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Today my friend made a puzzle for me. He said, "What starts with P and ends with ORN?" and then a teacher came by and took him to the detention room. 3 minutes later, he got out and I asked him why he was out so early. He told me that he explained to the teacher that the word from the puzzle wasn't porn. It was popcorn. The teacher pardoned him and gave him a rainbow lollipop. MLIA
#3287779 Comments: 23 Votes: average 392meh 15Share 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
That's sleazy.
 
[ - ]  AmodestpoetGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
I AM NOT A STALKER!
 
[ - ]  JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Cloudie, be here <3
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
It's so nice to see teachers supporting their gay students.
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
I like rainbow things.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
What starts with F and ends with UCK? Fucck.
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Oh. Not firetruck?
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
I had you all fooled.
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
What? omgnoD:
 
[ - ]  JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
That's funny. You're funny. Your life is funny. Your friend is funny. Now go and die.
 
[ - ]  JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Mek, I don't even know what arabesque means.
 
[ - ]  JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
I'll google it.
 
[ - ]  JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
OH.
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Herpty derp.
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
I feel like I need to come up with a social network. I WANT TO KILL FACEBOOK.
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
call it hipstr.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
It's my day off and I'm bored as hell.
 
[ - ]  leazes_93Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Hi whores
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Aren't you at school?
 
[ - ]  leazes_93Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Nope. I didnt wanna go today. So I didnt.
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Aren't you a rebel?
 
[ - ]  leazes_93Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
hellz yeah.
 
[ - ]  lolly_gaggerGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
The first time someone asked me that "porn" didn't come to mind but "purple unicorns" did.
 

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