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Today in Cosco my friend hid behind the sheds and tried to scare a little boy by jumping out and yelling 'Boo!' The boy who looked no older than 5 or 6 then retorted 'Someday you'll clean the pool in my mansion' and walked away licking his ice cream. MLIA
#3360972 Comments: 50 Votes: average 167524meh 39651Share 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Fake post from tumblr is fake.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 13 years, 7 months ago
wow tell me more
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 3Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Like does he have a car?
 
[ - ]  lWYVGood: 2Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
I need a haircut from a girl who will rub her boobs in my face
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
OMG SO RAAAnDOOOM XD
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Don't lie- that "shed" was actually your home.
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Wtf I work 16 hours to read THIS?! Xd
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Well no
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 2Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Guys this is boring let's play Never Have I Ever or something
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Can I start?
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Never have I ever been a pedo.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Fuuck you
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Still ten tho you little shit
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Fine. Your turn asshat.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Never have I ever set fire to something. Like, ever. Not at all.
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Nine for me. Never have I ever played Xbox.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 13 years, 7 months ago
Never have I ever been in 12th grade.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Wait- you've never played xbox? I thought I was the only one.
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Wtf eight. And no xd
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Never have I ever had male genitals aka a dick.
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Still nine.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 2Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
I'm on six now this is bullshit
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Never have I ever facebook stalked you irl.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
i mean whaaaat
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
O shit
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Omg lololol
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Never have I ever owned a dress.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Ffuu
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Wtf 7. Never have I ever worn boxers
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Damn. 8. Never have I ever owned a cat.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Siiix, cats are for f@gs
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Fuuck, six now
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Still 6, fuuck boxers man
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Boxers are less comfortable, but they're less embarrassing than briefs when you lose your pants over some freak accident that always ends up happening to me.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Never have I ever lost my trousers.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Do what I do and just wear both.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
5. I shouldn't reveal info.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Wait, I meant 7.
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Lol still 6 :) I like to keep my pants on.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Still 6, yee
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Never have I ever had black hair.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
6. Shit.
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Never have I ever eaten Indian food.
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Your life must suck. 5
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Idk what number I'm on I think 5 or 6 or 7.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
IM ON FOUR WTF I HATE THIS GAME.
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
Hahahahahahaaaa!!! Wait... Who's winning??
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
I'm still on 6. I think pedo is on 6-5. Should we move on to the new post?
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
...... I suppose.....
 
[ - ]  SoullessGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 7 months ago
I've already seen this post before..
 

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