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Today at my highschool, the marines were in the lunch periods recruiting. They had lanyards and t-shirts for anyone who could do 50 pushups in less that a minute. The basketball athletics director made his team go up and try, and a bunch of them couldn't do it. Then my friend Cara(5"3 and maybe 100lbs) went up to try. The Marine guy said that she only had to do 25, thinking she wouldn't be able to do 50. Cara got down on the floor, and in less than a minute had done 50 pushups. The Marine guy was going to give her a shirt, but none of them were small enough for her. She literally made my day doing that. HLIA
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[ - ]  brianmayGood: 12Bad: 253 years, 1 month ago
....As you were shoving Twinkies in your mouth. Fat cow.
 
[ - ]  Magh2osGood: 4Bad: 03 years ago
Actually, I had a cast on my injured wrist, but thank you for that.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 3Bad: 03 years ago
That awkward moment when the OP responds, and actually has proper grammar and spelling.
 
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http://al.ly/4ip
 
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[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 13 years, 1 month ago
That's a hell of a lot of 69's, BP II.
 
[ - ]  BorderPetrolGood: 0Bad: 23 years, 1 month ago
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[ - ]  BorderPetrolGood: 5Bad: 13 years, 1 month ago
I bet you thought the comments section had come alive again, didn't you? :3
 
[ - ]  LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 5Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
You jerk T.T I was all prepared for lively conversation BUT NO
 
[ - ]  TrueMangaAnimeLoverGood: 5Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
same here
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 5Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
You destroyed my hopes and dreams.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 3Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
damn you
 
[ - ]  aqua_blue382Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Dang it! And I was all ready to read the comments... *looks down in shame*
 
[ - ]  BorderPetrolGood: 0Bad: 13 years, 1 month ago
http://bit.ly/ULTQ4i
 
[ - ]  DecagonGood: 1Bad: 13 years, 1 month ago
And you literally don't know how to use the word literally.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 13 years, 1 month ago
So I like brianmay's comment the best right now.
 
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 1Bad: 13 years, 1 month ago
Are you asking me to marry you?
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
That'd be awkward considering I've never met you, so no.
 
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 6Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
No, not today, but tomorrow is a possibility type of thing?
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Ahahahaha no.
 
[ - ]  LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 2Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
But it would be great. All the commenters that are left could throw you a wedding party and we could make fun of OP's and you two would virtually live happily ever after.
 
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I'm rushing things, I'm sorry. I'll give you a few hours to think about it.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 7Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Don't hang back too much, an hour should suffice.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Anyone else remember the days when commenters would "get married" here? No? Me neither.
 
[ - ]  abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I got "married" in the comment section a whole bunch of times. And now I'm all alone. *sadface*
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I do, I was quite the whore back in the day
 
[ - ]  abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
OH LOOK A PERSON! HELLO PERSON! I'VE MISSED YOU SO.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I kind of remember some of that...
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Felix and mayday didn't invite me to their wedding. :c And I'm pretty sure fastest and paintbrush eloped or something. And I was the flowergirl for ntoo and...who did she marry, like, mike?
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
These are virtual weddings? I can't imagine someone could be a flower girl and not know who the groom is.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
IRL, I mean.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I was never invited to any because I guess I just wasn't liked or popular enough back then.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Yeah, I wasn't popular in the beginning, either. Probably why I have attended no virtual weddings. Although I think someone proposed to me. ...Can't remember who it was, though.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Lies, Osoul, you were always loved. And I'm pretty sure it was that mike dude. :| I felt left out and decided to just appoint myself flower girl and everyone was cool with it so that was that.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Paintbrush...
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
...I couldn't remember your name so I just called you paintbrush is that okay.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Heh, I don't care really. It was a long time ago.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Sorry, I shouldn't have mentioned anything, I shouldn't even be here.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
You can be here if you want, I doubt anyone minds.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Not like there's anyone here to give a f,uck... How've you been, Fait?
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Purple_Typer = Typer?
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Yeah. The numbers were pissing me off and the holiday account was equally annoying due to it's length, so I'm purple now.
 
[ - ]  NonagoneshoppingGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I'm rather partial to my holiday account, but for some reason nobody recognized me, so back to my normal one I suppose.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Haha, it's cool. I kept reading it as "Nona goes shopping," and didn't realize you were secretly our favorite geometric shape the whole time. ;;
 
[ - ]  abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Welp. Is anyone still here?
 
[ - ]  abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
No, nobody loves you anymore.
 
[ - ]  abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
But, but we had such a good run! MLIA WAS BEAUTIFUL.
 
[ - ]  abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
It's gone over to the dark side now. There's nothing you can do anymore. Go cry in a hole.
 
[ - ]  abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
BUT WHAT IF ALL I REALLY WANT IS TO CHANCE UPON AN ARBITRARY COMMENTER WHO STILL KNOWS ME?
 
[ - ]  abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
No. No, that shan't happen. So there. Deal with it.
 
[ - ]  abysmalbananasGood: 2Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I guess I'll just bake cupcakes and be sad then.
 
[ - ]  abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Please undie for a few minutes.
 
[ - ]  jiahaoGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
http://al.ly/4ip
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Camp is the WOTD. Well, then...
 
[ - ]  wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Sounds like a good time for an account change.
 
[ - ]  wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
GODDAMMIT THIS IS SO EXCITING YOU CAN CUT THE SARCASM WITH A KNIFE.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
*licks*
 
[ - ]  wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
:D TYYYYPPPPPEEEEERRRRR!!!!!
 
[ - ]  wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
ARE YOU STILL HERE? <33333333333333333
 
[ - ]  wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
*1.5 hours later* ...Okay, I guess that's a no.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
hi
 
[ - ]  brianmayGood: 3Bad: 13 years, 1 month ago
I was the first to comment and I'm currently the last to comment. My life is so fantastic.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 8Bad: 23 years, 1 month ago
negro please
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 4Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I RECOGNIZE PEOPLE I MISS. BP NO COME BACK I THOUGHT OF
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I DID NOT EVEN PRESS THE POST COMMENT BUTTON. WTF MLIA I WAS NOT DONE WITH MY SENTENCE
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Ayo, Onion.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
...I haven't spoken to Docz in a while, actually... or lycan, or iPhone. Thanks for making me sad, Typz.
 
[ - ]  LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
What even happened to Lycan? Does anyone know?
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
He's still drawing bronies...or ponies... if that helps. That's all I know.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I know I didn't know him as well as you guys, but I kind of miss pre-brony-lycan. o_o But it's cool he's happy.
 
[ - ]  LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I miss him, too. Last I knew he had gotten a girlfriend so that's good. I hope he's off being happy and watching My Little Pony with her or something.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
WHAT? How do you know more about Lyle than I do? :c He needs to come back because it's liak totally less creepy to creep on someone while they're actually here than behind their back. And I've always secretly shipped him with pretz this is upsetting
 
[ - ]  LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I actually don't know that much. :c I just saw that on a post one time and I stored it away in my memory. He does indeed need to come back though because he's cool and what not. I don't know pretz all that well but I support your ship! :D
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
WHAT lycan!? A GIRLfriend? WHAT. I CAN NOT WRAP MY MIND AROUND THIS. OH MY GOODNESS. WHOA WHAT THERE WAS SHIPPING BETWEEN ME AND LYCAN? WHAT DON'T MAKE ME SPIT OUT MY HOT CHOCOLATE.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Now there's the Pretz reaction I've been waiting for. ;u;
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
i think you've melted my brain, typer. this is why i no longer come here. that and it's really dead. but i cannot think properly now
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Lmfaooo, I'm sorry. ...pleasedon'tgo. I don't really ship you, but still. This is crazy. How could Lyle get a girlfriend and not tell us. D:
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
<_< Actually the next time I plan on being here is the 31st, because it will be my three year anniversary, but other than that...eh.
 
[ - ]  LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I wish I could remember who it was that he actually told. But I don't and the post was too long ago for me to go searching for it
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I'd find it for you with my super duper AP spy skills, but it appears I'm a bit rusty.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Got it. http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/3322593/#c_5039529
 
[ - ]  LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
What, how did you even do that so quickly? *bows down to you* WAIT HOLD ON, was it you that hates asterisks? If so, I deeply apologize for that.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
That was actually easy, since it was basically the last thing lycan posted. Yes, I hate asterisks. It's funny because I thought of that earlier when Facebook asked me if I wanted to switch to MLIACPP after I decided to log onto my AP Facebook for the first time in a while. I was like, lolwhatno.
 
[ - ]  LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I feel like this is probably a stupid question, but what is MLIACPP? ._.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
The blog I had about MLIA.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
MLIAcommenting club penguin penguins.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
MLIA Commenting Pet Peeves. I actually went on blogger right now and re-opened the view content to anyone, so... the last post was in March, typer. MARCH. It is January.
 
[ - ]  LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Oh, okay, I knew it seemed familiar. I read part of the blog and that's how I remembered the thing about asterisks.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I mean, I understand why you wouldn't want to be here, I just wish there was away MLIA could revive every so often, like once every couple months or something. I guess everyone kind of matured out of it. Or got bored of it.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
OH MY GOD HAS IT REALLY BEEN THAT LONG WHAT AM I DOIG WITH MY LIFE
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I don't know what you're doing with your life. I haven't been here.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Oops, I'm sorry. It is depressing, no one seems to be keeping in touch anymore. Maybe they'll visit. D:
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
PRETZ, HI.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
HEY PRETZ IS IN SHOCK NOW LEAVE A MESSAGE KTHNX
 
[ - ]  BorderPetrolGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Just to clarify, I'm the fake BP.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 5Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
mother f*cker
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Yeah, I did that too.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Nonagon. <3 I was going to say Nonny, but I can't remember if that was someone else's nickname for you or your nickname in general.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Oh AP, you can ALWAYS call me Nonny. ;)
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
<3
 
[ - ]  banshiGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
http://al.ly/4ip
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 4Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
NO ONE'S TAKING YOUR LINKS.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I'M TAKING YOUR LINK.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 4Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I'd like three orders of link, please.
 
[ - ]  DecagonGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I'll take some sausage links.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 3Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I'll take Legend of Zelda's Link.
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
hai guys. haven't talked to you lot in a while.
 
[ - ]  Purple_TyperGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Whoa, hey Tazzy.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
zomg
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Whaaaaa
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I've been caught up with school and art, and I randomly thought of MLIA today. How's everyone doing?
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
wait. is tazzy snazzy like...snazzy. f*ck just forgot the rest of the name.. Snazzy...snazz...Something..SNAZZYJAZZY. TAZZY IS SNAZZYJAZZY? YES? NO?
 
[ - ]  _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 13 years, 1 month ago
Whoa calm yourself. If you get any more excited, you'll shit yourself or something.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
shit happens
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I AM AFRAID I AM NOT, PRETZ
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
oh well well. WELL. Your name is misleading.
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Sowwiez. :( I was confronted about this a couple months back too.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Probably by me as well. I'm just confused.
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
S'okay, it happens
 
[ - ]  VinnehGood: 2Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
The real question is: Does she root?
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
bro, do you even root?
 
[ - ]  _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 33 years, 1 month ago
Steroids. That'll do it.
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Who's all still here? GUYS PLS PEOPLE
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
.....that's not how i wanted that comment to look. Whoops.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Ahaha. COME BACK. ;-;
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Clouds <3
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
<333
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
WE ARE ALWAYS ON AT DIFFERENT TIMES, DAMMIT :(
 
[ - ]  BorderPetrolGood: 3Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Herro. I'm still here, as are all of my fake accounts.
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
So....fake BP? Hullo
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Who broke it?
 
[ - ]  wolfcampGood: 4Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Twilight, Earth's rotation, the horizon... they all broke the day. The question is, how does one literally make a day?
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
The sun rises in the morning, and the workday begins I suppose. o:
 
[ - ]  wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Is OP friends with the sun?
 
[ - ]  wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I didn't know the sun's name was Cara. Good to know... >.< Is it pronounced Kay-ra or Car-ra?
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Car-ra, I do believe.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
As Jimmy Dean's breakfast sandwiches.
 
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[ - ]  brianmayGood: 0Bad: 43 years, 1 month ago
New post.
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 2Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
hand it over here and so I can use it to build a fence to keep the homeless off the yard
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 3Bad: 13 years, 1 month ago
She LITERALLY made your day? What did she make it out of? I prefer my days made out of red lego blocks that are glued together with the tears of the last living siberian tigers.
 
[ - ]  coolkiddowntheblockGood: 0Bad: 23 years, 1 month ago
Awe guys that's so cute you guys still come on here!!! Who remembers me???
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 13 years, 1 month ago
no one does
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 13 years, 1 month ago
Lord of the rings marathons are not good for you health.
 
[ - ]  ___Good: 2Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
LIES! BLASPHEMY! WITCH! BURN THE WITCH.
 
[ - ]  ___Good: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Hi.
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Hoo r yuu
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
B!tch I will sluice you.
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
I meant the sleep aspect.
 
[ - ]  wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 13 years, 1 month ago
Burn the witch at the stake, duck is fed ashes, sternly b!tch at the wake, fvck his dead ashes. ~inspired by Pig saying b!tch
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 2Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.
 
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^all from memory. YEEEEUUUUHHHH
 
[ - ]  BorderPetrolGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Gollum simply walked into Mordor.
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 2Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
He was thrown off a cliff along the way.
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 1 month ago
Hey, take this up with Boromir. He said the quote, not me.
 
[ - ]  nerdydude11Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 8 months ago
On does not simply reference LOTR for no reason
 
[ - ]  BorderPetrolGood: 1Bad: 23 years, 1 month ago
GUYS. VOTE ON SUBMISSIONS. We need a new story to pick apart.
 
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