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Today, I was pining for oatmeal. I decided to work for it by going on a jog. When I came back, I found that the oatmeal packet was empty and Dad was scraping the last of the oatmeal from his bowl. MLIA
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[ - ]  IWYVGood: 2Bad: 13 years ago
Today, I was pining for some brain. I decided to work for it by going to the local brothel. When I came, I found the condom was already empty, and the hooker was scraping the last of my cum into her mouth. MLIA
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Gross.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Sometimes you worry me.
 
Aw cute
 
[ - ]  IWYV_is_a_blobfishGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Hey it's me
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Sucks for you.
 
[ - ]  perdixGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
Have your dad burp in your mouth -- your pining will be varnished (?). That'd be so "mama bird/baby bird."
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Nasty.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Wow, you're as bad as the guy up there.
 
Oatmeal is kinda bland, I wouldn't really see this as a big loss.
 
[ - ]  LtBaconGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
HI.
 
[ - ]  LtBaconGood: 0Bad: 13 years ago
hehehehehe I'm lonely...
 
[ - ]  LtBaconGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Where are all the people who used to visit MLIA often? :( NOTTY WHERE ARE YOU?
 
[ - ]  LtBaconGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Then there was like Fooey, Bee, Grenadeglv, LLAMAFISH69.
 
[ - ]  LtBaconGood: 0Bad: 13 years ago
I hate everyone.
 
[ - ]  LtBaconGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
jkiloveyou<3
 
[ - ]  LtBaconGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I love you, too.
 
[ - ]  LtBaconGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Aww, stop it you.
 
hang on is it actually you? Didn't this account change hands more than Alpha's mum at a party?
 
god that was cheap i hate myself
 
also similar to alpha's mum
 
ugh
 
[ - ]  LtBaconGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Yeah it is. I gave out my password in the comments once but they wouldn't change the password for me..
 
You know I have absolutely no way of ever knowing for sure so I'm just going to revert to not caring
 
[ - ]  LtBaconGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Well you could always look through a million pages of my comment history...
 
[ - ]  LtBaconGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
But only people with no life would do that. (I totally don't stalk people and read all their comments)
 
[ - ]  LtBaconGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
pls believe me
 
Fuuck I don't even remember how you talked it's been too long what the hell
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Why was my mother dragged into this? Al least she didn't give birth to pedo >:I
 
I'm not even sorry
 
[ - ]  ShamseyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I love you too:))) Even tho i dont know you
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 1Bad: 13 years ago
He did you a favor, you fat shit.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 13 years ago
You should eat fruits and veggies and pot.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I'm not serious. Pot is bad for you.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Eh, that's debatable.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Pot is so good for you shut up CLONE
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Why are you always bugging me, CLONE!?
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
stocks are so boring omfg
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 13 years ago
Celery stocks are boring. You need peanut butter and shit.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
You put shit on your celery? That's hardcore.
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
You put peanut butter on your shit? That's pretty badass.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
So are economic ones. :-)
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Wait.... there are stocks for celery? ._. Unless you mean stalks.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
.......
 
Dude stocks are fuucking great, economics is awesome
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Sorry, man c: it isn't even for economics. It's for a consumer math class that finished a week early.
 
Ah, the maths side might be a little shittier than the economics side. I just like looking at all the influences and how everything impacts on everything else, it's great
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
WHAT!!?? ARE YOU KIDDING? YOU GET TO WATCH A GRAPH AND... AND... And then... And then... After the graph... I got nothing.
 
*heavy sigh*
 
[ - ]  NopeTheOtherOneGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Wow, what an empty life you must lead if you have to earn something as shitty as oatmeal.
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I want pancakes.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I had pancakes for lunch.
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I want to have them for dinner.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 13 years ago
Earning oatmeal? Wtf OP oatmeal is one of the healthier breakfast options you can eat it should be fvcking poptarts or some crap ass shit you work for.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Sinusitis really blows. Stupid pollen.
 
The wind really blows stupid pollen. Sinusitis really inhales stupid pollen. #facts #noserunningfeetsmelling
 
[ - ]  NopeTheOtherOneGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
You'll be happy to know that I have no allergies. Doesn't that just make your day?
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
You know, it really does.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
This stormy weather sucks.
 
[ - ]  James_MiIIerGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
We just went through bad weather. My pet rabbit was freaking out.
 
I support bunnies as classroom pets; they teach you how to multiply.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrIisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
My mom taught me that.
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Rabbits are so adorable :) especially in stew!
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Lol jk I'm vegetarian.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Go Goldie Locks your way to the three bears and steal their porridge. Jesus, you're so whiny, OP.
 
[ - ]  HaydenPGrrlGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Created a new account and became obsessed with Queer as Folk. What you guys up to?
 
What
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I'm confused.
 
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[ - ]  MobilethebandGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
This post doesn't suck either.
 
[ - ]  James_MiIIerGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 10 months ago
Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
 
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[ - ]  ARANDOMGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
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[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
arandom pls
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
woah I thought we'd never break the old post
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I thought that day would never come
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Oh man it's gonna take us a while to kill this one, better get started now.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Yeah this one better last until at least 1,000 comments
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I hope it dies early tbh it's annoying having a thousand comments on a post
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Ayy I was right it did
 
[ - ]  IWYV_is_a_blobfishGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Wow the post broke right after I showed up, didn't even get to see if anyone replied to me
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I think some people did. I did.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
You fuckin broke it fam
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
This is why we can't have nice things
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
nah no one did we were all too busy having lives and stuff
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
The jackbox party pack is so much fun you guys I spent last night playing it with a bunch of friends and we were laughing our asses off
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Idk what a jackbox party is, but it sounds fun.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
jackbox party sounds fucking filthy I'm in
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
...guys ok sorry i'm back with this YET AGAIN but ok he keeps posting pictures of me on the internet and finding ways to contact me to tell me it's my own fault and it's been like 3 or 4 months since I thought I'd be done with this shit forever and it's like, wearing me down I think I'm going insane and it is starting to feel like my fault (besides the obvious fact that it's my fault for getting into this mess in the first place) but when i talked about him here he seemed like a crazy person to you guys too, right? i just need some confirmation that it wasn't all in my head
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
OKAY CARRY ON TALK AMONGST YOURSELVES HAPPY THINGS GOODBYE
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
while you may have gotten yourself into this mess, everything after that seems to be his doing so don't blame yourself
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
thank you that is what seemed logical to me at first but i got sucked into the crazy thanks bye
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
literally nothing about this is your fault lmao you talked to a dude and he got a lil too zany for his own good and now he's an abusive bag of shit. You tried to escape so you've done all you can but if he keeps harassing you I know it feels extreme but maybe getting police involved wouldn't be a terrible idea
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
^this just call the cops yo
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
;_; <3 i will if he escalates this into irl business. i know it's dumb but i really don't have anyone to confide in currently so ur support right now made me tear up a lil' bye
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Yeah I agree this is getting out of hand
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
so I work at mcdonalds and I've always worked night shifts and it's awful but I've had a few day shifts lately and it's actually not awful???????
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
thats good tho
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
it is good tho
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
can u work in the day more or what do you go to school or something
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I go to uni two days a week this semester so I might actually be able to get some more day shifts yay
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Really? I always thought night shifts would be more fun
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
They used to be when I was younger but now I'm a bitter old man and teenagers are the worst, and that's all night crew is
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Haha aren't you still like nineteen
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
irrelevant tbh
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
teenagers are under 18 tbh I don't wanna be associated thanks
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Hangul makes my brain hurt
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
what is this word
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
The South Korean word for their language/alphabet.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Oh wow, that's really cool! Language learning looks like it could be so much fun but I never get very far when I try. x) Any reason for picking Korean?
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
It is fun! Tbh I love learning languages and studying the cultures. I made it my New Year's goal to learn an Asian language and Korean is one of the easier ones. Kdramas really help
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
You're learning korean? Whoa
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Yaaasss. I feel like I might regret this later on, but I like a challenge.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Oh yeah it's always a good idea to learn a new language, good luck!
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Thanks :D
 
[ - ]  IWYV_is_a_blobfishGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
So how's life going for you all
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
life's swell tbh. I don't have a relationship or a stable source of income because work's weird with shifts and I'm stuck in a dead end uni degree for no reason other than to get me out of the house but it's still good 'cos friends and general good times how about you
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I'm more stressed than I've ever been in my life, but I'm also having more fun than I've ever had so it's like really weird but fun
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
What about you?
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Not too shabby. Yourself?
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I'm single and adulting like a boss.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Half-assing reports, woo!
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Oh God I'm nervous there was a deadline and a whole bunch of family things that took up all of my time so I couldn't do things but I had to hand in the thing anyway so oh my god it was so bad
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
What's it on?
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
fun fact; I bullshitted an entire research paper in high school and got a solid B+ lmao
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
It's a biography of Terry Fox, a guy who got cancer, ran halfway across Canada, then died.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
is it bad that my first thought was forrest gump
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
am i a terrible person
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
...why would you be a terrible person? I feel like I'm missing something here
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Never mind. I really should stay off the internet while I'm half asleep
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I wrote my 4500 word major project for a year 12 subject in the three days before it was due you'll be fiiiiine
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
guys ummmmmmmmmmmm i told my mom about him so now im not alone besides you guys in this anymore pls gz i am having an emotion
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Congrats. Seriously. That was probably not an easy thing to do so the fact that you did is really impressive and now you also have so many more options to fight back.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
heck yeah I'm really happy about this everything's gonna be a-okay
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
good job
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Yay!
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
It's so weird not having to spend 20 seconds scrolling down just to get to the bottom of the comments now.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
It's nice tho
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I like it a lot
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
why am i here why is everything boring
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
welcome home josh tosh <3
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
typerrrr <3
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
ha ha hello jermy
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
wait was it jermy or jerm
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
oh oh remember Jer?
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
fuck off you
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
righto tina
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
hate you bob
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Because life is a bleak abyss
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
it really is wow
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
2deep4me
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
deeper than the ocean x0x0
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
We were having such a good spring and then it blizzarded again :(
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Dude i knooowww it went from being 60 to cold and snowy
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Nature get your shit together
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
can i trade you a heatwave
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
YES PLEASE
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
oh golly you'd regret that. Wasn't it like 34 degrees at 9am or something?
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
haha yeah http://www.news.com.au/technology/environment/western-australias-north-hits-47c-to-become-one-of-the-hottest-places-on-earth/news-story/be1fc3513524bcd0bf3987595ad0b7b5
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
yep fucking kill me
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
This is funny because 34 degrees here is fucking freezing
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
radical. comes with free bushfires and everything
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Yeah what the fuck mother nature make up your mind and be warm already. The change happened so drastically too. I go to sleep with the window open because it was nice and warm and when I woke up there was snow on my windowsill and I was fucking freezing to death
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Reply fail wow
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Ahaha that's rough buddy
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Yeah it was surprising more than anything. At first I thought someone was messing with me and had splashed cold water in my face so I removed the blanket and then the cold air hit me like a truck and I jumped back into the blankets
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Omg that happened to me this morning and now I'm coming down with a cold :((
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Aw that sucks. Hope you get better
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
my window hasn't been shut since the start of december but don't rob me thanks
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Really? At the fucking record high temperatures you guys were having I would be closing all windows and just cranking up the AC to max but then again I've never actually been anywhere where the average temperature is above thirty degrees so IDK. I'll stick with my familiar cold weather thank you
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Haha same the air conditioner broke at the start of December too :^)
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Oh damn that sucks
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
i am cold too sometimes! my sweatshirts are starting to smell bad because i don't wash them as often as i was myself so i just keep blankets wrapped around me at all times but it makes my hair tangle which is an issue
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Well if you don't go out ever then you won't ever have to deal with straightening hair! It's the perfect plan
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
so anyway boy drama over how do u make friends
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
do u guys
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
like
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
any
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
tv shows
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Watching Shadow hunters rn and it's the absolute worst show but Matthew Daddario is 11/10 so here I am
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
i have never heard of that show what is a brief synopsis in your opinion!
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Hot people do hot things with demons and young adult drama it's hilarious and awful and excellent
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
i second the shadhowhunters notion it is awful but matthew daddario oooomg
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
also watch teen wolf since some other asshole i know can't be fucked
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
teen wolf doesn't have matthew daddario in it tho
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
we need a name for matthew daddario that isn't matthew daddario i feel like we've said matthew daddario too much
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
tyler hoechlin m8. & wow that did not help the matthew daddario issue
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
i'm gonna call him mattdadd
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Not even close to as good. no that's seedy as fuck like the "daddy" thing can we not
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
i will fight you about hoechlin later once i'm done laughing at that_pedo_in_the_bushes cringing at daddy kink
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
it's so yuuucckkk
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Lmfao shut up I was young and stupid
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
oh yeah you're so much more mature and cultured now
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I'm the most mature, and I never claimed anything about cultured m8
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
turn of phrase m808
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
we hijacked this comment thread m809
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
that isn't even slightly surprising have you met us
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
are we like the only ones on this site who've kept talking or
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
who even knows lmao
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Wait didn't N2 and tom get married
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
did you spend four hours thinking about that
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I spent four hours forgetting about mlia fucking fight me
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
fucking rude tbh
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Yeah I'm surprised
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
very shocking you're usually so polite
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I don't even litter I'm just the best person
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
yikes
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
n2 and tkellz got married?? that is excite
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Dexrer, if by chance you haven't seen that
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Or Dexter
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I've been watching the Animaniacs lately tbh
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
does this have anything to do with animorphs
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Nope
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
why
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Why not
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I'm currently finishing up The Office on netflix.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
aah, that show's really sweet. c: I never saw the last season but I'm looking forward to binging it again sometime. Are you enjoying it?
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Yeah I'm liking it a lot. I'm currently finishing season 8 (second last season. It's still really good so far, although I will say that it at this point it has hit and passed its prime. I'm not the biggest fan of some of the new characters that they introduced this season although I get that they had to replace the Michael Scott hole in the show but I heard that the last season is better than most of the other later seasons so looking forward to it
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Quick poll: who here plays Neko Atsume?
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I'm not even sure what that is I'm really sorry
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Do u even internet
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
not me i keep hearing about it but eh
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I googled it. Some cat game? Anyway, no never heard of it
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
no why does the internet seem to love it so much? be our spy
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Because it's a cat game. It translates to kitty collector I think and it's oddly addicting
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
fake internet ex #1 witnessed the whole thing go down btw and i want to die from shame TYPER GO OUTSIDE NONE OF THIS MATTERS
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
wait who's fake internet ex #1
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
the first fake internet ex this was #2 what is wrong with me
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
ignore all of the fake internet exes and look at matthew daddario instead it's why my life has improved 1000% in the last couple days
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
in this picture http://images.fashionnstyle.com/data/images/full/143908/matthew-daddario.jpg?w=600 matthew daddario kind of reminds me of hale appleman's face http://www.privateromeothemovie.com/_images/cast/Hale-Appleman-150x150.jpg what are your thoughts
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Nah there's something different about it. Like if I was to describe both their faces it'd end up similar but they're so different
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Why does half the internet seem to be celebrating the death of a Supreme Court justice like that's still a person who died
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Because politics
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Because internet
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I watched Deadpool today. Not gonna spoil anything, but I thought it was good. Personally, I don't think that it lived up to the massive hype and the impossibly high standards that I set for it in my head but it was still a good movie
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
The marketing was actually too good
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Oh yeah the marketing was fucking genius. I liked the valentine's day posters that made it look like a romance the best just because the idea that someone would go into the movie expecting that it was a romance is hilarious to me
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Board meetings are so dull, guys.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
That sounds gross tbh no thanks
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
It was gross but there was tea tho
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Ew grownup stuff
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Ikr :(
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Guys it's finally not a thousand degrees, I'd actually forgotten what cool air felt like
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Hey congrats. I mean, I googled it and it still looks fucking hot in Australia (20-30 degrees no thank you) but I guess that's pretty coolish for you guys so enjoy your temperate weather
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
20 is like borderline cold lmfao
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Christ really? That seems outlandish to me. I just took a half-hour walk and it was about -13 celsius, which was actually a bit of a high temperature all things considered.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
How are you not an icicle
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Lots of jackets. Honestly, I would prefer this weather to the heat wave that hit you guys recently. Like, at -13, you can just put on multiple jackets and snow pants and scarves and stuff, but at 41, what the fuck do you do? You can't keep taking off clothes until you're cool because you'd run out of clothes and if the AC didn't work holy shit I would die
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Yeah true, you kinda just sweat a bunch and be sad
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
That description made me laugh a lot more than it should have
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
You should come here because it's like 36, which is I think 2 in celsius
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
look normally that'd be fucked but at this point I wouldn't mind
 
[ - ]  FelixMLIAGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Thought about this website today and how I would comment everyday on it. I wonder if any of my old pals are here
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
nope just me
 
[ - ]  FelixMLIAGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Hey!!
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
greeting
 
[ - ]  FelixMLIAGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
How've you been the past five years
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
nah everyone is fucking dead
 
[ - ]  FelixMLIAGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Did everyone graduate and get married and get real jobs already
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Lmao pretty much, I think we're all the stunted people who can't really be fucked with that. Have you got a real job etc etc?
 
[ - ]  FelixMLIAGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Still in college! How about you
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
At uni! Dead end degree yolo tho I'm having fun
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
oh dude that's so true like if you ever poke your head in the facebook group they all just seem like normal studious people now and no one is irrationally mean or angry anymore GROWING UP IS WEIRD
 
[ - ]  FelixMLIAGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Is the Facebook group still around?!
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
It sure is, lmao aren't you in it?
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
The first one with the older users is, not sure about the fates of any others
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Hi there
 
[ - ]  FelixMLIAGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Hey I remember you too, how is everyone
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
You remember me? Ok. Who were you? Your account says it was created a few hours ago, so I'm assuming that you had a previous account.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Not being hostile, just curious
 
[ - ]  FelixMLIAGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
It was Felix___... I don't think we ever really talked but I definitely remember seeing your name
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Oh right, I think I remember seeing you a few times! That's cool. What made you think of this site?
 
[ - ]  FelixMLIAGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Haha just popped in my head the other day, I just remember being a little 13 year old on this everyday
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Place sure was different back then, eh?
 
[ - ]  FelixMLIAGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
It was poppin! We all had facebooks for this site and I remember people would meet up and everything. The good ole days
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I don't think I've ever spoken to you before. Hi
 
[ - ]  FelixMLIAGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Hi I remember you too
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Out of curiosity I checked the amount of comments that I had posted. I have 63 pages. Huh. Honestly thought that I'd have more
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I have between 2400 and 2500 pages
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
On this account lmfao
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Okay yup 2435 pages, so that's like 24350 comments yay
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
121 on I_ate_it, so there's another 1210 comments
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
101 on Jackwilko, so there's 1010 more comments lmfao what have I done with my life
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Aw only 39 on _Narrator_, talk about underutilization
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Wait, were you Pedz as well or was that someone else?
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Oh yeah that was me too
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I have like next to no comments on that tho
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
My main goes up to 6957... so 69,570ish comments... welp. That wouldn't even be so horrifying if they weren't ALL COMPLETE TRASH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Holy shit that's a lot
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
You're like MLIA's one constant
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
thank u
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Wait so this isn't your main account?
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
we must not speak of the Other One
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Out of curiousity, why'd you switch?
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Honestly, besides the fact that everything about that period of my life is a giant cringe-fest, there is one specific comment that I made that I will always regret making more than the rest, to the point that I can't bear to be associated with the name anymore.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
(this may come as a surprise because of how AMAZINGLY WELL PUT TOGETHER AND NOT ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET i seem, but i am actually a ginormous basket case dOn'T tElL)
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
well way to make us all curious
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Sometimes I forget you're not old
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Yeah I found typer's main account and it turns out that I started commenting after typer stopped using her main account so I've always assumed that this was her main one. It's kinda interesting thinking about how long you guys have been on MLIA because I've been here for so long IMO and most of you guys have been here for three times as long as I have
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
way to make me regret how I spent my entire adolescence
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I'm still kickin...shockingly
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
this just in: way too fond of the word 'fuck'
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Me fucking too
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
it's just such a good fucking word
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
literally immeasurably fond
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
wait nvm it loaded whoops
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
it loaded???? what the hell how many
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
no it didn't I'm thinking of lmao
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
sometimes i worry abt what goes on in your head
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
only sometimes?
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
literally always, i was trying to be polite
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
normally you don't bother huh this is strange are you feeling ok?
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
idk i just thought i'd try out something a lil bit different
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I always thought you were allergic to "polite" tho
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
oh that would explain why i suddenly wanna vomit all over you
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
vivid, ty
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
np man i know how you like your imagery
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
keep saying words you two please
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Aw now there's pressure
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
...deadlines always looming & the pressure to be entertaining
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
hey dude maybe you should quit spotlight and get a job you'd be better at
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
no don't stop there finish ur sentence
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
maybe accounting or chemical engineering?
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
professional archery?
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
take up archery so i can shoot you tbh
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I have been nothing but perfectly civil to you and I get death threats, wow
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
nah actually do it though I wouldn't even be mad if you rocked up and shot me with an arrow, I'd just be too impressed
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
just gonna turn up while you're working & shoot you in the eye it'll be great
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
we both know I'd fucking welcome that
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
that's true actually hm
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
shoot you mid-shadowhunters?
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
then we'd both miss it what the fuck dude no
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
yeah but you'd miss it more so
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
you have permission to shoot me in the eye with an arrow after episode 12
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
nah gonna get you right as it starts
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
there's a line and you crossed it
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
i know ur weak spots
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
you must be the only person on earth who knows I like seeing attractive people do attractive things
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
yeah obviously, how would anybody else know that
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
you're right I'm so secretive
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
yeah you just play your cards so close to your chest
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
suddenly gambling metaphor alrighty
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
huh yeah that commonly used phrase sure was out of place
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
hey shh I don't hear it often
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
We fired two people today at work so now I get my morning shifts back wahooooo!!
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Yaaaaay. c: Still Paneraing?
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Yessss except they booted me out of my fancy catering position and gave it to someone else because they want me to be a certified associate trainer...which sounds really impressive but I'll just be a glorified employee who makes more money.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
"Who makes more money" please explain the problem
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Caterers make more though and that was the job I wanted
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
oh :C
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
oh right. Nah fuck that what the hell
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I just spent two months re-reading the Harry Potter series and I'm done now and I have no idea what do with my life from here.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Now read The Magicians.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Alcohol
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I'm already an aspiring alcoholic tbh
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I read four mortal instruments books in like 8 days whoops
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Reread it again?
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Actually fuck that you should read Skulduggery Pleasant I finished the series and it was fucking amazing
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
RIGHT? I'm so fucking in love with it
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Thank you all for the suggestions, I shall look them up!
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Donald Trump keeps getting closer to being president. Are we all gonna die or
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I'd say come live in australia if I legit believed our political situation was any better
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Hey you should all come to Canada our leader is literally a pot-smoking ex-snowboard instructor
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I mean, our dollar is abhorrently low and our economy is collapsing but we have poutine so I think it balances out
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
this sounds neat, got a spare room?
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Count me in
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Australia sounds better tbh
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Ohhhh boy you'd think so but nope
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
we've had like five prime ministers in the past six years or something
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
The US election has actually been really entertaining to watch from an outsider's perspective. There have been so many clips online where I laughed or cringed because of something that happened on one of the campaigns or debates (Jeb giving out turtles or that one other guy who kept repeating the same Obama spiel during a debate and, when called out on it, USED IT AGAIN IN HIS RETORT) it's ridiculous but awesome
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
and just think, after hillary somehow evades jail and wins the primaries, one of these men will be our leader.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Just think tho we might get to witness a presidential assassination if trump wins
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
two weeks is SO LONG
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
we need to tinychat or something
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Omg yaasss
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
YAAAAASSSSSSSSS
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
is anyone here like rn
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
ye
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
oath
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
please there are children here
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
For now
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Sounds fun but I don't have really a functioning webcam could I still join
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I'd probs just use voice in all honesty, my laptop has a webcam but my pc doesn't so yup
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
You really don't need one tbh
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
http://tinychat.com/JackWilkinson
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
whoops I left for a bit. golly we're not populous enough for this to work
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
The tc app sucks
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
It's so weird having someone younger than you ask you for important life advice, like I haven't figured anything out but I have to pretend to because they look up to me even though I know jack shit about life
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Happens all the time at work, it's hilarious. All these young impressionable teenagers asking how to do well in school and I'm like "hey I'm 19 and still working at McDonald's you can probably find someone better"
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Also: I need a 600 word flash fiction thing for a uni assignment thing, someone should totally give me ideas for what to write
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Any boundaries on what to write or literally anything?
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
This has been done before but how about a dystopian future where everyone is attached to their own 'screens' that literally encompass their entire lives (think google glass mixed with ocular rift) and then someone detaches from their screen and finds out some horrible truth about their world
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Or maybe an adventure type thing where someone gets lost in the jungle on an expedition and he stumbles on a tribe but it turns out to be one of those cannibalistic tribes and they capture him and he has to escape
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Or you could write something where someone gets superpowers and tries to save a lot of people but inadvertently kill many more people in the process, and instead of in the stereotypical superhero movie where superheroes just shrug off the fact that they actually level cities and kill thousands for 'good', the superhero has PTSD about all the people that he killed and spends most of his time trying to live with that
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
It can be literally anything and those are hella cool but for a 600 word thing they'd be tricky to do
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Ok yeah you're right 600 words is quite short so concise stories. I suck at being concise when coming up with ideas. You could describe an awkward first date, or a conversation between two really rich, powerful people that are enemies but don't know that they're talking to each other they just think that they're strangers so they're all nice and find that they have a lot in common and shit and then what happens when they find out that they've been talking to their enemy
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Idk I'm just trying to come up with as many ideas as possible because I have this math thing in front of me that I have to do and I'm coming up with as many ways to avoid doing it as I can
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
lmao I appreciate it, these are swell. Still they're reaaally tricky to do in like 600 words ugh why are restrictions a thing
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I know right it's like, you just wanna write something cool but you have sooo many rules to follow like ffs just let people write
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Also if you can't find a topic then check out /r/writingprompts on reddit. Whenever I wanna write but can't think of anything I go there
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Update: Thought of a topic. A dude is talking to this girl and he's heaps in love with her and he's all "you mean everything to me" and "I'd die without you" and "we're meant to be" and it seems romantic at first but it gets weirder and weirder and it turns out that he's a stalker and as he's professing his love for her she's actually stabbing him to death
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
w h o a
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Holy shit yes that is awesome
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
anyway hello
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
also hi
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
oh hey
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Hey girl hey
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I went on a date last night and the guy is pretty good looking and almost done with college and he just bought his own house and works two jobs and we have a ton of shit in common so he's basically perfect, but he is kind of really ridiculously awkward and I don't know if it was cause he was shy or not but him being awkward made me awkward so there was no flow and I couldn't tell if we had any real chemistry going on
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
If it was a first date it'd probs just be nervousness, right? idk dude if he's good looking and financially stable then marry the fuck out of him
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Seconded
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Whoa there, I need to date him at least three times before I consider marriage
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
He sounds like a keeper. Take him home
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
hey look a bit from writing: 1CI love you, forever and always, 1D he says, and he coughs. 1CI can 19t imagine a world without you, 1D he says, and he wheezes. 1CI need you by my side, 1D he says, and he bleeds, crimson rivers carving trenches in his skin as wound after wound opens up across his chest and his stomach, his neck and his face.
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Oh fuck off MLIA you formatting piece of shit
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
II love you, forever and always," he says, and he coughs. "I can 19t imagine a world without you," he says, and he wheezes. "I need you by my side," he says, and he bleeds, crimson rivers carving trenches in his skin as wound after wound opens up across his chest and his stomach, his neck and his face.
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
even the fucking apostrophes nope I'm done as fuck
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
gave me shivers a bit, yer good
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
c:
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
That ending took a turn
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
hey if anyone cares here's what it ended up as https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B5IBmhGe-1PEenZNbDBMc3dJNVU/view?usp=sharing
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
This is awesome!
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
aaah thank you (y)
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I think I'm turning into a coffee drinker
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
welcome to the fun yay
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
i'm ashamed of both of you
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
tea's great and all but dude coffee is magic
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
i mean last time i had coffee i threw it up all over the inside of a bus so i'll stick with tea thx
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Ssshhh jerm. Tbh I'd rather drink tea but i love coffee so much
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
tea is so much betterrrr
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I knooowww, but coffee is so wonderful
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I'm addicted to frozen coffees.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
They're so good omg
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I even bought cappuccino mix is I could make frozen cappuccinos at home, that's how hooked I am.
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
we have one of those pod coffee machines and it's honestly my favourite item in the house
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I want one of those but I can't afford one. :(
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
legit sell a kidney or something, 10/10 worth it
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I only need one kidney anyhow
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Probably worth it
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I wish I could drink coffee because every time I do I feel really good right after but then a few hours later I always get a massive stomach ache. Stupid stomach.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
It gives you stomach aches? That's really weird
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I know right. I think it might be because I'm lactose intolerant but even the type without milk makes me feel weird.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
My mom has the same problem, might just be something that irritated your stomach? If it even bothers you with no dairy added.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Yeah probably. Sucks tho because I really like coffee and tea doesn't really cut it for me. I guess in the long run it's better for me but a lot of the time I find myself judging whether or not a pick-me-up right now is worth an hour of cramps later
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
so you guys are a bunch of relatively normal people and i was just wondering do you actually like being alive or what, how does that work
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
does anyone actually
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Idk most of the time I just don't think about this stuff and keep going because my life isn't bad right now, but a few months ago it was so much worse and back then I really didn't like being alive but now I'm pretty good. I guess the point of what I'm saying is that it gets better
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Yes. Having gone through a time where I didn't want to be alive at all, once you get past that, your perspective can change pretty noticeably. Tbh i love life
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I have a lot of issues with depression and anxiety but I can't say it's ever been so bad that I wished I could just not be alive anymore. I just feel really lonely a lot of the time and I spend most of my free time sleeping. I try to spend a lot of time with my friends or doing things that are fun so I don't have time to focus on the things that make me miserable.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
oh yes cool neat thanks very interesting stuff
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I do I think 'cos I can do stuff and I couldn't do stuff if I wasn't alive so yep
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I went on a second date with awkward guy and it went much better, although I'm still not entirely sure. We were out with his friends most of the night, probably need more time 1-on-1 to see if this can go somewhere.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Okay I think I figured out where my hesitation is coming from. I just thought about it for a while and this guy has a TON of shit in common with my ex boyfriend. Considering that relationship crashed and burned badly, that makes me uncomfortable.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Although that can be spooky it's probs a good idea to remember that they're different people and your ex's faults shouldn't be projected onto this guy
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
haha me giving relationship advice, that's gold
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
That's good advice tho
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
meanwhile my own love life consists of this one chick I talk to at parties life is great
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Still has sex potential, thumbs up
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
~optimism~
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
i have nothing to do anymore and i'm out of vodka again help
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Learn to knit
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
i won't :C
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Buy more vodka
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Can't :C
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I have to get to uni an hour before I start because peak traffic is fucking ridiculous and now I'm really bored help
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
play mobile games
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I seriously need a work ethic. How does one go about acquiring one of those?
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
drugs
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I can't get those tho
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I find that thinking about how miserable your life will be without income helps.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Shit you're right that image sucks I like money
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I went out to the bar with my roommate last night and my fucking ex and his roommate showed up there too, and he brought a new girlfriend with him and I caught them making out a couple times. Awkward as hell
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
you should have started a bar fight, fucking glass him
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
don't actually do that it's just a funny image lmao what is my life
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Lmao man it was so hard not to just walk up and be like "hi, I'm the ex girlfriend, he accidentally calls his mom's name out during sex"
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
that would have been so good oh my god
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Holy shit lmao did that actually happen?
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Nah, I'm not that much of a bitch, but my douche pickle of a roommate actually went over there and sat with them and chatted them up and I was forced to go over there and remind him that I existed and he left me all alone in a bar
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Your roommate sounds like an ass. I was asking about the mom thing actually because that sounds hilariously awkward
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Ohhhh bahahaha no, he never actually did that. Although he did honestly say some weird shit in the middle of things, it never got THAT weird.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Like this one time he just randomly blurted out "y'all motherfuckas need Jesus" and I'm just like "dude wtf"
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Nothing hotter than that wow
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Hahaha wtf who the fuck has memes going through their head during sex?
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
man the weirdest non-sequiturs go through my head when i masturbate but that's just me
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
also i'm not a linguist but aren't swear words stored in a different part of the brain as regular words what if some memes are like that for people, like when you get part of a song or a word stuck in your head and maybe it just came out for him
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I have no idea if any of that is true, he had a pretty sick sense of humor so I don't even think I wanna know what was on his mind half the time.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
oh golly :( i hope he never "you like that you fucking retard"ed you
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
... that feels oddly specific
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Nope, I made it clear pretty much at the beginning that calling me any vulgar names would result in severe injury to his penis
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
u go gurl
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
So I once mentioned to this guy that I watch this show, and it turns out that he also watches the show, but I'm just like a casual viewer whereas this guy is like a hardcore has-watched-every-episode-50-times-and-goes-on-all-the-online-forums-for-the-tv-show-for-hours type of fan. So now every time I see him he just wants to talk about that show and nothing else. And he seems to not understand my hints that I really don't want to talk about this because I'm really not that big of a fan and I'm behind on the show anyway so he keeps spoiling shit which actively discourages me from watching anyway because I already know what happens. No matter how much I act disinterested or try to change the subject, he'll just keep yammering on about it like "Oh my God I can't believe this happened when obviously this other thing would have been better and did you know that in the background of this one frame of the show if you pause it you can make out some shapes in the background and if you squint and they kind of look like words that tie into this really complicated fan theory I have that makes no sense whatsoever but makes me feel really smart"
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Ahaha oh no. What show is it?
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
RWBY the anime from RoosterTeeth
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
You should punch him
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Stab him with a squirrel.
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
do something else really violent to him
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
So since I've been learning Korean, I've learned that if a girl calls a guy Oppa it basically means he's been fucking friend zoned and I think that's beautiful
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I don't hear people called oppa outside of gangnam style so idk how much this information is gonna change my life
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
It's useless information tbh
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
what if a flying bison just wants some love
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
avatar references!!!!!
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Bisons deserve love
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Im about to walk out on this job I fucking swear to Christ
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Why?
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Well they've been stabbing in the back for a while...first they gave my catering position to someone else over one mistake I made, and there are poor management and scheduling decisions being made which leave me trying to do 3 people's worth of work every morning, and I'm not living up to those standards I guess because today one of the managers told me that my general manager told her that I needed to pick up my pace and step up my game because the raise she just gave me is retractable. Meanwhile this same manager who told me this can barely do anything besides micromanage, she doesn't know shit about how to make any of the food or anything, all she is basically capable of is checking tickets to make sure what's on the plate matches and stare at the KDS screens.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
You should sabotage her in some way and take her job
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Bitch got sent back to manager training the next day lmao
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Karma is awesome isnt it
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
If you do quit, punch her.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Lol every time I post something really dramatic the website dies, sorry to scare you away folks :(
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Let me rephrase that--it dies even more
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I think it just dies anyway honestly
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
:( don't apologize
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Meanwhile hello hi I don't want to be at work right now
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
wassaaaap
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I am home now yay
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Does anyone?
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
(insert nervous screeching noises)
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
:o
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
you ok?
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I told myself I would be productive this march break. That's not going as planned and instead I'm rewatching the first season of Community for the fifth time
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
not a bad decision honestly
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
yes
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Well. I'm no longer a teenager, but I'm short enough to still eat free at most restaurants. Ayyoooooo
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Aaayyy best of both worlds right there, you'll get asked for ID when buying alcohol for the rest of your life tho
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Also, happy birthday!!!!!
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
That's not even a bad thing, it'll be super flattering when you're like 40
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I have baby face too, most people think I'm like 17 and I'm turning 24 this year lmao
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Girl i feel you. When I was signing up for classes senior year, some lady asked if I was starting junior high and omg
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY how old even are you now
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
20 lmao
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Happy birthday to you chachacha
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Happy Birthday! Because of time zones and stuff (and I suck at basic math) I'm not 100% on what the exact date is but I think your birthday is the 17th (hopefully) so, you share a birthday with: Rob Lowe (the actor from Parks and Rec), Hozier (That guy that did "Take me to Church"), John Boyega (The male main lead in the new Star Wars), the day that Italy was declared a country (whoa), and the launch of the satellite "Vanguard 1".
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
You'd be correct in thinking that.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Yay!
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I'm too lazy to type separate comments, so I'll just say it here; thanks for the birthday wishes lol
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
hello, ius anyone there besides cowie
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
n-no offense to cowie or anything
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
hi........................ i'm kinda drunk and the people on the internet are being kinda weird to me? like, not mean, but on the verge of mean? idk, they don't like me so i'm saying hi to you guys ;_; how ar eyo doing?
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
You need to like lay off the vodka
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Look honestly I'd agree but then I'd be a massive hypocrite
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
lol same #alcoholics unite
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
if I drink too can I be one of the cool kids
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Yeahhhhh brosef lets stand on the front lawn and drink beers like lil hoodrats
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
now i'm too scared to log into facebook, i really wish i would stop messaging random people ;_; why doesn't the internet have a breathalyzer
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
can't be worse than the weird as fuck 2am statuses I make
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I think I messaged some people I really shouldn't have. It is so fucking cringy. I can't look.
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
were any of them stalker boy
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
no but i still can't log in i'm so embarrassed why can't i just chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill the fuck out
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
hey you know who i miss??? cinnie and rose! they were cool remember cinnie an rose
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I don't remember cinnie that much but I remember rose was cool. Actually kinda spooky that I'm forgetting people from here
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Whatever happened to cinnie
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I blew off work to go shopping in frankenmuth, I'm so cool
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Yeah, fuck the man!
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
MARCO
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
POLO
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
RUBIO
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
how do some people seem to keep up with everything happening in random celebrities lives I can barely keep up with my friend's lives I can't imagine also keeping track of fifty other people I don't actually know
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I think it's just unhealthy obsession tbh, I am very aware that I suffer from some celebrity obsession
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
"some"
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Shut the fuck up
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
can you even blame me with the people I obsess over
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I sometimes fantasize about rolling around naked with Adam Levine or Zac Efron but I don't know anything about their personal lives or even really their celebrity lives so I think I'm normal
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
tbh I don't blame you
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Bc they're easier to follow than world news
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
It's why most of the world knows about the Kardashians instead of what's happening in other countries.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
yeah that sounds about right
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
lecturer is a dick pls save me
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Guys, I decided to get drunk again tonight so I could go on facebook finally and do some damage control except it would be drunken damage control so it would make it worse I guess, but the issues is for some reason I'm not getting as drunk as I usually do? ._. Like look, look at me, I'm making total sense right now. This isn't good! What! What is going on ;_;
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
i think the problem is i keep eating chips after every sip, which is "helping," but it's making me sad because i'm not wasted enough to attention whore on facebook and tell the people who were concerned that i'm okay ;_; but i can't not eat chips because i didn't filter the vodka because i don't have a filter :C so it tastes gross and i'll throw up
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
gee whiz were the messages bad tho
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
hi C:
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
hello C:
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
hi the nerrrarotre ! <3 ily i know you're pedz C:
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
look, i think i'm getting a little drunk! it took an entire hour but i think i'm almost at th epoint where i can go on facebook and apologize to everyone almost C: soon (tm)
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
I think you probably are drunk enough hey you should do it and then probably stop drinking and it'll be alllll good
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
nope! can you belive i sadi that a whole hour ago???? i think i neede to drink alittle more and then i can atteniotnion whore on facebook????
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
hello friends?
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Well that did not work out at all. Carry on.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
it's ok i'll just get drunk a third time to damage control the damage control. this is fine everything is fine
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Stahp no don't
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
I'm genuinely concerned about your alcohol use tbh
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
it's ok c : i'll just eat less chips this time
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
help ;_; this is not workign out this time either
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
typer stahp for your own safety
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
solve it sober and then get drunk to celebrate
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
what :C
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
my brother told me to killmhyseyfl i think
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
he's cool i guess i really will unless my best friend vivietnt pms' me ;) or pedz or klaud
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok that sounds so weird :P i just means it's werird my brother's pming me, so it's ok if you guys do tooo???? but if you don't it's cool too... hahahah sorry for being so weird 's
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
you should probs settle down
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
everyone is confused and so am i ;_;
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
i think i just had a looooooooooooooooooooooooot of cybersex
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
i didn't that was sa lie ;_; no one likes me enough to potentially fuck me even ;_;
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Typer I think you should probably not drink for a while please
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Well the problem is I think I hit on my internet friend a lotttt. So the only solution is is to get drunk a fourth time so I can go back on the internet game and also try to delete all my facebook statuses again. THIS IS FINE EVERYTHING IS FINE
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Yeah get trashed instead of actually solving your problems. That'll make it all better and not create more problems
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Well it's worked out for me so far ;_;
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
has it though?
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Obviously not, Typer we love you but stop fucking drinking
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Seconded, alcohol is only making your problems so much worse seriously just stop
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
How so?
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Also I literally can't log into facebook right now so I don't know how bad it was, but i think I was having an issue about some random person i don't really know named jack so for the post where i tagged pedz, which i do remember, i'm really sorry, i just needed someone to take the jack bullet for me i hope it didn't look suspicious oh jesus ;_; i obviously am not handling this very well and i don't know what to do and i'm sorry i keep spamming mlia with this stuff oh god
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Okay hey it's cool just try to not be drunk when dealing with problems and it'll probs work out better
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
my mission today is to deactivate facebook. deactivate facebook deactivate facebook deactivate facebook. don't let me not deactivate facebook
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Did you do it?
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
haha no
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Dude, just do it
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
no i posted more inane weirdness and can't bear to look so i have to do this one more time and then it'll be fine
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
jesus christ typer
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
You realize that if you keep doing that "one more time" it's eventually going to turn into an actual problem right
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
ha ha i wanna die ;_;
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
hello friends be my friend i'm so lonely
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
oh no oh no oh no
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
i didn't mean to turn this into the Typer Being a Maniac forum, u guise are free to talk amongst urselves~
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
So I'm still friends with my ex's mom on fb and she changed her cover photo to a picture of him with me in the background and that's super awks because he's seeing someone else. I mean effects me in no way but I can't imagine the shitstorm on his end if she's met the new gf already
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Ahaha omg but imagine how funny itll be
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Dude that's amazing. Does she not know you guys broke up? or maybe this is her passive aggressive way of saying that you guys should get back together
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Lol she definitely knows, we were together for 5 years and we've been broken up nearly 11 months now. But that's what I was wondering, if she maybe met this chick and hates her so now she's making a passive aggressive bitch move. I don't want him back anyway but just the idea is fucking funny
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
How background though? Like, blurry figure in the distance or..? 'cos if you're even a little in focus that's fucking hilarious
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Well the picture is focused on him and I'm just in the background all smiley and cute but not blurry lmao
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Almost my whole face is in it
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
tonight my mission is to delete my entire social media presence everywhere pls don't let me not delete social media presence especially facebook and fake-facebook
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Yeah you can do it. Just don't fucking drink and do the thing sober, and you'll be fine
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
"Did you get a haircut?" "Yeah." "Why'd you get a haircut?" "Because it was too long." "EWWW YOU LOOK WEIRD. WHY DO YOU LOOK WEIRD BRING IT BACK." kids sometimes I swear to god
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
DUDES KIDS ARE SO CRAZY ABOUT HAIR EVEN TO THEIR PEERS WHY DO THEY CARE ABOUT HAIR SO MUCH
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
every time i drink i make my social media situation worse and this isn't going to turn out good and i literally don't know what to do anymore ;_; last time i did something really terrible to someone somehow over the internet and i don't know how or why i'm capable of being so terrible i don't even know what's going on anymore and literally i keep burning bridges on every website i go on even fake-facebook i think i said something dumb so i couldn't check back until i was drunk again but what if i don't remember to check fake-facebook to delete there too oh god help
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
just do it sober and then no more worrying. open facebook and go straight to settings, don't even check messages or notifications and just get rid of it 'cos it's stressing you out and you don't need that
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
um no i can't so i'll do it drunk thanks pedz though <3
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
no you won't. you need to stop.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
you're reishgiet ewia jfdoine';t do it i need to go away ;_;
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
i can't remeber which other websites i needed to damagce control, and i am literally out of vodka, so goodbye. this has been an interesting series of events but not really it has been horrible. goodbye. i did some awful things. i hope we all die.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
...guys i deleted it. so i can shut up now lol
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
I JUST LOGGED INTO THE WRONG FACEBOOK AND IT REACTIVATED
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
THIS SYSTEM IS SO TERRIBLE
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
WHY IS THE INTERNET THIS WAY I AM DONE
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
jfc really Typer?
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Why can't chocolate be a food group
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
It can be if you really want it to be
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
In other news I think I have a new boyfriend. Well, nothing official yet but the second date went well and ended with me staying the night and he's still into me so there's that
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
in other news still very single
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
that sounded hella negative I mean fuck yeah go you
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Lol thanks, your time will come
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Yay omg thats good
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Hey congrats!
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
just had a roast lamb sandwich and honestly it was the most spiritual fucking experience
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
I don't like lamb but I wish I did because there are so many awesome recipes with lamb in them
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
How can you not like lamb holy shit
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Idk maybe I just never cooked it right but it has always tasted gamey to me
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
just roast it with like rosemary and garlic you honestly can't go wrong
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
I guess I could give it a try again, I mean I've only ever tried to eat the chops and always pan fried them
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Can't hurt lmao, see if you get bored enough to try it again one day
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
honestly the fact that it's a baby sheep weirds me out too much :C
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
I don't think I've ever had lamb
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
..????..???? how??????
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
I don't know bruh
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Oh my god that sounds amazing
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
sour cream and sweet chilli sauce and there was more lamb so I'm having another one rn my life is so fucking good this is the best thing to ever happen to me
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Yo you're making me so hungry right now but I'm in my bed and the kitchen is so faar awaaaayyy and I already finished the stash of backup food I keep in my room
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
So I've been trying to be a more positive and better overall person, but there's this toxic group of people that have been standing in the way of that for a few months now. I recently had a chance to cut ties with them, and I did, but I think I handled the situation poorly. I didn't even say bye or anything or tell people why I was leaving, but at the same time I also don't want to have that goodbye conversation because that'll be awkward as hell so idk if I should go with closure or if I should just let it be.
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Wait so how do you cut ties with a group without saying anything?
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Ok I think that maybe in my original comment I made it seem like we are closer than we actually are, sorry about that. Basically, I go to a weekly class with them, and only ever interact with them then. I've known them for about 4 years now, and in that time we've sort of grown apart. I'm pretty sure that they already do things without me, which I'm fine with because they are closer to each other than to me. I'm not friends with any of them on social media or anything (not that I'm ever active on social media), so cutting ties isn't too hard. My last class was last week, and I left without saying anything, so they probably think that I'll be back next week, and after a few weeks they'll figure out that I left on their own. Idk it just seems like a shitty thing to do to them, but at the same time, I really don't like what the group has become. There's one guy that always gets picked on, and I can tell that he's at the end of the line with it, because he's told me that as I'm really the only one's who's ever nice to him. There's this dynamic of "relentlessly mock someone, or be the one being mocked" (I mean, there's poking fun at each other in a friendly way, and then there's just being a dick for no reason, and they definitely fall into the latter). They're all really not the type of people that I would normally hang out with or associate myself with. Frankly, knowing that I'll probably never see them again is a really nice feeling. The whole thing just reeks of immaturity and dumb stereotypical high school drama, and I'd rather not go through that again, so you can see why I just don't want to go back, even if it's just to explain why I'm leaving.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
But at the same time, I think that even if I don't really like any of them anymore, after 4 years, they at least deserve to know that I'll be leaving. At least, some of them deserve to know. But then if they want to stay in touch they might want to exchange numbers or fb or something, and honestly I'd rather just rid myself of them forever, and this seems like the best way to do it while avoiding drama or a falling-out. The thing that annoys me the most is that, despite the fact that I don't like them. I still care about what they think of me, which is stupid. I don't want to care, but after four years, it's really hard not to. So I'm scared of what they'll think of me if I just disappear, even though I probably will never see them again. Plus, I know that if I go back again, I probably won't have the guts to tell them that I'm leaving. And I know this because last week, I tried to bring up the fact that I was leaving, but chickened out. I just don't trust myself on this, because before I meet with them, I'm always happy and thinking that this kind of behaviour is normal and we're just teasing each other as friends, but then after, I'm always in a bad mood and mad at at least one of them, but as the week goes by, I sugarcoat the memory of the class and rationalize it, so when it's time to go again, I've forgotten how horrible it is.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
I'm really sorry for posting a fucking massive wall of text, and it's cool if no one replies to this, I've just been thinking about this for a while and needed to tell someone.
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Nah it's cool, this is what this place was basically made for lmao. With your thing tho, defs best to avoid high school style drama at all costs. Shit's ridiculous. If leaving without saying anything is the best way to avoid a big old fight with people getting angry for no reason then do it and feel good about it, 'cos if you can manage that then you've successfully done a good thing for your happiness. Fuck toxic people right off and only talk to people you actually want to talk to (y)
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
If the tie is cut, don't look back. Just let it be
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
i hate being an adult
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Girl same
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
phonecalls are awful and i want a nap tbh
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
phone calls suck i agree. Naps are good def take one
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
i had to get car insurance over the phone i think that's enough adulting for my whole life honestly
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
relateable
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
wow spelling I am good
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
gj dude i'm proud
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
thanks it means a lot
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
question @ australians do u guys ever use australian slang in day-to-day conversation
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
almost certainly yes without realising it. slang like what tho, it's apparently a whole different language
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
never once in my life have i said g'day but other stuff i guess so idk
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
^ same. Also I sound weird as fuck when I say "mate" so I don't do that either
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
m8
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
m9 that's different
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
is it really m10
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
it definitely is and also what's the highest we've even gone with this m11
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
who even knows m12 i cannot be fucked looking
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
neither m13 but now I'm saying these in my head and they're getting more and more ridiculous
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
ur face is ridiculous m14
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
how about you fucking fight me m15
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
nah wouldn't want you to hurt urself m16
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
would only hurt myself because you couldn't m17
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
lmao if you say so m18
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
2dismissive4me m19
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
sry jack i will try not to be dismissive in future
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
(m20)
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
are you just using name to make it less weird in the long run 'cos idk if that's gonna work m21
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
it's gotta stop someday m22
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
it sure does, my m23 who is named nell
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
it helps if you slot it into conversation really subtly like that :^)
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
wow ur right i didn't even notice that jackm24
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
I feel like sometimes I'm too subtnell m25
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
wooow m26
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
don't act like that wasn't impressive as fuck m27
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
no acting required m28
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
calling bullshit on that one m29
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
you would m30
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
what's that even supposed to mean m31
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
means you're a dickhead m32
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
this is news m33
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
front page clearly m34
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
as a definite journalistic authority I can confirm that the headline "nell is shit" would be way more worthy m35
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
it's 'cause i'm prettier than you lbr m36
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
nah the picture would just be http://tinyurl.com/joka9fs m37
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
lmfao you giant fuckstain m38
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
I'm great and you know it m39
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
i will deny it til i die m40
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
is admitting you're in denial still progress m41?
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
just accept that you're not cool m42
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Is denial still denial if you're right? 'cos I'm the fucking coolest m43
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
that is not making any kinda sense in my head m44
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
I'm not even sure it makes sense to me m45 whoops
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
i reiterate m46 you are a terrible conversationalist
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Then explain how we've managed to completely take over this website again m47 whoops
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
bc literally no one else is talking m48
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
This is true, sometimes I forget how busy this place used to be m49
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
unsurprising w your fucking memory m50
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
is it a surprise that I forgot about this thread lmao whoops soz m51
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
not even slightly m52
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
when are we even gonna end this m8 chain m53?
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
probs next time you forget about it m54
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
We won't be waiting long then m55
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
also no one says shit like "tucker" so if that's what you mean then nah. I do say "oath" tho but that was a thing that started ironically. idk why but thinking about what I actually say is kinda fun
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
i'd say "tucker" is more of an aboriginal thing than white australian but it still gets used
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
can slang be culturally appropriated? or is that just how language works
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
yeah for sure but i wouldn't expect the word tucker to count in that sense, that's probably more just 'cause of how language travels within communities
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
yeah and now I'm just thinking about Russell Coight oh man
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
i admit i had to google who that is whoops
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
are you even australian
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
i'm first gen australian that's my defense
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
yeah but that's irrelevant in the face of excellent comedy
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
yeah it clearly gave you such a good sense of humour..... i sure did miss out.....................
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
oh yes because listening to a comedian gives you the exact same sense of humour. i am russell coight reincarnated. i absorb the funny. i disperse the funny.
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
you're ridiculous
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
says the ridiculous person
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
we're equally ridiculous at this point
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
... fair compromise tbh
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
oh! Also don't say "bloody" unless it's ironic
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
what else even is australian slang?
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
i actually do sometimes, usually as in "this bloody fucking _____"
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
If you think about it too much that becomes the most horrifying combination of words
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
....christ
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
right? you're fucking crazy wow
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
wow get fucked
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
not with that attitude
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
oh boy ur right i should change everything
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
cool :)
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
:/
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
whoa hello people i'm just asking because there's this australian who like every other word he says is slang and there are other aussies who like, don't use slang on their own, but then when he's there they all do, and it's hilarious. i asked if it was a regional thing but i think the consensus is that it's more cultural? ?? ?????
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
maybe it's like the appropriation of black slang thing where it starts off ironic but then you like, can't stop. except they actually seem to talk like that out loud too, or at least the one guy does
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Maybe??? It honestly all depends on what kind of slang you mean. Like, examples?
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
i can't even remember much but like saying oi a lot, pedestrian, ordinary, yarn, "insert verb" as, ripper, random abbreviations of words like calling football footie
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
oi i say a lot, "pedestrian, ordinary, yarn" lmao what but otherwise yeah pretty much
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Oh lmfao yeah I say all of those except yarn whoops
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Oh also not ripper
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
well what does pedestrian mean and why does walking places have a negative connotation i don't understand ;_;
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Pedestrian basically means super average in a boring way. Like if something's "pedestrian at best" it's just super uninteresting
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
How about "yeah nah"
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
oh i didn't refresh hi yeah they say that too
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
sir slangsalot is online apparently he had a big brekky today
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Brekky's pretty standard too
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
"why do you need an abbreviation for the word breakfast" "what kind of question is that"
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
I like him
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
he says "dah" sometimes what does this mean
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Um. Actually no idea. context?
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Reading this thread right now I'm starting to think that australian is a completely different language
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Like, I'm reading this and I understand what these words mean individually, but have no idea what they form into sentence-wise
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
"oi m8 you wanna smash a duzza outside woolies" - jermhaylsjoshzactay 2016
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
fkn honestly
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
you're mad derro aye
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
come at me you fuckin bogan cunt
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
fuckin eshays i'll get nollsy on ya
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
nah nah good fuckin luck mate i'll take yous both down
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
yeah nah yeah nah yeah start runnin cunt I'll come at ya crazy like a drop bear on cracker night
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
nah yeah nah yeah nah you're gonna go the fuck down m8 i'll smash ya you dirty fuckin mongrel
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
I love how using as much australian slang as possible immediately led to fighting and insults i love this country sometimes
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
yeah it's weird huh our conversations are usually so friendly
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
sometimes I feel like we're too nice
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
shit i need to start being meaner
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
oh yeah that is absolutely something you need to do, yes definitely
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
cool i'll get started right away
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
yes, yes i think these are words
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
foreign people are funny c:
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
It's Friday night and I'm bored and all my friends are either fucking pregnant or have kids or have to work tomorrow so here I am getting drunk all by my lonesome. Lol cheers
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
hello how are you today C:
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Bruh I'd get drunk with you but it's like 3pm
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Lol so the fuck what, sometimes I start drinking at noon on my days off
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Not an alky I swear
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Hooray for alone drinking!
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
I am just peachy!!! How are you?
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Jesus reply fail lmao
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
i'm okay, what've you been up to tonight c:
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Well I was hoping to go see my guy but he had plans and so I started drinking and then he started texting telling me he missed me and he wanted me to come over after I was already too wasted to drive :( then I passed out lol
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Awwww. Are ya gonna see him today instead?
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Kinda hoping so, I invited him over and he seemed into the idea but he's teaching a class at the gym rn
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
And no I'm not cause apparently it's his birthday and he has all kinds of plans :( but he asked if I was free tomorrow but that's so long to wait! And writing that out I've realized I have a giant crush on this dude and that feels weird cause it's the first time I've felt that way about anyone since the guy from last summer
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
this post is starting to get slow to load, kinda want it to break so we get a fresh post tbh
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
It actually didn't load for me right away yesterday so I thought we did break it but then it fixed itself
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Modern tragedy
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
i'm trying to get more internet strangers to buy me booze but they think i'm weird ;_; also it turns out they might all be the same person this is the sketchiest thing in the world i am dying
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
now they're both sending me angry messages at the same time
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
now one wants to show me a picture of themselves to prove they're not the other i wASN'T TRYING TO SEDUCE ANYONE I JUST WANT TO DRINK A BEVERAGE THAT SHOULD BE LEGAL IN THIS COUNTRY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Hey don't do that
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
literally no reason not to.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Didn't you JUST list three?
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
1: They might be the same person and think you're weird---- 2: They're all sending you angry messages---- 3: They're sending you (naked? Idk you didn't say they were naked but it was implied) pictures of themselves
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
i didn't accept any pictures! but still i see no problems with this, i posted because it was a human interaction i was having, i had the same amount of stress emailing my therapist but no one told me that was a bad idea but also i didn't attention whore about that oh god i understand how deranged i sound but it's just because i am so socially inept and that is why i need to drink myself to death don't you see
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
if i get murdered by internet strangers all the better
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
"typer you are the reason underage drinking is illegal"
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
except how you're apparently stressing about it now whatever tho
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Whoa it's back now
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Was that the longest down yet?
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Nah I think it was down for over a week once
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Omgggg this post is still alive despite the five day down
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Ikr how in the hell
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
typer you genuinely worry me
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
yeah me too
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
i am having a lot of issues C:
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
that's an interesting face for that statement
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
how sad that we all checked this often enough to notice when it came back lmfao
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
I was gonna say this but I didn't want to be the one to point out how we are a bunch of losers so thank you
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Can always count on me to be the nice one c:
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Omg that's really fucking sad
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Oh shit, yeah and we even know how long it was down for too
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Usually the site going down means another post has died... If that wasn't the case, guess there'll be more downtime in the near future. Do you guys think mek has to manually reset something when this happens? Is he... watching us?
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Nah I doubt it, if he was he's probably have pushed a new post through by now
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
YEAH I ACTUALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THAT A LOT what if he's watching like "I wonder how long they'll stay?" Does he pay for the server time? Does he run it off his own computer and the MLIA server upgrades everytime he upgrades computers and imports all his data? Does this site cost him money? Does he make any money off the ads that sometimes run on the side of the home page? Who would pay for advertising on this site? What if this is some weird social experiment thing? Will he read this? We still know his Twitter tho so I guess we could still ask him but that'd be kinda weird
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Well someone is still paying for it cause otherwise the domain would be up for grabs and the site would be gone. Although why he bothers when all that's happening here is one or two comments every three days about our love lives or how much we've been drinking is beyond me.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Maybe it looks good on his portfolio or whatever. He can be like, I created a website that was very popular a few years ago.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Just don't look at the comments please
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
He's probably laughing at us
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
He probably is lurking occasionally.
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Nah he would have said something by now
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Would he? Flame's right, someone's gotta be maintaining domain/server? costs, and we're likely the only ones looking at ads, so surely someone knows where the comments are coming from at least.
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
well yeah but like maybe he doesn't care about what we talk about, he's just happy about the few cents that trickle into his bank account from ad revenue from the six poor souls who still come here
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Yo Mek push a new post through k thanks
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Happy 4/20 guys
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
alternatively, happy 20/4 haha bleza it
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
it's like may the fourth all over again but with more drugs
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
I have fucking fantastic weed too, day can't be over soon enough
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Whoa, the MLIA blog is back up. It was down for like two years
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Last post: June 2013, lmao
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
proof that He is Watching ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Mek sees all
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
so i was going about my life all dead on the inside and then someone on reddit has mentioned chili and now i'm kind of like really excited and tearing up a bit bc i really want chili and i'm envisioning the chili inside my mouth and getting all emotional about it does this ever happen to u guize when u think about chili
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Not with chili but definitely other foods. also dogs, but not like, dogs in my mouth. just dogs
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
I'm gonna assume from context that you mean hot dogs
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Otherwise this takes on a completely different meaning
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year ago
that's why I specified not in my mouth I just really love dogs
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
dogs are cute and perfect and great except for this morning when they make you jaywalk across a really busy road because they refuse to go back the way they came or to either side and we almost died does this ever happen to u
 
Can't say my dog has ever made me almost die
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
can't say ur not a nerd
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Oh ok I read that wrong
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Reply fail wow
 
Omgggggg I've been at work since 5am and it is now 3 pm and I still have 5 hours to go :( fucking doubles
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Have you been freed yet? ;_;
 
I actually got out a whole half hour earlier than expected. Just got home x_x
 
How is that even legal
 
Breaks aren't even mandatory where I live unless you're under 18. At my first job I went 9 hour shifts with no breaks all the time.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
What kind of nonsense
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year ago
lmfao that's fucked. At my work you can't go 5 hours without a half hour break, and shifts over ten hours aren't allowed
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
wtf that sounds like hell
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Jfc that's rough
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Okay so the weather is about to get really bad right. The weather guy is doing a livestream on fb of him driving into a massive hailstorm
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year ago
technology is amazing. also did he die
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Nope, still kicking
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Human beings. How have we not all died yet
 
I have wine and chocolate cake and life is awesome
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year ago
I have leftover stir fry life is probably a lil bit less awesome but y'know whatever I'm enjoying it
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
As long as we're sharing, I have pho and chocolate and Kimmy to watch. c:
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Life is good
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Niiiiice. I have half a pack of gum and the new season of Brooklyn Nine-nine to binge watch
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
I think I have the stomach flu or food poisoning or something
 
Ewww that's going around bad at my work, we've at 5 people come down with it in the past week. Assuming they're aren't liars trying to get out of work early.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Yeah... It isn't pleasant. Right now, everything that I eat that isn't something like bread or crackers just comes back out very quickly
 
Aww :( I hope you feel better soon
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Thanks. I've actually gotten way better, I can digest stuff now, which is nice, but I think a throat infection that I had a few weeks ago is returning, which sucks even more. I would gladly take the stomach flu over the infection, which I know sounds weird, but waking up everyday with such severe drythroat that it hurts to breathe is hell. I'd assume it's like waking up with your throat feeling like a hangover, but every single day.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Eat a few spoonfuls of honey it's good for sore throats
 
My friend says honey and apple cider vinegar work well to help with sore throats
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Thanks for the advice guys, it helped a lot :)
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year ago
amputation at the neck works :)
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Instructions unclear: accidentally amputated all limbs instead. Throat still sore
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Glad you're feeling better, but that sucks about the throat thing :(
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Thanks, it seems to be less severe than last time tho so I think I'll get better soon
 
I graduated from college today! :D just a general associates degree but it's something!
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Congraaaaaaaats Kiraaaaaaaaa! C:
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Holy shit, Congratulations!
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Doing anything to celebrate?
 
I was having a bonfire with friends but they all blew me off :( so I'm gonna just get drunk and stoned with my roommates
 
I have no idea what that degree entails but aaayy shit yeah, congrats dude
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Omg yay congrats
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Guys basically I need ideas for hobbies I can do alone in my room that make no noise and require no mental energy because for like the past few months I've been a shut-in and sleeping 24/7's getting lame also I only have access to a computer for a couple hours per night and by then I'm usually too tired to do anything besides listen to music help
 
Masturbation idk
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
you should get really good at copying other people's handwriting and become a master forger and get really good at faking important documents and cheques, so people will pay you to fake stuff for them, and you can get rich
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
http://i.imgur.com/fiDvfmR.jpg pedz can you confirm that this is true
 
Absolutely 100% true
 
Some dude actually got bitten right on the dick by a red back spider whilst taking a shit the other day, bless this country
 
Dude.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
wtf
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
*waves*
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
welcome home andy
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
I'm always pleasantly surprised when I log on and see people here.
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year ago
*oceans*
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year ago
holy nostalgia
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
I guess you could call it a wave of nostalgia? *mic drop*
 
10/10
 
I'm pretty positive I said hi but my comment isn't here so HI
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Hello!
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Hey, what's up
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Living that American Dream. Thyself?
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Same except instead of american it's canadian and instead of dream it's "Slightly above average middle-class life", so can't really complain.
 
I got blackout wasted last night and apparently almost hooked up with a married man
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Holy shit, what?
 
I don't know cause I don't even fucking remember any of it but my friends all said they saw us fooling around. And his wife was posting mushy shit to his Facebook wall all night too and I feel awful
 
And my roommates just revealed to me that it was more than an almost so essentially I was sexually assaulted by my roommate's best friend last night
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Whoa. Sorry to hear that, must be a lot to take in. Wait, so the roommate's best friend is the married guy, right? Does the wife know?
 
Yes, and probably not. I mean, my roommate said this guy has always been a cheater...I almost considered messaging the wife on Facebook to tell her but I don't want it to become any more dramatic than it already is. Also even if I was flirting with him and initiated it to begin with my roommates should have interfered and stopped it cause I was obviously too drunk to be making any decisions.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Wowwwwwwwwwwwwww what a douche. (The married man, not you.) Are you okay?
 
Yeah, I think I'll be okay. Just gotta give it some time to blow over.
 
I swear half these comments are "site's up welcome back everyone"
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
site's up welcome back everyone
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
site's up welcome back everyone
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year ago
deja vu
 
So we have like two hours until it goes down again right
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Site's up welcome to monochrome hell
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year ago
I like it
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
The sites gone sideways.
 
you seem surprised
 
I for one am shocked
 
i bet you are
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Did it go backwards too
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
guys... we must... Rebel
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
How tho
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
I'm listening
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Oh hey it's back again finally
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Hello
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Hi
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 0Bad: 01 year ago
you're like five days late but tru
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
Yeah for the past few days it's been spotty for me so idk apparently it was up for you guys but because of shitty canadian wifi it was suuuuper slow
 
lmfao I'd be willing to bet my life that canadian internet is better than australian
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
 
If I win I lose aw man
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
lol if it were any other country I would argue but I've heard horror stroies about Aussie internet so I believe you
 
Just Google average internet speeds for each lmfao
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 4 weeks ago
Oh shit you're right https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Internet_connection_speeds what the fuck Canada's supposed to have good wifi but mine's so shitty
 
[ - ]  AssafecGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 4 weeks ago
To be fair I've got way above average rn, our plan is 50mbps but I normally get like 20-30 ('cos shitty wifi instead of ethernet). What kind of speeds do you get?
 
[ - ]  AssafecGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 4 weeks ago
bear in mind I got 1.3mbps with a cap of 20GB per month until a few months ago
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
Idk the cap speeds, but I just did a speedtest and I got 14 ping, 27.39Mbps down, 1.0Mbps up, which is surprsingly decent, although the internet sometimes just cuts out completely for seemingly no fucking reason
 
[ - ]  AssafecGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
That's a pretty shitty up speed tbh, huh. I thought yours would be way faster than mine in every way
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
Yeah and that was on a good day. The ping and download time is normally decent but idk why our upload speed always really sucks. I once uploaded a two minute youtube video, took like 16 hours to upload.
 
[ - ]  AssafecGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
lol
 
[ - ]  AssafecGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
i feel like this is overdue
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
lmao
 
[ - ]  AssafecGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
man I miss novelty accounts
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 4 weeks ago
Hi there
 
[ - ]  AssafecGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 4 weeks ago
sup fam
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 4 weeks ago
So are you a new person or an old one with a new account?
 
[ - ]  AssafecGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 4 weeks ago
i'm new, I heard the community here was really vibrant and active and there was a distinct lack of pedophiles in bushes so here I am :)))
 
After my shift today I have three days until a 9 day vacation!!!! :D
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Yay fun! Any plans?
 
My mom and I are going on a road trip to Georgia to visit my grandpa. Haven't seen him in years.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 4 weeks ago
Awesome, sounds fun. Tell your grandpa a random internet person said hi
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 4 weeks ago
Applying for a job is surprisingly nerve-racking
 
[ - ]  AssafecGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 4 weeks ago
There's nothing surprising about that lmao
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 4 weeks ago
Fair enough it's just my first time applying for a job and I didn't think I'd be as nervous as I am
 
[ - ]  AssafecGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 4 weeks ago
Yeah I get that, like I work at maccas now but my brother worked there before me and basically got me the job without even having to apply or do a proper interview or anything. Kinda sucks that I have no idea what to expect for when I leave tho
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
Yeah I get that, but at least you'll have experience
 
[ - ]  AssafecGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 4 weeks ago
isn't it weird that most of us have no idea what anyone else looks like here
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 4 weeks ago
lucky them tbh
 
[ - ]  AssafecGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 4 weeks ago
why you gotta be so fuckin rude
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 4 weeks ago
:)
 
[ - ]  AssafecGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 4 weeks ago
worst human
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 4 weeks ago
pffft i'm ur favourite
 
[ - ]  AssafecGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
believe whaat you want I guess
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
aliens?
 
[ - ]  AssafecGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
well yeah because they're obviously real
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
Yeah, I thought about that a bit. I think at the same time tho, it'd be weird learning what everyone looks like because I think all of us have at least some form of a mental picture, and they're probably all really far off from what we actually look lik e so learning it would be jarring
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
I mean I'm pretty sure I've seen all of you but flame
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
Flame is the eternal new kid even though by now he's probably been around longer than the entire good times of mlia lasted
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
Yeah... 2 and a half years now holy shit.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
Must be super weird knowing there was a Golden Age of mlia but not being there for it (even though we were all assholes then)
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
were?
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
Are we not assholes now?
 
[ - ]  AssafecGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
okay fair and valid but like, in comparison...
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
Haha lmao yeah I guess. I mean, I've heard enough about it that if someone brings it up I'll still 'get' what everyone's talking about, and you guys are pretty cool with answering my occasional questions
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
I've Skyped with three of these people tbh and i think my mlia account is friends with Kira on fb. The only one I haven't seen is flame
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
Skype tinychat whatever
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
Ok, so I guess I'm the only one that really doesn't know what anyone looks like
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
Ok that sounded kinda whiney I didn't mean it like that what I'm saying is that yeah it makes sense because you guys have known each other for way longer
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
We all need to tc sometime tbh
 
[ - ]  AssafecGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
agreed, gotta figure out timezones lmfao
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
Yeah that'd be fun. For timezone stuff, I'm in Toronto so I go by EST
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
Ohhey those were the days, yeah I know you, Typer, and jerm obviously but yeah
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
All I remember from tinychat with you and jerm is like vague memories of me giving you the finger for some reason lmao
 
[ - ]  AssafecGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
honestly don't remember much at all but yeah that sounds very likely lmfao
 
[ - ]  AssafecGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 4 weeks ago
also hoooooly shit i am so beyond bored someone fucking save me
 
[ - ]  AssafecGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 4 weeks ago
you have not been helpful
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
Aaaaaaaggghhhhh I just learned my ex step-grandpa that I haven't seen since I was 10 was actually a woman
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
I mean not that I have anything against transgenders but I was a kid and I had no idea although I did think he was odd and my mind is fucking blown but it also makes so much sense now
 
[ - ]  AssafecGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
I'm struggling to get my head around ex-step-grandpa tbh
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
Well my grandma remarried and then divorced so that's how
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
Oh that makes a lot of sense, and is so much less convoluted than what I was trying to come up with
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
Whoa that's kinda weird to wrap your head around
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
Plot twist
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
admiral sarcasm pls come back
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
Welp, I'm about to head out to my first interview, wish me luck because there's a very good chance I'll fuck it up
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
Good luck! What's the job?
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
Camp counsellor over the summer. Pretty sweet gig, lots of hours, which is nice since I have nothing going on over the summer
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
Don't go in with that attitude! You got this! :)
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
Thanks! Support is always nice. I went in nervous as hell but got more comfortable as the interview went on.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
How'd you go tho
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
I think it went pretty well. I paused for a little too long for some of the questions, and looking back on the interview I think I, uh, stretched the truth with some of my answers, but the interviewers seemed pretty impressed. There's still a pretty good chance I won't get it though because I applied and did the interview pretty late. I know for a fact that there are a few people going for the same position who have more experience both at that camp and in general, are older, and know the people currently working there better. But hey who knows
 
[ - ]  AssafecGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
well hey if they bothered with the process even after the older more experienced more connected people then you're in with a shot at least
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
Huh, I guess I didn't think of that. Thanks
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
Idk if y'all remember when I was bitching about the last guy I dated that I was hung up on for fucking EVER but it seems as though karma has bitten his douchey ass because I'm dating this new guy and I'm very happy so far and hardly ever even think about him but this entire week I've been down here old guy has been blowing up my Facebook and Instagram with likes of all the pictures I put up of myself and he just posted a snapchat story of himself at the gym and captioned it "I heal through sweat" so unless I'm being ridiculous and reading too far into this HAHAHAHAHA MOTHERFUCKER
 
[ - ]  AssafecGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
"i heal through sweat" holy lol why did you like this dude
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
ikr wow surely she'd be better off dating someone who snapchats his kph
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
Hey I questioned myself too
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
I dunno, when I met him I was in a miserable long term relationship and he treated me nicely so I suppose that's how it manifested
 
[ - ]  AssafecGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
honestly can understand that, I think I got with my last ex 'cos I was subconsciously lonely as fuck with low self esteem or something and he always went on about how great I was and stuff. heck yeah for bad choices
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
Lol this guy sounds like a major tool
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
Now he's responding to my snapchat stories and telling me I look good and he was in my town all day yesterday at the new planet fitness that's opening soon and it sounds as though he might transfer to work over here even though there's two gyms he can work at over where he lives. This is starting to sound less like a situation where he just misses me and is starting to seem more like a situation where he wants to make sure he stays in my life
 
[ - ]  AssafecGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
literally murder him
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
hellooooooooooo firends who is here C: i am currently
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
im so lonely ha ha! :D
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
i'm a lil bit in love with brianna hildebrand but it's fine everything's Fine
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
Oh boy if you announce it on mlia the love is real, good luck surviving this one
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
i said it's Fine, Jack
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
I am Convinced, Nell
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
Guys, I got the job!
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago
Which means I'll actually have something to do this summer yay
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Holy woah congratulations! Time to get rich ayyy
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Thanks! It's great because I'm getting paid by the hour, and apparently not all camps do that so I really lucked out with this one
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Yay! Congratulations!
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Thanks! Now all i have to do is not drastically mess up my first week or so and it should be smooth sailing
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
CONGRATULATIONS THAT IS AMAZING i wish i had a job ;_;
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Also I finished uni for this year at least life is so good
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Hey, congrats! How much time do you get off?
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
I think semester one next year starts late February, so probably until then but honestly anything could happen
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Whoa holy wtf? So you get like a 8 month break? How does the Australian uni semester system work do you only get like 1 semester a year or something?
 
[ - ]  AssafecGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
lmao nope. Basically two semesters (the first one just finished for this year) but I'm taking next semester off to work and figure out another degree to do because the one I was doing wasn't gonna work out basically
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Ah ok and a semester would last from feb to june, that makes a lot of sense thanks. What degrees are you considering?
 
[ - ]  AssafecGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
I have absolutely no idea lmao fuck. Pretty much my whole family thinks I should do primary school teaching though. I guess it wouldn't be bad and it'd be easy to get a job as a male (idk what canada's like but there's next to no male primary teachers in australia) but I'm just not really passionate about it I guess
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
There are some male elementary school teachers, but the ratio is heavily set towards females. Are you good with children? And even if you are, if you aren't passionate about it then what's the point?
 
[ - ]  AssafecGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
I am good with kids, yeah, but I'm not really passionate about any career lmao. May as well go with something I'd be good at that pays well
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Teaching in Australia pays well? Oh wow I didn't know that. In Canada I remember sometime last year I think the teachers were on strike because they didn't think they were being paid enough so I figured it was like that everywhere.
 
[ - ]  AssafecGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Oh yeah I mean relative to other jobs I guess. There's plenty of strikes here too
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Congrats!
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
well my life is a fucking mess, who wants to log into my facebook and deactivate it for me
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Holy shit I thought you already did that
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
I reactivated it so now I have to do the thing again it's just aaaaa i'm so done with this
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
wait also three people online???? at onceish???? it's a party i am eating corn chips what are you eating friends
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
ha ha ha conversation with typer
 
[ - ]  AssafecGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
I'm eating nothing but heyo three people on can tc be a thing?
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Aw I wish, it's night and I don't want to wake people up. hi tho
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Same as typer, wish I could but it's 1 am right now
 
[ - ]  AssafecGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
lame as fuck wowee
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Ay it's not our fault we all live in different timezones
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
We're the same at least!
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Oh really? cool, where are you?
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
DC area! You're a canada, right?
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Yeah, I'm in the GTA
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Oh wait that wasn't the question sorry, I am indeed a Canada. The entire country. I represent in this country and their opinions always.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
420 blaze it
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
who's your favorite animorph
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Animorph? Idk I never really read the books. What are my options?
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
harry ron hermione or the dragon
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Shit
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
...I choose frodo
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
same thanks canada
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
You're welcome, eh!
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Also, the 'eh' thing, totally true. I know so many people who constantly say that
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
I've known some who say it and some who don't, I wonder if the ones who don't actively censor themselves around non-canadians or if it's just a regional thing where some places it's more common
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
lol idk maybe. I've been all over Canada tho and it's definitely more pronounced in some places like Alberta (which is like the Texas of Canada). Also we say sorry all the time
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Like, when someone bumps into me or steps on my foot on the bus or something I'll say sorry, just out of reflex. Most of the time it ends up with both of us saying sorry at the exact same time
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Except, it won't be a genuine sorry, that sorry comes with a subtext of "watch where you're going douchebag"
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
But americans don't know that so we just come off as totally polite
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Haha I never knew Canadians thought they were special for doing that until all the reddit threads, saying sorry when you bump into people is customary here too
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
i mean when people bump into you
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Oh no, I'm saying we apologize when they bump into us. Or when someone else bumps into me I apologize. Hell, when someone spills a drink on me I'll be like "sorry mate"
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Oh I didn't see your next post my bad
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Fucking stupid spherical world
 
[ - ]  AssafecGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
goddamn shapes
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Yo pedz also I've been trying to figure this out for a while but what does Assafec mean?
 
[ - ]  AssafecGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
lmao jerm and I needed nicknames for facebook messenger and she tried to make me Assface but it turned out like Assafec
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Lol ok nice
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
he called me Dickafec in return if you were curious lmao
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
D'aww, heartwarming
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
also holy shit four of us
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
That's like four times normal
 
[ - ]  AssafecGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
this is where all the cool kids hang out now
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
why tf are you here then
 
[ - ]  AssafecGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
hands up if you didn't see that coming
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
:)
 
[ - ]  DickafecGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
i am the absolute worst human
 
[ - ]  DickafecGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
jack is so much better than me
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Whoa what a totally inconspicuous thing to say
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
somedays i really just can't get over how clever your humour is really it kills me
 
[ - ]  DickafecGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
"why tf are you here then" genius
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
ngl "jack is so much better than me" is probably the funniest thing ever written
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
I am funny : ^)
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Oh also, who saw Captain america civil war? No spoilers but if you haven't seen it you should see it it was fucking amazing; one of the best Marvel movies yet IMO
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
god it was so much better than the wreck that was aou
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Yeah IKR, PLUS, the directors of CW are coming back for Infinity War 1 and 2 so get hyyype
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
god bless the russo brothers honestly i am so keen
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
What do you think about Doctor strange being a thing? Honestly I don't see how they're gonna fit him in the MCU without having him stick out, but at the same time Marvel's been on a roll lately so idk
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
mixed feelings honestly, i've gone off benedict cumberbatch recently for whatever reason and i don't have enough background on the character to have any sort of idea where it's gonna go or if i care enough to find out whoops
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
I'm expecting a guardians of the galaxy situation tbh, no one knows anything about any of the characters but it's gonna be huge
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
i dunno i think the whole whitewashing backlash will do a fair bit of damage
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Idk if it'd be enough to hurt marvel at this point tho
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
nah not the whole company probs just this movie idk i haven't actually seen that much anticipation for it
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Yeah but was there any anticipation for Guardians either? I don't remember there being any big anticipation other than "these people are new that's kinda cool", also, I haven't really heard much outrage about the whitewashing thing
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
*passes through*
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
whoa hi hello there welcome to purgatory
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Holy fuck I think I actually remember you
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Hi there
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Oh
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Happy national sex day
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
lol 610
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
6/9
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Ugh phone reply fail.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
do you guys ever listen to pop punk when you're drunk ;_; because it's like a crazy nostalgia trip i'm cycling between episodes of the office, panic at the disco, and three days grac e and it's so good you guys should dtry it? idk maybe not
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
wow purple typer why would you say "idk maybe not" how about maybe you not be so fucking INSECURE ALL THE TIME
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
jk you have no friends so you have to pretend you're neutral all the time and then you'll win people over probably
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 1 week ago
idk I'm already pop-punk trash to begin with so either way I'm listening to Panic, FOB, stuff like that
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
I want to go get a funnel cake from the fair but I really don't want to get up
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago
Like I'm super comfy rn but funnel cake
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 1 week ago
Funnel cake is the shit I hope you had some
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 1 week ago
Also if anyone is looking for something to watch over the break, I highly recommend the Flash. Just finished two seasons and it is amazing so far IMO
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 1 week ago
I need second opinions/advice yet again and there's probably no one on here right now.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 1 week ago
5 hours late but y'know
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 1 week ago
That's okay, I think I may have figured it out myself.
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago
australia post is the worst
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago
nvm my stuff came :)))
 
Am I a bad person if I see pictures of people's toddlers on Facebook and the first thing I think is "Jesus, that is an ugly ass kid"? I mean I don't think all kids are ugly or anything but sometimes man
 
nah that's justified, they can be fucking horrifying sometimes
 
so hey going to visit a friend I haven't spoken to in ages in hospital 'cos he had a psychotic break someone make me less nervous please and thanks
 
It went well all g less nervous now yay
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 4 weeks ago
Soooo I'm meeting my new boss soon yay
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 3 weeks ago
oh hey how'd it go
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 3 weeks ago
I don't get to meet him until Friday afternoon, but I'll let you know how it goes. I talked to him on the phone and he seemed like a very conservative old man
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 3 weeks ago
while you have the opportunity to meet him you should also poison him
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 3 weeks ago
i agree w pedz honestly the world does not need any more of those
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 3 weeks ago
name
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 3 weeks ago
soz jack
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 3 weeks ago
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 3 weeks ago
:)
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
It was a super uneventful meeting tbh but he seemed genuinely nice
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
well hey that's def not a bad thing
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
Tru also he's apparently 79
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
Like sweet Jesus
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 3 weeks ago
Whoa it's been weird not being here for like 2 weeks but whatever, hey hows everyone doing? I've been working these past few weeks so I've been pretty busy, but I really like my job, it's a lot of fun, and I just got paid a few days ago and holy shit I have so much money now, this is so amazing
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 3 weeks ago
Hey hi good, you should buy all the things. also I have been very very bored and I kinda want another job so I'm less bored
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
You should get one at a camp since you said you wanna be a teacher and work with kids, so you could get that on your resume. Plus, it'd be good practice
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
And more money. Money's always nice. Then you can buy more things. I got really lucky and landed a job with adult minimum wage which is 11.25 per hour here in Canada, so that's nice. Most camps only pay weekly, which would end up to be a lot less than hourly, which is awesome, and most jobs for me would only pay student minimum wage which is like 10.40 or something
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
I'm on like 20.35 an hour atm but that's australian money which is weak. It's alright I guess but golly the work's awful
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
wait just googled and apparently au dollars are 0.97 canadian what the heck why is your minimum wage so awful
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
wait I just checked your minimum wage, how do you guys have 16.87 minimum wage wtf? That's insanely high. Our minimum wage is considered good compared to USA where it's 7.25 per hour. Even after adjusting for exchange rates, that's only like 9 canadian dollars. Minimum wage in UK is 6.50, idk how much that is here, but it sure as hell isn't 16 bucks.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
oh ok according to wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_minimum_wages_by_country australia has the highest minimum wage of any country ever, even after accounting for exchange rates, wow lucky
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
yeah that's great and all but then again if you check the cost of living, this happens
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
http://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/compare_countries_result.jsp?country1=Australia&country2=Canada
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
Oh ok yeah I guess importing all that stuff would be expensive so that makes sense (also who tf spends 10 bucks at McDs I'm cheap and will only spend like 5 bucks max)
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
oh also do you guys get your milk in bags or cartons?
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
Not hard to spend $10 at all lmao that's basically any meal that isn't a hamburger or single cheeseburger basically. Also defs get milk in cartons, milk bags just sound like a logistical nightmare
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
Really? Here a meal's like $7. Plus, why get a meal when the extra value stuff is like $4 for a fries and mcdouble or something
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
Also I asked about the milkbags because I was hoping that us canadians weren't alone when it came to packaging our milk in bags (which is the superior method of milk storage) but I guess not
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
idk maybe I just have expensive mcdonald's taste hah. Although to be fair, whenever I get it, I get the half price staff discount so I can afford to go nuts. Cartons are just so neat tho what the hell
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
The nearest camp's like an hour away so I'll probs pass on that one lmao. I applied for a teacher's aide position at a school just up the road tho so that could be super good if I get it (despite having next to no qualifications)
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 3 weeks ago
HELLO FRIEND your job's the summer camp thing, right? how's that goin how you enjoying it
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
Yeah, I'd say I'm enjoying it so far. It's been about three weeks, and so far all we've done is set up stuff like games and lessons and stuff so it hasn't been too stressful. But the actual camp starts next week monday and that's when it actually get all the kids and stuff, so I'm bracing myself for that
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
Although I'm working with the older kids (9-12), instead of the 4-8 range, so from what I've heard, it'll be a lot more chill because the kids actually listen and dont' run around and be all hyper and shit so that's good
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
Omg yay money
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
Also it is a hard job like I'm curious
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
Yeah the money's been great, tho I've found that once I actually start earning money, I feel like I'm spending so much now. Before it'd be like I'd spend maybe 50ish per month going out to eat and movies and buying books and stuff but now it's like I'm burning through my wallet so quickly and I don't know why. As for the actual job, it's been pretty easy. My bosses are really cool, they're all like 20-something year old guys, so on breaks and stuff they'll goof around with us and play basketball or video games or whatever. It's a pretty chill workplace all things considered, but so far we've just been preparing stuff, painting banners and stuff, and next week is when all the kids come, and from what I've heard from the counselors that have been here in previous years, shit is about to hit the fan, so I'm nervous
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
But I got lucky enough to get the older kids, and most people here that have been counselors here before are saying that the biggest problem with the older kids is that sometimes they might not be as energetic as I want them to be, or they might not want to play the games and stuff. And honestly I'd rather have those things as problems than have the problems that the little kid counselors will have like crying, screaming, hitting and stuff
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
Older kids sound easier to deal with tbh
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
Oh yeah for sure. I'm dealing with 9-12 and at that point they should be pretty well behaved so it's should be good
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
guys i need a name for pokemon go help me
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
are you actually still undecided
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
i'm not undecided nothing's fkn available
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
I know of one thing that's probs available whatever tho
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
that's not even available here m8
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
was that actually taken lmfao
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
as if i actually tried wow
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
aw you're awful
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
I tried like 17 different names that all involved some slang for the word penis and none were available.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
I ended up being able to name myself sweatermuffins tho
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
What about the name you're using here
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
jerm & jermy were both taken what kind of world is this
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
Fuck you guys get pokemon go I'm so jealous it hasn't come out in canada yet why nintendo
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
i think they did a deal with the government to distract us all from the fact we don't actually have one lmao
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
At work today, my boss spent about 2 hours trying to get pokemon go on his iphone. He even created a new apple ID and fake australian address and postal codes and names that he googled online. He gave up about five times and every time he went back to it about two munites later
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
He got it though, and when he did it, the face that he made was like he had just saw the face of God. I've never seen a 25 year old man as excited and giddy as in that moment
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
I legit got it and couldn't be bothered going for a walk so whoops, uninstalled
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
help i've been hiding in my room so i don't have to introduce myself to my new suitemates but it's been 3 hours and i really have to pee and also i have no food until tomorrow except granola bars and taco seasoning
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
why is my life like this
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
one girl has been monologuing for like an hour and i know her entire backstory now but Supportive Interjection Girl is more mysterious
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
guys it's actually getting really juicy she has racist parents and a black boyfriend
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
i feel like if i were a cross between TMI girl and Interjection Girl i could have pleasant conversations like a normal person
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
Suitemates, oooh. You moved?
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
Also this whole thing seems like a scene out of a sitcom that I would watch the shit out of
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
how are u guys doin today
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
i'm doin pretty good, tired after walking all day, hbu?
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
I'm okay! Kind of on edge, still trying to figure some things out about my immediate surroundings, things are weird but at least it's not my parents' house? Is the walking all day related to camp things?
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
Oh cool, where are you? Nah, actually it was just from walking in the mall all day looking for shit that refused to be found, which was really aggravating
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
I'm taking classes over the summer and living on campus! That sounds annoying, did you at least have something cool to listen to during your hunt?
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
Oooh, nice! Sounds fun. Nope I had nothing. I let a coworker borrow my charger, and haven't gotten it back yet, and without it my iPod runs out of battery in literally 20 minutes, no exaggeration. Although recently I've been putting the new Blink 182 album on repeat, it's pretty good
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
Every time I go for a walk to catch Pokemon the fucking server crashes oh my god
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
mine hasn't crashed once lmao
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
neither, haha america
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago
I hate both of you<3
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
n'aw <3
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
aw cute <3
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
Well at least you guys actually have Pokemon Go already, cmon Nintendo we're a country too
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
I just spent 23 hours with no electricity
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
I'd never survive being Amish
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
... and then you woke up because it was a nightmare?
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
Unfortunately not. A windstorm knocked the power out
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
It's almost midnight and thanks to Pedz I've been sitting here thinking about cheesecake for half an hour
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
I'm not even a little bit sorry
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 4 weeks ago
I'm so sick and tired of dating assholes.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 4 weeks ago
That new guy I was seeing that was so perfect isn't so perfect after all. He went from being super romantic and attentive to ignoring me in like two days and then when I asked him for an explanation and he said he doesn't have time for us right now, but that fucking cocktapus has a brand new tinder account.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 4 weeks ago
who wants to help me set all his shit on fire while hes at work
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 4 weeks ago
Let's do it.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 4 weeks ago
Cocktapus omfg
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 4 weeks ago
My roommate coined that one, thank him.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 4 weeks ago
But yeah that sucks lets burn some shit
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 4 weeks ago
AAAAAAAAAAH it's never happened to me but people who "ghost" or whatever are fucking scum. Just say you're not fucking interested. Do you want me to punch that boy's dick in for you?
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 4 weeks ago
Punch it in and then cut it off so he can't use it anymore on them tinder hos
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 4 weeks ago
make a fake tinder profile and when he sends dick pics pretend you were his mum all along to really freak him out. I call it catfish squared
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 3 weeks ago
You're a genius
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 3 weeks ago
that is such a hilarious idea but A.) he would never believe it and B.) catfishing on tinder of all things is a lot more effort than I care to spend on that pathetic excuse for a human
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 4 weeks ago
meanwhile stranger things is rly good
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 3 weeks ago
WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKS SAID MY NAME AND WHY WON'T YOU FUCKING RESPOND I'M FREAKING OUT
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 3 weeks ago
what
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 3 weeks ago
ok i said the thing and someone said "maddie" and it turns out because their name is maddie ut i asked if they were fanz but they said their husband is named daniel so i am the most confused that i have been in a while
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 3 weeks ago
same also gee whiz
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 3 weeks ago
my brain isn't comprehending this at all
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 3 weeks ago
Mine didn't either, that was the issue.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 3 weeks ago
home alone for a week, what do
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 3 weeks ago
update: I've read a book and cooked food life is good
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 3 weeks ago
update: cooked more food add me on facebook you sluts
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 3 weeks ago
kira + flame where u at
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 3 weeks ago
yo
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago
soz just got really drunk and really proud of food I've been cooking lately
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago
and posting on social media because I am vain
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago
Broo I love cooking so much it's like my professional calling
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago
I love it a whole bunch more after this week
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 3 weeks ago
Idk but feel free to come make me food bc yours looks pretty good I'm not gonna lie
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago
fucking delicious honestly pay for flights and I'm there
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 3 weeks ago
meanwhile I have ruined vodka for myself jesus christ it's awful I have so many bad memories
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 3 weeks ago
What were you thinking
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago
Last night I drank like half my 1.75l bottle of vodka in one go and now I have to ration the rest ;_;
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago
Oh but also why what happened
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago
lmao just a whole bunch of shots at parties in high school and stuff and golly bad times