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Today I opened Google and on the homepage, it said "We’re changing our privacy policy and terms. Not the usual yada yada". Thank you Google, for being more average than you already are. MLIA

#3291759 Comments: 38 Votes: average 297meh 22Share

[ - ] LucyTheTurtleGood: 2Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I actually tried reading more about it. Then I stopped.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 2Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

You can't be more average than you already are, that doesn't make any logical sense.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 4Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I blame you for my shitty Math 20 mark.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Which math would that be?

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I don't know. It's math class. You do math in it.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Ah, it's one of THOSE math classes.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

A special Canadian math class.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Sounds fun.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

It really isn't. That's why I did so bad in it.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

What kind of math do you do in it? Algebra? Geometry?

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Mostly algebra.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Ah. I hated algebra when I was in high school.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I hate any math and it was a Pre-Calc class and so it was absolutely terrible.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I just had Pre-calc last semester and I somehow managed a B+. I have no idea how.

[ - ] WhyIsEveryNameTakenGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

OH WAH AH AH AH

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Oh blah blah blah your needs.

[ - ] WhyIsEveryNameTakenGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Get up, come on, get down with the sickness

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Nah, I like getting down with healthy people.

[ - ] WhyIsEveryNameTakenGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Okay, now you're just annoying.

[ - ] WhyIsEveryNameTakenGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Yea, I'm good at that. And people always say to do what you're good at, so I do.

[ - ] WhyIsEveryNameTakenGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I can see inside you, the sickness is rising. Don't try to deny what you feel

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

MARK, WHERE DID YOU GO WRONG AS A COMMENTER.

[ - ] WhyIsEveryNameTakenGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Um.. Ap flipped out at me for no reason one day, then after that everytime I said anything she was a biitch to me, so I stopped caring

[ - ] WhyIsEveryNameTakenGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

So I'm sorry that I annoy you, it was never my original intention. I cam here with good intents, then people decided to be rude, and when people are rude to me, I'm rude back.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 4Bad: 23 months, 3 weeks ago

Every time I see one of these Google posts, I want to hit OP with a metal bat and then gouge their eyes out with a fishing hook.

[ - ] LucyTheTurtleGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Oooh! My mom once got a fishing hook stuck in her arm. It looked like a snake bite.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

kewl

[ - ] ferretsGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

You could go Oedipus and gouge out their eyes with your mother's/wife's brooches.

[ - ] LucyTheTurtleGood: 2Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago

Hey, baby, are you a protester? Cause you've been occupying my mind.

[ - ] ferretsGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Hey, are you a potato? Because I hate them...

[ - ] ferretsGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Not you. I was just making up a reverse pick-up line.

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Hey, are you a keyboard? Because you're my type.

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

This sounds so much better in Filipino. Lol.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

ilokano or tagalog or what

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Both if those are dialects. Lol. But I can speak both. lolk

[ - ] alexolouglinloverGood: 1Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago

Lol. Thats pretty random.

[ - ] VinnehGood: 3Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago

Hey, are you under 18? Because sex.

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