MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 5Bad: 210 months ago

I don't. You sound like a creeper.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 5Bad: 010 months ago

'Gastric Bypass Surgery' also should've been one of the options.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 210 months ago

That isn't suspicious at all.

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 1Bad: 210 months ago

I just want real cookies. Is that too much to ask?

[ - ] ARANDOMGood: 4Bad: 210 months ago

"Passion, Strength, Love, Patience, Cookies, Courage... and so forth." Thats an amazing sentence.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 6Bad: 010 months ago

I'd have taken "so forth".

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 210 months ago

I legitimately hoped for the options: fire, water, wind, earth, and heart.

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 110 months ago

I would have taken wind.

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 110 months ago

I would've taken earth, actually.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 010 months ago

OMG TOYDS.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Water sounds cool to me. :D

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 110 months ago

I just ready eleven pages of the introductory section of my college textbook on a Sunday night. I AM SO NOT READY but i am i'm just alksdklasjdalsjdalksdjalsd yes.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 010 months ago

Or I read them. that too

[ - ] thatonechickfromthatoneplaceGood: 2Bad: 010 months ago

Should've been money. Lots of people need money.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 2Bad: 110 months ago

Fleas. I hate fleas. I bet OP has fleas.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 4Bad: 110 months ago

Installed? Is that what you call taping something up? If so, I installed a gift the other day.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 3Bad: 010 months ago

Remember when there were talkative people here? I remember that. I miss that.

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 110 months ago

I've been a freshman for 4 days and I already know this year is going to suck.

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Wait, I'm supposed to be 6 years old. I mean, first grader.

[ - ] VenusaurGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

I miss seventh grade.

[ - ] VenusaurGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

oh i forgot to log out of this account after i made it ive now embarrassed myself

[ - ] VenusaurGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

I must go.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Ah, so you're a freshman...

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Eeyup.

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 010 months ago

I'm still thirteen until next month, though.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Oh, high school freshmen! I thought you meant college freshmen. Damn I feel old...

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Eeyup. No, no. I'm just really young. Don't feel bad.

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Not that being old is bad, I just, yeah.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

I COULD'VE BEEN A COLLEGE FRESHMAN THIS YEAR. Except life sucks and I have to wait.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

I'm a college senior who still has two more years of school left stuck in a major I don't really want anymore but I've already invested, like, 5 years into it and yeah. Don't major in the arts.

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 010 months ago

I'll try not to.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 110 months ago

... So you, like, hit puberty a week ago.

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 010 months ago

I hit it when I was like 10.

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 010 months ago

._.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

WOW. Nearly FOUR years! That's almost whole 48 periods! You're a grown-ass woman now, huh?

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 010 months ago

No?

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 010 months ago

I am confused. My age is showing.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Yeah, that wasn't a good joke.

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 010 months ago

It took me a minute to get.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

It's nothing personal, I swear. I mean no harm.

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 010 months ago

I know, I know. d:

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Excellent. How's your night/day going?

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 1Bad: 010 months ago

Pretty good. I need to shower. I smell like an Arabian knight.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

That's... I'll assume that isn't good. Haven't really met an Arabian Knight...

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 1Bad: 010 months ago

I smell bad.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Yes, I understood that bit. Why not shower?

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Oh, and it hardly gets better.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

This inspiring message brought to you by the F@#$ Yo Couch Organization and the League of the Sexually Frustrated.

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 010 months ago

So inspiring. So fresh.

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 010 months ago

You're Subway.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

I used to know a guy that everyone called Subway. Even his teachers and parents. Dunno why...

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Did he have a five dollar foot long?

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

I don't think so, no... In fact, he never ate sandwiches of any kind.

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Was he a train?

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

If he was, he had a biitchin' disguise.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 110 months ago

Why must puppies have such needle-y teeth? Agh.

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 110 months ago

I am here beause Fi hello Fi

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

YES HIIIIIII

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

HELLOOOOO

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Omfg worst timing ever why is this happening I have to peel potatoes omfg I'll be quick brb

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Agh okay

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

How're youuuuu :D

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

I'M GOOD YAY HI

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

YAY THAT'S GOOD

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

HOW ARE YOU?

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 110 months ago

If I say "track" over and over it starts to sound like "crack" and I start to sound like a crazy addict.

[ - ] JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

You have an amazing ability to drag people back to this place<3

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Excellent my plan is working hi <3

[ - ] JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Hi! How are you? (Also we're fourteen hours apart :c)

[ - ] JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

wait no fifteen (i think? Braindead from school all day, idk)

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

(B!tch I had a maths test today I'm more braindead)

[ - ] JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

(lolgetoveritassface)

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

(lolno titnose)

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

titnose what

[ - ] JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Oh my god can you imagine having a tit where your nose should be

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Woah breast feeding would be so awkward

[ - ] JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

jesus christ

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Okay would you rather have a tit where your nose should be or a line of d!cks along your spine

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

There are some people that can stand on their hands or head and they'd know. ... Or suffocate.

[ - ] JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Dicks on my spine, you could hide it way easier

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Imagine "Death by titnose" on a gravestone omfg

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

About the tit-where-your-nose-should-be thing. I know y'all didn't mean it that way, but there was mention of boobs so I had to comment.

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

What if you had like ten errections at the same time you'd pass out and have a spiky back

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

R why are you there go away r

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

I'm okay! I think. A bit drowsy, maybe. How're you? (Aw. :c So it's, like, 3:20 PM there?)

[ - ] JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Yeah, I'm super tired right now too. Good, other than that, though. c: (4:20. I was right the second time!)

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Well, that's good c: (Iiiii see... Well, good to know! Still dunno how to arrange a time we can talk without one of us being tired as balls or busy, though...)

[ - ] JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

totallygotdistractedoops. Yeah, I have no ideas. :c

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 110 months ago

Fi why did you vanish D:

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

I'm sorry I was voting on submissions and my phone is dying. D:

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Nope not allowed, it must not die

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

But it can't really charge while I hold itttt...

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Then burn it. :D

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Well that wouldn't help either. :c

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

That's where you're wrong. Burning things solves everything. True fact.

[ - ] VinnehGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

^

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 010 months ago

dammit i miss all the fun people

[ - ] VinnehGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

mi 2

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

I don't.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 110 months ago

fun people do not exist

[ - ] Bob_the_F_Wording_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

:')

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

:(

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 010 months ago

I miss people in general.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 110 months ago

Even the not-fun ones were at least a little interesting.

[ - ] PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 1Bad: 010 months ago

Where's general?

[ - ] luckycharmedGood: 0Bad: 110 months ago

Oh man this has been here since yesterday :(

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

sadface

[ - ] PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 3Bad: 010 months ago

I was surprised to see 102 comments and then I saw when the first comment was made.

[ - ] PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 110 months ago

Hey look at me I'm a year old

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 010 months ago

noob

[ - ] PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Thanks! C:

[ - ] LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Over 100 comments and then they're all old. I had hope for a bit there.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 010 months ago

Hahah... You had hope. Hah.

[ - ] LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 110 months ago

Funny, right?

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Well if you had hope, I guess we're all screwed.

[ - ] LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 110 months ago

We are. It's probably the end of the world.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 3Bad: 010 months ago

I have yet to actually read the post. I'm not lying. I've glanced at it, but have not read it correctly.

[ - ] SilenceToLoudGood: 0Bad: 110 months ago

Cake is better, I don't see the what the big deal about cookies is.

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

I will challenge you on that.

[ - ] yohsilover26Good: 0Bad: 09 months, 3 weeks ago

Where did you grow up?!

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[ - ] yohsilover26Good: 0Bad: 29 months, 3 weeks ago

Who wouldn't pick cookies?

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