Today, I was walking down the beach and I stepped on something slimy in the edge of the water. I looked down and discovered that I had stepped on an octopus! I decided to pick it up and throw it back into the ocean. After picking it up by the tentacle, I realized that it was fake and there was a fishing line attached to it. I looked up and saw an old man holding the other end of the line and laughing hysterically. turns out, he and his wife had been sitting there all day watching people freak out about the octopus. M(and their)LIA