guys are cool but what if i don't remember this post when i wake up, like am i currently "blacked out" right now or am i still a few drinks from that? who even knows that anymore? i'm discovering a lot of things about myself and i'm using mlia to do that and that's uncool typer stop
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 3 weeks ago
update: i tried to poor myself more vodka but instead i just pored my pre-pored vodka onto myself so the verdict is i am mentally handicaped and i need a service dog actually send me a dog i wnat a dog
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 3 weeks ago
instead of a dog can i send you like multiple glasses of water
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 2 weeks ago
I figured this fucker would die and stay dead what a twist
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 2 weeks ago
at this point i'm convinced it'll never die
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 2 weeks ago
I'm almost convinced we'll never leave tbh like we belong to the site now
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 2 weeks ago
nope i entirely blame pedz for me being here
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 2 weeks ago
oh look how sorry i am
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 2 weeks ago
gonna fight u
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 2 weeks ago
Pedz you monster how could u subject jerm to this
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 1 week ago
yeah fuck you pedz
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 1 week ago
you're both terrible also yikes @ "jerm"
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 2 weeks ago
what a comeback right, clearly everyone is Thrilled
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 2 weeks ago
So pumped let's get wrecked son
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 2 weeks ago
oi cunt lets get fucking wrekt
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 2 weeks ago
straya cunt
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 2 weeks ago
insert fully sick southern cross tat here #strayaaaa
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 2 weeks ago
why didn't you just emoji that? :)
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 2 weeks ago
listen here u lil bitch,,,
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 2 weeks ago
we're doin the thing where we talk on three different platforms at the same time why are we like this
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 2 weeks ago
idk but i'm gonna assume it's your fault
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 2 weeks ago
alternatively fuck you
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 2 weeks ago
Is Australian a different language or something
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 1 week ago
eshays
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 1 week ago
get your nsw bullshit out of here
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 1 week ago
shouldn't you be saying nothing? because there's literally nothing in wa and nothing ever happens ever
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 1 week ago
you can't even take shots at me, state of fucking origin
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 1 week ago
well clearly that's terrible but at least it's a Thing that Happens
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 1 week ago
would rather continue living in actual purgatory ty
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 1 week ago
sorry what didn't quite catch that comment, you're too far away from literally anything
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 1 week ago
totally forgot to respond to this, was distracted by just how fucking boring nsw is
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 1 week ago
Oh I just kinda figured it took so long because you're literally living in the past
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 1 week ago
lol enjoy dying first when the apocalypse comes
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 1 week ago
Lmfao I absolutely will enjoy that thanks
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 1 week ago
funeral plans will finally come to fruition
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 1 week ago
about fuckin time, better be rad
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 1 week ago
where did you come from?
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 1 week ago
where did you go?
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 1 week ago
where did you come from?
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 1 week ago
..........cotton-eye joe?
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 1 week ago
perfect
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 2 weeks ago
anyway clouds what's happening in your life we've all shared
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 2 weeks ago
I can buy alcohol legally now idk my life isn't that exciting also I may be applying to work in a Mexican restaurant soon
 
[ - ]  _YouGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 1 week ago
MEXICOOo000000
 
[ - ]  _YouGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 1 week ago
look cloudsinthesky...i didn't comment this after 6 years just to be ignored.................
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 1 week ago
Hola mi hermana
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 1 week ago
Env�ame burritos gratis por favor
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 1 week ago
i went to the trouble of doing the accent mlia u lil shit
 
[ - ]  Lemon_LimeGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 1 week ago
Hey guys I used to come on here a lot but I forgot my username and password and had to make a new account. How've y'all been?
 
were we friends
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
who u
 
lol @ the grammar evolution also
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
hey friend, what's up! also what jerm and pedz said
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
well that was a thrilling reunion
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
thanks also you too
 
well i mean i had fun
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 4 weeks ago
Anyway which one of you tried to use my name to buy drugs on reddit 2 years ago
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 4 weeks ago
...I'm gonna take a wild stab in the dark and say it was pedz
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 4 weeks ago
And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids
 
[ - ]  AGloriousDawnGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Holy fuck people actually still comment on this. Four days ago? Are you fucking kidding me pedz? Are you all crazy?
 
[ - ]  AGloriousDawnGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
If you're all really connected to other people who comment on this site still, why do you stick to this dead shell of a website? Why don't you connect in other ways and talk through there? My only possible speculation is that you're all so socially anxious that you can't even share non-personal information with people you've talked to for years. I understand anxiety on a personal level so I can't fault you for it, but I have to say that the level it requires to not talk outside of MLIA is foreign to me. I don't want to judge, but I get how it's clearly judgmental of me. How can i help u all?
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
lmao bruh i've got all of these people on facebook and jerm and i visited melbourne together last year. I'm pretty much here for the nostalgia and desolate-website aesthetic
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
hey friend,,,, chill the fuck out
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
upon reflection this sounds way angrier than intended, maybe i am the one who needs to chill the fuck out
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
yeah wow settle down
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
excuse me bitch who the fuck do you think you're talking to
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
wow fucking fight me cunt see what happens I'll fucking destroy you
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
laughed
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
You could not be a judgmental shrew for starters
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
hi agloriousdawn congrats on being one of the 5 people lame enough to still be here in 2017
 
what the hell i thought this died!!!!!!!
 
it kinda did tbh
 
its a Monster
 
[ - ]  JackFreakingSparrrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago
go 2 bed
 
ummm you're not my mum
 
[ - ]  JackFreakingSparrrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago
son pls let's not fight < 3
 
frick you
 
so did y'all keep in touch also then
 
[ - ]  JackFreakingSparrrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago
ya unfortunately :-//
 
sadly yes!!
 
shut up wtf
 
hey kalina
 
[ - ]  JackFreakingSparrrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago
i dont know her
 
enough with the goddamn g*y memes!!!!
 
[ - ]  JackFreakingSparrrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago
dont start this ! angry react
 
d*mn g*y
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago
How come the first five posts are inaccessible but all the other ones magically are? Is this site being resurrected? Last time I was on here, the entire site was gone. I don't know why I decided to check again. I guess I just miss you all that much.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago
Also, why are other people actually on today? And a jump from 3 years to 2 weeks. Have I missed something? Are some commenters still in contact with other commenters?
 
its cause they were on the more recent posts & then they died so they had to come back here
 
[ - ]  JackFreakingSparrrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago
i was pressured into coming back here today : (
 
umm by who??
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago
Whoever told you must have sent me telepathic methods to check this site today because this is one hell of a coincidence.
 
it was me >:)
 
We've worked our way down the front page killing posts v slowly for a few years now. Nothing exciting has happened tho. And yeah some of us are pals, except jerm who is awful
 
Also, gee whiz never thought you'd be one to come visit it's been fuckin forever
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago
Indeed it has. I've been thinking about this place a lot lately. I miss the days when this site was always active, and now it's become a graveyard. I can't see it ever returning to its former glory, but it's a nostalgia trip.
 
I remember when refreshing enough to keep up was hard because my iPod touch first gen wasn't fast enough to handle it, gee whiz
 
gee whiz i need to stop saying gee whiz
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago
fucking excuse you
 
ily
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago
nope fuxk off
 
<333333
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago
listen here u lil bitch,,,,
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago
aw hi
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago
Hi! <3
 
[ - ]  ShutTheFuckUpGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
I haven't tried to get on here in so long I have no idea what the password to my nom nom kira account is and obvs I can't get a reset email...
 
[ - ]  ShutTheFuckUpGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
BUT HOLY CRAP HI EVERYONE
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
Funny enough I just got 25 password reset emails...i feel this is a passive aggressive response to my comment
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
oh shit sup dude
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
Oh you know, just stumbling through my wreck of an adulthood, happened to decide to check if this site ever came back up cause internet is my only outlet currently
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
Are you me
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
Good to know I'm not alone
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 02 months ago
so is this gonna stay on 260 forever?i guess there's nothing to do about it but i'm just nostalgic for when we'd even play forum games when the posts were slow for even a couple hours. also i'm drunk bc when i'm drunk i'm not allowed to not announce that i'm drunk bc i'm lonely oh god this commment is going nowhere bye frendsi
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 02 months ago
hah good one, me
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 02 months ago
How much do you drink like for real
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 02 months ago
enough to not remember that i said that! jesus christ
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 02 months ago
What the fuck there were people here
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 02 months ago
And I MISSED it
 
lmao unlucky pal
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 3 weeks ago
goddddddddddddddddddddd why do i still have so few outlets that i still come back here
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 3 weeks ago
also hi
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 3 weeks ago
i ask myself this all the damn time
 
[ - ]  IWYV_is_a_blobfishGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 3 weeks ago
Hello
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 3 weeks ago
gee whiz how do people keep finding this post and not giving up after the first 5 broken ones
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 3 weeks ago
Goodbye
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 2 weeks ago
honestly i still miss mlia. like. my place in it wasn't even good. i was just a weird attention whore who said weird things and acted weirdly and was kind of mean to people i had a strange personal vendetta against. but it was still a place??? on the internet??? and i miss that it existed and that other people got what they got out of it and i don't get why places like the place that used to be this can't still exist. everything just moves on and the internet moves on and people who are suited for different types of places are great but i can't do forums or chatrooms or reddits or anything, this was the only thing that made sense to me
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
i honestly feel you, i used to spend so much time here and i wasn't even here in it's heyday so the nostalgia must be through the roof for you
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
Aw hey I think it's cute you even found us so late and you've been here longer than the heyday even lasted now
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
aww thanks :)
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 01 month ago
Me too. I've gone other places but nothing is remotely like this. I will never be as cool anywhere else as I was on this site.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
holy fuck. holy fucking shit. i actually can't believe this right now. it's alive again. ngl this is lowkey overwhelming for me almost. at the risk of sounding overdramatic, i need a bit to gather my thoughts because i really am having trouble processing this (which i know is a bit stupid but still)
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
but i missed you guys! it's so weird actually seeing the comment page again. tbh when the place went down i checked it frequently since it always would go down for a few days, but then after a few weeks i checked it less frequently, and then even less frequently, and after a few months i gave up on checking. god, it feels like it's been years but i guess according to my comment history it's only been a year and three months? which lines up with what my last few comments were about. i'm probably gonna spend all of tonight just going through my old comments. it's 12 am rn but this is what i'm doing now. how've you all been?!
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
ok update: going through my old comments was a horrible idea and i now want to die what the fuck younger me
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
lmao legit me how are you tho
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
i'm alright thanks! i just entered grade 11, which is kind of weird to think about since i legit joined this website when i was 12. school's at that point where like it's actually kind of hard now which sucks, but aside from that life's pretty good. i got that job i was talking about right before the website shut down for like a year, the camp counsellor one. it ended up being really awesome and i met a bunch of people who are now really close friends. i applied there again last summer and got the job again, which was cool although admittedly it was less fun the second time around. socially and just mentally i'm in a much better place than i was a year and a half ago, so i can't really complain. y'all helped me through a rough time of my life (well ok it wasn't really too rough but when you're 13 everything's rough) so i gotta say thanks for that. i didn't realize how much i missed this place tho until now. and by this place i don't actually mean the website because the website's a shithole but i mean you guys :) especially since i don't actually have any other connections to you guys (FB, insta, linkedin, whateverthefuck)
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
christ you're making me feel old
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
does the pain of aging get worse when you get older because if it does yippee i'm so excited
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
i mean yeah but also would 10000% rather be old than 16 again lol
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
I had absolutely no idea how old you were but I always figured "not still in school" this probably shouldn't be such a surprise. rad things tho! I feel like you got here at the end of my favourite mlia era when it was still alive but most of the 2cool4u squad was gone. kinda spooky how much I actually forget about everyone here
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
omg yeah i remember when i started i made such an effort to appear older than i actually was because y'all were like 17+ and i wanted to fit in (i probably typed better then than i do now tbh). i remember once you needed advice for your final and i wrote a whole thing about violence in books vs movies and you said it was really helpful and tbh my 13-14 year old self was super happy someone older than my thought my advice was valuable. yeah when i joined, people were like, super sassy but i didn't really get too much of a sense of "i'm too cool for you" just a bunch of sass lmao. i remember i joined right when the website didn't update for a solid 3 months (i think that was the time?) and people were like "this is the end of mlia" but then posts started coming through for a while and things were kind of normal and then eventually they stopped just 100%
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
Man idk it's just so weird that you're literally us but like 5 years ago I can't even remember being young
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
Omg right I can't even remember being 13
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
yeah basically i'm the canadian version of you guys 5 years ago lmk if it ends up well
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
See I told you we belong to the site now
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
it's a pit that you can never *really* escape from
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
"Don't forget you're here forever"
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 01 month ago
I went through this, like, last month. I'm amazed people still come on here.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
i just drunk drove. it was a bad decision. i endangered lives. i did the wrong thing and my last renaming friends i had are very upset with me.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
but while i know they're in the right, i also hate them with all my being; just for the record
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
so in future we will decide to not do that?
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
i second this also jerm ur sometimes clever
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
i mean occasionally my brain has thoughts
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
I think you have a problem
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
typer pls be careful we all care for you
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 month ago
ok but i did it again and now my life is basically ruined for like a year i didn't hurt anyone or anything but there is an Ordeal happening and now i know not to i guess or the Police Will Catch You haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah man life sucks huh anyway how are you guys
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 month ago
well you didn't kill anyone so what are you complaining about
 
^
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 01 month ago
Only a year? Damn.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 04 weeks ago
...since what, jeez
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 01 month ago
I'm looking through my comment history for shits and giggles and saw a comment from pedz that said "What happens when this post fills up? Will we all just shuffle back through the posts, filling every single one of them up over the course of our lifetimes? Like imagine if this site never fully died, but just never got any new posts." And that is basically how this site ended. Not fully dead, but no new posts. Pedz predicted the end 3 years and 8 months ago.
 
I'm just glad my genius is finally being appreciated
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 04 weeks ago
dude this is amazing
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 month ago
god don't encourage him
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 04 weeks ago
HAH
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 04 weeks ago
wait i already regret all 3 comments i made, i'm used to less permanent forums, pls forgive, also help, literally send hlep, i need a lot of help, help me
 
Literally all you've gotta do is stop drinking tbh
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 weeks, 6 days ago
^
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 weeks, 6 days ago
we're so supportive
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 weeks, 6 days ago
i'd like to take this opportunity to be the drunk one on mlia, thx it's been an honour i will not be driving
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 weeks, 6 days ago
savage
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 weeks, 6 days ago
:)
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 03 weeks, 4 days ago
i love you and i love paramore even in the past
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 03 weeks ago
wait it just hit me that your username is a paramour reference
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 03 weeks ago
paramore*
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 weeks ago
an Old paramore reference lol i need to get with the times
 
[ - ]  HaylsZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 weeks ago
this is better
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 6 days ago
this is weird
 
[ - ]  HaylsZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 6 days ago
you're weird
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 5 days ago
ok but consider this: fuck you
 
[ - ]  HaylsZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 5 days ago
conversely, consider that: no
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 5 days ago
similarly, imagine a world in which the truth of the matter is that which the statement succeeding the colon appearing in this comment insists: ye
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 5 days ago
continuing from that, explore the idea that that which follows the two vertically stacked dots - known colloquially as a colon, not to be confused with the large intestine - contain only fundamental truth and thus: h8 u
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 4 days ago
disregarding this clear attempt at subverting attention from stark realities via exploration of frankly incongruous ideology (nonetheless disproven multiple times in ventures not dissimilar to the current exchange), one may find that the truth in actuality consists of and is defined by the relatively simple statement following the aforementioned large intestine disambiguation: u love me
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 4 days ago
i would offer a suggestion that the opponent ceases the implication of subversion and accepts the notion that there can only be one instance of truth regardless of personal belief and a desire to be correct; and that instance of truth only exists in this moment following this large intenstine: noep
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 4 days ago
To counter, I recommend a course of introspection, through which the opponent will certainly find that the current-held belief described in her latest, regretfully inarticulate scribing to be undeniably false, hinging on a deep seated compulsion to insist upon the opposite of any assertion your opponent (specifically myself) makes, henceforth resulting in the following conclusion: yea
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 4 days ago
In an attempt to bring conclusion to this seemingly pointless debate and round out the argument I leave you with one polite farewell: get fucked m8
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 4 days ago
In a transparent effort to get the final word I speak thusly: lmao pussy
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 4 days ago
after a brief interlude i feel i should return to add: wow u sexist fuck
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 2 days ago
cease and desist lest I consult the local constabulary
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 2 days ago
goodness no not the constabulary! im entirely innocent officer i swear it something something swoon
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 1 day ago
this got western real quick
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 1 day ago
i mean i'm honestly not that surprised
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 1 day ago
yeehaw
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 1 day ago
yeehonk
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 1 day ago
proof that you're awful https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/23415863_1711809552185646_1740352983_n.jpg?oh=9b1637ec04d6f5a0c6155109904f8fc2&oe=5A05A3DD
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 1 day ago
you deserve it tbh
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 1 day ago
i deserve friends who aren't terrible
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 1 day ago
good thing you got me then
 
questionable
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 03 weeks ago
tbh i completely remember why i chose this username and it 19s super underwhelming, when people asked on here i would say 1Cyeah it 19s just an inside joke between me and my friends 1D but a. that was a lie, there was no inside joke and b. my friends wouldn 19t even know about my account here so no one would get the inside joke even if it existed in the first place? i 19m pretty sure it just sounded cool to my 12-year old self
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 03 weeks ago
what the fuck why did my punctuation marks turn into numbers
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 weeks ago
Formatting magic take it up with mek I guess idk
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 2 days ago
i mean he deleted his twitter so idk how to get to him
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 1 day ago
uh https://twitter.com/mekctra
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 1 day ago
i can't believe he has mlia in his bio
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 1 day ago
fucking lol I know right what a nerd
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 week, 6 days ago
oh what the fuck i lost him
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 week, 6 days ago
his twitter is super political ew
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 6 days ago
did you copy paste this? I think mlia doesn't recognise apostrophes used anywhere else as apostrophes so uses weird code instead
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 2 days ago
nah i just typed it out on my phone, that 19s so weird 18 19 19 19 19 18
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 week, 5 days ago
wait what was the real reason
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 3 days ago
People are great sometimes. I got $100 and a free cookie what a day
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 3 days ago
they're also fucking horrible most of the time and give me constant stress but i like your positivity
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 week, 6 days ago
Yeah people suck most of the time
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 2 days ago
how did you make 100$ and please share your methods thank you
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 1 day ago
okay but never disregard the importance of cookies ever again
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 week, 6 days ago
but with 100$ you can buy way more than one cookie
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 week, 6 days ago
I don't even know dude someone I know was like "oh here you go don't spend it all in one place lol"
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 week, 6 days ago
what the actual fuck my friends just make fun of me for being broke
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 week, 2 days ago
insert rainbow emoji here
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 week, 2 days ago
https://www.facebook.com/getkrackinshow/videos/1921428604790710/
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 week, 2 days ago
i honestly hate you
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 week, 2 days ago
<3 #lovewins
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 week, 2 days ago
>:( </3
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 06 days, 4 hours ago
helppppPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 05 days, 18 hours ago
this is probs the last place you should be looking for it
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 05 days, 9 hours ago
nah still drunk help me
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 05 days, 8 hours ago
okay seriously friend you have a drinking problem and need to get geuine irl help instead of confessing this stuff to shitty internet strangers on the opposite side of the world
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 days, 8 hours ago
ayy it's my turn to be drunk hello friends I am feeling Weird what's doin
 
[ - ]  IWYV_is_a_blobfishGood: 0Bad: 01 day, 16 hours ago
tbh i still lurk here and read all of your comments just so you know okay bye
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 day, 9 hours ago
<3
 

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