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On friday night I received a phone call asking me to pick my daughter up from the police station after she had been taken in for drunken and obscene behaviour in public. I said "No way, not today. Keep her there for a week until she sobers up." I'm 17 and have no children. MLIA.
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[ - ]  leazes_93Good: 2Bad: 1010 months, 1 week ago
Dafuq haz dis site cum to??? Dis shiit iz fuqed up. Funny dho
 
[ - ]  leazes_93Good: 3Bad: 610 months, 1 week ago
take dhat good bhaq! Mudda fuqqa wat dha hell! Sinse wen do yhu fuqqen ghud me?
 
[ - ]  leazes_93Good: 2Bad: 410 months, 1 week ago
Take dhat mudda fuqqen ghadammed ghud baqq!!!!!!!
 
[ - ]  leazes_93Good: 1Bad: 410 months, 1 week ago
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[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 110 months, 1 week ago
Fuqqen! There's a new spelling that'll get that word through the filter.
 
[ - ]  leazes_93Good: 0Bad: 210 months, 1 week ago
Dafuq? Yhu r suposd 2 h8 me. Wat fuqqen hapnd 2 dhis place.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 2Bad: 110 months, 1 week ago
I don't know, but I'm scared. Better safe than sorry. *shoots*
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 110 months, 1 week ago
lmaooo
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 8Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
No children? Good, keep it that way.
 
[ - ]  SlippingInTheRainInsteadGood: 9Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
I actually sort of liked this post.
 
[ - ]  _spoons_Good: 2Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
That is not that bad. I can deal with it.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 410 months, 1 week ago
I'm sure that'll change in nine months.
 
[ - ]  i_hate_people_whoGood: 1Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
Another Human!!
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_F_Wording_BuilderGood: 7Bad: 310 months, 1 week ago
People who also don't have children: Casey Anthony.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 5Bad: 210 months, 1 week ago
Why does this site never post new stories when I am home with nothing to do, but when I'm out having a life there's, like, five posts?
 
[ - ]  i_hate_people_whoGood: 1Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
SOML
 
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