MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] The_DocGood: 4Bad: 03 months ago

DBPB hates MLIA. Why can't people f*cking understand we hate them too.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 1Bad: 03 months ago

Why do they hate us? Do people steal MLIA posts and post them there?

[ - ] The_DocGood: 2Bad: 03 months ago

Don't know, they're unoriginal.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 1Bad: 03 months ago

The posts here are about as unoriginal as they get.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 1Bad: 03 months ago

I don't know, some people here are pretty crafty. They're f*cking retards, but they're crafty.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Meaning they trolled BDPD?

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 2Bad: 03 months ago

Who decided that acting like a child is cool

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 4Bad: 03 months ago

Today I went on DBPB and tried to comment inappropriate things but then I remembered that I am banned from there because of commenting inappropriate things.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Why don't you just change your IP address and TROLOLOL

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

You don't even belong here, you fuucking retard.

[ - ] ferretsGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Da facq is up with the stupid box that all the comments are in? I don't like the shadow.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

ikr

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months ago

...it's the opposite. It used to be dark on the outside and light on the inside, but now it's dark on the inside and darker on the outside. ._.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

It's always about you isn't it?

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

...fuuck.

[ - ] ferretsGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Reply fail?

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Yesssssss

[ - ] ferretsGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I hate coloring. I have more important homework to do, and when a teacher tells me to color for Spanish or Biology I get pissed off.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Ferrts. `

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months ago

-`

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 13 months ago

My boyfriend and I are on the same plan in the same place and my phone keeps dropping calls and cutting off on people and shit and his works fine so wtf we get the same crappy signal it's not fair

[ - ] LucyTheTurtleGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Go tell them that. On DBPB. Not MLIA.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

y'all are so alive

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

well thank you kindly

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

.-. Hello Pretz.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I thought you were typer at first because I combined your username with tkellz.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Weird.

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I hate everyone for not telling me about The Rolling Stones before. I mean, I knew a song or two, but I'm only finding out now how amazing they are.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

You're joking, right? TELL ME YOU KNOW WHO THE BEATLES ARE.

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I KNOW. I know a lot of bands, but just by a couple of songs and then I go and listen to other songs and I'm like, "Fuuck, this is great." I know it's obvious it is, since they're like, legendary, but I didn't know for myself. I'm not making sense, I know, but I'm falling in love with Mick. Right now, right this second.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I got dem moves like Jagger.

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Ugh, that song. It's on the radio every day.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I like Maroon 5.

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

'Songs about Jane' was my favourite album last week. But I hate when a song is forced on me, like when they play it 24/7.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

omfg ew

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

You know what I mean.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

[insert creepy comment about Nick]

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Oh God, Candice.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

lolololololololololol i was going to say something about him being locked in my closet but idk what

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

He's right next to me, though. >:D

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

OMFG HI NICK IF YOU'RE READING THIS.

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

He's not. HE DOESN'T KNOW WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HIM EVERY DAY. Nearly.

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

wait that should've been in present simple not present continuous I am so sorry

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

>:D

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

My Polishness is showing, make it stop. :(

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I hadn't noticed it.

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

no because it was supposed to be "he doesn't know we talk about him" and I said "he doesn't know we're talking about him" and then ugh why am I polish clouds why

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Because you are. And I hate how our words are getting smaller.

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I like it. It makes things so much fun and you know how much I like fun.

[ - ] aHeartFullofCinnamonGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

what the f*ck is this

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

SURPRISE!

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

SURPRISE BABY

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Clouds, I disappeared in there ->

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

It was so scary.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

It's dark in there.

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

It is. You didn't even see my "SURPRISE BABY".

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

...you listen to Kesha. >:(

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Don't judge me. :| And I listen to other things too you know.

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

SURE.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

ASDFGHJHGFRSAadsfghjgfsASFGHJKNJFAZadfghjk,mjhgvdsa

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I'm kidding, I don't judge people by their taste in music.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Pink Floyd.

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I watched The Wall when I was 8. I'm pretty sure it somehow damaged me.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

those masks are f*cking scary

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

The scene with the meat grinder scarred me for life. Thanks, dad.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I'm listening to it right now. And I just watched it for the first time around Thanksgiving, I didn't want to eat my turkey after that.

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Yummy children meat.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

You watched it?

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

It's also a movie.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Ah, I've never seen it. I was thinking of someone staring at a vinyl while it played...

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Not a good movie choice for an 8-year-old. I'm pretty sure my father was trying to traumatise me.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Maybe a misguided attempt at trying to introduce you to great music at a young age.

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Maybe. He could've just played me the album, though. No need to give me nightmares for the following year.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

MA NlGGAS

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months ago

THE GIRL SCOUTS HAVE ARRIVED.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

DID THEY BRING COOKIES.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months ago

YES.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

AWESOME. :D

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Frozen thin mints. Buy all of the thin mints.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

OMFG. I can't even in them. WTF MAN

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months ago

...what CAN you eat?

[ - ] typer2131Good: 3Bad: 03 months ago

That can looks way too excited.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I was so mad I didn't even put eat. Oy. Um I can actually have anything that's baked. Also soluble fibers. I call it the diabetic diet o.o

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

paula deen

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

GO ON SKYPE I NEED HAAALP.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

with what? i'm exhausted and i need to shower and sleep and

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Um what car should I get? :D lmfao

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 03 months ago

GTFO.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 1Bad: 03 months ago

Did you hear? Crayola is coming out with a new line of Crayon specifically for adults. It includes colours such as, "Rough Sex Red" and "Spousal Abuse Black."

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 2Bad: 03 months ago

this post is about colouring pictures and I just now remembered that I have already commented on it.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Ok gaiz I need help. I'm getting a brand spankin' new car soon and I have no clue what I want. I want an American car, obvs. Not too sure what to buy.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

get a cadillac.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Absolutely not. They are atrocious lmfao. I'd like to keep the price of the car under $20,000 and I'm not looking for a Honda or anything like that.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 1Bad: 03 months ago

I actually know absolutely nothing about cars so yeah I was just trying to make a funny.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Sedan or hatchback?

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

She changes her mind depending on price.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

This.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Well... the Focus is somewhere between a hatchback and a sedan. And not horrendously overpriced.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I looked at the Focus, I wasn't thrilled with it, to be honest.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I'd look through all the Fords, they're priced okay and usually have decent mileage.

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

You should buy a 1959 Chevy. *-* No? Okay, I'll get it for myself. One day.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I would like an original Thunderbird, but my wallet will only bend so far.

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

That's a shame. I've watched too many movies where the cars are from around those years and now I want one.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Oh also it can be an SUV, I know Jeeps are reliable as f*ck and they last forever. I'm looking for this to be my car for the next 10 years so it has to be safe for a baby seat.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Idk. You goin' to college yet?

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Well since I figured out how to make $$$, I can pay for my own tuition now and afford a new car within the next few months.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months ago

WOO

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I know, it's pretty nifty.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Can you explain that to me again? Is that just Adgooglething or is that the other website?

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

It's the Google thing. It's hard to explain without seeing it. But the guy who did it for me is waiting for the payment which he is pushing and rushing for which he shouldn't be. N!gga be made a deal. Oh well, whatevs, as long as it makes money. The only crap thing is I'll have to wait until the end of April to get the money because of how Google does it, but after that it'll come at the end of every month.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Next time we Skype, you're screen sharing, aka Friday, Saturday, or Sunday.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

AKA GTFO

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Does anyone's parents have a Jeep Patriot or a Jeep Compass? I really like the both of those and they wouldn't be terrible with gas. If I move to the Poconos soon I don't want a little midget to drive around.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 2Bad: 03 months ago

live next door to me. our children could be bffls

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

Seriously, I would totes do that. Is the Ford really good on gas? I'm thinking about all my options here. OMFG dat INFJ flow.

[ - ] pierocksGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago

If I wanted to read DBPB stories, I would go on DBPB.

[ - ] hollyflame43Good: 0Bad: 03 months ago

I'm in middle school, going to high school next year. I don't like coloring, unless it's very artistic. It's always good to let your inner child show. :)

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