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Yesterday night my mom and I were "camping out" on our balcony because our apartment was too hot to sleep in. At one point in the night I got up to go to the bathroom. It wasn't long before I heard my mom calling my name. I asked her what she wanted. Her reply? "Oh, nothing. I didn't hear you leave and you weren't making any noise... I was just checking to make sure you weren't abducted by aliens". I love my mom. MLIA
#3334334 Comments: 51 Votes: average 556meh 39Share 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
woot first.
 
[ - ]  TheCatinatorGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
Achohool?
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
alcolol
 
[ - ]  TheCatinatorGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
Dirn again?
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
jus a lul bit
 
[ - ]  TheCatinatorGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
Whew whew!
 
[ - ]  TheCatinatorGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
SDC WHERE DID YOU GO.
 
[ - ]  TheCatinatorGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH.
 
[ - ]  StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
WHY DOES FATE TAUNT ME SO? OH DEAR CATINATOR, RETURN TO ME-- MY LOVE!
 
[ - ]  TheCatinatorGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
MEOW!
 
[ - ]  StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
:D :D :D HI.
 
[ - ]  StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
OHMAGERD. How ARE you daaaaaaahling? It has been AEONS. AEONS!
 
[ - ]  TheCatinatorGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
TELL ME ABOUT IT! So much has happened! We got older! High school happened! Raaaaaaah!
 
[ - ]  TheCatinatorGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
Holy crap. Hi! How are you?!
 
[ - ]  StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
Lookit how polite we are. I've been TRUCKIN'. So many things have happened man, I don't even know where to start. DRAMA and ART and summer happy fun times, all OVER this damn place.
 
[ - ]  TheCatinatorGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
Oh, man! Life is cray!
 
[ - ]  StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
Life man. It just like. Goes and... like. Goes. Man, it's cosmic.
 
[ - ]  TheCatinatorGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
Duuuuude.
 
[ - ]  arandomturtleGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
q
 
[ - ]  StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
r
 
[ - ]  TheCatinatorGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
s
 
[ - ]  arandomturtleGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
z
 
[ - ]  StarDustCrazyGood: 3Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
You tricky little monkey. YOU KNOW NOTHING COMES AFTER Z. Therefore, no one can comment after you. Well, I rebel.
 
[ - ]  arandomturtleGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
sorrry i meant t
 
[ - ]  TheCatinatorGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
u!
 
[ - ]  arandomturtleGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
v
 
[ - ]  TheCatinatorGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
w!
 
[ - ]  arandomturtleGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
x
 
[ - ]  TheCatinatorGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
y!
 
[ - ]  arandomturtleGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
And!
 
[ - ]  TheCatinatorGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
Z! EVERYBODY FREAK OUT!!
 
[ - ]  arandomturtleGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
aasssssssssssssssssssfffffffffffffffffffffffffsfffffffffdsssssdfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffddddggffghjjjjjjjjjj
 
[ - ]  TheCatinatorGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
Is it better to get 2 hours of sleep or none at all?
 
[ - ]  StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
Pfft, none. Then you don't have to go through the whole, "getting up" thing.
 
[ - ]  TheCatinatorGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
Yeah, that seems to be the theme of this summer. Who needs when you have tumblr and a FRIENDS marathon?
 
[ - ]  StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
Yes.
 
[ - ]  arandomturtleGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
2 hours for me its 20 to 11
 
[ - ]  TheCatinatorGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
It's 2:40 a.m. here, but I have to get up early because I'm going to Six Flags!
 
[ - ]  arandomturtleGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
whats 6 flags
 
[ - ]  TheCatinatorGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
An amusement park. Roller coasters and whatnot.
 
[ - ]  StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
WITH THE DANCING OLD GUY?
 
[ - ]  TheCatinatorGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
YES. I have a bobble-head of him!
 
[ - ]  StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
:D :D I LOVE TURTLE MCGEE.
 
[ - ]  arandomturtleGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
k sounds fun
 
[ - ]  VinnehGood: 1Bad: 110 months, 1 week ago
Ass licker.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
I'm sure she would love to see you get abducted by aliens.
 
[ - ]  xHusky_FootballxGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
Wow, I was hoping this place shut down. Anyways, f*ck all ya'll have a nice day.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
ew why would i want to f*ck you
 
[ - ]  krybqrzkGood: 3Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
This post sucks, www.amirite.net/ref/mlia
 
[ - ]  krybqrzkGood: 10Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
Best post all day, www.amirite.net
 
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