Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and we were having a fake fight. I told her I was leaving, and she said, "But the rice stuff is here with me! And it has bacon!" I stormed out the door and slammed it behind me. When I was halfway to my car, she opened the door and shouted after me, "But BACON, Jordan, BACON!" at the top of her lungs. This isn't the first time something like this has happened. OLAA