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[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I approve
 
[ - ]  TheAverageTimePonyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
ME TOO! :-)
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
These posts might be moving too fast for us tho
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
... naked.
 
[ - ]  James_MiIIerGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I dance around in my underwear when my mom isn't home!!!
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Omg old story is old please pleb.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 2Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Omg old story is old please pleb.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 4Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Jesus people, come up with some new shlt to bore me with aren't you people supposed to be ~creative~ and sh!t
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Eh, not bad.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Old, next plz
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 13 years, 1 month ago
OMG. This needs to go away. Old is Old.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 3Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Never have I ever had male genitals aka a dick.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 3Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Hey I have clone sweet
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Because that is exactly what we need
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 4Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
You're just jealous, pedo.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
If I wanted a clone I would have made a cloneable account
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Yes, that is exactly what you were thinking when you signed up.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
It was, actually, considering this is my third account.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Anyway, annoying.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
We?
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I also dance and sing like an idiot when I'm alone.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 6Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I like having a clone, it's flattering.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
You are the clone dumba$s
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Ha You're cute.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I am thank you, clone.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
At least you're a nice clone.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
How did we let this happen to this site
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
It should have died with dignity
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 2Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
That was my mothers name. Ironically, she was a prostitute.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
No, clone. That's not her name and she is a nurse.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
You're the clone, my mother was an escort who went by the name of dignity, and get off my ass.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
She was a nurse and went to Hopkins University. You use to be a nice clone.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Your the clone, my mother couldn't afford college which is why she slept with men for money. Get off my ass.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
You're not a very nice clone. I'm always happy and I like having a clone. Let's be friends?
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I'm pretty sure it happened after all those inappropriate spam posts, and a lot of us got lives and moved on.
 
[ - ]  iPhone13Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
lol @ "getting lives" ......................... ;(
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
gee thanks dude
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
hahahah lives
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Is it a normal thing for people to value animal lives over human lives? I've started to see a trend of people going, "I WOULD KILL BRUTALLY KILL 1357 PEOPLE THAN PAPERCUT ONE (insert 'cute' animal here.)" It's fricking stupid.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
In modern society, yes. bc we're backwards
 
[ - ]  IWYVGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
i was right there with you until you said the word fricking
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Eyy not a clone for once
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I'm getting sick of all these clones. Who are they that they think they can try to impersonate a commenter? Haven't those commenters worked hard enough to establish their reputation that they don't need someone with a second-rate clone account to try to tarnish their name?
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
That is what I think. I, that_pedo_in_the_bushes. Pedo. Eyy. That is something I say.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I felt too lazy to get around the censors.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
"kill brutally kill"
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
emphasis on kill
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
and 1357
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
because it's all the odd numbers and thus the number people type when they try to make a number look random by skipping every other digit...
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
and brutally
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
which means "like Brutus the original back-stabber would do"
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Et tu? Brutus est malus pueri
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Fu<k you I don't speak Latin.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
If I had to translate that I'd say, "And you? Brutus is a bad door."
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
"brutus is a bad boy" door is "iuana" i think
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
and also kill
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Hey hey a sad thing happened make it better thank you
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Hey, Jude, don't. Make it bad, smoke some pot and LSD, remember to let in the sun then you can see the bugs under your skin.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
And well you know that it's a fool who stays in school and trades his cocaine for Coca Cola.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
nanananananana, Hey dude.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
pro cloning 10/10
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
you guys are helpful ty
 
[ - ]  NopeTheOtherOneGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
As long as the curtains are down, I walk around without pants. Get home from school, pants off. Wake up in the morning, pants never even came on. Get home from throwing trash out, pants off. I don't even care, pants come off.
 
[ - ]  IWYVGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
fapfapfapfapfap
 
[ - ]  NopeTheOtherOneGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I have cats. I wouldn't do that in front of them.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Pretty sure I saw this on Tumblr, like, last year.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Helloooooo cloneeeeeee
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 13 years, 1 month ago
Hello, clone.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
lol
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
You'd better be worthy of that name
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
They aren't.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
CLONE!
 
[ - ]  hpgrrILisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
NO WAY
 
[ - ]  hpgrrILisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
i messed up aw biscuits
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
It's ok clonie
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
There's nothing more satisfying than breaking into someone's office. :3
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Sex
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Rekt
 
[ - ]  NopeTheOtherOneGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
That's not true. I can think of fifty things that are more satisfying than that.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Oi clone we should talk
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_rushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
wot
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Hi who are you
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_rushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Oh you know, just some guy.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Hi, that_pedo_with_the_runs. How are you.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
No hang on do you realise what you guys have done
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
A threesome with myself is now a viable option guys holy shit
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 2Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I have two clones, this is too much responsibility.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 13 years, 1 month ago
I know
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Shut. Up. Clone.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 13 years, 1 month ago
You.Shut.Up. I was doing fine until you showed up.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
What are you talking about.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 13 years, 1 month ago
I was minding my own business and you came and cloned me.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I am two weeks old. You are two days old. Eat a dick.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I am two years old. Eat pussy.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Literally two? Cuz that explains so much.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Go. Suck. A. Big. Fat. C ock.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Ew.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I'm starting a club for commenters who suffer from clones. There'll be cookies and vodka. No clones allowed.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Yay! Can I be the president?
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Please read the last. F|ucking. Sentence.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I did and unfortunately since you're a clone, you aren't invited. Why would you want to start a club that you can't be a member?
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I don't like you. You are the clone.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
You're the clone. Go away.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
i have like three it's kinda sad
 
[ - ]  perdixGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
You mean you masturbate as much in a full house as in an empty one? It's just good manners to spank the monkey when no one's around. I guess chivalry is dead :(
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushe5Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Nah, OP is a eunuch.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Rekt
 
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[ - ]  MobilethebandGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
This post doesn't suck.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 3 weeks ago
Comment's not working on the last post so I'm trying here?
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 3 weeks ago
That one worked but it won't let me make another one
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 3 weeks ago
Are there sekrit banned words like c u t e and/or b o y ;_;
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 weeks, 1 day ago
Neat we killed the last post
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 weeks, 1 day ago
i for one am Shocked
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 weeks, 1 day ago
I'm glad I could give you this news and bring it to your attention before anyone else noticed :),
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 weeks, 1 day ago
why aren't picture comments a thing here
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 weeks, 1 day ago
Because if they were this entire site would be gifs of random tv show characters saying things out of context
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 weeks, 1 day ago
.......and?
 
and yikes
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 weeks ago
yikes @ ur face
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 3 days ago
anyway how have u 2 been
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 2 days ago
pretty tops, i work in a pub bistro now so that's a fun development I guess. what about you tho
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 week, 4 days ago
that's awesome, what's the environment like where you work, do you like it there?
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 week, 4 days ago
It's pretty great tbh, chilled out 70% of the time but because I'm still new when it gets hectic I get a bit spooked but I can see myself getting better so heck yeah. Beats working at maccas anyway lmao
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 week ago
sweet, how long have you been there? i know you were probably at mcdonalds for a while. is calling mcdonalds maccas a joke or do australians really do that?
 
lmao we actually call it that because australia is ridiculous apparently. it's "maccas" in advertisements and everything. anyway maccas for 5 years, pub for like 5 weeks now so that's cool. what kind of jobs have you been looking at?
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 05 days ago
okay but that's cool and australians are weird and i look at a lot of jobs but only online so no one wants me so i'm very poor forever
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 02 weeks, 2 days ago
working & adulting & gross things but also skating and pretending i am still a Child, how are you friendo
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 week, 6 days ago
cool cool good to hear it
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 week, 5 days ago
typer is kill
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 week, 5 days ago
jerm am ghost
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 week, 5 days ago
Without a ghost account do you even mlia
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 week, 5 days ago
the site itself is basically one giant ghost account why even bother tbh
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 week, 5 days ago
Fuckin lol true. I wonder if anyone else is gonna revisit tho
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 week, 5 days ago
we need an mlia batsignal tbh
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 week, 4 days ago
aw hey guys. what do you do? i am still a Child because i cannot find a job because i suck
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 week, 4 days ago
I just work in retail which is not the dream but I've been learning like office stuff lately which is pretty neat, are you doing studying things or?
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 week ago
dude that's nice, what kind of office stuff have you been learning? i don't even understand simple things like excel 'cause i suck
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 05 days, 14 hours ago
god i have no idea how to run excel, I've been handling packing and mailing online orders n shit & organising store transfers and dealing with faulty stock n stuff so basically just Fancy Mail
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 05 days ago
ok but like i totally would learn how if i had to you know??? i just don't, like, want to
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 04 days, 15 hours ago
lmao same, dad was like "u can use it to track your budgeting" and honestly what fucking level does he think i'm on
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 05 days ago
anyway it's 2017 why am i listening to the offspring
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 010 hours, 43 minutes ago
oky it's cool you guys have lives but i'ts noon and i'm unemployed so i am a daydrinker waddup
 

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