Today, I went to meet my new teachers at school. When I went to meet my spanish teacher he was wearing blue striped pants, a checkered shirt, a bow tie, and was holding a pickle club. I think this will be a good year. MLIA
Because of one crazy teacher? Really? Sorry, pumpkin, but one teacher cannot make the whole year go well, no matter how much Disney Channel tries to tell you that.
My old school was like that, too. Well, it was square, but y'know. It might've been that the halls were always packed, though. For one thousand and two hundred students, it was bad to have only the one building.
Hah! We have two thousand! It's insane! Not to mention people think it's a bright idea to have a twelve person group stop in the middle of the hall to have a nice chat...
It was packed. Like, shit would actually have to stop, people wouldnt move at all, and most people would be late. ... I blame the freshman. Yes, yes it is. A lot of people. Which is why I didn't go for more than a couple weeks.
YES, EXACTLY. Freshman and B!TCHES with their stupidly.large group of friends who think it's totally cool to COMPLETELY STOP MOVING and just stand there and TALK, never mind that they have the SAME GOD DAMN CLASS TOGETHER.
Ok, first of all, I posted this. Second, it was supposed to be hosting, not holding. Stupid auto correct. Third, I have all fun teachers and am in classes with only my friends. So yes, it will be a fun year. Fourth, I am in 8th grade, not a freshman.
He said it was auto-correct, so I assume he/she posted the story on a phone or other mobile device. I've gotten stranger auto-corrections than that on my iPhone, so I'm sure that is indeed possible.
It sometimes auto-completes (or gives you suggestions) you when you're typing in the first few letters of the word. If you're typing fast or not paying close enough attention, it's easy to get the wrong word.
I can only recall two of my high school teachers that were even remotely interesting. One was my English teacher, when I was a freshman. She never wore the same outfit or shoes more than once. The other was my biology teacher for my third year. He kept snakes and turtles and a tarantula in the classroom.
Apparently at my high school, there was a teacher who kept dead, frozen hamsters and would take them out during class and play with them. Or so everyone said. The most exciting teacher I can remember was my Algebra 2 teacher who always ate bagels while he was teaching. He looked like the stereotypical nerd.
My bank doesn't allow special characters (%, *, etc) to be used in your password. You would think that's the one site where you would want to use special characters because, identity theft.
Today, I went to meet my new teachers at school. When I went to meet my gym teacher he was wearing a zebra striped thong, assless chaps, a bow tie, and was holding a paddle. I think this will be a good year. MLIA
Middle school sucks because people are still concerned with being the k0oLe$t Ev@r but at the same time they're all hitting puberty and don't know what the f*ck they're doing. High school sucks more because it's all the people you went to middle school with plus some other rabdom bastards and everyone thinks they're hot shit because they're in high school now AND THEY IS A GROWN-ASS ADULT, except nobody has really matured since middle school so it's really just more of the same shit because it's a time of change and there are more "BFFS 4 LYFE" arguing and starting shit "because they changed" when really all they did was find a new way to be a nigge--I mean, start shit so they can get attention*.
Like, everyone says that people in high school don't care about anyone but themselves, and that's pretty much true, but they care in a way that makes them want to remember all the shit everyone else did so that they cab use it against them to cause more suit and somehow come out looking like the better person. And they remember EVERYTHING. For instance, I remember the ugly girl that threatened to beat up my sister in the locker room (which was weird because they were practically naked - she might have been a lesbian) and then didn't and she now works at Subway. I don't actually care to start anything with her, because it was years ago, but this is to show that PEOPLE REMEMBER THAT SHIT. I also remember the girl that used to make fun of my boobs but wore seven bras at the same time so hers would stay "perky" but then she got cysts and one boob is WAY saggier than the other and mine are bigger and don't have cysts. But really I just felt like sharing the second one so that someone can know my festering hatred stems from something understandable and the insulting continued all the way into high school. I don't really want to start shit with her. It just gave me a ferocious desire to keep her as a friend on my Facebook so that when I'm all sexy and cool, she can see it and feel like the cellulige-riddled whore-midget she is. ... Yeah, I'm not better than anyone else. (Y)
Also, still working on the "sexy and cool" thing. Though, I have maintained a relationship for almost two years with someone who's actually gong somewhere in life, so I'm three up on her, one by having non-tweaker boyfriend, and another for keeping him for longer than three months and hey, why not another for not having to worry about one of my million exes telling him I might have The Herp.
But she has more friends than I do. And they compliment her. And she's had more than three guys express romantic or sexual interest in her. And she goes outside. So, I'm kind of not winning. Not that there's any winning to this anyway.
YAY PUPPIES AND GUINEA PIGS BUT AW STUPID PEOPLE I'm not sure really I think I'm hungry and tired but also a little sad WHY WERE THERE PUPPIES AND GUINEA PIGS IN YOUR CLASS?
Yeah... I just thought about it, though, and I wonder if the lack of posts is because all the OPs are off having boring Amurrican summers and once school starts again for us Amurricans and the OPs go back and see all the "fantastic" things at their school, they'll post and vote more. Dunno what to do about comments, though.
That's what I thought, too, but maybe they're spending that free time outside or not doing anything Harry Potte related. Maybe because they don't go to school every day and see a Hugh of people, they don't have anything to post about!
Aw man I don't want to lay in my left side anymore but the puppy is curled up against my legs and he's even snoring and I really don't want to piss him off because needle-y teeth.
WAIT I THINK I HAVE IT the supposed OP said they meant "hosting" instead of "holding", so maybe a pickle club is just a group for people who like pickles. Which is silly, because there are tons of people who like pickles and they could just like a page on Facebook about pickles and not have to attend meetings in which OP's teacher shoves pickles up their asses or something.
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