MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today I am hiding in my friend's apartment because I am hiding from my roommate. He chased me across an entire college campus, chased me into a warehouse, and shot me repeatedly with a paintball gun in the back. Why? Because I ate the last piece of bacon. MLIA

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[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Well that'll learn ya.

[ - ] hollyflame43Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

LOL, that's what you get for eating the last of the bacon!

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

BOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG.

[ - ] hollyflame43Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Yes, you are boring.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Seriously, just stop talking to me.

[ - ] hollyflame43Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Awww, why? I can be nice if I want to be.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

No, it's okay. I'm good.

[ - ] hollyflame43Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I'm bored, though. Whats so wrong with talking to me? If it's about yesturday, then I'm sorry for being so sensitive, okay?

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Sure. I'm bored as well.

[ - ] hollyflame43Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

So, how are you? Besides bored.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Okay, at work. Yourself?

[ - ] hollyflame43Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I'm good. Had a rough morning, but now I'm at school:/

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

School sucks!

[ - ] hollyflame43Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I know! I have a math test today, I hate math!

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Math was my worst subject.

[ - ] hollyflame43Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Math IS my worst subject. I'm great at Language Arts and Science, those are my best classes.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

SO IS THIS CLASS. OMG

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

That must have hurt like hell. Ha.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Fatty.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

He's currently raping your mother for revenge.

[ - ] manda18Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

HAHHAHAHHAH thats so freakin funny.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

so is your lack of apostrophes.

[ - ] hollyflame43Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

It is, isn't it? Haha, so funny some people don't use apostrophes.

[ - ] AmodestpoetGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

That's actually amusing.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

welp, this is boring

[ - ] AmodestpoetGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

HAI!

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

sup mah stalker

[ - ] AmodestpoetGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I haven't stalked you in weeks, honey.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I feel violated. THANK YOU, SEAN.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

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