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It was the end of hot yoga class and we were doing our final meditation. I was blissfully relaxed and musing on a mental image of the beautiful Benedict Cumberbatch. The instructor said, "Just try to focus on your breath - if any thoughts enter your mind just let them pass over you like a cloud." I thought of a cloud in the shape of Benedict Cumberbatch. He said hello in a sinister baritone. I snickered and disrupted everyone around me. MLIA.
#3361173 Comments: 30 Votes: average 6276meh 40Share 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
Is Benedict Cumberbatch a thing on here now?
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 3Bad: 03 years ago
pls mek say no
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 13 years ago
I don't like cumberbiitches. Make it stop.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
ha
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
im boorreddd
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I'm literally just sitting in class, not writing my final paper like I'm supposed to.
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I'm literally sitting in gym pretending to be injured.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
They let you do that in high school?
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
Stare at my laptop for an hour? Yes.
 
[ - ]  mackdizzyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 9 months ago
was that a Sherlock reference?
 
[ - ]  IamSHERLockedGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 9 months ago
Why yes. I suppose it was.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 3Bad: 03 years ago
Tumblr is leaking apparently.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Leaking how?
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
This Cumberbatch thing is popular there, so I've heard.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
This one seems like a joke though, hopefully it isn't actually this bad.
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Oh, no. It's legitimately that bad.
 
[ - ]  lWYVGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
my wife isn't as hot as she use to be
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
That happens with age.
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 1Bad: 13 years ago
That's what alcohol is for.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
On another note: bowdlerize is a synonym of censor. Mek is just taunting us now.
 
Oh that cheeky fuucker
 
But hey on the plus side I think he fixed the submissions bug and these are all naturals
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
So you were an asshol AC in yoga?? Good job.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 13 years ago
God it's bad enough this shit is on Tumblr now I gotta come on here and read more of this shit coming from OPs jfc. What's next, Loki? John Green? SJW crap?
 
Well I'm fairly sure no one has submitted a story in over a year or two so probably not
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 13 years ago
You bring up a good point but you never know...
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I'd be okay with John Green for a post or two, but that'd get old pretty quick.
 
[ - ]  LtBaconGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
New post.
 
[ - ]  mackdizzyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 9 months ago
100% best MILA post I have ever read
 
[ - ]  IamSHERLockedGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 9 months ago
I am in total agreement with this post!
 

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