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today in english i got bored and tuned out .... i tuned in just in time to hear my professer say "...and the milk bottles look like fat kids!" ... i wish i had been listening...MLIA

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[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I'm curious as to how you got into a university.

[ - ] wolfcampGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

He just calls his teacher a "professer." He's not really in college. He's clearly a second-grader.

[ - ] RentalTARDISGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Or you're both cynical.

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

You should've been listening, you idiot.

[ - ] wolfcampGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

OP flunked all his classes. His parents really thought this would be the year he'd pass summer school. ;)

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

heyheyheytheenaguesswhat

[ - ] wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

what

[ - ] wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

whatisit

[ - ] typer2131Good: 1Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago

I got a B on that chem exam I was going to fail, so now you don't have to disown mr! :D<3

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

*me

[ - ] wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

YAAAAY! *hugs*

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

*hugsback* yayIlikehugs

[ - ] wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Yaay! I have to get off.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Awh. D: Bye. <3

[ - ] wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

<333

[ - ] wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I won't disown Mr, don't worry.

[ - ] wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Oops.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Can you not disown me either, though? D:

[ - ] wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Ooookay...

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

...thank you.

[ - ] wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Hold on, I think I can make this work. I just need to alter my schedule...

[ - ] wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Aha! There we go. You're re-owned.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

WOOHOO!

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

c:<3

[ - ] wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

WHOOO! Bai.

[ - ] NeedNinjaNOWGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

That's an asian fail...

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

OH SHIT, FORGOT I WAS ASIAN.

[ - ] wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I have to go.

[ - ] wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Bye!

[ - ] ChocolateChipGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Hello, world.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

chippy how do you play guitar

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I mean, hello, Chippy.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

So? Fat people drink a lot of milk.

[ - ] PolyesterAngelGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

So do I, then you'd have know about correct capitalization.

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