Today at the park, I was hanging out at a golf course with my girlfriend when all of a sudden, some Twilight fans come walking along with a cardboard cutout of one of the characters. My girlfriend tells me to stay put for a second, while she went to go get something. I was puzzled at first, but then my girlfriend came back with a golf cart and ran over the cutout until it was crumpled. I knew I picked the right girl. MLIA