MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, I thought that those MLIA posts about the death of an average friend were depressing and admittedly, lame. Then the state trooper came to the door of my apartment to tell me my best friend, Lindsay, had died on impact in a horrific car accident. Now I want to proclaim to the average world that Lindsay was the most average person I have ever met. She made every day a joy, from quoting Harry Potter to playing with Legos to dancing in the kitchen. She changed my life. With or without her, I will never be the same. Lindsay's LIA--and because of that, MLIA.

#3342043 Comments: 38 Votes: average 1836meh 161Share

[ - ] brianmayGood: 7Bad: 208 months ago

Go tell somebody who cares, I don't give a f*ck.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 27Bad: 348 months ago

Go fuc k yourself you mentally defective troll doll.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 48 months ago

15 goods? Damn.

[ - ] dollymixXxGood: 0Bad: 08 months ago

I didn't even know that many people came here.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 08 months ago

It's probably the same person doing it multiple times. It's possible, but takes dedication.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 7Bad: 158 months ago

Sounds like the only average thing she did was die...

[ - ] KittyBug3913Good: 19Bad: 58 months ago

You guys are buttholes. This website is a great place to kill time until you get to a comment section. Then its like every other awful disgusting website. You all sicken me.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 6Bad: 108 months ago

Glad to hear it, you odoriferous twat :D

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 8Bad: 28 months ago

omg i miss people like you<3

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 3Bad: 78 months ago

Buttholes? Oh man... That hurt.

[ - ] xRenOxGood: 4Bad: 08 months ago

It only hurts if you do it wrong.

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 2Bad: 68 months ago

Good. Maybe that'll keep you from coming here again.

[ - ] AdoIfHitlerGood: 5Bad: 48 months ago

This website is in no way a great place to kill time.

[ - ] YamiKokoroGood: 0Bad: 14 months, 2 weeks ago

Yup

[ - ] dollymixXxGood: 2Bad: 58 months ago

This had 69 averages when I first saw it. Being the homewrecker I am, I was the 70th average.

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 4Bad: 78 months ago

Nope, sorry, still depressing and lame. But mostly lame.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 5Bad: 08 months ago

If this is real, I'm sorry for your loss. If it's fake, f*ck you.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 10Bad: 18 months ago

Today, I thought people being sad about death was lame. Then it happened to me and I felt like an ass. So I told everyone about how I was an ass! MLIA. Sorry for your loss, I hope you're coping with it in a better way than telling the Internet in an offensive way.

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 3Bad: 78 months ago

Your story isn't different than any of the other stories like this. You're just as lame as everyone else.

[ - ] WhatTheFuckClaireGood: 1Bad: 78 months ago

AVERAGE PEOPLE ARE SO BORING

[ - ] WhatTheFuckClaireGood: 0Bad: 68 months ago

So... I broke my wrist so I have a cast on it and my boyfriend said for Halloween I should go as a lobster, because it already looks like I have a lobster claw. And apparently in no way is a nurse outfit with a bright neon cast in any way attractive. fml

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 08 months ago

lmfao <3

[ - ] WhatTheFuckClaireGood: 0Bad: 08 months ago

ikr

[ - ] Fillionfan400Good: 7Bad: 28 months ago

R.I.P Lindsay.

[ - ] caitiebug1119Good: 5Bad: 08 months ago

Why did the state trooper go to your house and not Lindsay's family? Unless you two were roommates or sisters. Well it's none of my business why he came to your house, and I'll assume this story is real, but RIP Lindsay.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 18 months ago

They have to go to the family first, smartie-pants.

[ - ] Onlyme123Good: 1Bad: 08 months ago

as am I, I'm sorry for your loss

[ - ] AdoIfHitlerGood: 1Bad: 68 months ago

Lindsay sounds like a loser.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 3Bad: 28 months ago

And a jew.

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[ - ] JimKirksFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 month, 4 weeks ago

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[ - ] BreakersSoccerGood: 1Bad: 02 weeks, 3 days ago

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