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#3362436 Comments: 112 Votes: average 4157meh 2538Share 
I approve
 
[ - ]  TheAverageTimePonyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago
ME TOO! :-)
 
These posts might be moving too fast for us tho
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
... naked.
 
[ - ]  James_MiIIerGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I dance around in my underwear when my mom isn't home!!!
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
Omg old story is old please pleb.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 2Bad: 03 years ago
Omg old story is old please pleb.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 4Bad: 03 years ago
Jesus people, come up with some new shlt to bore me with aren't you people supposed to be ~creative~ and sh!t
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Eh, not bad.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Old, next plz
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 13 years ago
OMG. This needs to go away. Old is Old.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 3Bad: 03 years ago
Never have I ever had male genitals aka a dick.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 3Bad: 03 years ago
Hey I have clone sweet
 
Because that is exactly what we need
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 4Bad: 03 years ago
You're just jealous, pedo.
 
If I wanted a clone I would have made a cloneable account
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Yes, that is exactly what you were thinking when you signed up.
 
It was, actually, considering this is my third account.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Anyway, annoying.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
We?
 
I also dance and sing like an idiot when I'm alone.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 6Bad: 03 years ago
I like having a clone, it's flattering.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
You are the clone dumba$s
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Ha You're cute.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
I am thank you, clone.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
At least you're a nice clone.
 
How did we let this happen to this site
 
It should have died with dignity
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 2Bad: 03 years ago
That was my mothers name. Ironically, she was a prostitute.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
No, clone. That's not her name and she is a nurse.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
You're the clone, my mother was an escort who went by the name of dignity, and get off my ass.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
She was a nurse and went to Hopkins University. You use to be a nice clone.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Your the clone, my mother couldn't afford college which is why she slept with men for money. Get off my ass.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
You're not a very nice clone. I'm always happy and I like having a clone. Let's be friends?
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I'm pretty sure it happened after all those inappropriate spam posts, and a lot of us got lives and moved on.
 
[ - ]  iPhone13Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
lol @ "getting lives" ......................... ;(
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
gee thanks dude
 
hahahah lives
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
Is it a normal thing for people to value animal lives over human lives? I've started to see a trend of people going, "I WOULD KILL BRUTALLY KILL 1357 PEOPLE THAN PAPERCUT ONE (insert 'cute' animal here.)" It's fricking stupid.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
In modern society, yes. bc we're backwards
 
[ - ]  IWYVGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
i was right there with you until you said the word fricking
 
Eyy not a clone for once
 
I'm getting sick of all these clones. Who are they that they think they can try to impersonate a commenter? Haven't those commenters worked hard enough to establish their reputation that they don't need someone with a second-rate clone account to try to tarnish their name?
 
That is what I think. I, that_pedo_in_the_bushes. Pedo. Eyy. That is something I say.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I felt too lazy to get around the censors.
 
"kill brutally kill"
 
emphasis on kill
 
and 1357
 
because it's all the odd numbers and thus the number people type when they try to make a number look random by skipping every other digit...
 
and brutally
 
which means "like Brutus the original back-stabber would do"
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Et tu? Brutus est malus pueri
 
Fu<k you I don't speak Latin.
 
If I had to translate that I'd say, "And you? Brutus is a bad door."
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
"brutus is a bad boy" door is "iuana" i think
 
and also kill
 
Hey hey a sad thing happened make it better thank you
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Hey, Jude, don't. Make it bad, smoke some pot and LSD, remember to let in the sun then you can see the bugs under your skin.
 
And well you know that it's a fool who stays in school and trades his cocaine for Coca Cola.
 
nanananananana, Hey dude.
 
pro cloning 10/10
 
you guys are helpful ty
 
[ - ]  NopeTheOtherOneGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
As long as the curtains are down, I walk around without pants. Get home from school, pants off. Wake up in the morning, pants never even came on. Get home from throwing trash out, pants off. I don't even care, pants come off.
 
[ - ]  IWYVGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
fapfapfapfapfap
 
[ - ]  NopeTheOtherOneGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I have cats. I wouldn't do that in front of them.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Pretty sure I saw this on Tumblr, like, last year.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Helloooooo cloneeeeeee
 
Hello, clone.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
lol
 
You'd better be worthy of that name
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
They aren't.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
CLONE!
 
[ - ]  hpgrrILisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
NO WAY
 
[ - ]  hpgrrILisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
i messed up aw biscuits
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
It's ok clonie
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
There's nothing more satisfying than breaking into someone's office. :3
 
Sex
 
Rekt
 
[ - ]  NopeTheOtherOneGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
That's not true. I can think of fifty things that are more satisfying than that.
 
Oi clone we should talk
 
wot
 
Hi who are you
 
Oh you know, just some guy.
 
Hi, that_pedo_with_the_runs. How are you.
 
No hang on do you realise what you guys have done
 
A threesome with myself is now a viable option guys holy shit
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 2Bad: 03 years ago
I have two clones, this is too much responsibility.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 13 years ago
I know
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
Shut. Up. Clone.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 13 years ago
You.Shut.Up. I was doing fine until you showed up.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
What are you talking about.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 13 years ago
I was minding my own business and you came and cloned me.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
I am two weeks old. You are two days old. Eat a dick.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I am two years old. Eat pussy.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Literally two? Cuz that explains so much.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Go. Suck. A. Big. Fat. C ock.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Ew.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
I'm starting a club for commenters who suffer from clones. There'll be cookies and vodka. No clones allowed.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Yay! Can I be the president?
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Please read the last. F|ucking. Sentence.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I did and unfortunately since you're a clone, you aren't invited. Why would you want to start a club that you can't be a member?
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I don't like you. You are the clone.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
You're the clone. Go away.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
i have like three it's kinda sad
 
[ - ]  perdixGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
You mean you masturbate as much in a full house as in an empty one? It's just good manners to spank the monkey when no one's around. I guess chivalry is dead :(
 
Nah, OP is a eunuch.
 
Rekt
 
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[ - ]  MobilethebandGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
This post doesn't suck.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago
Comment's not working on the last post so I'm trying here?
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago
That one worked but it won't let me make another one
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago
Are there sekrit banned words like c u t e and/or b o y ;_;
 

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