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Today, I was sneaking through the house trying not to wake anyone up. I stopped half way to the kitchen and thought "Oh. My. Goodness. I think Darth Vader is hiding in my house," only to realize it is just my grandfather snoring on the couch. MLIA
#3351502 Comments: 88 Votes: average 982meh 69Share 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 10Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
That moment when you think Darth Vader is hiding in your house and it's just your grandpa #lolz #yoloswag
 
[ - ]  ButterflyParadoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Wait, what?
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I hope he wakes up and force chokes you.
 
[ - ]  Tabz9090Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Better than Voldemort.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Why Darth Vader, of all the people in the world?
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Oh wait, I'm dumb. I get your little "joke" now.
 
[ - ]  Dr_FrankensteinGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Why the crap am I here?
 
[ - ]  neomeoGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago
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[ - ]  Dr_FrankensteinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/3187884/
 
[ - ]  AerosolCumGood: 8Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago
I wonder why I'm compelled to keep returning to this website...
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
^ omg
 
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 7 months ago
I seriously doubt three people gave you "goods" but whatever.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Because you love me. <3
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
It's been a fortnight since you last came here. I wonder why the fvck I come here daily. <.<
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Because you should stay here foreeeeeverrrrr
 
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[ - ]  KnkyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Luke, I am your Grandfather.
 
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago
Oh, wow. I didn't know Darth Vader was real! You got lucky that day.
 
[ - ]  AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Today, I decided that I will am changing tense in the middle of my stories, too. MLIWasA.
 
[ - ]  VinnehGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
"Did he die?" - Optimist.
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 7 months ago
"How will the royalties be spread?" - Opportunist.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
do you even get the joke omg
 
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago
I don't get it either.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
O:
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
That is a sad thing to read...
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
OPPIE </#
 
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[ - ]  CornwallisGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 7 months ago
You're all such losers.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Losers? no. WE'RE A MOTHERF*CKING COMMUNITY.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago
of about 10 people, but that's something
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago
There are dozens of us. Dozens!
 
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[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Maybe he had a meatball stuck in his throat.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
So, uh, I'm going to go listen to music now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7WQZedDlsU I love this song.
 
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
You should change your username to Random_Links since you always post random links.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
my links aren't even random anymore i am a failure
 
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Hey! I'm a failure, too!
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Why has this only been up for a day yet feels like it's been up for three days?
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
2012 went by fast, 2013 is going by slow.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Or maybe MLIA is making you depressed.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Seeing as I used the word "only," I'd say the latter.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
It has that effect on everyone.
 
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