MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, I read a DBPB that said "Dear Molly, I will be watching over your Fred just as you have been watching over my Harry. Sincerly, Lily" I about cried. I think it belongs here. MLIA

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[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 3Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

What in the hell made you think that it belongs here? It clearly doesn't, that's why it was on another website.

[ - ] NopeTheOtherOneGood: 5Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

This is not a "I lurbe Harry Potter, hur dur" site. Get your shit out of here.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I thought it was nice and all, but I didn't cry. Buddha.

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

lolfanz

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Then why the fuuck did they post it there...? Try thinking before spouting shit.

[ - ] alexolouglinloverGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Not everything to do with Harry Potter is average! Please be more creative next time. I swear I have seen something very similar to this 100000 times before

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Actually, I think this post is from like three days ago.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

i hate men im gonna be a lesbian

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Any specific man?

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

As great as my boyfriend is, he still has huge enormous flaws.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Do you need a hug?

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Yes and if you want details I just wrote a novel below.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

*hug*

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Awwwww! Your boyfriend would be so lost without you.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Likewise tbh. But srsly, sometimes men just have their heads up their asses.

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

They do. It's gross and heads shouldn't be able to fit in asses.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

like in Hitch.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I mean Hanc ock. wtf

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 1Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago

If I actually cared about DBPB at all I would go over there myself. Keep that shit out of here.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

So the first thing is the day I met my boyfriend I told him I wasn't interested in dating someone that smoked a lot of pot or did hard drugs, and he told me he smoked a few times but it wasn't really his thing and he wouldn't be doing it again. And I guess he forgot he said that because he let it slip today that he's been smoking with his friends so wtf. I mean it's not so much the idea that he's doing it, although that does kind of bother me, because there's nothing wrong with a little recreational pot smoking, it's the fact that he lied. I don't care if it was to impress me or not. It kinda hurts. And secondly he always has tons of homework on Wednesdays that he biitches about and apparently today going and having a burger with his friend right after I made him a big lunch was more important than homework so now I'm sitting here bored off my ass AGAIN because he's a dumbass.

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

How long has you two been a couple for?

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Over a year and a half.

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Yell at him and remind him that he can go out and has a burger all the time if you weren't around to cook for him.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Well I made what he asked me to make and he didn't eat it and then he went and had a burger instead of homework and this happened after I was already wtf'ing for a few hours over the pot thing because I was talking about my essay and he was like "I haven't smoked pot since December" so naturally my reaction was "December of WHEN" and it just spun off from there.

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Omfg what a dick. He's a LIAR! You should yell at him. Just get all your anger and frustration out on him and make him understand that you don't like it when he does this.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I mean really, I know we had just met and he was trying to impress me and work toward asking me out but the least he could have done was tell me the truth about it, like "when I visit with my friends we smoke a joint just for fun, but it's not a habit", and I'd have been like, "okay, whatever, just don't make it a habit, don't drive high, and don't bring the shit or your highness around me".

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

This doesn't sound like breakup material, but you should yell at him.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Bu I've never been in a relationship, so don't mind me. ._.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I'm not gonna break up with him but I am really pissed off at the moment and he doesn't fuucking get it.

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Well then he is stupid.

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Guess who else is stupid?

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Paris Hilton.

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

...um...LINDSAY LOHAN!

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Silly.

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

^this. Also remind him that pot is stupid and can destroy him. Just like weeds destroy a garden. And he is a garden full of pretty flowers and then BAM! Weeds kill all the flowers.

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