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Today, while I was sleeping, I had this dream. I found colorless Waldo in my coloring book. I wanted to color him, but he run away and I started to chase him with a paint brush in my hand. My dreams are average.
#3360603 Comments: 45 Votes: average 6668meh 549Share 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
one time i had a dream that a serial killer was talking to me and then his face morphed into satan
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
ironic that said killer was a satanist
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Congrats a*shole.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
F*UCK I FORGOT SOME LITTLE B*ITCH MADE IT WHERE WE CAN'T EVEN SAY A*NALYZE.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Or c@ck. I guess I could dick my head to one side, but it's not the same.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Smh
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
What happened?
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Someone b*itched about naughty language so Mek blocked them. God, that was forever ago.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
that was right after the b0ner post
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
or c0ckroach!
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
That's such a dirty word.
 
[ - ]  HaiteradeGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
u r welcome
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Pasteurize is ugly.
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
I can once had this dream where mermaids with dreads and super long nails were dragging me under water. When I woke up, I took it as a sign that long nails were not good for my mental stability and cut them immediately.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
MLIA had a diarrhea dump of only three posts wtf after all that time I would expect pages upon pages!
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Wait nvm I just haven't been on lately and of course that's when posts start going through.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Hang on, Mek only pushed through two to my knowledge. I think this one may have possibly been natural...
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
What?! A natural?! Is it really possible???
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Now that I look at it, there are 6600 average votes 0.0
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
You don't even remember naturals
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Wtf I do too! Just because I haven't been commenting it doesn't mean I haven't been on the site!
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
You only got the moldy surface of this place
 
[ - ]  AlsForAIphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Your dreams are racist.
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
You are racist.
 
[ - ]  AlsForAIphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Yes, you are.
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
So is your mom.
 
[ - ]  AlsForAIphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
You really shouldn't talk about your mother like that.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Are you guys the same or is one a dupe???
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
ALSFORAIPHA is the dupe :(
 
[ - ]  AlsForAIphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Yeah, that guy is the dupe. Clearly.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Clearly.
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Welp, ima disappear into oblivion now. AlsForAipha has replaced me :'(
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
:( idk who you are but bye!
 
[ - ]  AlsForAIphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Well you're no fun.
 
[ - ]  lWYVGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
clones are retraded
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Lol I actually like that I have a clone :P it's fun taking to myself
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Clones can be a noting but asking as you have a good one
 
[ - ]  lWYVGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
F uck that i hate clones. no point
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
I remember that time Lawl and I got M_N, that was fantastic
 
[ - ]  AIsForAlphaGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
The irony in that statement lwyv
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
I haven't been on here in forever, this is so weird that people are still here that I semi-reconigse.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
Error 2fast is still here good can't be posting too much.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
And the swear filter is still up because we have so many people to offend
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlisdeadGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 3 months ago
*side eyes* sooo many.
 
[ - ]  HaiteradeGood: 0Bad: 23 years, 3 months ago
I'm going to shut down the site. Stop posting comments and or submissions. Thank you. -mek
 

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