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A few days ago, my parents went on a vacation to Jamaica and left my teenaged brother home alone. They told me to check up on him because they thought he might have a party or something. Today he called me to tell me he took a break from playing Skyrim, went to buy chocolate milk and locked himself out of the house. I'm not worried about him. MLIA
#3254509 Comments: 30 Votes: average 354meh 9Share 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
where does he live i want one
 
[ - ]  aHeartFullofCinnamonGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
What, a house? His is locked.
 
[ - ]  danababy112Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 1 week ago
You are a god.
 
[ - ]  LucyTheTurtleGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
lol lozerrrr
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 2 weeks ago
Chocolate milk. :3
 
[ - ]  LucyTheTurtleGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Hi.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Hiya.
 
[ - ]  LucyTheTurtleGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
How's life and all?
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Life is pretty good at the moment, minus the crazy stuff that happened this morning. How's you?
 
[ - ]  LucyTheTurtleGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
I'm pretty awesome :D one of my ex friends who stopped being my friend three years ago just randomly texted me today :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
:D:D:D YAY FRIENDS.
 
[ - ]  LucyTheTurtleGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Oh god I haven't been this happy in so long. I feel like my heart is going to explode with rainbows and unicorns and smiles and glitter and sprinkles and ALL THE GOOD THINGS IN THE WORLD!
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 2 weeks ago
That was really mushy. lmfao
 
[ - ]  glitterupmyassGood: 1Bad: 13 months, 2 weeks ago
Yes, it's GREAT.
 
[ - ]  LucyTheTurtleGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
I'm just so happy :)
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
lolglitz
 
[ - ]  alexolouglinloverGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Oh shit. On sister recently got a saxophone and can only play 1 note. Its just annoying that she chooses to play it at very early hours of the morning. Just that one note...over and over again. I think I will go mad
 
[ - ]  mcrgirl12Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Today we had a basketball pep rally and like half our band decided to boycott
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
We had one too, our band really sucks sometimes.
 
[ - ]  glitterupmyassGood: 1Bad: 13 months, 2 weeks ago
Boots wit da fur. (Wit da furr)
 
[ - ]  glitterupmyassGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 2 weeks ago
Sorry..
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
?? I have to leave in a minute anyway.
 
[ - ]  glitterupmyassGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 2 weeks ago
Never mind.
 
[ - ]  mcrgirl12Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Ours is better then our sports teams cause the band actually wins competions.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
We never compete. EVER.
 
[ - ]  mcrgirl12Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Why not?
 
[ - ]  LucyTheTurtleGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Did everyone quit or something?
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
I died.
 
[ - ]  Madster227Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
That's funny!! I would do the same thing because I am pretty forgetful!
 
[ - ]  Madster227Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
And so I would forget my keys too.
 

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