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Today I decided to participate in the Google vs Yahoo war. I typed in "I hate it when..." into both. Yahoo gave me "I hate it when that happens." Google gave me "I hate it when a chinchilla eats the universe." Clear winner? Duh. MLIA
#3318964 Comments: 26 Votes: average 654meh 39Share 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 3Bad: 09 months, 1 week ago
I hate it when people still make posts about this.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 19 months, 1 week ago
Who's Duh and why is he the clear winner?
 
[ - ]  AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 5Bad: 09 months, 1 week ago
Because he's Duh Man. ._.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 1 week ago
Duh duh duh Duh!
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 1 week ago
^dramatic music
 
[ - ]  AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 2Bad: 09 months, 1 week ago
Since you never specified, I'll just assume that it's Bing.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 1 week ago
Ask, back from the dead!
 
[ - ]  AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 1 week ago
Under the new guise of Jeevesus Christ?
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 1 week ago
Search enginuity.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 1 week ago
I mean "such ingenuity."
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 1 week ago
Why did they drop "Jeeves" anyway? Was there an angry person named Jeeves who decided to sue?
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 1 week ago
Or maybe they just thought butlers were too outdated.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 1 week ago
Butler, by the way, being the word of the day.
 
[ - ]  AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 1 week ago
He knew too much.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 1 week ago
"I hate it when a chinchilla eats the universe"? What part of that doesn't sound like an LSD trip?
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 1 week ago
Yahoo also says "I hate when Voldemort uses my shampoo." You OPs should be having a field day with that one.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 1 week ago
Oh, I imagine they don't look for the interesting Yahoo answers. They probably search random things on both search engines until they find search prompts that provoke random results on Google and sensible results on whatever Google is warring against in their post and put it on MLIA to promote Google.
 
[ - ]  WouldyoulikeSomeToastGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 1 week ago
It's clear ploy to give Google free advertising. CONSPIR@CY
 
[ - ]  potatocakeGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 1 week ago
Can I ask you all, not to be annoying or whatever, are most of you male or female?
 
[ - ]  TheCatinatorGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 1 week ago
Female.
 
[ - ]  TheCatinatorGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 1 week ago
Maybe I'm born with it. Maybe it's Maybeline.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 2Bad: 09 months, 1 week ago
Most of us are hermaphrodites.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 2Bad: 09 months, 1 week ago
Heh, funny story about that...
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 1 week ago
Tranny.
 
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[ - ]  SilenceToLoudGood: 0Bad: 09 months ago
Today I searched on Google. Guess what? It gave me a result relevant to my search word. IT'S WIZARDRY.
 

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