MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, while getting my teeth cleaned at the dentist, I heard one hygienist ask another if she'd clean her teeth, promising to give her "favors" in return as a joke. The response? "Nah, just pay me in Trident Layers." MLIA.

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[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 1Bad: 03 months ago

I'd give her "favours".

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Sexual innuendos. It makes me uncomfortable when a husband and wife come into my work and like make out while I'm ringing up their stuff or make sex jokes at each other.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I hate that commercial.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

OMFG. I think I'm leaning towards a 2012 Jeep Patriot in Deep Cherry Red.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

WUT

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

YES. Unless you want to convince me otherwise. This car is awesome. I'm convinced it'll be a great car. I've been wanting a Jeep since I was 13. I will reconsider if you can really convince me the Ford Escape > Jeep Patriot.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Oh God don't get a Ford Escape you are not middle aged.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Lmfao. I love Fords though.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

It's my grandma's car. I don't really have a convincing argument, because I probably wouldn't buy one if I was picking out a car.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

What would you get?

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I don't know. I feel like I would buy a Chevrolet with Fords being second choice.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I like Jeeps.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Holy fuuck, klaud, what the fuuck are you talking about.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

idk, can we just forget the whole thing happened?

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months ago

You mean the thing with me going to the thing or what.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Because if you mean the thing with you goig to the other thing idgaf but if you mean the thing with the OHMYGOD NEVERMIND.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

VVV JUST IGNORE IT.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Just everything I said on there. Please ignore it, I was trying to dissolve the situation that I'm sure is going to come out of this.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months ago

If you're staying there, I'm going to keep lurking, because I can't help it! It's your own fault for not taking my relentless stalking seriously! D:

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I need to ask you something about that. I'm sending you a message on your IRL facebook, mmk?

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months ago

YES. GREAT. FINALLY. WHY IS EVERYONE SO PUBLIC WITH THEIR PERSONAL BUISNESS IT IS DRIVING ME CRAZY

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I once had an entire row of Trident Layers in my mouth at one time. Then I choked on it an died. But then Jesus saved me. Has Jesus save YOU?

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

[ - ] TheCatinatorGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I always get the b*tch oral hygienist when I get my teeth cleaned.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

speaking of oral hygiene I think I'm due for a dentist appointment....but I am also due for new glasses and an oil change plus bills i can't afford life

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I think my next dentists appointment thingy is in April.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

*dentist

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 3Bad: 03 months ago

I always wind up having dentist appointments around holidays. It's a marvel that the hygienics always seem to insist that I explain what I'm doing for vacation with three sharp metal objects in my mouth.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

You guys what book should I read?

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Depends what you like.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I read everything.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

http://amzn.to/Y1pQT

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Don't read Alas Babylon.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months ago

What genres do you like?

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I enjoy pretty much anything except dystopian/utopian fiction stories and anything with love triangles.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 1Bad: 03 months ago

Piers Anthony and Terry Pratchett are good fantasy authors, idk.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Also this. http://www.gutenberg.org/wiki/Main_Page

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