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Last week, my school bus was rear-ended at a red light by a car. It barely hit us, but my bus driver asked, "Is anyone injured?" and then this kid I totally hate replied, "I think I have some brain damage!" My bus driver then went on to say, "Anything you weren't born with?" Nice one, Mrs. Kim! MLIA
#3353865 Comments: 14 Votes: average 12672meh 31Share 
[ - ]  _OHHI_Good: 1Bad: 14 years, 8 months ago
I'm sure she'd really appreciate you posting her name on the internet.
[ - ]  sss2009Good: 0Bad: 04 years, 7 months ago
Hey, it's not like they posted her full name, or anything else that could identify her.
[ - ]  part_time_pirateGood: 3Bad: 04 years, 8 months ago
One time my bus driver got a speeding ticket as we were going to school. I think got fired.
[ - ]  part_time_pirateGood: 2Bad: 04 years, 8 months ago
*I think he got fired
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 0Bad: 14 years, 8 months ago
[ - ]  HaitTreadGood: 0Bad: 24 years, 8 months ago
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 8 months ago
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 14 years, 8 months ago
Even worse, Canadian.
[ - ]  HaitTreadGood: 0Bad: 24 years, 8 months ago
fake and gay
[ - ]  Mrs_KimGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 8 months ago
Fuuck you.
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 8 months ago
I was just thinking the other day about how people used to do this. I had mixed feelings about it, because while it was amusing, it was usually only useful for one post and limited to certain jokes. This was a pleasant surprise, though.
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 2Bad: 04 years, 8 months ago
Your bus driver said something unprofessional and possibly hurt that kid's self esteem, but that's okay because you don't like them! Yay!
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 04 years, 8 months ago
It was either this or "Mrs. Kim sounds like a dick". This one was supposed to have an overly-peppy tone. But I missed.
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 8 months ago
Did you really have to mention that you hate the kid? It makes you sound like a prick.

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