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Today I ran into my friend and got a black eye MLIA.
#3362225 Comments: 45 Votes: average 4152meh 2533Share 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Literally?
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 6Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
This is probably the best post I have ever seen on this website
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
I think both goods came from me, but I'm not sure so I'ma do it again
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
lol jk mlia knows if it was me. and it was.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 3Bad: 13 years, 7 months ago
OP doesn't have friends everyone knows that.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Did you break any limbs?
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
That's be branching out of their comfort zone.
 
[ - ]  SoullessGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Mlia is finally getting it's shit together.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 2Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Well not really but it's a start I guess
 
[ - ]  SoullessGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
There has been more posts.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Holy fuuck what zomg I must have missed that thank you for informing me I had no idea and now I know because you told me that and I value that information almost as though it actually means anything wow thank you I will never forget this
 
[ - ]  apostrophesGood: 2Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
oh
 
[ - ]  lWYVGood: 2Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
i swear to god a horse just walked by me in the kitchen
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 3Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Just your reflection dude dw
 
[ - ]  HaiteradeGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Your wife pregnant again?
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
>again
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Implying this is iwyv
 
[ - ]  poogardenGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCaLZvoLF_U
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Come to think of it, I'm fairly certain I've never had a black eye.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
inb4 "I can change that for you" comments.
 
[ - ]  SoullessGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Oh I can change that for you.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Chris Brown can change that for you
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
I miss when Chris Brown jokes were a thing
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 3Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
They just always came and smacked ya right across the face.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
I've had a black eye once. I rolled off my bed in my sleep and the corner of my eye hit this pointy part of my nightstand. Not a fun night.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
I've had a black eye once actually. Took a hockey ball straight to the eye, it wasn't real fun at all.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Hockey ball?
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
I think he meant puck.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
I didn't, but thanks for trying. I meant ball.
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Field hockey?
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Yep
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Yep, hockey ball.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
I got one when I fell in my grandma's bathroom and hit the counter with my face.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
I got one when I insulted my pimp I mean leaned down to pick something up and hit a doorknob.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 7Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Never i have I ever masturbated to post 268.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Well I think that you're lying and we all lose a point
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 5Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
I only lie about important things.
 
[ - ]  lWYVGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
I have multiple times
 
[ - ]  lWYVGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
ive been up for two days i dont even know what's going on
 
[ - ]  NopeTheOtherOneGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
According to a NP, I have a perfect dent between my upper arm muscles (deltoid and something another). She was all excited and I was so flattered, I didn't even flinch when she stuck the needle in and "shot" the implant into my arm. This is relevant because I had a nasty ass bruise on my arm for a week afterwards.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Implant? Like for birth control?
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
I have one of those.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
My birth control is being ugly.
 
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[ - ]  MobilethebandGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Meh. Some detail would be nice but it's the kind of thing that happens. suck<this post<average
 

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