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Today at my highschool, the marines were in the lunch periods recruiting. They had lanyards and t-shirts for anyone who could do 50 pushups in less that a minute. The basketball athletics director made his team go up and try, and a bunch of them couldn't do it. Then my friend Cara(5"3 and maybe 100lbs) went up to try. The Marine guy said that she only had to do 25, thinking she wouldn't be able to do 50. Cara got down on the floor, and in less than a minute had done 50 pushups. The Marine guy was going to give her a shirt, but none of them were small enough for her. She literally made my day doing that. HLIA
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[ - ]  brianmayGood: 12Bad: 241 year, 9 months ago
....As you were shoving Twinkies in your mouth. Fat cow.
 
[ - ]  Magh2osGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Actually, I had a cast on my injured wrist, but thank you for that.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
That awkward moment when the OP responds, and actually has proper grammar and spelling.
 
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http://al.ly/4ip
 
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[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago
That's a hell of a lot of 69's, BP II.
 
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[ - ]  BorderPetrolGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago
I bet you thought the comments section had come alive again, didn't you? :3
 
[ - ]  LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
You jerk T.T I was all prepared for lively conversation BUT NO
 
[ - ]  TrueMangaAnimeLoverGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
same here
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
You destroyed my hopes and dreams.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
damn you
 
[ - ]  aqua_blue382Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Dang it! And I was all ready to read the comments... *looks down in shame*
 
[ - ]  BorderPetrolGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago
http://bit.ly/ULTQ4i
 
[ - ]  DecagonGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago
And you literally don't know how to use the word literally.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago
So I like brianmay's comment the best right now.
 
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago
Are you asking me to marry you?
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
That'd be awkward considering I've never met you, so no.
 
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
No, not today, but tomorrow is a possibility type of thing?
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Ahahahaha no.
 
[ - ]  LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
But it would be great. All the commenters that are left could throw you a wedding party and we could make fun of OP's and you two would virtually live happily ever after.
 
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I'm rushing things, I'm sorry. I'll give you a few hours to think about it.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Don't hang back too much, an hour should suffice.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Anyone else remember the days when commenters would "get married" here? No? Me neither.
 
[ - ]  abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I got "married" in the comment section a whole bunch of times. And now I'm all alone. *sadface*
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I do, I was quite the whore back in the day
 
[ - ]  abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
OH LOOK A PERSON! HELLO PERSON! I'VE MISSED YOU SO.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I kind of remember some of that...
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Felix and mayday didn't invite me to their wedding. :c And I'm pretty sure fastest and paintbrush eloped or something. And I was the flowergirl for ntoo and...who did she marry, like, mike?
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
These are virtual weddings? I can't imagine someone could be a flower girl and not know who the groom is.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
IRL, I mean.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I was never invited to any because I guess I just wasn't liked or popular enough back then.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Yeah, I wasn't popular in the beginning, either. Probably why I have attended no virtual weddings. Although I think someone proposed to me. ...Can't remember who it was, though.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Lies, Osoul, you were always loved. And I'm pretty sure it was that mike dude. :| I felt left out and decided to just appoint myself flower girl and everyone was cool with it so that was that.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Paintbrush...
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
...I couldn't remember your name so I just called you paintbrush is that okay.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Heh, I don't care really. It was a long time ago.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Sorry, I shouldn't have mentioned anything, I shouldn't even be here.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
You can be here if you want, I doubt anyone minds.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Not like there's anyone here to give a f,uck... How've you been, Fait?
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Purple_Typer = Typer?
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Yeah. The numbers were pissing me off and the holiday account was equally annoying due to it's length, so I'm purple now.
 
[ - ]  NonagoneshoppingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I'm rather partial to my holiday account, but for some reason nobody recognized me, so back to my normal one I suppose.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Haha, it's cool. I kept reading it as "Nona goes shopping," and didn't realize you were secretly our favorite geometric shape the whole time. ;;
 
[ - ]  abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Welp. Is anyone still here?
 
[ - ]  abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
No, nobody loves you anymore.
 
[ - ]  abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
But, but we had such a good run! MLIA WAS BEAUTIFUL.
 
[ - ]  abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
It's gone over to the dark side now. There's nothing you can do anymore. Go cry in a hole.
 
[ - ]  abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
BUT WHAT IF ALL I REALLY WANT IS TO CHANCE UPON AN ARBITRARY COMMENTER WHO STILL KNOWS ME?
 
[ - ]  abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
No. No, that shan't happen. So there. Deal with it.
 
[ - ]  abysmalbananasGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I guess I'll just bake cupcakes and be sad then.
 
[ - ]  abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Please undie for a few minutes.
 
[ - ]  jiahaoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
http://al.ly/4ip
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Camp is the WOTD. Well, then...
 
[ - ]  wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Sounds like a good time for an account change.
 
[ - ]  wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
GODDAMMIT THIS IS SO EXCITING YOU CAN CUT THE SARCASM WITH A KNIFE.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
*licks*
 
[ - ]  wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
:D TYYYYPPPPPEEEEERRRRR!!!!!
 
[ - ]  wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
ARE YOU STILL HERE? <33333333333333333
 
[ - ]  wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
*1.5 hours later* ...Okay, I guess that's a no.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
hi
 
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I was the first to comment and I'm currently the last to comment. My life is so fantastic.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 8Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago
negro please
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I RECOGNIZE PEOPLE I MISS. BP NO COME BACK I THOUGHT OF
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I DID NOT EVEN PRESS THE POST COMMENT BUTTON. WTF MLIA I WAS NOT DONE WITH MY SENTENCE
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Ayo, Onion.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
...I haven't spoken to Docz in a while, actually... or lycan, or iPhone. Thanks for making me sad, Typz.
 
[ - ]  LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
What even happened to Lycan? Does anyone know?
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
He's still drawing bronies...or ponies... if that helps. That's all I know.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I know I didn't know him as well as you guys, but I kind of miss pre-brony-lycan. o_o But it's cool he's happy.
 
[ - ]  LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I miss him, too. Last I knew he had gotten a girlfriend so that's good. I hope he's off being happy and watching My Little Pony with her or something.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
WHAT? How do you know more about Lyle than I do? :c He needs to come back because it's liak totally less creepy to creep on someone while they're actually here than behind their back. And I've always secretly shipped him with pretz this is upsetting
 
[ - ]  LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I actually don't know that much. :c I just saw that on a post one time and I stored it away in my memory. He does indeed need to come back though because he's cool and what not. I don't know pretz all that well but I support your ship! :D
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
WHAT lycan!? A GIRLfriend? WHAT. I CAN NOT WRAP MY MIND AROUND THIS. OH MY GOODNESS. WHOA WHAT THERE WAS SHIPPING BETWEEN ME AND LYCAN? WHAT DON'T MAKE ME SPIT OUT MY HOT CHOCOLATE.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Now there's the Pretz reaction I've been waiting for. ;u;
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
i think you've melted my brain, typer. this is why i no longer come here. that and it's really dead. but i cannot think properly now
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Lmfaooo, I'm sorry. ...pleasedon'tgo. I don't really ship you, but still. This is crazy. How could Lyle get a girlfriend and not tell us. D:
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
<_< Actually the next time I plan on being here is the 31st, because it will be my three year anniversary, but other than that...eh.
 
[ - ]  LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I wish I could remember who it was that he actually told. But I don't and the post was too long ago for me to go searching for it
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I'd find it for you with my super duper AP spy skills, but it appears I'm a bit rusty.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Got it. http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/3322593/#c_5039529
 
[ - ]  LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
What, how did you even do that so quickly? *bows down to you* WAIT HOLD ON, was it you that hates asterisks? If so, I deeply apologize for that.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
That was actually easy, since it was basically the last thing lycan posted. Yes, I hate asterisks. It's funny because I thought of that earlier when Facebook asked me if I wanted to switch to MLIACPP after I decided to log onto my AP Facebook for the first time in a while. I was like, lolwhatno.
 
[ - ]  LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I feel like this is probably a stupid question, but what is MLIACPP? ._.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
The blog I had about MLIA.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
MLIAcommenting club penguin penguins.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
MLIA Commenting Pet Peeves. I actually went on blogger right now and re-opened the view content to anyone, so... the last post was in March, typer. MARCH. It is January.
 
[ - ]  LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Oh, okay, I knew it seemed familiar. I read part of the blog and that's how I remembered the thing about asterisks.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I mean, I understand why you wouldn't want to be here, I just wish there was away MLIA could revive every so often, like once every couple months or something. I guess everyone kind of matured out of it. Or got bored of it.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
OH MY GOD HAS IT REALLY BEEN THAT LONG WHAT AM I DOIG WITH MY LIFE
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I don't know what you're doing with your life. I haven't been here.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Oops, I'm sorry. It is depressing, no one seems to be keeping in touch anymore. Maybe they'll visit. D:
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
PRETZ, HI.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
HEY PRETZ IS IN SHOCK NOW LEAVE A MESSAGE KTHNX
 
[ - ]  BorderPetrolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Just to clarify, I'm the fake BP.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
mother f*cker
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Yeah, I did that too.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Nonagon. <3 I was going to say Nonny, but I can't remember if that was someone else's nickname for you or your nickname in general.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Oh AP, you can ALWAYS call me Nonny. ;)
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
<3
 
[ - ]  banshiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
http://al.ly/4ip
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
NO ONE'S TAKING YOUR LINKS.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I'M TAKING YOUR LINK.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I'd like three orders of link, please.
 
[ - ]  DecagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I'll take some sausage links.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I'll take Legend of Zelda's Link.
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
hai guys. haven't talked to you lot in a while.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Whoa, hey Tazzy.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
zomg
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Whaaaaa
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I've been caught up with school and art, and I randomly thought of MLIA today. How's everyone doing?
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
wait. is tazzy snazzy like...snazzy. f*ck just forgot the rest of the name.. Snazzy...snazz...Something..SNAZZYJAZZY. TAZZY IS SNAZZYJAZZY? YES? NO?
 
[ - ]  _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago
Whoa calm yourself. If you get any more excited, you'll shit yourself or something.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
shit happens
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I AM AFRAID I AM NOT, PRETZ
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
oh well well. WELL. Your name is misleading.
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Sowwiez. :( I was confronted about this a couple months back too.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Probably by me as well. I'm just confused.
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
S'okay, it happens
 
[ - ]  VinnehGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
The real question is: Does she root?
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
bro, do you even root?
 
[ - ]  _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 9 months ago
Steroids. That'll do it.
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Who's all still here? GUYS PLS PEOPLE
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
.....that's not how i wanted that comment to look. Whoops.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Ahaha. COME BACK. ;-;
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Clouds <3
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
<333
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
WE ARE ALWAYS ON AT DIFFERENT TIMES, DAMMIT :(
 
[ - ]  BorderPetrolGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Herro. I'm still here, as are all of my fake accounts.
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
So....fake BP? Hullo
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Who broke it?
 
[ - ]  wolfcampGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Twilight, Earth's rotation, the horizon... they all broke the day. The question is, how does one literally make a day?
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
The sun rises in the morning, and the workday begins I suppose. o:
 
[ - ]  wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Is OP friends with the sun?
 
[ - ]  wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I didn't know the sun's name was Cara. Good to know... >.< Is it pronounced Kay-ra or Car-ra?
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Car-ra, I do believe.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
As Jimmy Dean's breakfast sandwiches.
 
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*ask
 
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[ - ]  brianmayGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 9 months ago
New post.
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
hand it over here and so I can use it to build a fence to keep the homeless off the yard
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
She LITERALLY made your day? What did she make it out of? I prefer my days made out of red lego blocks that are glued together with the tears of the last living siberian tigers.
 
[ - ]  coolkiddowntheblockGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 9 months ago
Awe guys that's so cute you guys still come on here!!! Who remembers me???
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
no one does
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Lord of the rings marathons are not good for you health.
 
[ - ]  ___Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
LIES! BLASPHEMY! WITCH! BURN THE WITCH.
 
[ - ]  ___Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Hi.
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Hoo r yuu
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
B!tch I will sluice you.
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I meant the sleep aspect.
 
[ - ]  wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago
Burn the witch at the stake, duck is fed ashes, sternly b!tch at the wake, fvck his dead ashes. ~inspired by Pig saying b!tch
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
^all from memory. YEEEEUUUUHHHH
 
[ - ]  BorderPetrolGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Gollum simply walked into Mordor.
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
He was thrown off a cliff along the way.
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Hey, take this up with Boromir. He said the quote, not me.
 
[ - ]  nerdydude11Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 4 months ago
On does not simply reference LOTR for no reason
 
[ - ]  BorderPetrolGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago
GUYS. VOTE ON SUBMISSIONS. We need a new story to pick apart.
 
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Misuse of the word literal
 

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