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Today, when I checked the mail, I found a lime in my mailbox. I'm so confused. MLIA
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[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 312 months ago
FIRST!
 
[ - ]  enta10020Good: 3Bad: 012 months ago
Which reminds me of this guy, who probably got tomatoes in his mailbox instead. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIUO_8VSXPo THROW HIM A FEW VIRTUAL TOMATOES, PLEASE!
 
[ - ]  enta10020Good: 0Bad: 012 months ago
man, it got taken down
 
[ - ]  thatshanekidGood: 0Bad: 212 months ago
OH MY GOD! My friend and I made shirts that say life on hem and handed out lemons. But no one would take our lemons so we started putting them in people's mail boxes!
 
I'm sure there are a few laws that breaks.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
No one would take them? Funny, I wonder why that is.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Also... Why the fuuck would you put your unwanted lemons in people's mailboxes?!
 
[ - ]  hallipotter123Good: 0Bad: 012 months ago
congratulations...
 
Anthrax got too expensive, I guess. That, or terrorists are just getting less creative.
 
[ - ]  AdoIfHitlerGood: 7Bad: 112 months ago
Life must've ran out of lemons.
 
Maybe OP's mailbox is a coconut.
 
XD
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
drinking a mailbox wouldn't be pleasant
 
[ - ]  _OHHI_Good: 1Bad: 112 months ago
Give me back my fuccking lime.
 
Did you mail it to OP?
 
[ - ]  _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 012 months ago
No it was stolen from me.
 
And put in a mailbox to hide the theft. Diabolical. You know, if you don't want to keep what you stole...
 
[ - ]  _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Do you want it?
 
Sure. *throws lime at OP*
 
[ - ]  _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Awesome.
 
Like throwing candy at a baby.
 
Although that's not awesome. I totally don't throw candy at babies. *hides Snickers bar*
 
*hides baby*
 
[ - ]  _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 012 months ago
No candy? Oh well. *noms wolfy*
 
*noms ohhi* Tasty. But we should stop eating each other or it will start getting paradoxical.
 
[ - ]  _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 012 months ago
butbutbutbutbut
 
Tell you what, you eat this candy bar... *produces Snicker bar* and I'll just have this little treat I got from a woman a few minutes ago. *produces baby*
 
should have put a return address.
 
I swear I capitalized that s.
 
swearing's not good enough. see, you need results.
 
[ - ]  _OHHI_Good: 1Bad: 012 months ago
Nah it's okay OP already touched it. It's contaminated I don't want it anymore. OP can take it and shove it up his/her ass for all I care.
 
That might clean it.
 
[ - ]  _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 012 months ago
'Zactly
 
[ - ]  nobody_0_oGood: 0Bad: 112 months ago
Limes and lemons come from the same tree.
 
That is decidedly not true.
 
[ - ]  nobody_0_oGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Are you sure about that?
 
As a licensed citrusologist with access to Google, yes.
 
[ - ]  nobody_0_oGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Google is evil...
 
Google is an inanimate search engine.
 
The corporation? Probably.
 
[ - ]  nobody_0_oGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
It's the reason why people no longer learn stuff because if they want, they just flip on Google and think they are beast.
 
People learn things from Google all the time. Just last night, I saw some random video on YouTube and ended up using Google to learn way more about the glass harp than will ever be necessary.
 
[ - ]  _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 012 months ago
I learned that it's possible to be allergic to water from Google. I also learned lots of medical stuffs too because I have no life and when I come across any medical term, I look it up and learn it.
 
Hydrophobia? Oh, but that's rabies.
 
The same family tree?
 
[ - ]  nobody_0_oGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Yes.
 
Well, that's true. As long as you didn't mean a physical tree. I looked it up on Google.
 
Even though I was pretty sure that they didn't come from the same physical tree.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 112 months ago
Well now you won't get scurvy.
 
[ - ]  _OHHI_Good: 1Bad: 012 months ago
A real tragedy...
 
Vitamins, see?
 
I feel like a should make a comment that rhymes, too... ee.
 
Oh, like me?
 
Five months and one year ago, our supreme justices brought forth upon this country, a new ruling, conceived in a flight of fancy, and dedicated to the ruling that all corporations are created people.
 
[ - ]  _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 112 months ago
Five months and one year ago, I ate a piece of food.
 
What kind?
 
Was it as delicious as this baby? I ate her vocal cords first so she'd stop crying.
 
Don't worry, it's an OP.
 
[ - ]  _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Idk fill in the blank
 
Chocolate.
 
[ - ]  _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Awesome! Imma go to bed so yeah bye!
 
No, I meant you had chocolate! :( WHY BED NOOOO!!!
 
I miss you I miss you imissyouthisplaceissolonelynowadays. *hugs tightly* DON'TGODON'TGODON'TGODON'TGO!!!!
 
Fine, bye. <33333
 
<3
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 112 months ago
Me too OP. Me too.
 
The lime was a mistake. Just like you.
 
[ - ]  LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 1Bad: 112 months ago
Awh I missed the slight amount of activity. Now it's all lonely in here.
 
[ - ]  RegurgitatingCowGood: 2Bad: 012 months ago
Time to make limeade. Boo ya.
 
[ - ]  WhatTheFuckClaireGood: 0Bad: 112 months ago
That's one juicy story. Tell more?
 
No need to be sarcastic, you're such a lemon.
 
[ - ]  WhatTheFuckClaireGood: 1Bad: 012 months ago
Whoa bro. You're getting a bit sour. Time for a nap?
 
[ - ]  WhatTheFuckClaireGood: 0Bad: 112 months ago
Guys. I live in a really ghetto neighborhood. I just heard a gunshot right outside and young flipsaales donndaj abdlamabsjd Sudan djals ohskdsohgodfosand merhsahdblackdak ohno
 
[ - ]  WhatTheFuckClaireGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Ahahha. I like gibberish. But really, I think I heard a gunshot. Wtf, Oregon.
 
[ - ]  WhatTheFuckClaireGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
I typed the gibberish with my face.
 
Seriously? Like, nose-pushing-buttons?
 
[ - ]  WhatTheFuckClaireGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Actually, yeah.
 
[ - ]  HaitTreadGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
As long as the gun shot stays outside, you're fine.
 
Unless it's a big gun.
 
[ - ]  badlydrawnboyGood: 0Bad: 112 months ago
I'm confused by the spacing of minutes per comment in this post...
 
[ - ]  badlydrawnboyGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Wow, either my page must have loaded wrong, or I'm getting severe dyslexia - I read hours as minutes.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
I did the same for a moment.
 
[ - ]  kittiesnpuppiesGood: 0Bad: 112 months ago
Maybe you need to clean your mailbox? Carrie, thoughtsvent.com
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
No one cares about that site.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 112 months ago
no
 
[ - ]  StatefarmGood: 0Bad: 112 months ago
I find limes in my mailbox all the time. Ths is SUCH an average story. -_-
 
[ - ]  LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 112 months ago
Twelve hours.
 
[ - ]  arandomturtleGood: 0Bad: 112 months ago
Lime.
 
Key.
 
Florida.
 
OJ.
 
Simpson.
 
Homer.
 
[ - ]  arandomturtleGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Bart.
 
Past third base.
 
F*ck.
 
OP.
 
[ - ]  arandomturtleGood: 0Bad: 112 months ago
Say wuuh?
 
I skipped your Bart. Sorry.
 
I can't really think of any Bart things. We can do Lisa.
 
...Or not.
 
Okay, apparently I'm completely alone here.
 
Goodbye to nobody.
 
[ - ]  arandomturtleGood: 1Bad: 112 months ago
I am here.
 
[ - ]  areson99Good: 0Bad: 212 months ago
Hey, I've just received a free Minecraft Giftcode! You can get one too! >> minecraftcodes.me <<
 
Hey, no way! You really like exclamation points! Was your account hacked, or do you just really like spamming?!
 
That, and your account's stories are quite interesting. I wasn't aware that gays were illegal.
 
[ - ]  arandomturtleGood: 0Bad: 112 months ago
I'm Guessing hacked.
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 3Bad: 112 months ago
i found a mime in my mailbox. my mail box is made of glass. i can see where he go confused.
 
[ - ]  arandomturtleGood: 0Bad: 112 months ago
Mime.
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 112 months ago
Hey look it's a comment about how bad the stories still are.
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 312 months ago
I REMEMBER YOU.
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 5Bad: 012 months ago
How unfortunate for me.
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 312 months ago
ikr. Sup dude?
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Nothing I suppose. How are you?
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 412 months ago
I'm quite good. Haven't cut myself in nine days. :D How're you?
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Well.... that's good. And I'm bored. Hence, my presence here.
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 412 months ago
Mhm. And lawl. This place is shit now.
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
It seems you have someone badding your comments.
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 112 months ago
It seems I do. O_O
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 1Bad: 412 months ago
8=====D~~~~~O:
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 1Bad: 112 months ago
Whoever's lurking and rating comments, you could actually try contributing.
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Not to sound like a dlck but I'm really fuucking bored
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
tkellz *tips hat* What's up?
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Not much, how about you?
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Nothing much, just been chillen.
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
That's cool
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
I just got here.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
*contributes*
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
That's the spirit.
 
[ - ]  WhatTheFuckClaireGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
It's too much work.
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 112 months ago
Put the lime in the mail you nut.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
I thought you were supposed to put it in the coconut and then shake it all up.
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Mail, coconut, it's all the same. Hai.
 
[ - ]  WhatTheFuckClaireGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
OHMYGODDDD HI
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
CLAIRE! Hai! How are you?
 
[ - ]  WhatTheFuckClaireGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Good, bored, depressed a bit. Youuuu?(:
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
:) I'm good! Why are you depressed a bit?
 
[ - ]  WhatTheFuckClaireGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Eh, it doesn't matter. What have you been up to?
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Okay, just know you can always talk to me. :) Nothing much, I'm stationed in Virginia for around 6 more months of schooling. What about you?
 
[ - ]  WhatTheFuckClaireGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Not much, boooooored. Pretty sure I have a disorder or some shit. Meh. Schooling? Sounds sucky. :P
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Ahhh, and it's not so bad. It's for a weapon system aboard a ship. I'm enjoying it so far.
 
[ - ]  WhatTheFuckClaireGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Well yay![:
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Yupp :)
 
[ - ]  WhatTheFuckClaireGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
So do you have a girlyfraaan?[:
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Naaaah, I'm single right now.
 
[ - ]  WhatTheFuckClaireGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
aweh]: Single life is good too[:
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
It's not bad yeah, I kinda wish I had somebody, when the time is right I will. What about you, do you have a boyfriend?
 
[ - ]  WhatTheFuckClaireGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Yeppp<3 His name is Matthew.
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Good :) He's a lucky guy.
 
[ - ]  WhatTheFuckClaireGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
[: I'm a lucky lady. We're going away to his aunt's beach house tomorrow, so I should probably be packing. I'll talk to you later, I'm probably keeping you busy. :3 have fun with your schooling stuffs.
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Nah, you're not. I've always got time for my mlia friends :) Kay, have fun at the beach house!
 
[ - ]  WhatTheFuckClaireGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Thanks[:
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Hello, hello! I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello!
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
I'm going to be mildly amusing while WTFC is gone.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Bye, fellow commenter!
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
You're welcome, and hiya artemis wolf!
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Hai! Haven't seen you in a while. I suppose you know Typer better than me, but it's nice to see someone I sort of know.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Oh... you know my multiple accounts, right?
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
I do, but hey, a familiar face is always good, how are you?
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Good! Yeah, friendly faces seem a little hard to come by when there are a maximum of four people on at a time.
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
True, and maybe... I probably know about them, just haven't been on in awhile.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Well, this is my second account. My first is athena_loki_wolf_sigmapi. Then there's a bunch of others. Um... two secretish ones, one I only used once and can't remember exactly the right username, flow_simetra, thisWOLFisaLION... there might be some I made just once because I felt like it... oh, and a bunch to guard against people who steal your account and change the lowercase L to a capital i.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
So that's about a dozen different accounts.
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Ohhh, yeah. I've got quite a few myself, I can't remember all of them though. ZombieofMLIA_, ___, and Darkfall being the ones I remember off the top of my head,
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Just, um, remember the names so you know who I am. ...Oh, right, there's actually two Wonderland-themed ones, so that makes a baker's dozen or more.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
I don't know if I do remember them all...
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Nice, kay, I will.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
OK. ...Read any good books lately?
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Yeah, The Knowledge of Good and Evil. It was pretty good. You?
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
I'm re-reading something. Sort of. I didn't finish it, but I don't remember it, so I'm reading it again. It's pretty good. It's like Artemis Fowl. It's not THAT good, but it's definitely enjoyable.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
*looks up your book* Is it by Glenn Kleier?
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
You know, Sarc already did that joke.
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
opps.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
That's all right. You know, you could say she stole five goods from you by coming up with it first. ...Then again, maybe it's a little clearer when Sarc did it? idk
 
[ - ]  WhatTheFuckClaireGood: 0Bad: 112 months ago
!
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 112 months ago
[!]
 
[ - ]  WhatTheFuckClaireGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Ermahgerd.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
What the fu ck, Claire!
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/snap_your_shit.swf
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Chrome doesn't trust that website.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Mine does.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Apparently, your computer hates birds.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Hm. Maybe it's my anti-virus software. Anyway, I don't really care too much.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
:'c
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 112 months ago
http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/fanten.swf
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 112 months ago
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[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 112 months ago
http://tinyurl.com/c346hkx
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 1Bad: 112 months ago
Well, I'll just leave for a bit. Goodbye!
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 2Bad: 012 months ago
We found Dove in a soapless place.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 112 months ago
was there chocolate?
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
I don't suggest using it to clean yourself, though.
 
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[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 112 months ago
You know what would be cool? If there was a website where people would submit mundane things about their lives that everyone else in the world has experienced. Nothing awesome, nothing terrible. Just... average. Oh wait.
 
[ - ]  yanxgo2Good: 0Bad: 112 months ago
thats awesome
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 1Bad: 012 months ago
yo bro you lost your punctuation like i did lets be bros
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 112 months ago
I am bored so here I am bam
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Hi.
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Hi.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
How are ya?
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Pretty great, you?
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Yay it's you!
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 012 months ago
Yayyyyy me!
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 2Bad: 112 months ago
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw limes and was reminded of this post and how it has been here since last night. MLIC
 
I feel like this is a sign from Mek that we need to make margaritas.
 

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