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A few day's ago, it was about three in the morning and I was watching Biggest Loser and I was really hungry for scrambled eggs. I seemed to have dozed off, because at around four o'clock I woke up hugging the frying pan we use for scrambled eggs...MLIA

#3329571 Comments: 24 Votes: average 503meh 25Share

[ - ] Ella_goes_beepGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 1 week ago

._. Americans. Joking.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 1 week ago

Someone amuse me.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 1 week ago

http://youtu.be/0XyKeAQZ2T8

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 011 months, 1 week ago

How does that work? "Man, watching all these people exercise really makes me want to shove food in my mouth!"

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 1 week ago

I've so done that before.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 1 week ago

Scrambled eggs with cheese sounds pretty good right now.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 1 week ago

Yes, Ella, I am American and I will probably wake up clutching a frying pan.

[ - ] Ella_goes_beepGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 1 week ago

I was only joking, Klaud. Hey, at least you won't be hugging it like the OP. xD

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 1 week ago

Yes, but jokes are forbidden for MLIA commenters. If you are careless, Mek, the worshiped crusader, (peace be upon him) may ban you forever.

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 1 week ago

Now you must bow and beg a thousand and thirty-six pardons.

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 1 week ago

You are lucky that it is 11:11 Eastern Daylight Time, or he would have a much greater chance of not accepting.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 1 week ago

Mek? he still around?

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 1 week ago

I don't know. I just comment here.

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 1 week ago

kbai

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 1 week ago

*yawns* Hm. Hmm. Why am I holding this frying pan? Oh, right. I'm American and we do that. *goes back to sleep*

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 011 months, 1 week ago

lawl the biggest loser is watching the biggest loser.

[ - ] HeyrroGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 1 week ago

biggest loserception?

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 1 week ago

OH SNAPPLE

[ - ] yellowducky480824Good: 0Bad: 09 months, 3 weeks ago

Biggest loser? Me? I'm the opposite of a "biggest loser" I'm skinny

[ - ] LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 1 week ago

A few day is ago.

[ - ] VinnehGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 1 week ago

Fatass.

[ - ] kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 1 week ago

overweight buttocks

[ - ] AdoIfHitlerGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 1 week ago

So you were just looking into a mirror?

[ - ] PferdGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 2 weeks ago

Was the pan hot?.......

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