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Today I ran into my friend and got a black eye MLIA.
#3362225 Comments: 45 Votes: average 4152meh 2533Share 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
This is probably the best post I have ever seen on this website
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I think both goods came from me, but I'm not sure so I'ma do it again
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
lol jk mlia knows if it was me. and it was.
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 3Bad: 13 years ago
OP doesn't have friends everyone knows that.
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
Did you break any limbs?
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
That's be branching out of their comfort zone.
[ - ]  SoullessGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Mlia is finally getting it's shit together.
Well not really but it's a start I guess
[ - ]  SoullessGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
There has been more posts.
Holy fuuck what zomg I must have missed that thank you for informing me I had no idea and now I know because you told me that and I value that information almost as though it actually means anything wow thank you I will never forget this
[ - ]  apostrophesGood: 2Bad: 03 years ago
[ - ]  lWYVGood: 2Bad: 03 years ago
i swear to god a horse just walked by me in the kitchen
Just your reflection dude dw
[ - ]  HaiteradeGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Your wife pregnant again?
Implying this is iwyv
[ - ]  poogardenGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Come to think of it, I'm fairly certain I've never had a black eye.
inb4 "I can change that for you" comments.
[ - ]  SoullessGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Oh I can change that for you.
Chris Brown can change that for you
I miss when Chris Brown jokes were a thing
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 3Bad: 03 years ago
They just always came and smacked ya right across the face.
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
I've had a black eye once. I rolled off my bed in my sleep and the corner of my eye hit this pointy part of my nightstand. Not a fun night.
I've had a black eye once actually. Took a hockey ball straight to the eye, it wasn't real fun at all.
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
Hockey ball?
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I think he meant puck.
I didn't, but thanks for trying. I meant ball.
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Field hockey?
Yep, hockey ball.
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
I got one when I fell in my grandma's bathroom and hit the counter with my face.
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
I got one when I insulted my pimp I mean leaned down to pick something up and hit a doorknob.
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 7Bad: 03 years ago
Never i have I ever masturbated to post 268.
Well I think that you're lying and we all lose a point
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 5Bad: 03 years ago
I only lie about important things.
[ - ]  lWYVGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I have multiple times
[ - ]  lWYVGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
ive been up for two days i dont even know what's going on
[ - ]  NopeTheOtherOneGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
According to a NP, I have a perfect dent between my upper arm muscles (deltoid and something another). She was all excited and I was so flattered, I didn't even flinch when she stuck the needle in and "shot" the implant into my arm. This is relevant because I had a nasty ass bruise on my arm for a week afterwards.
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
Implant? Like for birth control?
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I have one of those.
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
My birth control is being ugly.
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[ - ]  MobilethebandGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Meh. Some detail would be nice but it's the kind of thing that happens. suck<this post<average

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