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[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
I approve
 
[ - ]  TheAverageTimePonyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
ME TOO! :-)
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
#MeToo
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
These posts might be moving too fast for us tho
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
... naked.
 
[ - ]  James_MiIIerGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
I dance around in my underwear when my mom isn't home!!!
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
Omg old story is old please pleb.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 2Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
Omg old story is old please pleb.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 4Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
Jesus people, come up with some new shlt to bore me with aren't you people supposed to be ~creative~ and sh!t
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
Eh, not bad.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
Old, next plz
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 13 years, 8 months ago
OMG. This needs to go away. Old is Old.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 3Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
Never have I ever had male genitals aka a dick.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 3Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
Hey I have clone sweet
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
Because that is exactly what we need
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 4Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
You're just jealous, pedo.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
If I wanted a clone I would have made a cloneable account
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
Yes, that is exactly what you were thinking when you signed up.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
It was, actually, considering this is my third account.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
Anyway, annoying.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
We?
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
I also dance and sing like an idiot when I'm alone.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 6Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
I like having a clone, it's flattering.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
You are the clone dumba$s
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
Ha You're cute.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
I am thank you, clone.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
At least you're a nice clone.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
How did we let this happen to this site
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
It should have died with dignity
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 2Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
That was my mothers name. Ironically, she was a prostitute.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
No, clone. That's not her name and she is a nurse.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
You're the clone, my mother was an escort who went by the name of dignity, and get off my ass.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
She was a nurse and went to Hopkins University. You use to be a nice clone.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
Your the clone, my mother couldn't afford college which is why she slept with men for money. Get off my ass.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
You're not a very nice clone. I'm always happy and I like having a clone. Let's be friends?
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
I'm pretty sure it happened after all those inappropriate spam posts, and a lot of us got lives and moved on.
 
[ - ]  iPhone13Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
lol @ "getting lives" ......................... ;(
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
gee thanks dude
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
hahahah lives
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
Is it a normal thing for people to value animal lives over human lives? I've started to see a trend of people going, "I WOULD KILL BRUTALLY KILL 1357 PEOPLE THAN PAPERCUT ONE (insert 'cute' animal here.)" It's fricking stupid.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
In modern society, yes. bc we're backwards
 
[ - ]  IWYVGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
i was right there with you until you said the word fricking
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
Eyy not a clone for once
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
I'm getting sick of all these clones. Who are they that they think they can try to impersonate a commenter? Haven't those commenters worked hard enough to establish their reputation that they don't need someone with a second-rate clone account to try to tarnish their name?
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
That is what I think. I, that_pedo_in_the_bushes. Pedo. Eyy. That is something I say.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
I felt too lazy to get around the censors.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
"kill brutally kill"
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
emphasis on kill
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
and 1357
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
because it's all the odd numbers and thus the number people type when they try to make a number look random by skipping every other digit...
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
and brutally
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
which means "like Brutus the original back-stabber would do"
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
Et tu? Brutus est malus pueri
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
Fu<k you I don't speak Latin.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
If I had to translate that I'd say, "And you? Brutus is a bad door."
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
"brutus is a bad boy" door is "iuana" i think
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
and also kill
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
Hey hey a sad thing happened make it better thank you
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
Hey, Jude, don't. Make it bad, smoke some pot and LSD, remember to let in the sun then you can see the bugs under your skin.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
And well you know that it's a fool who stays in school and trades his cocaine for Coca Cola.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
nanananananana, Hey dude.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
pro cloning 10/10
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
you guys are helpful ty
 
[ - ]  NopeTheOtherOneGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
As long as the curtains are down, I walk around without pants. Get home from school, pants off. Wake up in the morning, pants never even came on. Get home from throwing trash out, pants off. I don't even care, pants come off.
 
[ - ]  IWYVGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
fapfapfapfapfap
 
[ - ]  NopeTheOtherOneGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
I have cats. I wouldn't do that in front of them.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
Pretty sure I saw this on Tumblr, like, last year.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
Helloooooo cloneeeeeee
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
Hello, clone.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
lol
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
You'd better be worthy of that name
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
They aren't.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
CLONE!
 
[ - ]  hpgrrILisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
NO WAY
 
[ - ]  hpgrrILisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
i messed up aw biscuits
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
It's ok clonie
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
There's nothing more satisfying than breaking into someone's office. :3
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
Sex
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
Rekt
 
[ - ]  NopeTheOtherOneGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
That's not true. I can think of fifty things that are more satisfying than that.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
Oi clone we should talk
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_rushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
wot
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
Hi who are you
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_rushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
Oh you know, just some guy.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
Hi, that_pedo_with_the_runs. How are you.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
No hang on do you realise what you guys have done
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
A threesome with myself is now a viable option guys holy shit
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 2Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
I have two clones, this is too much responsibility.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 13 years, 8 months ago
I know
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
Shut. Up. Clone.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 13 years, 8 months ago
You.Shut.Up. I was doing fine until you showed up.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
What are you talking about.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 13 years, 8 months ago
I was minding my own business and you came and cloned me.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
I am two weeks old. You are two days old. Eat a dick.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
I am two years old. Eat pussy.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
Literally two? Cuz that explains so much.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
Go. Suck. A. Big. Fat. C ock.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
Ew.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
I'm starting a club for commenters who suffer from clones. There'll be cookies and vodka. No clones allowed.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
Yay! Can I be the president?
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
Please read the last. F|ucking. Sentence.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
I did and unfortunately since you're a clone, you aren't invited. Why would you want to start a club that you can't be a member?
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
I don't like you. You are the clone.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
You're the clone. Go away.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
i have like three it's kinda sad
 
[ - ]  perdixGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
You mean you masturbate as much in a full house as in an empty one? It's just good manners to spank the monkey when no one's around. I guess chivalry is dead :(
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
Nah, OP is a eunuch.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
Rekt
 
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[ - ]  MobilethebandGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 8 months ago
This post doesn't suck.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago
Comment's not working on the last post so I'm trying here?
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago
That one worked but it won't let me make another one
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago
Are there sekrit banned words like c u t e and/or b o y ;_;
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
Neat we killed the last post
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
i for one am Shocked
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
I'm glad I could give you this news and bring it to your attention before anyone else noticed :),
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
why aren't picture comments a thing here
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
Because if they were this entire site would be gifs of random tv show characters saying things out of context
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
.......and?
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
and yikes
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
yikes @ ur face
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 2 weeks ago
anyway how have u 2 been
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 2 weeks ago
pretty tops, i work in a pub bistro now so that's a fun development I guess. what about you tho
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 1 week ago
that's awesome, what's the environment like where you work, do you like it there?
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 1 week ago
It's pretty great tbh, chilled out 70% of the time but because I'm still new when it gets hectic I get a bit spooked but I can see myself getting better so heck yeah. Beats working at maccas anyway lmao
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 07 months ago
sweet, how long have you been there? i know you were probably at mcdonalds for a while. is calling mcdonalds maccas a joke or do australians really do that?
 
lmao we actually call it that because australia is ridiculous apparently. it's "maccas" in advertisements and everything. anyway maccas for 5 years, pub for like 5 weeks now so that's cool. what kind of jobs have you been looking at?
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 07 months ago
okay but that's cool and australians are weird and i look at a lot of jobs but only online so no one wants me so i'm very poor forever
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 2 weeks ago
working & adulting & gross things but also skating and pretending i am still a Child, how are you friendo
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 1 week ago
cool cool good to hear it
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 1 week ago
typer is kill
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 1 week ago
jerm am ghost
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 1 week ago
Without a ghost account do you even mlia
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 1 week ago
the site itself is basically one giant ghost account why even bother tbh
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 1 week ago
Fuckin lol true. I wonder if anyone else is gonna revisit tho
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 1 week ago
we need an mlia batsignal tbh
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 1 week ago
aw hey guys. what do you do? i am still a Child because i cannot find a job because i suck
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 1 week ago
I just work in retail which is not the dream but I've been learning like office stuff lately which is pretty neat, are you doing studying things or?
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 07 months ago
dude that's nice, what kind of office stuff have you been learning? i don't even understand simple things like excel 'cause i suck
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 07 months ago
god i have no idea how to run excel, I've been handling packing and mailing online orders n shit & organising store transfers and dealing with faulty stock n stuff so basically just Fancy Mail
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 07 months ago
ok but like i totally would learn how if i had to you know??? i just don't, like, want to
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 07 months ago
lmao same, dad was like "u can use it to track your budgeting" and honestly what fucking level does he think i'm on
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 3 weeks ago
nice, i've recently applied to a lot of those types of jobs and two actually got back to me ._. so maybe i'll be doing that soon. your dad sucks and parents suck. do you live with your parents?
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 07 months ago
anyway it's 2017 why am i listening to the offspring
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 07 months ago
oky it's cool you guys have lives but i'ts noon and i'm unemployed so i am a daydrinker waddup
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 4 weeks ago
"you guys have lives" oh friend, buddy, pal, mate, homie, no
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 3 weeks ago
i mean speak for yourself
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 3 weeks ago
no need to show off m8
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 3 weeks ago
:)
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 3 weeks ago
ok you guys are cool but what if i don't remember this post when i wake up, like am i currently "blacked out" right now or am i still a few drinks from that? who even knows that anymore? i'm discovering a lot of things about myself and i'm using mlia to do that and that's uncool typer stop
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 3 weeks ago
update: i tried to poor myself more vodka but instead i just pored my pre-pored vodka onto myself so the verdict is i am mentally handicaped and i need a service dog actually send me a dog i wnat a dog
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 3 weeks ago
instead of a dog can i send you like multiple glasses of water
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
I figured this fucker would die and stay dead what a twist
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
at this point i'm convinced it'll never die
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
I'm almost convinced we'll never leave tbh like we belong to the site now
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
nope i entirely blame pedz for me being here
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
oh look how sorry i am
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
gonna fight u
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
Pedz you monster how could u subject jerm to this
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
yeah fuck you pedz
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
you're both terrible also yikes @ "jerm"
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
what a comeback right, clearly everyone is Thrilled
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
So pumped let's get wrecked son
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
oi cunt lets get fucking wrekt
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
straya cunt
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
insert fully sick southern cross tat here #strayaaaa
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
why didn't you just emoji that? :)
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
listen here u lil bitch,,,
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
we're doin the thing where we talk on three different platforms at the same time why are we like this
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
idk but i'm gonna assume it's your fault
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
alternatively fuck you
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
Is Australian a different language or something
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
eshays
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
get your nsw bullshit out of here
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
shouldn't you be saying nothing? because there's literally nothing in wa and nothing ever happens ever
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
you can't even take shots at me, state of fucking origin
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
well clearly that's terrible but at least it's a Thing that Happens
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
would rather continue living in actual purgatory ty
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
sorry what didn't quite catch that comment, you're too far away from literally anything
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
totally forgot to respond to this, was distracted by just how fucking boring nsw is
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
Oh I just kinda figured it took so long because you're literally living in the past
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
lol enjoy dying first when the apocalypse comes
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
Lmfao I absolutely will enjoy that thanks
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
funeral plans will finally come to fruition
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
about fuckin time, better be rad
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 06 months ago
where did you come from?
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 06 months ago
where did you go?
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 06 months ago
where did you come from?
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 06 months ago
..........cotton-eye joe?
 
perfect
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
anyway clouds what's happening in your life we've all shared
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
I can buy alcohol legally now idk my life isn't that exciting also I may be applying to work in a Mexican restaurant soon
 
[ - ]  _YouGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
MEXICOOo000000
 
[ - ]  _YouGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
look cloudsinthesky...i didn't comment this after 6 years just to be ignored.................
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
Hola mi hermana
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
Env�ame burritos gratis por favor
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 1 week ago
i went to the trouble of doing the accent mlia u lil shit
 
[ - ]  Lemon_LimeGood: 0Bad: 06 months ago
Hey guys I used to come on here a lot but I forgot my username and password and had to make a new account. How've y'all been?
 
were we friends
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 06 months ago
who u
 
lol @ the grammar evolution also
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 06 months ago
hey friend, what's up! also what jerm and pedz said
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 06 months ago
well that was a thrilling reunion
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 06 months ago
thanks also you too
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 4 weeks ago
well i mean i had fun
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 4 weeks ago
Anyway which one of you tried to use my name to buy drugs on reddit 2 years ago
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 4 weeks ago
...I'm gonna take a wild stab in the dark and say it was pedz
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 3 weeks ago
And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids
 
[ - ]  AGloriousDawnGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 3 weeks ago
Holy fuck people actually still comment on this. Four days ago? Are you fucking kidding me pedz? Are you all crazy?
 
[ - ]  AGloriousDawnGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 3 weeks ago
If you're all really connected to other people who comment on this site still, why do you stick to this dead shell of a website? Why don't you connect in other ways and talk through there? My only possible speculation is that you're all so socially anxious that you can't even share non-personal information with people you've talked to for years. I understand anxiety on a personal level so I can't fault you for it, but I have to say that the level it requires to not talk outside of MLIA is foreign to me. I don't want to judge, but I get how it's clearly judgmental of me. How can i help u all?
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 3 weeks ago
lmao bruh i've got all of these people on facebook and jerm and i visited melbourne together last year. I'm pretty much here for the nostalgia and desolate-website aesthetic
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 3 weeks ago
hey friend,,,, chill the fuck out
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 3 weeks ago
upon reflection this sounds way angrier than intended, maybe i am the one who needs to chill the fuck out
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 3 weeks ago
yeah wow settle down
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 3 weeks ago
excuse me bitch who the fuck do you think you're talking to
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 3 weeks ago
wow fucking fight me cunt see what happens I'll fucking destroy you
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 3 weeks ago
laughed
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 3 weeks ago
You could not be a judgmental shrew for starters
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 3 weeks ago
hi agloriousdawn congrats on being one of the 5 people lame enough to still be here in 2017
 
what the hell i thought this died!!!!!!!
 
it kinda did tbh
 
its a Monster
 
[ - ]  JackFreakingSparrrowGood: 0Bad: 05 months ago
go 2 bed
 
ummm you're not my mum
 
[ - ]  JackFreakingSparrrowGood: 0Bad: 05 months ago
son pls let's not fight < 3
 
frick you
 
so did y'all keep in touch also then
 
[ - ]  JackFreakingSparrrowGood: 0Bad: 05 months ago
ya unfortunately :-//
 
sadly yes!!
 
shut up wtf
 
hey kalina
 
[ - ]  JackFreakingSparrrowGood: 0Bad: 05 months ago
i dont know her
 
enough with the goddamn g*y memes!!!!
 
[ - ]  JackFreakingSparrrowGood: 0Bad: 05 months ago
dont start this ! angry react
 
d*mn g*y
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 05 months ago
How come the first five posts are inaccessible but all the other ones magically are? Is this site being resurrected? Last time I was on here, the entire site was gone. I don't know why I decided to check again. I guess I just miss you all that much.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 05 months ago
Also, why are other people actually on today? And a jump from 3 years to 2 weeks. Have I missed something? Are some commenters still in contact with other commenters?
 
its cause they were on the more recent posts & then they died so they had to come back here
 
[ - ]  JackFreakingSparrrowGood: 0Bad: 05 months ago
i was pressured into coming back here today : (
 
umm by who??
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 05 months ago
Whoever told you must have sent me telepathic methods to check this site today because this is one hell of a coincidence.
 
it was me >:)
 
We've worked our way down the front page killing posts v slowly for a few years now. Nothing exciting has happened tho. And yeah some of us are pals, except jerm who is awful
 
Also, gee whiz never thought you'd be one to come visit it's been fuckin forever
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 05 months ago
Indeed it has. I've been thinking about this place a lot lately. I miss the days when this site was always active, and now it's become a graveyard. I can't see it ever returning to its former glory, but it's a nostalgia trip.
 
I remember when refreshing enough to keep up was hard because my iPod touch first gen wasn't fast enough to handle it, gee whiz
 
gee whiz i need to stop saying gee whiz
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 05 months ago
fucking excuse you
 
ily
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 05 months ago
nope fuxk off
 
<333333
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 05 months ago
listen here u lil bitch,,,,
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 05 months ago
aw hi
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 05 months ago
Hi! <3
 
[ - ]  ShutTheFuckUpGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 2 weeks ago
I haven't tried to get on here in so long I have no idea what the password to my nom nom kira account is and obvs I can't get a reset email...
 
[ - ]  ShutTheFuckUpGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 2 weeks ago
BUT HOLY CRAP HI EVERYONE
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 2 weeks ago
Funny enough I just got 25 password reset emails...i feel this is a passive aggressive response to my comment
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 2 weeks ago
oh shit sup dude
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 2 weeks ago
Oh you know, just stumbling through my wreck of an adulthood, happened to decide to check if this site ever came back up cause internet is my only outlet currently
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 2 weeks ago
Are you me
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 04 months, 1 week ago
Good to know I'm not alone
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
so is this gonna stay on 260 forever?i guess there's nothing to do about it but i'm just nostalgic for when we'd even play forum games when the posts were slow for even a couple hours. also i'm drunk bc when i'm drunk i'm not allowed to not announce that i'm drunk bc i'm lonely oh god this commment is going nowhere bye frendsi
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
hah good one, me
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
How much do you drink like for real
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
enough to not remember that i said that! jesus christ
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
What the fuck there were people here
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
And I MISSED it
 
lmao unlucky pal
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
goddddddddddddddddddddd why do i still have so few outlets that i still come back here
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
also hi
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
i ask myself this all the damn time
 
[ - ]  IWYV_is_a_blobfishGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Hello
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
gee whiz how do people keep finding this post and not giving up after the first 5 broken ones
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Goodbye
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
honestly i still miss mlia. like. my place in it wasn't even good. i was just a weird attention whore who said weird things and acted weirdly and was kind of mean to people i had a strange personal vendetta against. but it was still a place??? on the internet??? and i miss that it existed and that other people got what they got out of it and i don't get why places like the place that used to be this can't still exist. everything just moves on and the internet moves on and people who are suited for different types of places are great but i can't do forums or chatrooms or reddits or anything, this was the only thing that made sense to me
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 1 week ago
i honestly feel you, i used to spend so much time here and i wasn't even here in it's heyday so the nostalgia must be through the roof for you
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 1 week ago
Aw hey I think it's cute you even found us so late and you've been here longer than the heyday even lasted now
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 1 week ago
aww thanks :)
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago
Me too. I've gone other places but nothing is remotely like this. I will never be as cool anywhere else as I was on this site.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 1 week ago
holy fuck. holy fucking shit. i actually can't believe this right now. it's alive again. ngl this is lowkey overwhelming for me almost. at the risk of sounding overdramatic, i need a bit to gather my thoughts because i really am having trouble processing this (which i know is a bit stupid but still)
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 1 week ago
but i missed you guys! it's so weird actually seeing the comment page again. tbh when the place went down i checked it frequently since it always would go down for a few days, but then after a few weeks i checked it less frequently, and then even less frequently, and after a few months i gave up on checking. god, it feels like it's been years but i guess according to my comment history it's only been a year and three months? which lines up with what my last few comments were about. i'm probably gonna spend all of tonight just going through my old comments. it's 12 am rn but this is what i'm doing now. how've you all been?!
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 1 week ago
ok update: going through my old comments was a horrible idea and i now want to die what the fuck younger me
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 1 week ago
lmao legit me how are you tho
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 1 week ago
i'm alright thanks! i just entered grade 11, which is kind of weird to think about since i legit joined this website when i was 12. school's at that point where like it's actually kind of hard now which sucks, but aside from that life's pretty good. i got that job i was talking about right before the website shut down for like a year, the camp counsellor one. it ended up being really awesome and i met a bunch of people who are now really close friends. i applied there again last summer and got the job again, which was cool although admittedly it was less fun the second time around. socially and just mentally i'm in a much better place than i was a year and a half ago, so i can't really complain. y'all helped me through a rough time of my life (well ok it wasn't really too rough but when you're 13 everything's rough) so i gotta say thanks for that. i didn't realize how much i missed this place tho until now. and by this place i don't actually mean the website because the website's a shithole but i mean you guys :) especially since i don't actually have any other connections to you guys (FB, insta, linkedin, whateverthefuck)
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 1 week ago
christ you're making me feel old
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 1 week ago
does the pain of aging get worse when you get older because if it does yippee i'm so excited
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 1 week ago
i mean yeah but also would 10000% rather be old than 16 again lol
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 1 week ago
I had absolutely no idea how old you were but I always figured "not still in school" this probably shouldn't be such a surprise. rad things tho! I feel like you got here at the end of my favourite mlia era when it was still alive but most of the 2cool4u squad was gone. kinda spooky how much I actually forget about everyone here
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 1 week ago
omg yeah i remember when i started i made such an effort to appear older than i actually was because y'all were like 17+ and i wanted to fit in (i probably typed better then than i do now tbh). i remember once you needed advice for your final and i wrote a whole thing about violence in books vs movies and you said it was really helpful and tbh my 13-14 year old self was super happy someone older than my thought my advice was valuable. yeah when i joined, people were like, super sassy but i didn't really get too much of a sense of "i'm too cool for you" just a bunch of sass lmao. i remember i joined right when the website didn't update for a solid 3 months (i think that was the time?) and people were like "this is the end of mlia" but then posts started coming through for a while and things were kind of normal and then eventually they stopped just 100%
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 1 week ago
Man idk it's just so weird that you're literally us but like 5 years ago I can't even remember being young
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 1 week ago
Omg right I can't even remember being 13
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 1 week ago
yeah basically i'm the canadian version of you guys 5 years ago lmk if it ends up well
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 1 week ago
See I told you we belong to the site now
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 1 week ago
it's a pit that you can never *really* escape from
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 1 week ago
"Don't forget you're here forever"
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago
I went through this, like, last month. I'm amazed people still come on here.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 1 week ago
i just drunk drove. it was a bad decision. i endangered lives. i did the wrong thing and my last renaming friends i had are very upset with me.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 1 week ago
but while i know they're in the right, i also hate them with all my being; just for the record
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 1 week ago
so in future we will decide to not do that?
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 1 week ago
i second this also jerm ur sometimes clever
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 1 week ago
i mean occasionally my brain has thoughts
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 1 week ago
I think you have a problem
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 1 week ago
typer pls be careful we all care for you
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago
ok but i did it again and now my life is basically ruined for like a year i didn't hurt anyone or anything but there is an Ordeal happening and now i know not to i guess or the Police Will Catch You haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah man life sucks huh anyway how are you guys
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago
well you didn't kill anyone so what are you complaining about
 
^
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 4 weeks ago
Only a year? Damn.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago
...since what, jeez
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 4 weeks ago
I'm looking through my comment history for shits and giggles and saw a comment from pedz that said "What happens when this post fills up? Will we all just shuffle back through the posts, filling every single one of them up over the course of our lifetimes? Like imagine if this site never fully died, but just never got any new posts." And that is basically how this site ended. Not fully dead, but no new posts. Pedz predicted the end 3 years and 8 months ago.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 4 weeks ago
I'm just glad my genius is finally being appreciated
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago
dude this is amazing
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 4 weeks ago
god don't encourage him
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago
HAH
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago
wait i already regret all 3 comments i made, i'm used to less permanent forums, pls forgive, also help, literally send hlep, i need a lot of help, help me
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago
Literally all you've gotta do is stop drinking tbh
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago
^
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago
we're so supportive
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago
i'd like to take this opportunity to be the drunk one on mlia, thx it's been an honour i will not be driving
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago
savage
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago
:)
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago
i love you and i love paramore even in the past
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
wait it just hit me that your username is a paramour reference
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
paramore*
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
an Old paramore reference lol i need to get with the times
 
[ - ]  HaylsZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
this is better
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
this is weird
 
[ - ]  HaylsZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
you're weird
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
ok but consider this: fuck you
 
[ - ]  HaylsZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
conversely, consider that: no
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
similarly, imagine a world in which the truth of the matter is that which the statement succeeding the colon appearing in this comment insists: ye
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
continuing from that, explore the idea that that which follows the two vertically stacked dots - known colloquially as a colon, not to be confused with the large intestine - contain only fundamental truth and thus: h8 u
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
disregarding this clear attempt at subverting attention from stark realities via exploration of frankly incongruous ideology (nonetheless disproven multiple times in ventures not dissimilar to the current exchange), one may find that the truth in actuality consists of and is defined by the relatively simple statement following the aforementioned large intestine disambiguation: u love me
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
i would offer a suggestion that the opponent ceases the implication of subversion and accepts the notion that there can only be one instance of truth regardless of personal belief and a desire to be correct; and that instance of truth only exists in this moment following this large intenstine: noep
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
To counter, I recommend a course of introspection, through which the opponent will certainly find that the current-held belief described in her latest, regretfully inarticulate scribing to be undeniably false, hinging on a deep seated compulsion to insist upon the opposite of any assertion your opponent (specifically myself) makes, henceforth resulting in the following conclusion: yea
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
In an attempt to bring conclusion to this seemingly pointless debate and round out the argument I leave you with one polite farewell: get fucked m8
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
In a transparent effort to get the final word I speak thusly: lmao pussy
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
after a brief interlude i feel i should return to add: wow u sexist fuck
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
cease and desist lest I consult the local constabulary
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
goodness no not the constabulary! im entirely innocent officer i swear it something something swoon
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
this got western real quick
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
i mean i'm honestly not that surprised
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
yeehaw
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
yeehonk
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
proof that you're awful https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/23415863_1711809552185646_1740352983_n.jpg?oh=9b1637ec04d6f5a0c6155109904f8fc2&oe=5A05A3DD
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
you deserve it tbh
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
i deserve friends who aren't terrible
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
good thing you got me then
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 1 week ago
questionable
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
tbh i completely remember why i chose this username and it 19s super underwhelming, when people asked on here i would say 1Cyeah it 19s just an inside joke between me and my friends 1D but a. that was a lie, there was no inside joke and b. my friends wouldn 19t even know about my account here so no one would get the inside joke even if it existed in the first place? i 19m pretty sure it just sounded cool to my 12-year old self
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
what the fuck why did my punctuation marks turn into numbers
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
Formatting magic take it up with mek I guess idk
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
i mean he deleted his twitter so idk how to get to him
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
uh https://twitter.com/mekctra
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
i can't believe he has mlia in his bio
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
fucking lol I know right what a nerd
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 1 week ago
oh what the fuck i lost him
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 1 week ago
his twitter is super political ew
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
did you copy paste this? I think mlia doesn't recognise apostrophes used anywhere else as apostrophes so uses weird code instead
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
nah i just typed it out on my phone, that 19s so weird 18 19 19 19 19 18
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 1 week ago
wait what was the real reason
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
People are great sometimes. I got $100 and a free cookie what a day
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
they're also fucking horrible most of the time and give me constant stress but i like your positivity
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 1 week ago
Yeah people suck most of the time
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
how did you make 100$ and please share your methods thank you
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 2 weeks ago
okay but never disregard the importance of cookies ever again
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 1 week ago
but with 100$ you can buy way more than one cookie
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 1 week ago
I don't even know dude someone I know was like "oh here you go don't spend it all in one place lol"
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 1 week ago
what the actual fuck my friends just make fun of me for being broke
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 1 week ago
insert rainbow emoji here
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 1 week ago
https://www.facebook.com/getkrackinshow/videos/1921428604790710/
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 1 week ago
i honestly hate you
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 1 week ago
<3 #lovewins
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 1 week ago
>:( </3
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 02 months ago
helppppPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 months ago
this is probs the last place you should be looking for it
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 02 months ago
nah still drunk help me
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 months ago
okay seriously friend you have a drinking problem and need to get geuine irl help instead of confessing this stuff to shitty internet strangers on the opposite side of the world
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 2 weeks ago
Seconded ^^
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 01 month, 3 weeks ago
Hey, remember to drink plenty of water
 
ayy it's my turn to be drunk hello friends I am feeling Weird what's doin
 
[ - ]  IWYV_is_a_blobfishGood: 0Bad: 02 months ago
tbh i still lurk here and read all of your comments just so you know okay bye
 
<3
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 01 month, 3 weeks ago
Can you check out my dating profile video? Trust me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT4li0KltTg
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 2 weeks ago
how's life going
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 01 month, 3 weeks ago
I play my music louder when I'm home alone too. This is a pretty relatable post! Haha
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 3 weeks ago
lmao who the fuck
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 3 weeks ago
Oh Jesus fuck
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 01 month, 3 weeks ago
Who are you?
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 2 weeks ago
Who the fuck are you
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 01 month, 2 weeks ago
I'm MAGA2020
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 2 weeks ago
oh no this is all wrong
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 2 weeks ago
Wow thanks that was so beyond helpful
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 3 weeks ago
here we go
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 01 month, 2 weeks ago
Here we go with what?
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 2 weeks ago
nothing interesting
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 01 month, 2 weeks ago
Okay.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 2 weeks ago
Goddamn it
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 01 month, 2 weeks ago
You all seem to be upset at me coming here but I don't understand why
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 2 weeks ago
Because someone new showed up and tried to solicit us with a dating profile
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 01 month, 2 weeks ago
I'm sorry about that. I didn't know the etiquette of posting. I won't link to any of my videos from now on.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 2 weeks ago
How did you even find this site
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 01 month, 2 weeks ago
My cousin showed me
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 01 month, 2 weeks ago
How come none of the posts before this work? It says they have a lot of comments but this is the first one that loaded for me.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 2 weeks ago
We broke the site with too many comments basically
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 2 weeks ago
hello new racist friend!
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 01 month, 2 weeks ago
I don't understand why you called me that.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 2 weeks ago
:(
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 2 weeks ago
sorry that was presumptuous hello new racist stranger
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 2 weeks ago
holy shit
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 01 month, 2 weeks ago
That was a clever response but I still don't get it.
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 2 weeks ago
why 2020? what are you waiting for
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
The apocalypse obv
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
2020 is my vision
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 2 weeks ago
Oh my god
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
huh, goods and bads don't work anymore
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
i for one am Shocked
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
Someone should contact the webmaster
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
lol good fucking luck
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
He's abandoned us
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
"hey ya can you fix the goods and bads? dw about how we've been stuck on the same post for 3 years"
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
It never hurts to try
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
If you're volunteering, go right ahead
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
wait yes they do just not for me apparently?
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
nah i gooded typer and it vanished too
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
okay yup my comment had 2 goods and they're gone now how weird
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
we should file an official complaint I'm sure mek will do something
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
everyone phone your senators
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 01 month ago
My senators suck
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
You guys remember like 2 years ago when mek said he would try and start pushing posts again and keeping up with the website? That lasted literally like 2 months and then the site started breaking
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
didn't he push literally one post
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
Maybe like two posts tops
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
so did i not have self-awareness when i was 14 or was that just the way the internet was back then
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
...are you more self-aware now?
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
That's interesting to think about, I'm gonna get introspective real quick. I'd say sure I'm just as bad now, but for me the difference is how acceptable I thought I was at the time and how personally offended I got when people didn't agree. Everything I did was a show, and it was a /bad/ show. Now I am a drunken lunatic but I'm not trying to impress anyone with it? I still don't know how to person tho
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/268/
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 1 week ago
haha nice bro :)
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 month ago
Still funny
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 month ago
The fact that you know about this makes me think you're just a regular in disguise
 
can't help but think they're just pulling this shit to make us guess who they are but I just... cannot care. i am unable to
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 01 month ago
I'm just here to comment. I'm not anyone else.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 month ago
They could have gone through our saved stuff
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 month ago
But having said that, someone new actually finding their way onto this god forsaken website in 2017 is pretty low
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 01 month ago
I honestly am not.
 
[ - ]  Admiral_SarcasmGood: 0Bad: 01 month ago
I definitely forgot this place existed. Wow. I can't believe this website is still a thing. Well, to anyone who wondered... I am still alive, still spend a little too much time on the internet, and am a graduate student with way too much responsibility. Feelsweirdman. Hope everyone else is okay!
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 01 month ago
Nice to meet you
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 month ago
Hey! I was wondering how you've been doing actually, you left rather abruptly last time. Good to see you
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 month ago
Dude hi
 
oh hey
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 month ago
Omg hey how's it going
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 month ago
not gonna dwell too hard abt how much happier my brain is on alcohol than it is sober @typer i get u but also i wish you were doin okay/better
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 01 month ago
How do you feel about Edward Snowden?
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 04 weeks, 1 day ago
merry crisis
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 6 days ago
year etc
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 4 days ago
It's 2018 and we're still on this website
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 4 days ago
To be fair, that's only like a month for me.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 4 days ago
Is it? Is it really
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 2 days ago
Yup
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 2 days ago
but it's only been like 6 days what kind of time are you even on
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 1 day ago
I meant "still on this website" just encompasses one month for me.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks ago
my comments are magic you have to be drunk to think they're good enough to write
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 01 week, 2 days ago
Happy Martin Luther King Jr Day.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 week, 2 days ago
is this mlia now... we just come back and unenthusiastically mention holidays
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 01 week, 1 day ago
It should be noted that I've "gooded" every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know. That said. In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area. An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test. My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it. I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan). I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is. Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories. I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it. I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 01 week, 1 day ago
I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them. I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things. I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone. I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 01 week, 1 day ago
The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them. I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome. That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that). I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments). And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator. All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 week, 1 day ago
fucking shut up man
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 week ago
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I 19ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I 19ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I 19m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You 19re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that 19s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little 1Cclever 1D comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn 19t, and now you 19re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You 19re fucking dead, kiddo.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 week ago
God damn it
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 week, 1 day ago
Oh man, it took me a while to find the https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/5ngj52/darqqwolf_copy_pasta/ because of the edits at the beginning. I don't really know what you're trying to accomplish but I'm sure you think you're hilarious and that's all that really matters
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 01 week ago
I'm not trying to accomplish anything.
 
anyway,
 
how about them Current Events
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 06 days, 21 hours ago
Ah Yes, The Thing
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 06 days, 20 hours ago
Those poor Hawaiians
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 06 days, 19 hours ago
God this is so weird I mean it's an objectively awful thing and I absolutely agree that it must have been frightening as fuck and it's stressful that we even live in a world where it's a possibility but because you brought it up I instantly am unable to give a shit any more
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 06 days, 16 hours ago
Chill
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 06 days, 17 hours ago
you guys didn't tell me it was martin luther king day and i tried to go to school
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 06 days, 11 hours ago
that day,,, has no bearing in my country
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 05 days, 14 hours ago
are you kidding did you miss the parades
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 05 days, 12 hours ago
wtf wa is rigged
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 05 days, 6 hours ago
Told you it's a garbage state
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 05 days, 3 hours ago
I will kick your ass buddy
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 04 days, 21 hours ago
you can try
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 04 days, 19 hours ago
(�7'00-'01)�7
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 04 days, 19 hours ago
changed my mind i'm gonna kick mlia's ass
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 04 days, 14 hours ago
i got drunk for no reason, i drank the entire bottle of wine, and now, nothing. there's nothing for me. nothing exists. i have no friends, no companions. it is time to stop doing this.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 04 days, 12 hours ago
i mean I'm not sure if drunken revelations are progress or not but like yeah you do need to stop doin that
 
[ - ]  Felix___Good: 0Bad: 03 days, 14 hours ago
I have no clue why but this website popped into my head the other day and I somehow remembered my old password and wow. I spent so many nights as a kid here in the comment section. Great times
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 days, 13 hours ago
It's so weird when old people come back 'cos I absolutely recognise and remember you but I have no idea if we were pals
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 days, 11 hours ago
same also
 
[ - ]  Felix___Good: 0Bad: 03 days, 2 hours ago
Its been so long, it's just awesome to see familiar names. How have you guys been/what brought you back
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 days, 13 hours ago
the transition into adulthood has been nothing but horrifying and traumatic, you? also you can entirely blame pedz for me being here
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 days, 9 hours ago
get fucked
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 days, 9 hours ago
:)
 
[ - ]  Felix___Good: 0Bad: 02 days, 5 hours ago
Being an adult sucks. I wish I could be 14 again. I hate bills.
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 day, 13 hours ago
God same, if i think too hard about how much my car is costing me it makes me wanna die even more
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 03 days, 3 hours ago
welcome home
 
[ - ]  Felix___Good: 0Bad: 03 days, 2 hours ago
Typer! We used to be friends!
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 02 days, 15 hours ago
hello friend sorry i was terrible years ago and sorry i'm still terrible now how are you
 
[ - ]  Felix___Good: 0Bad: 02 days, 5 hours ago
No way you were one of the good ones. And I 19m pretty good how have you been
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 02 days, 17 hours ago
Welcome back to hell
 
[ - ]  Felix___Good: 0Bad: 02 days, 5 hours ago
feelsgoodman
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 02 days, 15 hours ago
update on my life: no
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 02 days, 15 hours ago
:(
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 02 days, 14 hours ago
The comments on this post are pretty telling tbh
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 02 days, 9 hours ago
The US Government is now shut down.
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 days, 9 hours ago
praise jesus
 
[ - ]  MAGA2020Good: 0Bad: 01 day, 21 hours ago
There isn't really an upside to it.
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 day, 15 hours ago
sense of humour thy name is not maga
 

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