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Today at my highschool, the marines were in the lunch periods recruiting. They had lanyards and t-shirts for anyone who could do 50 pushups in less that a minute. The basketball athletics director made his team go up and try, and a bunch of them couldn't do it. Then my friend Cara(5"3 and maybe 100lbs) went up to try. The Marine guy said that she only had to do 25, thinking she wouldn't be able to do 50. Cara got down on the floor, and in less than a minute had done 50 pushups. The Marine guy was going to give her a shirt, but none of them were small enough for her. She literally made my day doing that. HLIA
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[ - ]  brianmayGood: 12Bad: 252 years ago
....As you were shoving Twinkies in your mouth. Fat cow.
 
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Actually, I had a cast on my injured wrist, but thank you for that.
 
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That awkward moment when the OP responds, and actually has proper grammar and spelling.
 
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That's a hell of a lot of 69's, BP II.
 
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[ - ]  BorderPetrolGood: 5Bad: 12 years ago
I bet you thought the comments section had come alive again, didn't you? :3
 
[ - ]  LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 5Bad: 02 years ago
You jerk T.T I was all prepared for lively conversation BUT NO
 
[ - ]  TrueMangaAnimeLoverGood: 5Bad: 02 years ago
same here
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 5Bad: 02 years ago
You destroyed my hopes and dreams.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago
damn you
 
[ - ]  aqua_blue382Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Dang it! And I was all ready to read the comments... *looks down in shame*
 
[ - ]  BorderPetrolGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago
http://bit.ly/ULTQ4i
 
[ - ]  DecagonGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago
And you literally don't know how to use the word literally.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago
So I like brianmay's comment the best right now.
 
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago
Are you asking me to marry you?
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
That'd be awkward considering I've never met you, so no.
 
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 6Bad: 02 years ago
No, not today, but tomorrow is a possibility type of thing?
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Ahahahaha no.
 
[ - ]  LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago
But it would be great. All the commenters that are left could throw you a wedding party and we could make fun of OP's and you two would virtually live happily ever after.
 
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
I'm rushing things, I'm sorry. I'll give you a few hours to think about it.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 7Bad: 02 years ago
Don't hang back too much, an hour should suffice.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
Anyone else remember the days when commenters would "get married" here? No? Me neither.
 
[ - ]  abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I got "married" in the comment section a whole bunch of times. And now I'm all alone. *sadface*
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I do, I was quite the whore back in the day
 
[ - ]  abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
OH LOOK A PERSON! HELLO PERSON! I'VE MISSED YOU SO.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I kind of remember some of that...
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Felix and mayday didn't invite me to their wedding. :c And I'm pretty sure fastest and paintbrush eloped or something. And I was the flowergirl for ntoo and...who did she marry, like, mike?
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
These are virtual weddings? I can't imagine someone could be a flower girl and not know who the groom is.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
IRL, I mean.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I was never invited to any because I guess I just wasn't liked or popular enough back then.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Yeah, I wasn't popular in the beginning, either. Probably why I have attended no virtual weddings. Although I think someone proposed to me. ...Can't remember who it was, though.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Lies, Osoul, you were always loved. And I'm pretty sure it was that mike dude. :| I felt left out and decided to just appoint myself flower girl and everyone was cool with it so that was that.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Paintbrush...
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
...I couldn't remember your name so I just called you paintbrush is that okay.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Heh, I don't care really. It was a long time ago.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Sorry, I shouldn't have mentioned anything, I shouldn't even be here.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
You can be here if you want, I doubt anyone minds.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Not like there's anyone here to give a f,uck... How've you been, Fait?
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Purple_Typer = Typer?
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
Yeah. The numbers were pissing me off and the holiday account was equally annoying due to it's length, so I'm purple now.
 
[ - ]  NonagoneshoppingGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I'm rather partial to my holiday account, but for some reason nobody recognized me, so back to my normal one I suppose.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Haha, it's cool. I kept reading it as "Nona goes shopping," and didn't realize you were secretly our favorite geometric shape the whole time. ;;
 
[ - ]  abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Welp. Is anyone still here?
 
[ - ]  abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
No, nobody loves you anymore.
 
[ - ]  abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
But, but we had such a good run! MLIA WAS BEAUTIFUL.
 
[ - ]  abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
It's gone over to the dark side now. There's nothing you can do anymore. Go cry in a hole.
 
[ - ]  abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
BUT WHAT IF ALL I REALLY WANT IS TO CHANCE UPON AN ARBITRARY COMMENTER WHO STILL KNOWS ME?
 
[ - ]  abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
No. No, that shan't happen. So there. Deal with it.
 
[ - ]  abysmalbananasGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago
I guess I'll just bake cupcakes and be sad then.
 
[ - ]  abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Please undie for a few minutes.
 
[ - ]  jiahaoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
http://al.ly/4ip
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
Camp is the WOTD. Well, then...
 
[ - ]  wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Sounds like a good time for an account change.
 
[ - ]  wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
GODDAMMIT THIS IS SO EXCITING YOU CAN CUT THE SARCASM WITH A KNIFE.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
*licks*
 
[ - ]  wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
:D TYYYYPPPPPEEEEERRRRR!!!!!
 
[ - ]  wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
ARE YOU STILL HERE? <33333333333333333
 
[ - ]  wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
*1.5 hours later* ...Okay, I guess that's a no.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
hi
 
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago
I was the first to comment and I'm currently the last to comment. My life is so fantastic.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 8Bad: 22 years ago
negro please
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago
I RECOGNIZE PEOPLE I MISS. BP NO COME BACK I THOUGHT OF
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I DID NOT EVEN PRESS THE POST COMMENT BUTTON. WTF MLIA I WAS NOT DONE WITH MY SENTENCE
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
Ayo, Onion.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
...I haven't spoken to Docz in a while, actually... or lycan, or iPhone. Thanks for making me sad, Typz.
 
[ - ]  LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
What even happened to Lycan? Does anyone know?
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
He's still drawing bronies...or ponies... if that helps. That's all I know.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I know I didn't know him as well as you guys, but I kind of miss pre-brony-lycan. o_o But it's cool he's happy.
 
[ - ]  LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I miss him, too. Last I knew he had gotten a girlfriend so that's good. I hope he's off being happy and watching My Little Pony with her or something.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
WHAT? How do you know more about Lyle than I do? :c He needs to come back because it's liak totally less creepy to creep on someone while they're actually here than behind their back. And I've always secretly shipped him with pretz this is upsetting
 
[ - ]  LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I actually don't know that much. :c I just saw that on a post one time and I stored it away in my memory. He does indeed need to come back though because he's cool and what not. I don't know pretz all that well but I support your ship! :D
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
WHAT lycan!? A GIRLfriend? WHAT. I CAN NOT WRAP MY MIND AROUND THIS. OH MY GOODNESS. WHOA WHAT THERE WAS SHIPPING BETWEEN ME AND LYCAN? WHAT DON'T MAKE ME SPIT OUT MY HOT CHOCOLATE.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Now there's the Pretz reaction I've been waiting for. ;u;
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
i think you've melted my brain, typer. this is why i no longer come here. that and it's really dead. but i cannot think properly now
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Lmfaooo, I'm sorry. ...pleasedon'tgo. I don't really ship you, but still. This is crazy. How could Lyle get a girlfriend and not tell us. D:
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
<_< Actually the next time I plan on being here is the 31st, because it will be my three year anniversary, but other than that...eh.
 
[ - ]  LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I wish I could remember who it was that he actually told. But I don't and the post was too long ago for me to go searching for it
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
I'd find it for you with my super duper AP spy skills, but it appears I'm a bit rusty.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
Got it. http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/3322593/#c_5039529
 
[ - ]  LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
What, how did you even do that so quickly? *bows down to you* WAIT HOLD ON, was it you that hates asterisks? If so, I deeply apologize for that.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
That was actually easy, since it was basically the last thing lycan posted. Yes, I hate asterisks. It's funny because I thought of that earlier when Facebook asked me if I wanted to switch to MLIACPP after I decided to log onto my AP Facebook for the first time in a while. I was like, lolwhatno.
 
[ - ]  LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I feel like this is probably a stupid question, but what is MLIACPP? ._.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
The blog I had about MLIA.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
MLIAcommenting club penguin penguins.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
MLIA Commenting Pet Peeves. I actually went on blogger right now and re-opened the view content to anyone, so... the last post was in March, typer. MARCH. It is January.
 
[ - ]  LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Oh, okay, I knew it seemed familiar. I read part of the blog and that's how I remembered the thing about asterisks.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I mean, I understand why you wouldn't want to be here, I just wish there was away MLIA could revive every so often, like once every couple months or something. I guess everyone kind of matured out of it. Or got bored of it.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
OH MY GOD HAS IT REALLY BEEN THAT LONG WHAT AM I DOIG WITH MY LIFE
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I don't know what you're doing with your life. I haven't been here.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Oops, I'm sorry. It is depressing, no one seems to be keeping in touch anymore. Maybe they'll visit. D:
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
PRETZ, HI.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
HEY PRETZ IS IN SHOCK NOW LEAVE A MESSAGE KTHNX
 
[ - ]  BorderPetrolGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Just to clarify, I'm the fake BP.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 5Bad: 02 years ago
mother f*cker
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
Yeah, I did that too.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
Nonagon. <3 I was going to say Nonny, but I can't remember if that was someone else's nickname for you or your nickname in general.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
Oh AP, you can ALWAYS call me Nonny. ;)
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
<3
 
[ - ]  banshiGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
http://al.ly/4ip
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago
NO ONE'S TAKING YOUR LINKS.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
I'M TAKING YOUR LINK.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago
I'd like three orders of link, please.
 
[ - ]  DecagonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I'll take some sausage links.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago
I'll take Legend of Zelda's Link.
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
hai guys. haven't talked to you lot in a while.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Whoa, hey Tazzy.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
zomg
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
Whaaaaa
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I've been caught up with school and art, and I randomly thought of MLIA today. How's everyone doing?
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
wait. is tazzy snazzy like...snazzy. f*ck just forgot the rest of the name.. Snazzy...snazz...Something..SNAZZYJAZZY. TAZZY IS SNAZZYJAZZY? YES? NO?
 
[ - ]  _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago
Whoa calm yourself. If you get any more excited, you'll shit yourself or something.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
shit happens
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I AM AFRAID I AM NOT, PRETZ
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
oh well well. WELL. Your name is misleading.
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Sowwiez. :( I was confronted about this a couple months back too.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Probably by me as well. I'm just confused.
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
S'okay, it happens
 
[ - ]  VinnehGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago
The real question is: Does she root?
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
bro, do you even root?
 
[ - ]  _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 32 years ago
Steroids. That'll do it.
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
Who's all still here? GUYS PLS PEOPLE
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
.....that's not how i wanted that comment to look. Whoops.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Ahaha. COME BACK. ;-;
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Clouds <3
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
<333
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
WE ARE ALWAYS ON AT DIFFERENT TIMES, DAMMIT :(
 
[ - ]  BorderPetrolGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago
Herro. I'm still here, as are all of my fake accounts.
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
So....fake BP? Hullo
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
Who broke it?
 
[ - ]  wolfcampGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago
Twilight, Earth's rotation, the horizon... they all broke the day. The question is, how does one literally make a day?
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
The sun rises in the morning, and the workday begins I suppose. o:
 
[ - ]  wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Is OP friends with the sun?
 
[ - ]  wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I didn't know the sun's name was Cara. Good to know... >.< Is it pronounced Kay-ra or Car-ra?
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Car-ra, I do believe.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
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*ask
 
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[ - ]  brianmayGood: 0Bad: 42 years ago
New post.
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago
hand it over here and so I can use it to build a fence to keep the homeless off the yard
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago
She LITERALLY made your day? What did she make it out of? I prefer my days made out of red lego blocks that are glued together with the tears of the last living siberian tigers.
 
[ - ]  coolkiddowntheblockGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago
Awe guys that's so cute you guys still come on here!!! Who remembers me???
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago
no one does
 
Lord of the rings marathons are not good for you health.
 
[ - ]  ___Good: 2Bad: 02 years ago
LIES! BLASPHEMY! WITCH! BURN THE WITCH.
 
[ - ]  ___Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Hi.
 
Hoo r yuu
 
B!tch I will sluice you.
 
I meant the sleep aspect.
 
[ - ]  wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago
Burn the witch at the stake, duck is fed ashes, sternly b!tch at the wake, fvck his dead ashes. ~inspired by Pig saying b!tch
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago
One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.
 
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^all from memory. YEEEEUUUUHHHH
 
[ - ]  BorderPetrolGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
Gollum simply walked into Mordor.
 
He was thrown off a cliff along the way.
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Hey, take this up with Boromir. He said the quote, not me.
 
[ - ]  nerdydude11Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
On does not simply reference LOTR for no reason
 
[ - ]  BorderPetrolGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago
GUYS. VOTE ON SUBMISSIONS. We need a new story to pick apart.
 
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[ - ]  ccrosby18Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
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Misuse of the word literal
 

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