Today I found a sign on my mirror that said 'NARNIA IS CLOSED DUE TO CONTRUCTION. WE ARE SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENENCES' My mirror is on my closet. I decided to open it, thinking nothing would be there. Turns out, there was fake snow and contruction tape all inside. No one knows my address, except for one person. I now have a date on a boat on Monday. MLIA.