MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] brianmayGood: 0Bad: 89 months ago

F*ck off and die.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 4Bad: 39 months ago

For you to break a custom, there must have been one in place first. I don't think "not having picnics on the floor of a McDonald's" counts.

[ - ] Hobbit4LyfeGood: 6Bad: 09 months ago

Um... I'm pretty sure the custom is "you're supposed to eat at tables, especially when in a restaurant."

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 09 months ago

And they were supposed to break the custom for the project.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 2Bad: 19 months ago

I hate having to do stupid projects like this. Makes me feel like a fuucking idiot OP.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 2Bad: 09 months ago

someone distract me from third semester organic chem. please.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 19 months ago

third semester?

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 19 months ago

Oh no, ORGANIC chemistry...

[ - ] EskimoJamasieGood: 3Bad: 19 months ago

Totes read that as orgasmic chemistry. And we all know chemistry is pretty stimulating.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 09 months ago

*distracts*

[ - ] WhatTheFuckClaireGood: 0Bad: 09 months ago

Hey sailor ;D jk.

[ - ] fdgdpokGood: 0Bad: 39 months ago

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[ - ] yywebshjGood: 0Bad: 39 months ago

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[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 09 months ago

Sorching?

[ - ] WhatTheFuckClaireGood: 0Bad: 29 months ago

�D�A

[ - ] WhatTheFuckClaireGood: 0Bad: 09 months ago

i dont understand this secret monkey language

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 09 months ago

Yes.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 2Bad: 09 months ago

The only thing this post reminded me of is the fact that I have Sociology homework.

[ - ] WhatTheFuckClaireGood: 0Bad: 09 months ago

Ohmygod. So I was in the hospital volunteering and I walked by this room and a doctor was like "You busy right now?" me: "No, do you need anything?" "Come here." and I had to hold this guys wrist because he cut the artery with a knife and it was spluttering blood everywhere unless I held it and I had to stop it it was so gross

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 09 months ago

Ah, gross. Blood. Like, ew, right? So glad we don't have nasty stuff like that coursing through our bodies at all times-- OH MY GOD WAIT. We do.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 09 months ago

I don't mean this as an attack or to be mean or anything I swear I can totally see how that would br gross I'm sorry THIS IS WHY I SHOULDN'T BE HERE.

[ - ] kaye1234Good: 0Bad: 09 months ago

My fitness teacher looks a lot like Adam Levine.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 19 months ago

You purchased and ate food in a restaurant? How daring.

[ - ] HaitTreadGood: 1Bad: 19 months ago

At first, I thought that said "breaking a condom" and how it related to your conception.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 3Bad: 09 months ago

That's kind of like eating McDonald's, I guess-- quick, and leaving you bloated with an ounce of regret.

[ - ] xcbsdisdfhGood: 0Bad: 29 months ago

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[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 09 months ago

It was 40 degrees out yesterday. Scorching summer indeed.

[ - ] Jenna_goes_beepGood: 0Bad: 09 months ago

This post is just stupid. ._.

[ - ] PregnantGood: 0Bad: 09 months ago

You're an idiot

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 09 months ago

And you're Pregnant.