MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today my best friend came over and we had some time to kill before my dad got home, so we found 2 light sabers, 2 capes, and 2 masks, dressed up and then went to opposite ends of the house. When my dad got home we screamed. "FOR NARNIA!" and charged at each other and had a light saber battle in front of him. His response...."the internet is down isn't it." OLIA!!

#3338106 Comments: 56 Votes: average 1012meh 43Share

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 110 months ago

omg ur lyfes r so average im soooo jellie......... tee hee hee :)))))))))))

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 4Bad: 010 months ago

It's the best I can come up with, I'm sorry.

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Oh, okay.

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 110 months ago

I feel like dropping Biology and just having a free period but Biology is a lot mroe helpful than goofing off.

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 010 months ago

*more

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 010 months ago

I also hate how I forgot to log into my other account. Oh well.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 5Bad: 110 months ago

And then he lamented the fragility of condoms.

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 2Bad: 010 months ago

OLIA. Our life is average. What.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 4Bad: 010 months ago

They share. OP's friend gets it weekdays, OP only on weekends. Because it neglects it.

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 110 months ago

Olia, is the name, of an- a - the thing from the thing that did the thing.

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 1Bad: 010 months ago

Sometimes, I like to cover myself in Vaseline and slowly go inside of myself.

[ - ] BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 110 months ago

Really? On the weekends, I like to cut off my limbs and cover myself in Vasaline, so I can pretend to be a slug. It's a hoot. We should go Vasaline shopping together!

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Sometimes, when I'm alone, I like to cover myself in Vaseline and slide around in my kitchen, pretending to be a slug.

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 010 months ago

No, come back.

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 110 months ago

Fucck you, Natalie.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Sometimes I like to lie down and pretend to be the road.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 010 months ago

Sometimes I like to lie down and go to sleep.

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 010 months ago

You misspelled Vaseline.

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 210 months ago

Fucck the money, I have rules.

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 010 months ago

I mean, what.

[ - ] SasukeTheUnicornGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Screw the rules I have green hair.

[ - ] SasukeTheUnicornGood: 0Bad: 09 months ago

It's funny because I actually have green hair.

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 110 months ago

I wonder what will come out when I press ctrl-v.

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 010 months ago

https://www.facebook.com/

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 1Bad: 010 months ago

Well that was anti-climactic.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 010 months ago

It was kind of sad.

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Yeah. It sucked because I thought I had the bat-cat link on me, but no. I dunno where it went.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

This, I'm guessing. http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/255/e/b/bat_cat_by_neoslashott-d49iof2.swf

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 110 months ago

I'm so lonely.

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 110 months ago

I want cake.

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Or flan.

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 110 months ago

My eyes ache.

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 210 months ago

I need to study for my Chinese quiz tomorrow. Shit.

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 010 months ago

First time I've been excited for a quiz ever.

[ - ] fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Yeah, bye.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Bye.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Chinese is fun to learn.

[ - ] NumbersOrBollocksGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Hao yun.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 110 months ago

"Olia" sounds like the name of an olive company, or something.

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 1Bad: 110 months ago

So who wants to read what I'm writing? What's that? All of you? Okay here http://figment.com/books/406155-Arena

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

I can't follow links on my phone. ;-;

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 1Bad: 010 months ago

Gosh darnit D:

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

I WOULD IF I COULD. D:

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

BUT BUT BUT

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 110 months ago

I would if I knew how the fudk the copy text thing worked on this piece of shit phone. I'm sorry. :c

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Ahah, it's okay.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Okay...

[ - ] luckycharmedGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Pedz I love it! C:

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 010 months ago

People like you are directly responsible for killing Star Wars.

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 1Bad: 010 months ago

And why did you require your dad to be there, again?

[ - ] luckycharmedGood: 1Bad: 010 months ago

Uhm... ok.

[ - ] SilenceToLoudGood: 0Bad: 210 months ago

OMFG GUYYZZ, WEre SURCH DERKS. WE LURV STAREZ WORZ.

[ - ] PolyesterAngelGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

OLIA as in "our life is average"? You share a life? YAY for bad grammar!

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[ - ] bananniboGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 2 weeks ago

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