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Today, my best friend and I naturally decided to wear our zombie apocalypse shirts and carry swords out to eat. While ordering pie (the only reasonable food to order) we were questioned multiple times about why we were wearing and carrying them. This one older woman just smiled at us and said, "I hope you guys win," and walked away. I'm not sure what she thought we were competing in, given our attire, but I shall try to win, I shall try...MLIA
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[ - ]  AdoIfHitlerGood: 0Bad: 110 months, 3 weeks ago
You'll lose.
 
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[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 510 months, 3 weeks ago
You're going to lose.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 210 months, 3 weeks ago
I don't know if this was some sort of sad attempt to be funny and sarcastic or if you actually think it was natural to wear a zombie apocalypse shirt, carry a sword, and order pie for a meal, but this post is bad and you should feel bad.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 2Bad: 310 months, 3 weeks ago
Pie for dinner doesn't sound like a bad option.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 1Bad: 010 months, 3 weeks ago
Please don't eat me! D:
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 3 weeks ago
I want a hot dog.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 310 months, 3 weeks ago
omfg ikr
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 310 months, 3 weeks ago
sooo boreedd
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 4Bad: 110 months, 3 weeks ago
I hate some of you.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 3 weeks ago
okay
 
[ - ]  ChocolateChipGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 3 weeks ago
TYPER
 
[ - ]  ChocolateChipGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 3 weeks ago
she was on 13 minutes ago SHE BETTER GET BACK HERE
 
[ - ]  ChocolateChipGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 3 weeks ago
and she was on twitter 39 minutes ago but i missed it ;-;
 
[ - ]  ChocolateChipGood: 4Bad: 010 months, 3 weeks ago
i am just going to sit here and refresh constantly ok
 
[ - ]  ChocolateChipGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 3 weeks ago
SHE REPLIED ON TWITTER woot ok bye
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 110 months, 3 weeks ago
Please don't ever write a book. You're a terrible writer.
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 3 weeks ago
I wouldn't mind a pie right now.
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 3 weeks ago
Sydney transport is dumb.
 
[ - ]  VinnehGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 3 weeks ago
Australian transport is dumb.
 
[ - ]  TheCatinatorGood: 1Bad: 010 months, 3 weeks ago
i feel like i havent been here in forever but its only been like a day i wonder if people will get mad at me for no grammar but no one is here to yell oh well who cares
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 3 weeks ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxUiciG1SR4&feature=related
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 3 weeks ago
no one ever gets mad for no grammar
 
[ - ]  TheCatinatorGood: 1Bad: 010 months, 3 weeks ago
thats cute remember when you would get chewed out for tiny mistakes i do i kind of miss those days
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 3 weeks ago
eeyup, but then it died and everyone stopped caring.
 
[ - ]  TheCatinatorGood: 2Bad: 010 months, 3 weeks ago
armpit hair is disgusting men should shave their armpits
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 1Bad: 010 months, 3 weeks ago
They should at least trim it.
 
[ - ]  HaitTreadGood: 4Bad: 1010 months, 3 weeks ago
How about fuuck you? Real men should not be bald body faaggots. Real men are hairy mother fuuckers.
 
[ - ]  VinnehGood: 2Bad: 110 months, 3 weeks ago
yeah hair is bad why dont we all just shave our heads eyebrows eyelashes pubes and everything else thats hairy because we dont want hair its disgusting and not feminine
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 3 weeks ago
http://mylifeisaverage.com/static/images/logo.png
 
[ - ]  AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 5Bad: 210 months, 3 weeks ago
Can we as a society move away from the zombie shit?
 

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