MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today I was at my Grandma's house. I was wandering around the upstairs when I came to a little desk. I opened the drawer and there was one thing inside. It was a book labeled "Hurty Feelings". I read the whole story. It was about a hippo who threw a fit every time someone complemented her. I love my Grandma. M(and my Grandma's)LAA

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[ - ] LucyTheTurtleGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

MLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

They hate you so much. Sorry about your bad luck.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Eat shit and die.

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Did the groundhog see its shadow today?

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 4Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

No. The groundhog has cataracts.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

My grandma is dead. MLIClouds

[ - ] LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Your grandma doesn't love you. You were going through her stuff for no reason.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago

i identify with that there hippo

[ - ] The_Blue_GirlGood: 2Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Typer, you're so wonderful.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 4Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

This would have been a better story if you found a dildo.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

It's related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyZwDcLGknU

[ - ] chelwiGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I think you meant "compliment."

[ - ] LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

You're neewww. *pokes*

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago

Ouchie. You poked me.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

So did I. :D

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Yeah but I poked your face. THIS IS SERIOUS JIZZ CLOUDY.

[ - ] LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Oh sorry! I have bad arim.

[ - ] LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 2Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Uhh, my aim isn't that great either.

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Ok, well I hopes your arim gets better. SO, hi I'm an Ohhi but not really because I'm an actual person with a nose and stuff so yeah. Hi.

[ - ] LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Thanks, I hope it gets better as well! Hai there, Ohhi. What a coincidence, I have a nose and stuff too.

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Nope, if the OP meant compliment then the OP would has typed that.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Sometimes I want to mock people about their spelling but then I remember that today in Physics I wrote down "wait" instead of "weight."

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I guess the point here is that if your only contribution is pointing out a spelling error in order to look intelligent andor superior then you should just leave now.

[ - ] LucyTheTurtleGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Seriously, someone do my math homework.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

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[ - ] LucyTheTurtleGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I don't like word problems.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

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[ - ] LucyTheTurtleGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

What?

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

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[ - ] LucyTheTurtleGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

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[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

OKKKKK I'LL HELP I LIKE MATH.

[ - ] LucyTheTurtleGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

How about systems of equations?

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Bring it! >:)

[ - ] LucyTheTurtleGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

SO there's this guy. He's got 14 coins in his pocket. They are only dimes and quarters and they add up to $2.75. How many dimes and quarters are there?

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

ok give me a minute and I'll solve it.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

5 dimes 9 quarters

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

DAMN YOU THAT WAS MY PROBLEM.

[ - ] LucyTheTurtleGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I need to know how to get the answer :o

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

But yes, that answer was correct. AND I HAS IT TOO.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Come on. It's not even a math question, it's a common sense question.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

well, if it has to equal up to 2.75 then you know that the amount of money in dimes must end in either .25, .5, or .75. But dimes equal .1. and so they have to equal .5 and that means that there are five dimes and the rest are quarters. `

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I would make a chart and solve it that way.

[ - ] LucyTheTurtleGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Ok. I've got a bigger challenge if you like. A man flies a small airplane from Fargo to Bismark, North Dakota-a distance of 180 mi. Because he is flying into a head wind, the trip takes him 2 hours. On the way back, the wind is still blowing at the same speed, so the return trip takes only 1 hr 12 min. What is his speed in still air, and how fast is the wind blowing?

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Ugh I suck at that kind of stuff so never mind me doing that.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 3Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

69.

[ - ] LucyTheTurtleGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

The plane's speed is 120 mi/h and the wind speed is 30 mi/h

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

This is another common sense thing. If you really think that I am going to waste the time and energy to go get my calculator and then grab a sheet of paper and a pencil and solve a word problem for a complete stranger then you're dumb.

[ - ] LucyTheTurtleGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I know.

[ - ] The_Blue_GirlGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

If I'd known that we help people do their math homework on here, I'd have asked for help on my pre-calc homework.

[ - ] LucyTheTurtleGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I'm in pre-calc :/

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Go do your f*cking math homework.

[ - ] LucyTheTurtleGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

</3

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

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[ - ] LucyTheTurtleGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Ok. I get it. I'm not liked.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago

Typer's a b!tch, it means no one likes you.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

trololololol

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

mlakjsdlkjasdahrhadha can't even watch tv on an actual television...Why must I live with people who go to bed at 8:00 PM!? All I want to do is watch Grey's Anatomy, but I'm too kind because everyone's asleep. Now I have to watch it online tomorrow and I hate watching Grey's online because I love Grey's on an actual TV. MOTHERFUUCK rage. angst. angst. angst. angst.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

TVD is on right now, I'm goin' INSANEEEEE

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