MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I bet you're proud of yourself.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Raise many childern, you sound responsible.

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 2Bad: 03 months ago

Where can I get some of those?

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

This is the second time.

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

It happens.

[ - ] LucyTheTurtleGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Clumsy OP

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 2Bad: 03 months ago

Your mom did the same thing to you when you were a baby, it seems.

[ - ] doodles188Good: 1Bad: 03 months ago

And this makes your life average how?

[ - ] kiskaGood: 4Bad: 13 months ago

Because it's typical. It happens to all of us at one point or another. You have 5,000 unaverage stories on here and you choose this one to question?

[ - ] doodles188Good: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Maybe it's just me, but I don't find it average for an iPod to break falling off a bed, unless of course it's like a top bunk of a bunk bed, and then not break after falling down a flight of stairs.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months ago

...that happened to mine. He was once my only friend, and now he is gone. This comment is incredibly insensitive.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 1Bad: 13 months ago

You're right, it's just you.

[ - ] doodles188Good: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Okay, then I'm deeply sorry for posing the question of how that was average.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 1Bad: 13 months ago

Read Admiraldfjdksfjslfds comment.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

If you have one of the white iPods you can now refer to it as "Cracker."

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I WANTTTT A CAAARRRR

[ - ] LucyTheTurtleGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I recommend a hyundai sonata

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

An American car.

[ - ] LucyTheTurtleGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Oh :/

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I'm not going to drive a little foreign terd. No offense to foreign terd drivers.

[ - ] LucyTheTurtleGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

My sister just bought one a couple weeks ago. I think it's spiffy. Not very terdy at all.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 1Bad: 03 months ago

I'm going to suggest that what I think is an acceptable vehicle for me is an American car and only an American car to help stimulate the economy.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 1Bad: 03 months ago

she wants to save the economy and all that or something

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

+1

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months ago

...or yeah. that

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

lawl

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

LOL :D

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

If you want a station wagon you can have mine.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 1Bad: 03 months ago

A station wagon? That is so hot.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

It's red too.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

FUUCK YES! Crank up the AM radio and let's get this party started.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

LOL that was the first car I remember my parents having. What kind?

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

1998 saturn station wagon. It's actually laughable how ugly it is.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Did you pay for it?

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 13 months ago

Take my father's. Maybe that'll give him some motivation to get a decent one.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I'm getting a brand new one though.

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

But this one would be absolutely for free. You'd have to come to UK, though... I'm never going to get rid of it.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Set it on fire?

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

That. Or I'll manage to convince him to get an Audi A5.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months ago

why haven't i been keeping up with the republicans, they have gone crazy

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months ago

jk i know nothing about politics or the world or america don't eat me

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Ron Paul 2012. I've slowly become a Libertarian.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 03 months ago

That would be nice, but at this point it looks like he's reeling in votes for Obama.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I don't care who wins. Just not Obama. Can't take any more debt.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Romney's plans for tax cuts could increase the national deficit by over $180 billion, though.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Compared to what Obama has done, I don't think 180 billion dollars will kill us. American factories need to happen. Immediately. Republicans want that. I can't take Rick Santorum seriously though.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Rick Santorum is just plain insane.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 03 months ago

I dropped mine on cement maybe fifteen times, yet it decided to crack when it hit carpet.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

So I forgot it's ash wednesday. That explains a lot.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 2Bad: 03 months ago

I don't know what that is. Should I be ash-amed?

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

*golf clap*

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I'm going to attempt to give up chocolate for Lent.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I'm not religious, so I'm trying to get more of the things I love.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH FISH I HAD TO EAT TODAY? A LOT. OMFG. too much

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I can't stand fish, besides clams and shrimp. And I'm not even sure they're fish.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 03 months ago

Fish are friends, not food.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I didn't know it was Ash Wednesday until today in school when they called all of the religious kids to mass.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I've never heard of that...

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months ago

HAHAHA CHRISTIANS

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

HAHAHA JEW.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months ago

HAHAHA ONLY WHEN IT'S CONVINIENT.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

i don't understand

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I am beginning to despise all religion, so whatever man.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

New Post.

[ - ] hollyflame43Good: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I threw mine against the wall. Hard. It didn't break because of the case I have on it.

[ - ] SpazHazJazzGood: 0Bad: 03 weeks, 3 days ago

Otter Box?

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