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today i witnessed my dad feeding my dog with a fork. his response? "she's sophisticated. my life is average
#3361921 Comments: 29 Votes: average 4276meh 6796Share 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
So. Many. Grammar. Errors
 
[ - ]  PippinTeaGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
thay lyk tryd they're bester!
 
[ - ]  NopeTheOtherOneGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
That was not the direction I thought it was going to end up in.
 
[ - ]  PippinTeaGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I'm wondering what the rest of the quote is and why he said MLIA.
 
[ - ]  NopeTheOtherOneGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
"She's sophisticated.... Like a b*tch"? And I always wonder that about 90% of the posts.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
MLIA. It's supposed to end with MLIA. Gosh OP you are so stupid!
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
"
 
[ - ]  PippinTeaGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Maybe that isn't the end of the quote? Some stay its still going on.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
Maybe OP was murdered mid-keystroke, and the killer courteously submitted his post for him.
 
[ - ]  NopeTheOtherOneGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
My voice just randomly went all high and squeaky. Am I going through boy puberty?
 
[ - ]  PippinTeaGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
LOLOLOLOL mliaaaaaaaa. xD xD xD. Add that and it sounds like a post you would find here.
 
[ - ]  NopeTheOtherOneGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
I wonder about people who post here. How do they think of themselves? All I see are idiots.
 
[ - ]  lWYVGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I was brushing my teeth and toothpaste dropped on my dick and it stings
 
[ - ]  NopeTheOtherOneGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Lick it off.
 
[ - ]  lWYVGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
that would take forever
 
[ - ]  NopeTheOtherOneGood: 2Bad: 13 years ago
You're on MLIA, it's not as if you are busy.
 
[ - ]  lWYVGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
It does offer two benefits
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Those being what?
 
auto-fellatio
 
response to what?
 
The unclosed quote encapsulates all, OP's dad is eternity, we are one voice
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
, one being joined together. We are one with the world
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 2Bad: 03 years ago
Tell me I'm not the only one who read that as 'fisting'
 
with a fork
 
oh no klaud grew up
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
All I will admit is that I had to read it twice
 
[ - ]  SoullessGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I read it as feeling at first and I had to re-read it to get it right.
 
[ - ]  MobilethebandGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
If your grammar didn't suck this would be an average post.
 
[ - ]  Lizzy11Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Omg lol
 

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