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Today, for Valentine's Day, my school was doing a "Will You Marry Me?" event during lunch, where you could get "married" for $3 per couple. Most people married their best friends or boyfriend or girlfriend. But some girl married a banana, while my friend married a stuffed llama. MLIA
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[ - ]  EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Is "banana" code for "dildo"?
 
[ - ]  XxXMignightStarXxXGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Only you would know that.
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
They're not stating something they "know" they're asking a question.
 
[ - ]  XxXMignightStarXxXGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
I know that, I was answering his question; but evidently you don't get it.
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Evidently not.
 
[ - ]  EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Yes, because I know all about dildos and other sex toys.
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Evidently.
 
[ - ]  EskimoJamasieGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
"Mom, Kitty's being a dildo." "Well I know one kitty who's spending the night with mommy tonight."
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
I feel like I should know what that's referencing.
 
[ - ]  EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
South Park.
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Ah.
 
[ - ]  OreaganoGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
A stuffed llama he likes to fuk.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
how pointless
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
I go to a Catholic school so student council just spent all lunch handing out purity rings.
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
That's hilarious.
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
I was joking. It was supposed to be funny.
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Aw... would've been funnier if it was true.
 
[ - ]  EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
That's effective.
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Sooo, you do ice cream socials and study and shit?
 
[ - ]  EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Because only Catholic people shit?
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
they are full of it so
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Cannot good this enough.
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Yes. There is also a club dedicated to creating banners about how homosexuality is a sin.
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
I am out. Have a good night!
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
gooooooodnight
 
[ - ]  OreaganoGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
I GOT IT!!!
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
The beat to Funky Town?
 
[ - ]  OreaganoGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
What the fuk? No! I remembered what that quote was from!
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Well what I just said was a quote too, so you have another to go find.
 
[ - ]  OreaganoGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Shit...
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Have fun. I'm pretty sure I didn't quote correctly.
 
[ - ]  OreaganoGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
I know that song but I don't know that quote
 
[ - ]  OreaganoGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
I have no fukking idea... Please tell me!
 

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